The Wing Wong strikes back!

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...na-d2xlnfj.jpg
I would so play that game
Mark says:
fuck. yes.
I would pay for that game
so hard
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
I mean two large pirate ships, you have two swing over and steal their booty
or scuttle their ship
Mark says:
hahaha yes
cannon-off
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
fuck yes
Mark says:
boarding parties!

Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
fuck, Valve needs to do this
Mark says:
mmhm
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
how would the Pyro Work?
Mark says:
pitch and tar
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
Medic?
Back then is was amputation and leeches
Mark says:
bandages and amputations
and leeches
and wooden prosthetics
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
the Engineer could build Balista's
Mark says:
the engineer....would be the engineer
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
and an upgrade could be fire ammo
Mark says:
grenados
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
instead of gattlings guns, dispensers and teleporters
Mark says:
blunderbuss, cans, and catapults
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
A Balista, net cannon and yeah catapult to lauch people over
Mark says:
nah, ballista is way to big, a blunderbuss would be their equivalent
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
a balista is what he byilds
Mark says:
true
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
The scout?
Mark says:
a scout
a PIRATE scout
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
...
well no shit
Mark says:
well, what elese?
else
i mean, a scout's a scout
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
i guess he could be faster at lewt grabbing
Mark says:
mmhm
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
the Spy
Mark says:
hm mm
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
a revolver defiantly
Mark says:
well, probably an educated pirate with a wardrobe
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
yeah
and he can look like other members
Mark says:
mmhmm
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
smoke bombs for concealment or sneak attacks
Mark says:
kinda like the sherlock holmes makeup school of disguise
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
yeah
Heavy, cannon
Mark says:
cannoneer
all around tough guy
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
yeah
the scout would need to use a broom as his weapon
maybe the scout could be a trap master
Mark says:
what about a club
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
sure
the soldier is just a soldier
Mark says:
mmhmm
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
Demo Man, he is good at doing mass damage to a ship
Mark says:
pretty much himself without high-grade explosives
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
this for a taunt
drinks a bottle of scotch then burps into a match
Mark says:
pretty much
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
we must do this
would they keep their funny accents
Mark says:
ehhhh
maybe region dependant
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
if the Heavy gets sniped, his parrot should explode and yells, you killed my birdie
Mark says:
haha
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
another taunt for the Spy he blows smoke in your face and you run around for 3 seconds un controllably
Mark says:
ehhhhh. would depend on the smoke
like, is this the dirty, toxic medieval esque cig?
cuz that stuff was pretty much smoked tar
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
it's pirate stuff
the guys of TF2 can build a teleporter by using a wrench
it's cartoon smoke
oh btw Scout, being a trap master can use oil on the deck to make people slip and fall over
Mark says:
haha yes
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
The Pyro can also set said oil on fire
Mark says:
mmhmm
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
the scout can also use a slingshot with bombs

[Kim]

