The public demands more Wing Wong!

[Dragonsbane]

I had a similar conversation with him, and we babbled in Cthulhu-ese.

[QueenQeeko]

QueenQeeko: You there!

LethargyMan signed on at 2:52:04 PM. 

LethargyMan: Me here!

QueenQeeko: Oh good!

QueenQeeko: Always good to know where one is.

LethargyMan: Especially when looking for oneself

QueenQeeko: Unless one and oneself are not on the best of terms currently

QueenQeeko: Then it just gets complicated and irritable

LethargyMan: But that is also the only means of reconciliation of the one and the oneself

QueenQeeko: Right until the masses mentally starve of a lack of intelligence from the Government

LethargyMan: Which is the best part!

QueenQeeko: How so?

LethargyMan: Well... from the government's point of view

QueenQeeko: Ah, but of course

QueenQeeko: 

Democracy
would work,
if only
people
liked each other
a little more -

LethargyMan: yes

QueenQeeko: ^_^

QueenQeeko: Bu then of course, people don't like people

LethargyMan: I like people

QueenQeeko: It's absurd. People don't like people. Persons like persons, and I like pie

LethargyMan: they're easy to manipulate

LethargyMan: and I too enjoy pie

QueenQeeko: What kind of pie?

LethargyMan: I tend to enjoy some pumpkin pie every now and then

LethargyMan: And what does the great Queen enjoy?

QueenQeeko: Chicken pie, mostly, but apple pie with cream is to die for...

LethargyMan: Apple pie - a truly great pie indeed

QueenQeeko: Because it's evil

LethargyMan: I've always found pears to be more evil than apples

LethargyMan: ... no matter how hard they try... they'll never be as good as apples

QueenQeeko: Apples were the down fall of Adam and Eve.

True Evil.

They were the fruit that brought on Personal Awareness.

Curse you, apples! Curse you for not leaving humans as the brainless foder they once were!

LethargyMan: Indeed

LethargyMan: nonetheless, I feel as if pears have pent up rage against their apple breateren

LethargyMan: and will one day snap, and attempt to make humans even more aware of themselves than before

QueenQeeko: But pears are softer then apples...

QueenQeeko: And better tasting

LethargyMan: that's just a clever ruse

QueenQeeko: True...

QueenQeeko: But notice how they are still no more popular?

LethargyMan: Of course, they're trying to come back with a bang

LethargyMan: who knows... maybe they got two Adams, two Eves, and Five serpents for their attack

QueenQeeko: Exploding Pears!

OMG WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!11!1!!!10ne1!!

[BlackMageGirl!]

Sasami Android: Hm, I have class at 9am today. Fun fun.
clollieman: Eh? And which fun class would this be, fun?
Sasami Android: Logic.
clollieman: Oooh, logic, much fun! o_O
Sasami Android: Isn't that just dumb? Logic! At 9 in the morning! No one is awake enough to be logical then!
clollieman: Although I've never, NEVER had logic as a class, I suggest giving it all the more reason to use Illogic!
Sasami Android: Yes!
Sasami Android: IT'S FOOLPROOF!
clollieman: NOTHING CAN BEAT YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE THE NEW KIM POSSIBLE AND YOU CAN KICK THEIR ASS! :DDD
Sasami Android: THE TRIPLE CHINNED ONE SPEAKS THE TRUTH!
clollieman: THAT IS RIGHT BECAUSE I AM CHICAGO OSHITIMEAN KIM POSSIBLE AND I AM RIGHT! :DDD
Sasami Android: *bows* Oh wise one, teach me the ways of being "Right"!
clollieman: OKAY BUT OH WAIT I DON'T KNOW HOW :{{{ BUT YOU ARE KIM POSSIBLE SO YOU ARE RIGHT EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT RIGHT BECAUSE YOU KICK ASS :DDD

