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Unread 11-20-2012, 08:26 PM   #11941
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Doesn't really sound like any previously known character typing to Caliborn. Better restate that the real true final boss is the creator of S*urb to ensure that such a character does not exist. Because I'm full of shit.
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Unread 11-20-2012, 08:44 PM   #11942
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Isn't the 3rd-person omniscient narrator supposed to be Hussie except when it's Scratch?
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Unread 11-20-2012, 09:13 PM   #11943
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Not condescending and actually-knows-everything enough for the latter, and not smug and abusive enough for the former.

They're also both dead, but since when has that ever mattered?
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Unread 11-20-2012, 09:17 PM   #11944
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Is he dead in the timeframe of Caliborn before he becomes English?

Death is weird without the chronology.
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Unread 11-20-2012, 09:19 PM   #11945
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Chalk it up to Weird Time/Plot Shit and carry on?
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Unread 11-20-2012, 10:07 PM   #11946
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Yeah I wouldn't expect strict linear chronology to follow with a pseudo-omniscient narrator. Like the trolls, I'd presume Hussie can contact people ahead or behind his current state in the timeline.
(...Though it's strange to speak of Hussie as a 'character' distinct from the actual author himself.)
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Unread 11-20-2012, 10:25 PM   #11947
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That, or Ms. Paint has taken over writing duties in light of Hussie's untimely demise.

Which is where the name of the comic comes from.
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Unread 11-20-2012, 10:30 PM   #11948
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I think the Goons had the best theory on this whole thing: Caliborn uses the terminal to take over the narrative, truth comes out that he doesn't actually grow up to become LE, LE is his hilariously OP self-insert character he uses to trash everything his sister liked. "abusing space/time glitches" is reference to how you can't kill LE because he's a godmodding mary sue, you need to slap the shit out of the petulant child writing his actions.
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Unread 11-20-2012, 10:35 PM   #11949
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I think the Goons had the best theory on this whole thing: Caliborn uses the terminal to take over the narrative, truth comes out that he doesn't actually grow up to become LE, LE is his hilariously OP self-insert character he uses to trash everything his sister liked. "abusing space/time glitches" is reference to how you can't kill LE because he's a godmodding mary sue, you need to slap the shit out of the petulant child writing his actions.
That... is actually the most reasonable theory I've seen regarding the character.
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Unread 11-20-2012, 10:37 PM   #11950
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Godmodding mary sue seems slightly more like Calliope's kind of thing.

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Oh shit guys I just realized that LE was Calliope all along!
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