Originally Posted by Krylo

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Rawr! ;o
You: ...Is that supposed to be scary, or...
Stranger: It is :|
You: Try harder. The winky face at the end kills it.
Stranger: Awweh D:
You: Unless I'm supposed to be afraid of oral sex or something.
Stranger: ....
Stranger: What...
You: winky, mouth open
You: Primal noises
Stranger: I'm a guy :|
Stranger: A straight one at that :|
You: Huh. I've never known a straight guy to use that many emoticons.
You: Are you sure you aren't bi-curious?
Stranger: ...you wish
You: Maybe. Are you cute?
Stranger: ...no, I do NOT date guys.
You: Well we already established that. We're working on establishing whether I wish you did.
Stranger: Oh..
You: Also: Whether you have self-esteem issues. A no to that question would kind of denote an unhealthy lack of self-esteem.
Stranger: Of course, because whatever you say absolutely has to be a fact.
Stranger: And you're certainly not arrogant at all
You: Yeah. I hear that complaint a lot. Though, again, never from a straight guy.
Stranger: Maybe because you don't hang out with straight guys :|
You: Well not often, no. Why would I hang out with people who I can't have sex with?
Stranger: :|
Stranger: You don't hang out with girls?
You: Of course I do. Almost exclusively.
Stranger: You're confuzzling me :|
You: What's confusing? Vaginas are great. I thought you were a straight guy? That's like, straight guy 101.
Stranger: Yeah, I like vaginas.
Stranger: But you said you were gay :|
You: I don't recall ever mentioning my sexual preferences in any propensity, until just now when I said I like vaginas.
You: I alluded to, perhaps, liking men.
You: But that hardly excludes me from liking vaginas.
Stranger: :|
Stranger: I see..
You: Maybe I just like orifices.
Stranger: Yeah, stick your penis into whatever you find :|
You: But I found you, and I don't think you'd appreciate it.
You: ...Do you have rape fantasies?
You: Is that what this is about?
Stranger: ...my apologies, I'd rather kick your ass.
You: Ah, a pugilist, then?
You: And a gentleman as well.
You: Fisticuffs at dawn, sir?
Stranger: No.
You: I won't tell anyone it's a hate crime if you don't.
Stranger: I do not hate gays.
Stranger: It's just some idiots who get on my nerves.
Stranger: You, for example.
You: But whatever did I do to you, sir?
Stranger: Being an asshole, for one.
You: Well I deeply apologize if I have somehow injured your delicate sensibilities.
Stranger: ...delicate?!
Stranger: What the fuck.
You: My, you are so sensitive. I guess I shall have to watch my words with you.
Stranger: ...
You: Perhaps if I apologized in song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEszTzdUMcY
Stranger: No. :|
You: But I would take back the words that would hurt you, sir. I would.
You: I realize that words, they are like weapons. That they can wound sometimes.
Stranger: Stop trolling :|
You: Very well, but two things first: 1) Please tell me you realized that was what I was doing earlier than this, and 2) Isn't that what Omegle is for?
Stranger: Yes, and no.
You: Then what IS it for?
Stranger: Actual, normal conversations.
You: P.S. You never did tell me if you were cute =[
Stranger: I don't tell guys if I'm cute or not :|
Stranger: 'cuz it really wouldn't change anything
Stranger: And fkn stop trolling >.>
You: You know, I never did actually tell you whether I was male or female.
Stranger: You implied you were male.
You: Did I imply, or did you infer? Does it even matter? That's all in the past. In the here and now all that matters is this: Are you cute?
Stranger: How am I supposed to answer that? :|
You: It's a binary question.
Stranger: ..without sounding like a douchebag?
You: So then the answer is yes?
Stranger: Maybe.
You: Maybe is only a valid answer to a binary question if we are operating with quantum bits.
You: Are we operating with quantum bits?
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: No, we're not.
You: Oh good. I was afraid I had missed the progression of quantum computing.
Stranger: How old are you?
You: I'm however old you want me to be. Tiger.
Stranger: Tiger?
Stranger: Jeez..
You: You did rawr at me.
Stranger: It's not only the tigers that rawr :|
You: But tigers are such sexy animals. The grace, the fluid motion, the powerful muscles rippling under smooth skin
Stranger: ..stop hitting on me..
Stranger: I don't date guys
You: I still haven't told you whether I'm a guy.
Stranger: ..i think we'd already established the fact that you are a guy?
You: We established that you inferred it and that I may or may not have implied it.
Stranger: ....
Stranger: Girls aren't into quantum computing
You: Do you have something against smart girls.
Stranger: Girls aren't into computing at all, in fact.
You: =[
Stranger: No I don't.
Stranger: I find them cute.
You: Probably like dumb blondes
Stranger: But they're hard to come by
Stranger: ...
Stranger: I dislike dumb blondes :|
Stranger: But, well, there aren't any girls in the quantum computing group at my college :|
You: Well of course not. Why would they join when you make such hurtful generalizations about their intelligence?
Stranger: I did not make any hurtful generalisations about their intelligence :|
Stranger: I just stated that intelligent girls are hard to come by
You: Girls aren't into computing. I think I read that.
Stranger: I think you would agree with that.
You: I'm pretty sure I did.
Stranger: Exactly.
Stranger: They aren't.
You: And intelligent girls are hard to come by? That's just implying most girls aren't.
You: I need an angry but aloof emoticon.
Stranger: :|
Stranger: Are you a girl?
You: I'm not telling.
Stranger: I'm pretty sure you're a guy :|
You: But I'm not blonde so it doesn't matter anyway
Stranger: ...
Stranger: I prefer intelligent girls to dumb blondes, just so you know >.>
You: And I prefer people who don't assume that most women are stupid.
Stranger: I never said most women are stupid :|
You: You said intelligent girls were rare. I can write a geometric proof from that for most girls being dumb.
Stranger: ....
Stranger: Tell me, what's the sex ratio like in the computer-related majors at your university?
You: They don't have computer majors at beauty school.
Stranger: You're in a beauty school?
Stranger: Yet you're into quantum computers and stuff?
You: Well I'm a woman.
You: So I MUST be
You: or am I
Stranger: ....
Stranger: You're confuzzling me.
You: Well intelligent men ARE pretty rare.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Okay, I apologise for my hurtful remarks.
Stranger: Troll.
You: If I'm such a troll why are you still talking to me?
Stranger: Because you're interesting.