I want a good yellow color >:{{{
Sasami Android: Yay! I kick ass! The Wise one says so!
clollieman: You are awesome, now!
clollieman: Go forth in awesomeness!
Sasami Android: I wear awesomeness like an awesome shield of...shielding! Made with armor, no less!
clollieman: Is the armor made of awesome?
Sasami Android: *checks* 
Sasami Android: Yes! See? 100% Awesome! Also a disclamer that it's not lying in any way!
clollieman: A disclaimer that it's not lying in any way? Oh whoa, it must be made of awesome! The Awesome Shield of Awesome Shielding Armor is Awesome!
Sasami Android: And not only that, it's ORANGE!
clollieman: It's not orange! KIM POSSIBLE, FOUNDER OF AWESOME, HAS RED HAIR WHICH ACTUALLY LOOKS ORANGE, SO AWESOME IS RED THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE ORANGE, BECAUSE IT IS THAT AWESOME!
Sasami Android: Red orange hair that's not red but is not orange!!! And it's awesome!
clollieman: I hereby declare it Oredge! Because Oredge is Awesome!
Sasami Android: The famous Shielding Oredge Armor of Awesomeness! 
clollieman: Because Awesome Oredge Shields of Awesome Shielding Armor are Awesome like that!
Sasami Android: Packed with 100% Pure Awesomeness! Part of a healthy breakfast!
clollieman: Awesome Oredge Shields of Awesome Shielding Armor are part of a healthy breakfast?
Sasami Android: Yes! Because they're the toy surprised in the bottom of the box. ^^
clollieman: The Box of Awes-Omes?
Sasami Android: Oredge Awes-O-mes!
clollieman: Then they MUST be Awesome!
Sasami Android: Yes! The box even says so! It's packed full with several miniscule vitamins and 200% the daily allotment of sugar! And it has a natural 20 in awesomeness!
clollieman: AWESOME OVERLOAD @@,
Sasami Android: Well, if it's Awesome then it's good for you!
clollieman: "Too much of a good thing is an Awesome thing. But too much of an Awesome thing..." o_O
Sasami Android: "...is a really awesome thing?"
clollieman: I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT STRONGBAD SAID ABOUT TOO MUCH AWESOME @@,
Sasami Android: Strongbad....he knows the ancient arts of awesomeness....but what his wise teachings were, no one will know.
clollieman: Wrargh, must go. I've decided that sleep is better than everything that isn't sleep. @@,
Sasami Android: Alright. Keep the teachings of awesomeness close by, my friend. ^^ Have a good rest.
clollieman: I will! And you keep on with the art of KIM POSSIBLE, FOUNDER OF AWESOME!

Oh, and kill logic and save babies and stuff.
Sasami Android: I shall do my best oh Wise one!
clollieman: Whuhah!
clollieman: Aight, toodoloo!
Sasami Android: Ja ne. ^^

[Cloud Strife]

Kneumatic Pnight: CRAP! I can't find the base information on the Psion class...
Kneumatic Pnight: And I don't have enough of the books to find it there...
Kuroude7: Did you try the official DnD site?
Kneumatic Pnight: No...
Kneumatic Pnight: Can't remember that though.
Kuroude7: Go to WotC's homepage.
Kuroude7: You'll be able to get to it from there, the link will be obvious.
Kneumatic Pnight: WotC?
Kuroude7: ...
Kneumatic Pnight: My brain's off right now.
Kuroude7: Wizards of the Coast.
Kneumatic Pnight: DURH!
Kneumatic Pnight: You know... I'm holding a M:tG card right now...
Kuroude7: XD
Kneumatic Pnight: *Beez unablez to navigidate it without mah' brain meatses*
Kuroude7: Heeheehee.
Kneumatic Pnight: Oh right... the one that says D&D
Kneumatic Pnight: *stabs brain* WORK DAMNIT!
Kneumatic Pnight: Er... huh?
Kneumatic Pnight: *dies*
Kuroude7: o_O
Kuroude7: *Life2* Congratulations, you said something worthy of Wing Wong.
Kneumatic Pnight: O_o
Kuroude7: You know what Wing Wong is, right?
Kneumatic Pnight: Yeah.
Kneumatic Pnight: I'm not that dense...
Kneumatic Pnight: <_<
>_>
That you know of, anyway...

[CelesJessa]

Poor Cloud.

