The NP member comic/song/poem/picture thread! - Page 12

slightly aboveaverage man · 10-20-2004, 02:54 PM

Back to Kardin.

I call this Sophisticated Humour!

videogamerz2000 · 10-20-2004, 03:26 PM

How SAAM Solves His Problems
By videogamerz2000/TD

Shiney solves his problems by calling up his mom.
Jadarendir solves his problems with drugs and alcohol.
Cheshire Theif solves his problems with a doctor and the law,
but SAAM's got his own way, and it's better then them all.

Cause SAAM solves his problems with a chainsaw!
SAAM solves his problems with a chainsaw!
SAAM solves his problems with a chainsaw!
And he never had the same problem twice!

Whether it's a bill or a cheque arriving late.
Awful TV programming of a tape that's overrate.
Moldy cheese or a steak that second rate,
or his girlfriend that dumps him, because he's gaining weight.

Cause SAAM solves his problems with a chainsaw!
SAAM solves his problems with a chainsaw!
SAAM solves his problems with a chainsaw!
And he never had the same problem twice!

And he goes WAARG! ARRGH! MAAHHGG! GAAH!!
Problem solved.

Osterbaum · 10-20-2004, 03:59 PM

This one's called:

Joke's on me!

videogamerz2000 · 10-20-2004, 10:40 PM

Hopefully this new one will work fine...

shiney · 10-21-2004, 12:02 AM

You can't link things like that usually. You have to make it web-available or move it to an image-friendly hosting place. As far as I can tell it's locked up inside of either an email site or personal webspace that has a bad link.

Osterbaum · 10-21-2004, 02:02 PM

I call it...As the post title says...: Stabb Fest!

Everyone who was on AIM lately will get it. Everyone else...Hope you find it atleast a bit funny. There will be more coming.

videogamerz2000 · 10-21-2004, 03:36 PM

And for my next song/poem..

Big, Fat Forum Manager

Every forum has this guy.
Not many people really know why.
He's got access privileges and has a 'block spam' pass.
He's got a big gut and a big fat ass.

He's a big, fat forum manager.
Big, fat forum manager.
Big, fat forum manager.
Big, fat forum manager!

He stickies threads and warn's the members.
Big, fat forum manager!
He makes sure the system will not crash.
Big, fat forum manager!
He bans bad members till his face turns blue.
Big, fat forum manager!
Don't you wish he'd lighten up on you!

Cause he's a big, fat forum manager.
Big, fat forum manager.
Big, fat forum manager.
Big, fat forum manager!

You may wonder, why the forum manager's so wide.
He's the one who's cranky and swears at you all the time!

The site starts up and he spend his day,
Big, fat forum manager!
At an all you can eat buffet!
Big, fat forum manager!
But if he would be kinda clever,
Big, fat forum manager!
He will over-take Brian Clevinger.

Cause he's a big, fat forum manager.
Big, fat forum manager.
Big, fat forum manager.
Big, fat forum manager!

The contract says there's beer for free.
Big, fat forum manager!
None for the members and the rest for me!
Big, fat forum manager!
Then I'll ban SAAM for the rest of the day!

Cause he's a big, fat forum manager.
Big, fat forum manager.
Big, fat forum manager.
Big, fat forum manager!

He's the big, fat forum manager!
Big, fat forum manager!
Big, fat forum manager.
Big, fat forum manager!

Big, Fat Forum Manager!!!

slightly aboveaverage man · 10-21-2004, 07:36 PM

I'll Call it Nilk!

Bob The Mercenary · 10-21-2004, 07:45 PM

somebody doesn't understand the comic discussion thread
</shineyedit>

videogamerz2000 · 10-21-2004, 08:09 PM

Here's a song/poem more to deal with people trying to break up.... I think.

Our Love Is Like Nuklear Power Forums

Our love is like nuklear power forums,
sooner or later it kinda get's borin'.
Somebody flames, or their posts too long,
Our love is like nuklear power fourms.

Our love is like a private message,
there used real often and they kinda get messy.
You don't have enough room, cause there's not enough spaceage,
Our love is like a private message.

Our love, our love, our love!
Bup, bup, bup, bummm, bup, bup ,bup.
Our love, our love, our love!
Bup, bup, bup, bummm, bup, bup ,bup.

Our love is like Shiney's power,
he uses them to threaten all the other members.
Somebody's banned, or their spirit is crushed.
Our love is like Shiney's power.

Our love is like an Off-Topic thread.
It makes as much sense as blue coloured bread.
Some Calvinball here and some spam over there.
Our love is like an Off-Topic thread.

Our love, our love, our love!
Bup, bup, bup, bummm, bup, bup ,bup.
Our love, our love, our love!
Bup, bup, bup, bummm, bup, bup ,bup.

Our love is like a huge sticky.
Everybody posts about everything.
Sixty pages long and it keeps of going!
OUR LOVE IS LIKE A HUGE STICKY! Woah!

Our love, our love, our love!
Bup, bup, bup, bummm, bup, bup ,bup.
Our love, our love, our love!
Bup, bup, bup, bummm, bup, bup ,bup.

10-20-2004, 02:54 PM	#111
slightly aboveaverage man Trudeau Maniac Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Cyberspace Posts: 4,253	Back to Kardin. I call this Sophisticated Humour! __________________ Comics! Coffee! Videos! All at WWW.Ultima-Java.com If you're not there you'd better be dead, or in jail! And if you're in jail... BREAK OUT! Visit this Sunday SUNDAY Sunday and saturday.