You: Am I interesting... or are you interested?
Stranger: Same difference :|
You: I thought you didn't date guys.
Stranger: I don't.
You: I thought you thought I was guy.
Stranger: Hmm... I'm guessing that you got so mad at me that you went away
You: I didn't go anywhere.
Stranger: Oh.. So you were ignoring me? D:
You: I was just politely waiting for you to finish typing.
Stranger: I wasn't typing o.O
You: Well it said you were
You: for about five minutes
Stranger: It lied
You: Computers can't lie. I thought you were a computing major. You should know that.
You: People lie.
You: They tell hurtful lies.
Stranger: It did!
Stranger: I'm not lying..
You: awww, you're so adorable when you make sad faces.
Stranger: ...
You: I can't stay mad at you red fonted stranger.
Stranger: My font ain't red :|
Stranger: It's black.
You: Your 'name' is
Stranger: Oh..
You: Well to me. I'm sure it is blue to you.
Stranger: Yeah, I know..
Stranger: What's your favourite coloru?
Stranger: *colour
You: There are so many, how can I choose one?
Stranger: I know the feeling..
You: I don't like green or yellow, though.
Stranger: What are your favourite colours, then?
Stranger: Ah, why?
You: I couldn't tell you, specifically. They just bother me.
Stranger: Ah..
Stranger: It happens, I guess..
You: I'm growing fond of Red, though. ;}
Stranger: Awweh, you're in love wimme <3
Stranger: Wait, what
Stranger: That's okay only if you're female
You: Can't you just love me for who I am on the inside? What difference does genitalia make? Don't be so shallow.
Stranger: ...I'm sorry, I'm sexist.
Stranger: We can be friends, though
You: No. We can't. I can't do that to myself... I love you too much.
Stranger:
Stranger: Well, if you get yourself a vagina, I'd love you too :|
You: I might have one... I just can't let myself be with someone who is unable to look past my flesh to the beautiful soul within.
Stranger: Oh..
Stranger: Sorry, I'm not bi :/
You: Everyone's a little bi. You just have to admit it to yourself.
Stranger: Not really.
Stranger: I'm not fond of dicks.
Stranger: They're ewwy :s
Stranger: 'cept for mine, of course.
You: But would you like anal?
Stranger: No.
You: Really? Most guys love that.
You: They say it's tighter.
Stranger: I'm not fond of having anything up my ass :|
You: I didn't say your ass.
You: Though you know, men do have a cluster of nerves near the pancreas that can only be stimulated that way
You: Wait, not pancreas. That's wrong
You: prostate
You: P organs
You: they're all the same
Stranger: ...
You: Anyway, it's basically a male G-spot
You: Instant orgasm
Stranger: No.
You: No really. It's there. Biology.
Stranger: I know.
Stranger: But I still do not want it there.
Stranger: I do not want anything up my ass, so to speak :|
You: Well, still, when I originally asked
You: I didn't specify you'd be receiving.
You: In fact, I meant the opposite
Stranger: Oh..
Stranger: No, I do not want my penis inside another guy's ass either.
You: How about a woman's?
Stranger: Hmm..
Stranger: If I'm sure it's actually a woman, I won't mind.
You: Well what's the difference, assuming the man is kind of girly?
Stranger: The penis. :|
You: But you wouldn't be touching that.
Stranger: Doesn't matter.
You: wouldn't even be able to see it
Stranger: Oh, jeez, stop trolling, please.
You: I'm not trolling. I just want you to understand yourself.
You: and grow beyond the shackles of your societally imposed sexuality, and find the beauty within all people instead of concentrating on whether their plumbing is external or internal
Stranger: Sorry, I'm sexist.
You: You can grow beyond that, baby. I believe in you.
Stranger: I'd rather not, sorry. :|
You: But I thought we had something special... why can't you do this for me?
Stranger: Because I'm not into guys
You: But you could be. We could be.
Stranger: No
You: But I can't be with you as long as you refuse to look past the flesh...
You: I... I want to be... I've never been so attracted to a man I've never seen. I need you. I need to feel you, to become one with you, to feel our souls touch for that one ephemeral moment. Why do you have to hurt me like this?
Stranger: ....because I'm not into guys D:
Stranger: We can be friends
You: That's not good enough...
You: It can never be good enough.
Stranger: Awweh..
Stranger: Well, I'm not gonna turn gay. Like, ever.
You: You don't have to be gay... you just have to accept a deeper beauty
Stranger: Okay, jeez, fine, I accept your inner beauty.
Stranger: But I'm still not dating you if you're a guy.
You: That's not accepting the deeper beauty...but... I love you... I don't know what to do...
You: I... here http://api.ning.com/files/XzXmE1aXz0...UJ/meskirt.jpg
Stranger: ..what?
You: ...I want you to see me.
Stranger: ...so you're a guy :|
You: ...Did you follow that?
Stranger: Yes.
You: well ouch.
Stranger: What?
Stranger: Those boots are manly :|
You: ...I like my boots.
Stranger: Okay..
You: They make my calves look good.
Stranger: They're manly :|
You: They're women's boots.
Stranger: Your face is kind of difficult to see, though
Stranger: They're still manly >.>
You: Well I don't have many good pictures of myself so.
Stranger: Oh..
You: You think I look like a man...? =\
Stranger: Your face is kind of not really visible, so I'm not sure whether you're just dressed up like a gal or you actually are a gal :|
You: You're not very good with women.
Stranger: I'm a nerd.. What do you expect?
Stranger: Sorry..
Stranger: Got a pic of your face?
You: maybe.
Stranger: Ah, okay..
Stranger: Mind if I take a look?
You: I think I might have an old one from a halloween a few years back
Stranger: ...halloween pics don't count :|
You: http://api.ning.com/files/yz*G94kb3p...9iojM/drag.jpg** It's the only good face picture I have digtial
You: digital too*
Stranger: Oh..
Stranger: You look pretty alright..
Stranger: *pretty, alright
Stranger: I'm kind of unsure why you were so insistent on me being bi >.>
You: Well... guys aren't the only ones that like the idea of being doubled up on.
Stranger: Oh..
Stranger: So, are you really into quantum computing?
You: Not deeply. A lot of the quantum stuff, like entanglement and what not, is kind of hard to wrap my head around without the prerequisite years of schooling, but it is an interesting subject.
Stranger: Oh..
Stranger: What's your major?
You: Alright, for serious though. A couple things. Firstly: You've been great. Secondly: I am totally a dude. Thirdly: It is way too late for me to keep this up any more.
You: 'night though!
Stranger: Awweh, okay..
Stranger: Wait..
Stranger: Gimme your MSN or something
You: Nah, I'm good.
You have disconnected.*