[code]JADGuy20: Welcom to my theme park
Kuroude7: Sweet! Where's the line!?
JADGuy20: home of the naseator
Kuroude7: Coool. ^^
Archmage DB: WHEEEE!!! *splashdown*
Archmage DB: *Walks in a perfectly straight line towards JAD* Iwannagoagain!!
JADGuy20: Careful of the super terror fall
JADGuy20: (we nicknamed it the nut crusher)
Kuroude7: o.O
Kuroude7: I'llll be stayin' away from that one.
Archmage DB: My nuts are unbreakable! Besides, I regenerate!
Kuroude7: Lucky for you.
JADGuy20: then have a go
Kuroude7: I don't.
Archmage DB: but it HURTS when they crush!
Archmage DB: Really, Cloud?
Archmage DB: *tests by kicking Cloud in the crotch*
Kuroude7: Well, not at the rate you do, any- >.<
Kuroude7: *strained voice* Ow... [\code]

[CHICAGO¤lollie]

Stephanos says:
so whatchu up too?

Me says:
Reading up on stuff, posting in forums, NOT putting on my other sock due to electronic distractions, and yes. You?

Stephanos says:
^^;;

Stephanos says:
not much

Me says:
MY OTHER SOCK IS ON! COMMENCING SHOES! *WHARRR-VWOOSH-SHOOOOOOM!*

Stephanos says:
o_O

Me says:
I, er, suddenly thought of Toothpaste-For-Dinner. ^^`

[Cloud Strife]

clollieman has entered the room.
clollieman: OMG LURKING :DDD
Kneumatic Pnight: Hoy hoy!
Kuroude7: OMG TACKLE! *tackles*
Kuroude7: *Chicago*
Kneumatic Pnight: LOL WTF!!!!111!1!one!eleven1two
Swordmaster4216: Ah.
clollieman: OMG TACKLED :{{{ *tackled*
Kneumatic Pnight: ANYwhoo...
Kuroude7: OMG. :DDD
Kneumatic Pnight: *walks away*
clollieman: :DDD
Swordmaster4216: OMG STFU
clollieman: LOL NO :DDD
clollieman: I MEAN :{{{
Kuroude7: Well, that was fun. *helps up Chicago...then throws him at Sword*
Kneumatic Pnight: NEVAH!
clollieman: Aaaaaaaaaaaagh!
Swordmaster4216: *Catches*
Kuroude7: Sorry, Chicago, you were the nearest weapon.
Delirious treat: OMG PEOPLE! *hides*
clollieman: *squirming* LEMME GO o_O
Swordmaster4216: *grabs by his ankles and swings Chicago around*
Kuroude7: OMG NO HIDING! *drags Meister back*
clollieman: WHAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa.....aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa....aaaaaAAAAAAAAA!
Delirious treat: *claws on the floor*
Swordmaster4216: *smacks KP with Chicago*
clollieman: K`THOYE--@@,

[Mr. Viewtiful]

Archmage DB: (where do Half-Dragons come from, hmm? =P)
MrViewtiful: Saturn :P
Elmin Amaur: Shape-shifting is simple for us dragons.
Archmage DB: I know, I know =P
MrViewtiful: or, for you Michael Bloton fans out there...
Sasami Android: Test tubes.
MrViewtiful: *breaks out mic*
Elmin Amaur: BAMF!  *Changes into a plushie*
Sasami Android: I'll be right back.
MrViewtiful: WHEN A MAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAN LOVES A DRAGON!!!
Sasami Android: *kills Mr. V's mike, then really leaves*
MrViewtiful: I didn't know the rest of the words, anyways :P
Sasami Android: *mic
Elmin Amaur: He'll get toasted by the dragon, of course.
MrViewtiful: who?  me?
Elmin Amaur: The man who loves the dragon.
MrViewtiful: because he's in heat?
MrViewtiful: *RIMSHOT ZOMG*
Sasami Android: *kills Mr. V, then goes away for real*
Elmin Amaur: But, dra...
MrViewtiful: *respawns*
MrViewtiful: I know chicks like to hit on me, but this is rediculous
MrViewtiful: *TEH UBAR RIMSHOT ROFL*
MrViewtiful: looks liek I'm on a roll...a DRUM ROLL!
Sasami Android: *comes back* I have a chair.
PixiStik01: :cires because I don't have my  plushie:
PixiStik01: cries*
MrViewtiful: *you guessed it, rimshot*
Elmin Amaur: *buries his face in Pixi*
Sasami Android: And its spikey.
MrViewtiful: c'mon, I'm having fun here
PixiStik01: :sniffles and huggles elmin:
Sasami Android: Ya, you and who else? =P
MrViewtiful: the audience
MrViewtiful: *canned laughter*
Sasami Android: You're multiple personalities don't count.
Sasami Android: *your
MrViewtiful: I don't have multiple personalities
MrViewtiful: what'd give you that idea?
Sasami Android: Because the only one enjoyin it is you?=P
MrViewtiful: DB is enjoying it
MrViewtiful: he's to busy rolling on the floor laughing to type anything
Sasami Android: *commits seppuku*
Elmin Amaur: Db is dead*mumble mumble*
MrViewtiful: *FATALITY!*
Archmage DB: *ROFL*
Archmage DB: *ROFLROFLROFL!!!*

