Worst super powers ever

The ability to travel through time at the will of everyone within three feet of you but yourself's will
the ability to read minds, though only people you dont know
the ability to know everything but only when 100 miles away from anyone or anything that you could comunicate with/ use to comunicate with someone
the ability to burst into flame for .3 nanoseconds, afterwhich it takes you three years to recharge

[sushiman8907]

here are a few...

-ability to swim at depths over 100ft without feeling the pressure but you can't breath underwater
-ability to breakdance to only classical music
-ability to freeze over your skin but your skin is very sensitive (can't be stopped).
-ability to be president of the USA even though your an idiot
That's all from me right now.

[Morotis]

Originally Posted by sushiman8907

-ability to be president of the USA even though your an idiot

I think bush has that one...

The ability to divide any material object by one

The ability to read cooking books backwards

The ability to have no idea what's going on

The ability to play Fable (for X-box)

The ability to open unlocked doors

The ability to get cancer from wearing socks

[The_Bear]

The ability to have everything you own donated to charity

The ability to interpret poety

The ability to disguise yourself as anyone or anything, just so long as it doesn't fit in the surrounding (example, a cactus in an office building)

The ability to do perfect double-takes

The ability to posess houseplants

Mind control over paper

The ability to raise or lower curtains by thinking

[Caladbolg]

The ability to think you're in the matrix and that you can move in bullet time when really you can't and you're not.


The ability to get banned from almost every webcomic forum for no apparent reason

The ability to throw a sharp object like a scared sissy.

[NinjaRob]

The ability to create free America Online CDs.

The ability to kill somebody with a single thought...whose name ends with the number 0.

The ability to hover 1 nanometer above the ground.

The ability to wear shorts backwards on Tuesdays.

The ability to climb a tree that's been struck by lightning...twice.

The ability to wear a hat that's on fire, but not be immune to fire.

[Skyshot]

The ability to recite any written work backwards...but never forwards.

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The ability to make somebody else reach out and squeeze their fingers together simply by choking to death in front of them.

[Trixbeat]

The ability to touch your left arm with your left hand.
The ability to easily transfer mucus from your nose to your mouth.
The ability to eat anything edible but has been lying on the ground for a long time.
The ability to summon boredom.
The ability to realise that I have done all of the above.

[Caladbolg]

The ability to suck more than anyone has ever sucked before. (You know you have this power when your name is Kenny G.)

The ability to make someone's pudding smile.

The ability to constantly smell like a brick of cheese.

[Fenris]

The ability to shoot laser beams, but only at lightbulbs.
The ability to use smileys in real life. :p
The wonder twin powers. Sure, they could be cool, but they change into things like a bucket and water. Woo-hoo!