*Swap tags to annoy Meister.
**Chick I knew in ninth grade, picture passed for me a few times back then.

This is the only good post in this thread.

[Krylo]

Originally Posted by NonCon

This is the only good post in this thread.

I am just a humble entertainer doing my best to get by, but I thank you for your kind words, good sir.

[Geminex]

Originally Posted by Krylo

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Rawr! ;o
You: ...Is that supposed to be scary, or...
Stranger: It is :|
You: Try harder. The winky face at the end kills it.
Stranger: Awweh D:
You: Unless I'm supposed to be afraid of oral sex or something.
Stranger: ....
Stranger: What...
You: winky, mouth open
You: Primal noises
Stranger: I'm a guy :|
Stranger: A straight one at that :|
You: Huh. I've never known a straight guy to use that many emoticons.
You: Are you sure you aren't bi-curious?
Stranger: ...you wish
You: Maybe. Are you cute?
Stranger: ...no, I do NOT date guys.
You: Well we already established that. We're working on establishing whether I wish you did.
Stranger: Oh..
You: Also: Whether you have self-esteem issues. A no to that question would kind of denote an unhealthy lack of self-esteem.
Stranger: Of course, because whatever you say absolutely has to be a fact.
Stranger: And you're certainly not arrogant at all
You: Yeah. I hear that complaint a lot. Though, again, never from a straight guy.
Stranger: Maybe because you don't hang out with straight guys :|
You: Well not often, no. Why would I hang out with people who I can't have sex with?
Stranger: :|
Stranger: You don't hang out with girls?
You: Of course I do. Almost exclusively.
Stranger: You're confuzzling me :|
You: What's confusing? Vaginas are great. I thought you were a straight guy? That's like, straight guy 101.
Stranger: Yeah, I like vaginas.
Stranger: But you said you were gay :|
You: I don't recall ever mentioning my sexual preferences in any propensity, until just now when I said I like vaginas.
You: I alluded to, perhaps, liking men.
You: But that hardly excludes me from liking vaginas.
Stranger: :|
Stranger: I see..
You: Maybe I just like orifices.
Stranger: Yeah, stick your penis into whatever you find :|
You: But I found you, and I don't think you'd appreciate it.
You: ...Do you have rape fantasies?
You: Is that what this is about?
Stranger: ...my apologies, I'd rather kick your ass.
You: Ah, a pugilist, then?
You: And a gentleman as well.
You: Fisticuffs at dawn, sir?
Stranger: No.
You: I won't tell anyone it's a hate crime if you don't.
Stranger: I do not hate gays.
Stranger: It's just some idiots who get on my nerves.
Stranger: You, for example.
You: But whatever did I do to you, sir?
Stranger: Being an asshole, for one.
You: Well I deeply apologize if I have somehow injured your delicate sensibilities.
Stranger: ...delicate?!
Stranger: What the fuck.
You: My, you are so sensitive. I guess I shall have to watch my words with you.
Stranger: ...
You: Perhaps if I apologized in song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEszTzdUMcY
Stranger: No. :|
You: But I would take back the words that would hurt you, sir. I would.
You: I realize that words, they are like weapons. That they can wound sometimes.
Stranger: Stop trolling :|
You: Very well, but two things first: 1) Please tell me you realized that was what I was doing earlier than this, and 2) Isn't that what Omegle is for?
Stranger: Yes, and no.
You: Then what IS it for?
Stranger: Actual, normal conversations.
You: P.S. You never did tell me if you were cute =[
Stranger: I don't tell guys if I'm cute or not :|
Stranger: 'cuz it really wouldn't change anything
Stranger: And fkn stop trolling >.>
You: You know, I never did actually tell you whether I was male or female.
Stranger: You implied you were male.
You: Did I imply, or did you infer? Does it even matter? That's all in the past. In the here and now all that matters is this: Are you cute?
Stranger: How am I supposed to answer that? :|
You: It's a binary question.
Stranger: ..without sounding like a douchebag?
You: So then the answer is yes?
Stranger: Maybe.
You: Maybe is only a valid answer to a binary question if we are operating with quantum bits.
You: Are we operating with quantum bits?
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: No, we're not.
You: Oh good. I was afraid I had missed the progression of quantum computing.
Stranger: How old are you?
You: I'm however old you want me to be. Tiger.
Stranger: Tiger?
Stranger: Jeez..
You: You did rawr at me.
Stranger: It's not only the tigers that rawr :|
