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Fifthfiend · 12-15-2006, 11:35 PM

Well fuck, they gave Rosemary credit, didn't they?

GARUD · 12-15-2006, 11:43 PM

I have a feeling Shiney will be saying these things alot more here on in:
"S/he's calling for his mum."
"I changed him/her last time."
"Why me?"
"Kill me."
"S/He gets that from your side of the family."
"A dingo stole my baby." (wait, wrong person. Silly me, heh)

Ok, seriously, congrats on your new bundle of lyfe Shiney and RaiRai.

mxyzptlk · 12-16-2006, 12:30 AM

I personally can't imagine wanting a child, but congratulations on yours, this world is in dire need of intelligent people mating to counter all the pregnant 14 year-olds these days. Also thanks for giving hope to nerds, creating the illusion that they too might someday find love through this medium.

Gamblid · 12-16-2006, 12:33 AM

Congrats on having a child

Novasol · 12-16-2006, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bravefencer Shinryuu

Am I the only one frightened by the prospect that Shiney is reproducing? I mean, I've talked with him. Lord knows what kind of things he's going to teach to this poor kid, conciously and inadvertantly. Rai, I have the feeling you're gonna have to watch him like a hawk when he's near the child, lest he teach the baby all about buttsex or something.

Honestly, I'm surprised Shiney finally found the right hole.

...

I'm banned now, aren't I?

**Satan's Onion** · 12-16-2006, 01:26 AM

Congratulations! You both function correctly. May your offspring encounter the same good luck

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And I heartily approve the choices for names--elegantly timeless. Way to transcend naming fads!

Major Blood · 12-16-2006, 03:00 AM

So i was reading Rai's livejournal when i happened upon this line...

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaiRai's Livejournal

and John snatched the test away from me.

Are you normally in the habit of handling things your wife pees on shiney?

**Satan's Onion** · 12-16-2006, 05:28 AM

Also, I forgot to ask this before: Will there be a separate thread in which we can all offer you unsolicited and possibly useless parenting advice, or is this it?

Mirai Gen · 12-16-2006, 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Major Blood

Are you normally in the habit of handling things your wife pees on shiney?

I'm pretty sure this counts as the exception and not the rule.

I mean, progeny and all. That's a damn good reason to snatch something your wife pees on.

Tydeus · 12-16-2006, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sky Warrior Bob

Of course, if we do end up with an Alexander, I suggest we refer to him as Lex, as the evil buisness tycoon we know he one day will become.

What, so, the baby is now ours? We, as the forum, collectively own it? There's definitely got to be some legal grounds for that argument, I mean, two mods, brought together by NPF -- obviously, without NPF, no baby, thus, all the same rights as the parents.

I can't wait to see what kind of adult the child will become afte being acclimated to society soley by the collective wisdom of NPF. *shudder*

What a....glorious? Day for the forum?

*Weeps*

12-15-2006, 11:35 PM	#101
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	Well fuck, they gave Rosemary credit, didn't they? __________________ check out my buttspresso

12-15-2006, 11:43 PM	#102
GARUD Demon Slayer and Ass Kicker Join Date: May 2005 Location: Hell... and demons are my bitches Posts: 1,460	I have a feeling Shiney will be saying these things alot more here on in: "S/he's calling for his mum." "I changed him/her last time." "Why me?" "Kill me." "S/He gets that from your side of the family." "A dingo stole my baby." (wait, wrong person. Silly me, heh) Ok, seriously, congrats on your new bundle of lyfe Shiney and RaiRai. __________________ Just a post made by your neighborhood ~~friendly DEMON SLAYER~~ jerk PSYCHO KILLER! ~Awesome Avatar by Mauve.

12-16-2006, 12:30 AM	#103
mxyzptlk Raving lunatic Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DNE Posts: 238	I personally can't imagine wanting a child, but congratulations on yours, this world is in dire need of intelligent people mating to counter all the pregnant 14 year-olds these days. Also thanks for giving hope to nerds, creating the illusion that they too might someday find love through this medium. __________________ When the issue is not critical to the life of the society, yet the youngest offender, the smallest offender, must get a brutal, life-ruining penalty in the same way as the hardened and wicked offender, you are unfit to be legislators and unfit to be in charge of human beings, human lives in a civilized country.

12-16-2006, 01:26 AM	#106
Satan's Onion Swing You Sinners! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: 4th Street Posts: 2,666	Congratulations! You both function correctly. May your offspring encounter the same good luck . And I heartily approve the choices for names--elegantly timeless. Way to transcend naming fads! __________________ Good evening, ladies. Please enter and be tained .

12-16-2006, 05:28 AM	#108
Satan's Onion Swing You Sinners! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: 4th Street Posts: 2,666	Also, I forgot to ask this before: Will there be a separate thread in which we can all offer you unsolicited and possibly useless parenting advice, or is this it? __________________ Good evening, ladies. Please enter and be tained .

12-16-2006, 12:33 AM	#104
Gamblid Delusional Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3	Congrats on having a child