10-20-2004, 03:26 PM	#112
videogamerz2000 The Thunder Dragoon Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Next door Posts: 1,253	How SAAM Solves His Problems By videogamerz2000/TD Shiney solves his problems by calling up his mom. Jadarendir solves his problems with drugs and alcohol. Cheshire Theif solves his problems with a doctor and the law, but SAAM's got his own way, and it's better then them all. Cause SAAM solves his problems with a chainsaw! SAAM solves his problems with a chainsaw! SAAM solves his problems with a chainsaw! And he never had the same problem twice! Whether it's a bill or a cheque arriving late. Awful TV programming of a tape that's overrate. Moldy cheese or a steak that second rate, or his girlfriend that dumps him, because he's gaining weight. Cause SAAM solves his problems with a chainsaw! SAAM solves his problems with a chainsaw! SAAM solves his problems with a chainsaw! And he never had the same problem twice! And he goes WAARG! ARRGH! MAAHHGG! GAAH!! Problem solved. __________________ Thunder Dragoon _______________________________ If I had a nickel for everytime I got drunk with, I would have a very effective nickel sock. To beat people with.

10-20-2004, 03:59 PM	#113
Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	This one's called: Joke's on me! Attached Images __________________ D is for Dirty Commie!

10-20-2004, 10:40 PM	#114
videogamerz2000 The Thunder Dragoon Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Next door Posts: 1,253	Hopefully this new one will work fine... __________________ Thunder Dragoon _______________________________ If I had a nickel for everytime I got drunk with, I would have a very effective nickel sock. To beat people with.

10-21-2004, 12:02 AM	#115
shiney Derrrrrrrrrrrrrp. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The land of fartz and buttz Posts: 8,266	You can't link things like that usually. You have to make it web-available or move it to an image-friendly hosting place. As far as I can tell it's locked up inside of either an email site or personal webspace that has a bad link. __________________ boop

10-21-2004, 02:02 PM	#116
Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	Stabb Fest! I call it...As the post title says...: Stabb Fest! Everyone who was on AIM lately will get it. Everyone else...Hope you find it atleast a bit funny. There will be more coming. Attached Images __________________ D is for Dirty Commie!

10-21-2004, 03:36 PM	#117
videogamerz2000 The Thunder Dragoon Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Next door Posts: 1,253	And for my next song/poem.. Big, Fat Forum Manager Every forum has this guy. Not many people really know why. He's got access privileges and has a 'block spam' pass. He's got a big gut and a big fat ass. He's a big, fat forum manager. Big, fat forum manager. Big, fat forum manager. Big, fat forum manager! He stickies threads and warn's the members. Big, fat forum manager! He makes sure the system will not crash. Big, fat forum manager! He bans bad members till his face turns blue. Big, fat forum manager! Don't you wish he'd lighten up on you! Cause he's a big, fat forum manager. Big, fat forum manager. Big, fat forum manager. Big, fat forum manager! You may wonder, why the forum manager's so wide. He's the one who's cranky and swears at you all the time! The site starts up and he spend his day, Big, fat forum manager! At an all you can eat buffet! Big, fat forum manager! But if he would be kinda clever, Big, fat forum manager! He will over-take Brian Clevinger. Cause he's a big, fat forum manager. Big, fat forum manager. Big, fat forum manager. Big, fat forum manager! The contract says there's beer for free. Big, fat forum manager! None for the members and the rest for me! Big, fat forum manager! Then I'll ban SAAM for the rest of the day! Cause he's a big, fat forum manager. Big, fat forum manager. Big, fat forum manager. Big, fat forum manager! He's the big, fat forum manager! Big, fat forum manager! Big, fat forum manager. Big, fat forum manager! Big, Fat Forum Manager!!! __________________ Thunder Dragoon _______________________________ If I had a nickel for everytime I got drunk with, I would have a very effective nickel sock. To beat people with.

10-21-2004, 07:36 PM	#118
slightly aboveaverage man Trudeau Maniac Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Cyberspace Posts: 4,253	I'll Call it Nilk! __________________ Comics! Coffee! Videos! All at WWW.Ultima-Java.com If you're not there you'd better be dead, or in jail! And if you're in jail... BREAK OUT! Visit this Sunday SUNDAY Sunday and saturday.

10-21-2004, 07:45 PM	#119
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	somebody doesn't understand the comic discussion thread </shineyedit> __________________ Bob Dole

10-21-2004, 08:09 PM	#120
videogamerz2000 The Thunder Dragoon Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Next door Posts: 1,253	Here's a song/poem more to deal with people trying to break up.... I think. Our Love Is Like Nuklear Power Forums Our love is like nuklear power forums, sooner or later it kinda get's borin'. Somebody flames, or their posts too long, Our love is like nuklear power fourms. Our love is like a private message, there used real often and they kinda get messy. You don't have enough room, cause there's not enough spaceage, Our love is like a private message. Our love, our love, our love! Bup, bup, bup, bummm, bup, bup ,bup. Our love, our love, our love! Bup, bup, bup, bummm, bup, bup ,bup. Our love is like Shiney's power, he uses them to threaten all the other members. Somebody's banned, or their spirit is crushed. Our love is like Shiney's power. Our love is like an Off-Topic thread. It makes as much sense as blue coloured bread. Some Calvinball here and some spam over there. Our love is like an Off-Topic thread. Our love, our love, our love! Bup, bup, bup, bummm, bup, bup ,bup. Our love, our love, our love! Bup, bup, bup, bummm, bup, bup ,bup. Our love is like a huge sticky. Everybody posts about everything. Sixty pages long and it keeps of going! OUR LOVE IS LIKE A HUGE STICKY! Woah! Our love, our love, our love! Bup, bup, bup, bummm, bup, bup ,bup. Our love, our love, our love! Bup, bup, bup, bummm, bup, bup ,bup. __________________ Thunder Dragoon _______________________________ If I had a nickel for everytime I got drunk with, I would have a very effective nickel sock. To beat people with.