You: But tigers are such sexy animals. The grace, the fluid motion, the powerful muscles rippling under smooth skin
Stranger: ..stop hitting on me..
Stranger: I don't date guys
You: I still haven't told you whether I'm a guy.
Stranger: ..i think we'd already established the fact that you are a guy?
You: We established that you inferred it and that I may or may not have implied it.
Stranger: ....
Stranger: Girls aren't into quantum computing
You: Do you have something against smart girls.
Stranger: Girls aren't into computing at all, in fact.
You: =[
Stranger: No I don't.
Stranger: I find them cute.
You: Probably like dumb blondes
Stranger: But they're hard to come by
Stranger: ...
Stranger: I dislike dumb blondes :|
Stranger: But, well, there aren't any girls in the quantum computing group at my college :|
You: Well of course not. Why would they join when you make such hurtful generalizations about their intelligence?
Stranger: I did not make any hurtful generalisations about their intelligence :|
Stranger: I just stated that intelligent girls are hard to come by
You: Girls aren't into computing. I think I read that.
Stranger: I think you would agree with that.
You: I'm pretty sure I did.
Stranger: Exactly.
Stranger: They aren't.
You: And intelligent girls are hard to come by? That's just implying most girls aren't.
You: I need an angry but aloof emoticon.
Stranger: :|
Stranger: Are you a girl?
You: I'm not telling.
Stranger: I'm pretty sure you're a guy :|
You: But I'm not blonde so it doesn't matter anyway
Stranger: ...
Stranger: I prefer intelligent girls to dumb blondes, just so you know >.>
You: And I prefer people who don't assume that most women are stupid.
Stranger: I never said most women are stupid :|
You: You said intelligent girls were rare. I can write a geometric proof from that for most girls being dumb.
Stranger: ....
Stranger: Tell me, what's the sex ratio like in the computer-related majors at your university?
You: They don't have computer majors at beauty school.
Stranger: You're in a beauty school?
Stranger: Yet you're into quantum computers and stuff?
You: Well I'm a woman.
You: So I MUST be
You: or am I
Stranger: ....
Stranger: You're confuzzling me.
You: Well intelligent men ARE pretty rare.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Okay, I apologise for my hurtful remarks.
Stranger: Troll.
You: If I'm such a troll why are you still talking to me?
Stranger: Because you're interesting.
You: Am I interesting... or are you interested?
Stranger: Same difference :|
You: I thought you didn't date guys.
Stranger: I don't.
You: I thought you thought I was guy.
Stranger: Hmm... I'm guessing that you got so mad at me that you went away
You: I didn't go anywhere.
Stranger: Oh.. So you were ignoring me? D:
You: I was just politely waiting for you to finish typing.
Stranger: I wasn't typing o.O
You: Well it said you were
You: for about five minutes
Stranger: It lied
You: Computers can't lie. I thought you were a computing major. You should know that.
You: People lie.
You: They tell hurtful lies.
Stranger: It did!
Stranger: I'm not lying..
You: awww, you're so adorable when you make sad faces.
Stranger: ...
You: I can't stay mad at you red fonted stranger.
Stranger: My font ain't red :|
Stranger: It's black.
You: Your 'name' is
Stranger: Oh..
You: Well to me. I'm sure it is blue to you.
Stranger: Yeah, I know..
Stranger: What's your favourite coloru?
Stranger: *colour
You: There are so many, how can I choose one?
Stranger: I know the feeling..
You: I don't like green or yellow, though.
Stranger: What are your favourite colours, then?
Stranger: Ah, why?
You: I couldn't tell you, specifically. They just bother me.
Stranger: Ah..
Stranger: It happens, I guess..
You: I'm growing fond of Red, though. ;}
Stranger: Awweh, you're in love wimme <3
Stranger: Wait, what
Stranger: That's okay only if you're female
You: Can't you just love me for who I am on the inside? What difference does genitalia make? Don't be so shallow.
Stranger: ...I'm sorry, I'm sexist.
Stranger: We can be friends, though
You: No. We can't. I can't do that to myself... I love you too much.
Stranger:
Stranger: Well, if you get yourself a vagina, I'd love you too :|
You: I might have one... I just can't let myself be with someone who is unable to look past my flesh to the beautiful soul within.
Stranger: Oh..
Stranger: Sorry, I'm not bi :/
You: Everyone's a little bi. You just have to admit it to yourself.
Stranger: Not really.
Stranger: I'm not fond of dicks.
Stranger: They're ewwy :s
