05-19-2010, 07:29 PM | #111 |
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You mean you're going to have someone polish Impact's sword? Not it!
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05-19-2010, 07:31 PM | #112 |
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I am going to have him have sex with someone. Possibly for the first time in his life, I'm not sure whether he should still be a virgin or not.
Pierce can go find another blade to polish. Try Aster, I'm sure he'd be very willing. |
05-19-2010, 07:34 PM | #113 |
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Heh. You still have to find a really really really easy girl and get her shitfaced enough to sleep with an evil bastard.
Good luck with that.
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05-19-2010, 07:46 PM | #114 |
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No, I think I prefer Dinner. Y'know, when Renny gives Impact the "how to be likable" lessons, I'm hoping that Impact will go from "sinister" to "corteous gentleman".
AB never said "All girls hate Impact". She said "They think his style of speech is a little weird". Fix the style of speech, make Impact sympathetic. Make Impact sympathetic, get a girlfriend. Get a girlfriend, rule world. And I'll treat the fact that you didn't actually trust yourself to respond to the "Aster" remark as confirmation. Ha, that's why you were so supportive of making Impact female, wasn't it? You can bone Shizuka all you want, you'll have to have Pierce come out of the closet eventually. |
05-19-2010, 07:48 PM | #115 |
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What kind of NPC do you think I'm making second? Seriously, take a wild guess, I dare ya.
I mean, why get Aster when I can give Pierce the man of his dreams? Also, AB's words were "a little creepy and highly suspect" which is miles worse than just weird.
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05-19-2010, 07:52 PM | #116 | |
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Literally the first image that came to mind.
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05-19-2010, 08:02 PM | #117 |
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Anyway, posting Elizabeth's Co-Op Technique and Engineer skills for AB to approve. Not putting in the rest of her profile because I'm keeping that a secret.
Pokemon Co-Op: Bundles of Joy ~ Liz takes off her top and flashes three enemies, while Riolu surrepticiously drops explosives in front of the targets. 70/100 RP, decent non-elemental damage to five enemies, 100% chance to flinch, Attack and Special Attack drop by two stages each. Engineer Skill: 1. Create Dawn Evolith ~ Constructs a Dawn Evolith. They resemble slender young women wrapped in cloth, floating a few inches above the ground and holding a crystal ball. Dawn Evoliths can use Hypnosis, Dream Eater, Psychic, Mist Ball, Luster Purge, and Zen Headbutt. Psychic Evoliths made with a Dawn Stone. 2. Create Iron Evolith ~ Constructs an Iron Evolith. They resemble metal-skinned triceratops. Iron Evoliths can use Iron Defense, Meteor Mash, Metal Burst, Iron Head, Iron Tail, and Mirror Shot. Created by using a Metal Coat as a power core with amplifier technology, which somehow works just as good as an Evolution Stone for creating Steel-type Evoliths. 3. Create Strength Inhibitor ~ Decreases Attack statistic of all foes by -2. 4. Create Defense Inhibitor ~ Decreases Defense statistic of all foes by -2. 5. Targeting Beacon ~ Allows Sniper to hit targets in Hailstorm, Sandstorm, and Fog. 6. Create Healing Dispenser ~ A medical platform that distributes healing items. Restores two allies by half of their maximum HP, lasts for five turns. Can only be used once per battle. I could use some feedback. Particularly on the healing dispensers. AB, when Amplifiers and Inhibitors say they hit all targets, does it really mean all targets or just three?
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05-19-2010, 08:10 PM | #118 |
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I think adding the stats decreaste to "bundles of joy" makes it a bit powerful. I'd increase RP cost or remove that effect.
And the dispenser seems too strong. It's more powerful than a medic, for god's sake, particularly because you don't need to supply it with items. I'd say, it can use two items a turn, but they need to be supplied to it from someone's inventory. And bard, very funny. I'd like to see you dominate the world and have a sex life at the same time. |
05-19-2010, 08:17 PM | #119 |
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Impact ain't trying to dominate the world yet as far as I can see.
Although if the signs become clear, I can make a flag for him. |
05-19-2010, 08:21 PM | #120 |
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He's working his way up to it. And he's in the right mindset already.
... Besides, what about Charlotte's sex life? I honestly cannot imagine anyone voluntarily sleeping with her. And what d'you mean, flag? As in, design the flag that will fly over his great empire? |
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