The Marvelous Misadventures of Asshat! [REBOOT] - Page 11

Token · 06-21-2010, 10:39 AM

Whatever made you think that Red isn't Joey?

Thadius · 06-21-2010, 10:42 AM

EVERYONE IS JOEY.

EVERYONE.

NO EXCEPTIONS.

***Fenris*** · 06-22-2010, 12:09 AM

Ugh... Who the hell are you?

That doesn't answer my question, but thanks?

Oh.

So, these little guys are pretty much just for children and pussies, then? Why would you ever devote a lifetime to studying these worthless little-

Ooooooh.

Like, figuring out which pok�mon is the best at killing things, right?

I can dig. You're tight, Oak.

I was born ready.

Why am I a midget now?

Alright, I'm in my bedroom at the beginning of the game. Time to boot up the PC and get my POTION and go on my merry way.

...the fuck? I'm gonna go downstairs right now and sort this shit out.

Does he have my Potion?

That something better be claiming my goddamn Potion.

That's lovely. I'ma go get my potion.

Do doo do doo!

I'm going to be in the top percentage of trainers.

In the Pok�gear or...

What just happened to the fourth wall?

Yeah sure whatevs.

Do I ever!

All my friends are gonna be so happy to hear about how my training's going!

Alright, time to go grab my Potion from that Elm bastard.

Alright, Elm, you better have my potion behind that door.

ELM! There you are! Where's my Potion?

Mr. Pok�mon? What kind of name is Mr. Pok�mon?

Ugh, the last time he made a discovery was when he discovered Pok�mon come from eggs... 15 years after that was discovered.

...They've launched the missiles?!

If that's the case, then your Pok�mon research ain't gonna last too much longer.

Wow, I don't even need to catch one to get on with rising to the top percentage.

Ha ha, if you insist! Thanks, sucker!

I guess I'll take this one.

It's... It's beautiful.

Yes I'll take it immediately.

Yes, if my observations are correct, it is in the top percentage of Rattata.

And thus began the best friendship ever.

Token · 06-22-2010, 12:10 AM

If I could hate you to death, I would.

Loyal · 06-22-2010, 12:23 AM

Get with the hating. I'm right behind you.

Shyria Dracnoir · 06-22-2010, 12:58 AM

Oh, the Schadenfreude! XD

Geminex · 06-22-2010, 01:54 AM

I am lost for words. That is both wonderful and horrible.

Now somebody do one from the perspective of the rival.

***Fenris*** · 06-22-2010, 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dracorion

Joey beats Red?

No, seriously, you should do this. Beat Red with a Rattata.

On it!

Token · 06-22-2010, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dracorion

Joey beats Red?

No, seriously, you should do this. Beat Red with a Rattata.

So, is this something you guys actually want to see? I mean really, I'm keeping a Chikorita and Beedrill in my final team, so you know I'm stupid. And I raised six Butterfree because Smarty made an offhand comment six months ago, so you know I'll do whatever stupid shit you guys ask. So, if you guys want, I will fight Red with a Rattata.

(Next update today, tomorrow, or never, depending on how quickly I get addicted to War for Cybertron.)

RobinStarwing · 06-22-2010, 10:33 AM

Oh freaking goddess! Joey! O_O Asshat's Archnemesis LIVES!!!!

06-21-2010, 10:42 AM	#102
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	EVERYONE IS JOEY. EVERYONE. NO EXCEPTIONS. __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.

06-22-2010, 12:09 AM	#103
*Fenris* Administrator Join Date: May 2005 Location: East Coast Posts: 6,806	I am so very very sorry. Ugh... Who the hell are you? That doesn't answer my question, but thanks? Oh. So, these little guys are pretty much just for children and pussies, then? Why would you ever devote a lifetime to studying these worthless little- Ooooooh. Like, figuring out which pok�mon is the best at killing things, right? I can dig. You're tight, Oak. I was born ready. Why am I a midget now? Alright, I'm in my bedroom at the beginning of the game. Time to boot up the PC and get my POTION and go on my merry way. ...the fuck? I'm gonna go downstairs right now and sort this shit out. Does he have my Potion? That something better be claiming my goddamn Potion. That's lovely. I'ma go get my potion. Do doo do doo! I'm going to be in the top percentage of trainers. In the Pok�gear or... What just happened to the fourth wall? Yeah sure whatevs. Do I ever! All my friends are gonna be so happy to hear about how my training's going! Alright, time to go grab my Potion from that Elm bastard. Alright, Elm, you better have my potion behind that door. ELM! There you are! Where's my Potion? Mr. Pok�mon? What kind of name is Mr. Pok�mon? Ugh, the last time he made a discovery was when he discovered Pok�mon come from eggs... 15 years after that was discovered. ...They've launched the missiles?! If that's the case, then your Pok�mon research ain't gonna last too much longer. Wow, I don't even need to catch one to get on with rising to the top percentage. Ha ha, if you insist! Thanks, sucker! I guess I'll take this one. It's... It's beautiful. Yes I'll take it immediately. Yes, if my observations are correct, it is in the top percentage of Rattata. And thus began the best friendship ever. __________________ "FENRIS IS AN ASSHOLE" - shiney

06-22-2010, 12:58 AM	#106
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	Oh, the Schadenfreude! XD __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)

06-22-2010, 10:33 AM	#110
RobinStarwing C.M.B.A.S.O.B Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Everywhere until you look at me. Posts: 737	Oh freaking goddess! Joey! O_O Asshat's Archnemesis LIVES!!!! __________________ *NPF's resident Crazy Magnificent Bastard Ass Son Of A Bitch (CMBASOB)* Accept No Substitutes Also known as "The Least Interesting Man in The World" according to multiple surveys

06-21-2010, 10:39 AM	#101
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	Whatever made you think that Red isn't Joey?

06-22-2010, 12:10 AM	#104
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	If I could hate you to death, I would.

06-22-2010, 01:54 AM	#107
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	I am lost for words. That is both wonderful and horrible. Now somebody do one from the perspective of the rival.