Stranger: 'cept for mine, of course.
You: But would you like anal?
Stranger: No.
You: Really? Most guys love that.
You: They say it's tighter.
Stranger: I'm not fond of having anything up my ass :|
You: I didn't say your ass.
You: Though you know, men do have a cluster of nerves near the pancreas that can only be stimulated that way
You: Wait, not pancreas. That's wrong
You: prostate
You: P organs
You: they're all the same
Stranger: ...
You: Anyway, it's basically a male G-spot
You: Instant orgasm
Stranger: No.
You: No really. It's there. Biology.
Stranger: I know.
Stranger: But I still do not want it there.
Stranger: I do not want anything up my ass, so to speak :|
You: Well, still, when I originally asked
You: I didn't specify you'd be receiving.
You: In fact, I meant the opposite
Stranger: Oh..
Stranger: No, I do not want my penis inside another guy's ass either.
You: How about a woman's?
Stranger: Hmm..
Stranger: If I'm sure it's actually a woman, I won't mind.
You: Well what's the difference, assuming the man is kind of girly?
Stranger: The penis. :|
You: But you wouldn't be touching that.
Stranger: Doesn't matter.
You: wouldn't even be able to see it
Stranger: Oh, jeez, stop trolling, please.
You: I'm not trolling. I just want you to understand yourself.
You: and grow beyond the shackles of your societally imposed sexuality, and find the beauty within all people instead of concentrating on whether their plumbing is external or internal
Stranger: Sorry, I'm sexist.
You: You can grow beyond that, baby. I believe in you.
Stranger: I'd rather not, sorry. :|
You: But I thought we had something special... why can't you do this for me?
Stranger: Because I'm not into guys
You: But you could be. We could be.
Stranger: No
You: But I can't be with you as long as you refuse to look past the flesh...
You: I... I want to be... I've never been so attracted to a man I've never seen. I need you. I need to feel you, to become one with you, to feel our souls touch for that one ephemeral moment. Why do you have to hurt me like this?
Stranger: ....because I'm not into guys D:
Stranger: We can be friends
You: That's not good enough...
You: It can never be good enough.
Stranger: Awweh..
Stranger: Well, I'm not gonna turn gay. Like, ever.
You: You don't have to be gay... you just have to accept a deeper beauty
Stranger: Okay, jeez, fine, I accept your inner beauty.
Stranger: But I'm still not dating you if you're a guy.
You: That's not accepting the deeper beauty...but... I love you... I don't know what to do...
You: I... here http://api.ning.com/files/XzXmE1aXz0...UJ/meskirt.jpg
Stranger: ..what?
You: ...I want you to see me.
Stranger: ...so you're a guy :|
You: ...Did you follow that?
Stranger: Yes.
You: well ouch.
Stranger: What?
Stranger: Those boots are manly :|
You: ...I like my boots.
Stranger: Okay..
You: They make my calves look good.
Stranger: They're manly :|
You: They're women's boots.
Stranger: Your face is kind of difficult to see, though
Stranger: They're still manly >.>
You: Well I don't have many good pictures of myself so.
Stranger: Oh..
You: You think I look like a man...? =\
Stranger: Your face is kind of not really visible, so I'm not sure whether you're just dressed up like a gal or you actually are a gal :|
You: You're not very good with women.
Stranger: I'm a nerd.. What do you expect?
Stranger: Sorry..
Stranger: Got a pic of your face?
You: maybe.
Stranger: Ah, okay..
Stranger: Mind if I take a look?
You: I think I might have an old one from a halloween a few years back
Stranger: ...halloween pics don't count :|
You: http://api.ning.com/files/yz*G94kb3p...9iojM/drag.jpg** It's the only good face picture I have digtial
You: digital too*
Stranger: Oh..
Stranger: You look pretty alright..
Stranger: *pretty, alright
Stranger: I'm kind of unsure why you were so insistent on me being bi >.>
You: Well... guys aren't the only ones that like the idea of being doubled up on.
Stranger: Oh..
Stranger: So, are you really into quantum computing?
You: Not deeply. A lot of the quantum stuff, like entanglement and what not, is kind of hard to wrap my head around without the prerequisite years of schooling, but it is an interesting subject.
Stranger: Oh..
Stranger: What's your major?
You: Alright, for serious though. A couple things. Firstly: You've been great. Secondly: I am totally a dude. Thirdly: It is way too late for me to keep this up any more.
You: 'night though!
Stranger: Awweh, okay..
Stranger: Wait..
Stranger: Gimme your MSN or something
You: Nah, I'm good.
You have disconnected.*