[Meister]

Spontaneous reaction to SAAM's newest set of pictures. Susi is Osterbaum and the sexy Schoolgirl is BMG.

Susi says:
Priceless
Susi says:
The pics I mean
Super sexy Foxy schoolgirl! says:
0_O
Super sexy Foxy schoolgirl! says:
O_0
Super sexy Foxy schoolgirl! says:
0.0
SAAM says:
SHe must have just found the one with full frontal nudity
Susi says:
Um?
Susi says:
How did I miss that one?
SAAM says:
I don't know. It takes up the whole screen
Super sexy Foxy schoolgirl! says:
>.<
Overlord Meister says:
The pic, I hope.
SAAM says:
Sure... the pic... <.< >.>
Susi says:
Ok now
Susi says:
Don't get all cocky
Susi says:
I mean...
SAAM says:
*Rimshot*
Super sexy Foxy schoolgirl! says:
GAH! *covers cheeks*
Overlord Meister says:
XD That is so getting posted right there.
SAAM says:
Posting it in Wing Wang?
SAAM says:
*Wong?
Super sexy Foxy schoolgirl! says:
You did that on purpose.
Susi says:
No?
Susi says:
Really?
SAAM says:
was it the Schlong thing to do?
SAAM says:
*wrong
Overlord Meister says:
... ow.
SAAM says:
I think these jokes are getting a little Testi
SAAM says:
*rimshot*
Super sexy Foxy schoolgirl! says:
_
Super sexy Foxy schoolgirl! says:
I think it's time for a chairshot.
Overlord Meister says:
This is driving me nuts.
SAAM says:
hey, if you can't beat em' Scrotum.
Super sexy Foxy schoolgirl! says:
*dies*
Overlord Meister says:
Dong make me angry.
Super sexy Foxy schoolgirl! says:
You guys are so mean to me... T.T
SAAM says:
sorry... it had to be done.
SAAM says:
At least someone had the balls to say it
Super sexy Foxy schoolgirl! says:
*eyebrow twitches*
SAAM says:
btw. that picture is a Scratch 'n Sniff

[Flarecobra]

Me and Cloud, making a bet.

Cloud Strife: Dancing imp? Where?
flarecobra: Over there. *points*
Cloud Strife: Ooo! *takes photos for evidence*
flarecobra: *Takes out M-16* Betcha I can nail it from this distance.
Cloud Strife: o_O I bet you can. But can you get it in the eye?
flarecobra: I'll try.
Cloud Strife: Heh, okay.
flarecobra: So what are you betting if I miss?
Cloud Strife: Hm...
Cloud Strife: 20 bucks. You?
flarecobra: You've got to dance around in a pink tutu saying "I'm a pretty pony princess" while I take pictures.
Cloud Strife: Oh fug.
Cloud Strife: Well, this could suck...
flarecobra: *Gets down in a prone position, loads magazine into rifle
flarecobra: BANG!
flarecobra: *imp goes down*
Cloud Strife: *then gets back up and scampers off* o_O
flarecobra: O_o ok......
Cloud Strife: That's new.
flarecobra: Still, 200 yards at a small target and still hit it. Not bad.
Cloud Strife: Yeah. Impressive.
flarecobra: With no scope, I might add.
Cloud Strife: Good point. Nice shot.
flarecobra: I didn't make sharpshooter for nothing
Cloud Strife: Heh, true.
flarecobra: Guess this means that neither one of us won.
Cloud Strife: Seems that way.
Cloud Strife: And I am FINE with that!