Fuck you M. Night Shamwow, the Last Airbender totally sucked! - Page 11

Ecks · 07-01-2010, 02:34 AM

I guess I'm gonna be that one guy that's still pissing in the wind long after everyone else has drawn up their trousers and gone home.

I personally don't give a shit whether or not anybody is anything or nothing.

If the guy can't act his way out of a paper bag, then it doesn't matter if he resembles the character or not. Obviously, Night fucked up big time and the movie sucks. Which is disappointing. Did someone say Firebenders can no longer bend their element at will? They can create their element from their inner fire (aka their internal energy) which is why they're so dangerous: they can create and manipulate the fire at will. So help me, if they made it so that Firebenders need an already existing source of fire just to bend, I will hereby and henceforth condemn James Cameron and everyone involved in bastardizing this blasphemy of an attempt at an adaptation straight to Heresy and hope they enjoy being burned for all eternity in a box together.

Premmy · 07-01-2010, 02:36 AM

Okay, Um, everyone DOES know James Cameron had nothing to do with this flick, right? I mean, the joke was funny, but some of ya'll seem serious.
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And I never viewed the firebenders as more dangerous than any other, just more willing to go out and fight a war, plus more technologically advanced. It took Sozin's comet for them to take down the Air Nomads. In a Fight, say, on a beach so everyone is equal, It'd most likely come out even.

Ecks · 07-01-2010, 02:38 AM

I just don't like James Cameron. I may spare Night, because I find him amusing.

But then Airbender failed on a massive scale...

Hmm... decisions, decisions...

Mondt · 07-01-2010, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by NonCon

WE TOLD YOU

WE FUCKING TOLD YOU

Look man, I'm okay with shit being bad. It's good for a chuckle and a silly conversation after the movie but I got home twenty minutes ago and I'm still finding shit wrong with it.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Ecks · 07-01-2010, 02:41 AM

Mondt, the best advice I can offer is either to have about six to twelve minutes of at the very least moderately pleasureable sexual intercourse... or find some other thing to occupy the ramblings of your brain, because dwelling on such things is the quick and easy path to madness.

MADNESS, I TELL YOU! REPENT!

Archbio · 07-01-2010, 02:47 AM

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Edit: and I never viewed the firebeders as more dangerous than any other, just more willing to go out and fight a war, plus more technologically advanced.

Actually, that might have been a way that the whole "no fire creation" could have worked, if they had made the Fire Nation's technology as much an improvement on their firebending than the reverse: improved ways to carry, supply and maintain fire sources through their weird steam tech.

But there's still no real reason for the change except maybe it's more symmetrical that way?

Premmy · 07-01-2010, 02:53 AM

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But there's still no real reason for the change except maybe it's more symmetrical that way?

It isn't as long as airbenders are around
Fire= Makes their Own fire
Air= Makes their own air
Earth: needs Existing rock or dirt
Water= Needs existing water.

Knock out one and it becomes SUPER unbalanced.

This must've been fanwankery on Shyamalan's part, if you ask me.

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Actually, that might have been a way that the whole "no fire creation" could have worked, if they had made the Fire Nation's technology as much an improvement on their firebending than the reverse: improved ways to carry, supply and maintain fire sources through their weird steam tech.

I don't think you need magic steampunk to invent a lighter.

akaSM · 07-01-2010, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Premonitions

I think we all need to understand that Akasm is totally colorblind and has lots of black friends n'shit, and that's what he's trying to tell us.

That's partially true, when someone tells me to describe a person, unless that person's skin is either "too dark" or "too light" I have trouble with the description. But it's only with skin colors, I can see colors fine and stuff.

So, the movie sucks, huh? It seems skin colors were the least of our problems. At least this thread is great

Mondt · 07-01-2010, 02:54 AM

HEY GUYS AANG ACTUALLY HAS A REALLY FUCKING LONG TIME TO LEARN ALL THE ELEMENTS ITS OKAY THERES NO RUSH ANYMORE.

Premmy · 07-01-2010, 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by akaSM

That's partially true, when someone tells me to describe a person, unless that person's skin is either "too dark" or "too light" I have trouble with the description. But it's only with skin colors, I can see colors fine and stuff.

So, the movie sucks, huh? It seems skin colors were the least of our problems. At least this thread is great

Man, It just doesn't pay to make fun of people these days.....

07-01-2010, 02:36 AM	#102
Premmy Stop the hate Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a nice web on fifty first street Posts: 4,466	Okay, Um, everyone DOES know James Cameron had nothing to do with this flick, right? I mean, the joke was funny, but some of ya'll seem serious. Edit: And I never viewed the firebenders as more dangerous than any other, just more willing to go out and fight a war, plus more technologically advanced. It took Sozin's comet for them to take down the Air Nomads. In a Fight, say, on a beach so everyone is equal, It'd most likely come out even. Last edited by Premmy; 07-01-2010 at 03:05 AM.