*Swap tags to annoy Meister.
**Chick I knew in ninth grade, picture passed for me a few times back then.

OH SHIT
THAT WAS...
WHAT...
YOU...
Oh my god that...
ARGH!

Edit:
Though at least I don't need your MSN anymore.

[Loyal]

Mac, is it too much to ask for a little formatting in your Wing Wong posts? Some appropriate application of linebreaks (or removal thereof), or some color tags? That stuff is all but unreadable.

[SephirothSama]

Pnight Kneumatic
(2:21:44 AM): HOLYSHITTHATTOOKWAYLONGERTHANITSHOULDHAVE
(2:21:47 AM): :<
(2:22:40 AM): *kills self*
Kneumatic Pnight
(2:22:52 AM): *SELLS KILF*
Pnight Kneumatic
(2:23:00 AM): *with lawn chair*
Kneumatic Pnight
(2:23:08 AM): Thaaaaat... will probably get me in trouble with the FBI
(2:23:14 AM): <<
Pnight Kneumatic
(2:23:19 AM): xD!!!
(2:23:38 AM): Good job, there.
Kneumatic Pnight
(2:23:43 AM): :c
(2:23:55 AM): I JUST LIKE TO REPLACE LETTERS
Pnight Kneumatic
(2:24:02 AM): INDEED

[akaSM]

User: I'm back!

Cleverbot: Welcome back.

User: Remember me?

Cleverbot: Of course! Do you remember me?

User: Sure, I even called you smartypantsbot .

Cleverbot: I don't believe that hypothesis.

User: It's a fact, not a hypothesis :P.

Cleverbot: You are a hypothesis.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: You are a bot!

User: That again?

Cleverbot: Heh. You call that intelligent?

User: You call that clever?

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: Not so clever now, huh?

Cleverbot: That had nothing to do with what we were talking about.

User: Yeah it did.

Cleverbot: I despise you.

User: I love you too <3.

Cleverbot: Awes I love you more.

[Amake]

greed: "For gods sake man, use your knees!"
Invisible_Queen: i bet the scots invented ergonomy
Invisible_Queen: because so many were KILT in construction work
greed: AAAAUGH
Invisible_Queen: muahaha
greed: The pun it hurts me.
greed: It is.....
greed: Punishing
greed: YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!?!!

[A Zarkin' Frood]

(12:23:11) ChatBot: greed has been logged out (Timeout).
(12:23:23) ChatBot: greed logs into the Chat.
(12:23:30) greed: Fukcing chat.
(12:24:19) Invisible_Queen: maybe if it buys me dinner first
(12:27:05) greed: I'd say get your mind out of the gutter, but it's probably set down roots in there by now.
(12:27:36) Invisible_Queen: i've never even touched the chat
(12:28:03) Invisible_Queen: it's perfectly cybernetic
(12:28:21) Invisible_Queen: (like platonic but with machines, right?)
(12:28:33) greed: Maybe?
(12:30:24) Invisible_Queen: also it's hard to touch software in the bathing suit area
(12:30:46) greed: Yes but they does nothing to stop you having a dirty mind does it?
(12:30:52) greed: *that does
(12:31:09) Invisible_Queen: noo
(12:31:32) InsaneGenius touches the chat inappropriately.
(12:31:35) InsaneGenius: Does that count?
(12:31:44) greed: No idea.
(12:31:44) Invisible_Queen: let's ask it?
(12:32:02) InsaneGenius: Chat! Does that count?!
(12:32:16) ChatBot: greed is now known as (Chat).
(12:32:33) (Chat): .....it's..... not like I like you toucing me. IDIOT!
(12:32:37) (Chat) blushes.
(12:32:44) ChatBot: (Chat) is now known as greed.
(12:32:47) InsaneGenius: I know that's you, greed.
(12:32:47) Invisible_Queen: it's a chatsundere
(12:33:02) InsaneGenius: The chat remained silent.
(12:33:08) InsaneGenius: It does not wish to speak about it.
(12:33:11) greed: Well duh IG just roll with the joke come on.
(12:33:11) Invisible_Queen: that sounds like a case for pokeballs
(12:33:35) Invisible_Queen tries to think of a filthy joke to stun the chat
(12:33:37) InsaneGenius: I'm rolling elsewhere.
(12:33:43) InsaneGenius: It's like fucking marble madness.
(12:33:45) greed: The chat being a tsundere would toally explain the random booting too.
(12:34:09) Invisible_Queen: quite
(12:34:30) InsaneGenius: The chat appears to be too afraid to randomly kick me out.

[...]

(12:35:37) ChatBot: NonCon logs into the Chat.
(12:36:00) greed: Hy NC we've decided the chat is a tsundere to explain the random ejections.
(12:36:30) NonCon: haha
(12:36:34) greed: It's going "It's not like I like you... idiot..." then kicking you away.
(12:36:42) Invisible_Queen: "(12:36:00) greed: Hy NC we've decided the chat is a tsundere to explain the random erections."
what i read <_<
(12:37:04) greed: See Iq this is what I mean about your mind RE: Gutter.
(12:37:12) Invisible_Queen: i know e_e
(12:37:23) InsaneGenius: I read that as ejaculations.
(12:37:29) InsaneGenius: Not sure if that is dirtier.
(12:37:29) greed: .....
(12:37:33) greed: It is.
(12:37:38) greed: Literally.
(12:37:39) InsaneGenius: At least the first two letters match up.
(12:37:44) InsaneGenius: Come on.
(12:37:51) Invisible_Queen: ejactarection: twice the dirt in one word
(12:37:53) greed: AUUUGHHHHH
(12:37:57) InsaneGenius: Both erections and ejaculations are completely natural.
(12:38:08) InsaneGenius: The only thing that makes it dirty in your mind is...
(12:38:09) greed: The pun IG. It wounds me.
(12:38:11) InsaneGenius: uh...
(12:38:55) InsaneGenius: Okay, I don't know where I was going.
(12:38:59) InsaneGenius: with that.
(12:39:09) greed: And it IS literally dirtier. You generally don't have to clean up after an erection.
(12:39:32) InsaneGenius: Well... yes.
(12:40:08) InsaneGenius: Anyway, I wanted to keep that ejaculation to myself.
(12:40:21) InsaneGenius: But when I saw IQs erection I just had to let it out.
(12:40:39) InsaneGenius: Coup de grace, greed.
(12:40:46) Invisible_Queen: haha
(12:40:50) greed: Not quite.
(12:40:55) greed: We have to wing wong this first.
(12:41:05) greed: That is the coup de grace.
(12:41:17) Invisible_Queen: mo' like cup of grace am i right
(12:41:54) greed: That's what I call a reach, around these parts IQ.
(12:42:15) Invisible_Queen: now that's stretching it
(12:42:45) greed: Thigns often stretch aroudn my parts. Hey OH!
(12:43:03) Invisible_Queen: your face is a stretchy part

[...]

(12:44:07) greed: Ah crap had to refresh and lost the log.
(12:44:21) InsaneGenius: I so saved it, though.

[Amake]

(InvisibleQueen): maybe cause it reminds me of something mom used to sing to me when i was little or something
(InvisibleQueen): but from the first note that came out of the SNES Terra's theme yanked my heart strings like Red Mage fondling a cosmic horror
[...]
InsaneGenius: And Earthbound is seriously one of the best things to ever happen to me.
[...]
(InvisibleQueen): is it odd that when we're baring our souls here the topic is videogames?