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BEARD IMPACT
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: MANLY ANGER
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Wait, this counts as being productive now?
Thadius: You should probably be sleeping
Solid Snake: Probably But I'm too busy flirting with girls and getting drunk JFkldsjfksldjfklsjfksdjfskldfjsdkfjsd YYYYYEEEaAAAAAHHHHH Thadius: Well at least you're being productive
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Burn.
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: *Classified*
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6:26 PM - Thadius: Goblin invasion = Rocket boots
6:26 PM - Flare: Ok 6:26 PM - Thadius: Floating islands = red balloon and lucky horseshoe. 6:26 PM - Thadius: I am a flying MACHINE now 6:26 PM - Flare: Watch out for AA fire. 6:27 PM - Flare: and why the fuck did I get a mental image of you transforming into a plane ala Transformers... only while screaming in pain as you do so? 6:27 PM - Thadius: TRANSFORM AND OH GOD MY SPINE
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06-16-2011, 12:31 AM
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Kawaii-ju
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Monster Island
Posts: 4,240
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Winging and Wonging with Shyria and Thad
It's the latest show about nothing!
Thadius: >Poke dragon with hands Thadius: Poking the dragon with the pair of hands isn't noticably helpful Thadius: >Poke dragon with glowing sword Thadius: Poking the dragon with the sword isn't noticably helpful Gummy the Alligator: >taunt Thadius with bbq pork and rice Thadius: >Countertaunt with mint oreos Gummy the Alligator: >declare tie [LATER] Thadius: We have reached a point in the thread where there are buttons to push. Gummy the Alligator: wewt Thadius: Including a red one. Thadius: A shiny, red, candylike button. Thadius: Whelp Nik went and fucked it up. Thadius: I think that's what he does. Gummy the Alligator: yeah :/ Gummy the Alligator: but still, big red candy button Gummy the Alligator: hard to resist, to be far Gummy the Alligator: *fair Thadius: Actually it wasn't the red button that fucked it all up Thadius: surprisingly enough Gummy the Alligator: Dragon stomach >grumble Gummy the Alligator: seems that porkchop didnt agree with you Thadius: >Offer Nikose Gummy the Alligator: >Eat Nikose Gummy the Alligator: >Yummy! Gummy the Alligator: >Burp up hat Thadius: >Ask for help in dealing with the flood nikose caused Gummy the Alligator: >ponder robbing the nearest sponge store Gummy the Alligator: >divert flood into Hell Thadius: >What do you think this is, Terrarria? Gummy the Alligator: >invest in sea monkeys [STILL LATER] Thadius: *FLUMPH* Gummy the Alligator: still *flumph* huh? Thadius: Brain is at a wierd place. Wired, tired, and meh have been thrown in a blender. Gummy the Alligator: ick Gummy the Alligator: sounds like a terrible drink idea and state of mind Thadius: Indeed. Gummy the Alligator: *hug* Thadius: I wish I could say it was one I had less experience in Thadius: Sadly that doesn't seem to EVER be the case Thadius: what with my coffee drinking habits Thadius: Then again some pretty radical ideas have come to me during this half-state Thadius: Such as my various theorums Thadius: And the idea to even START a zork lp Gummy the Alligator: yeah Thadius: So maybe its not all bad Gummy the Alligator: it is a power to be used responsibly Thadius: ... Thadius: You Thadius: You are aware who you're talking to Thadius: Right? Gummy the Alligator: eh, worth a shot [EVEN LATER] Thadius: Mmmph. I had an actual onion on my burger today Thadius: Now I can't stop burping up onion smell. Gummy the Alligator: ew Thadius: We need an onion that doesn't taste like one Thadius: That way when you burp Thadius: it doesn't smell like one. Thadius: I mean for fucks sake Thadius: we can make square watermelons Thadius: Non-smelly onions should be trivial. Thadius: Why can't onions taste more like Thadius: I dunno Thadius: cucumbers or something? Gummy the Alligator: ah dunno Thadius: We need to be writing this down Thadius: Maybe even posting it somewhere Thadius: non smelly onions Thadius: Of course it's a slippery slope Thadius: non smelly onions may only be one step away from onions that take over the earth Gummy the Alligator: heh Gummy the Alligator: yeah Thadius: No wait Thadius: that was tomatoes Thadius: wasn't it Thadius: Okay new rule Thadius: no fucking with tomatoes Thadius: on any level Thadius: Wait shit Thadius: Dr Weird did corn Gummy the Alligator: yeah Thadius: no fucking with corn either Thadius: We need to make a list Gummy the Alligator: potatoes? Thadius: of vegetables not to fuck with Gummy the Alligator: lemons Thadius: People actively try to make things that are more sour than lemons Thadius: and we're still ehre Thadius: so I think lemons are safe Thadius: Still Thadius: The no-fuck-with-list Thadius: Tomatoes and corn Thadius: More to be added as we mess with food Thadius: I'm not even sure what should be saved of this conversation or if any of it should be saved Thadius: My brain...I think I know why I have such a good stoner impersonation Thadius: Times like THIS Gummy the Alligator: yes Thadius: So I leave the winging and the wonging to you Thadius: Heck I'm starting to question some fundamental principles like gravity. And time. And that continum thingy Thadius: so Thadius: you winging and wonging for me? Thadius: cause man Gummy the Alligator: werkin on it Thadius: finding my way around this continumm thing Thadius: I think I know how Black Belt felt Thadius: Just have to be careful not to go backwards through the fourth dimension Thadius: cause then there'd be two of me Thadius: And we don't need that [LATER YET AGAIN] Thadius: Man Thadius: I should like Thadius: steal the moon Thadius: or something Thadius: yeah Thadius: yeah I'm gonna do that Thadius: one second Thadius: gonna borrow a rocket Gummy the Alligator: Pfft. Real evil overlords use oversized novelty catapults Thadius: man Thadius: a catapult wouldn't break escape velocity Gummy the Alligator: It will if you bend it enough and if its big enough Gummy the Alligator: Why do you think I bought all of Kansas recently? Thadius: because fuck kansas? Thadius: there is literally nothing there Thadius: it is literally FLATTER THAN A PANCAKE Gummy the Alligator: Well, yes, but it was also exactly the square footage needed to build the Moonapult 2300 Thadius: unless you're making Thadius: like Thadius: a kansas sized pancake Gummy the Alligator: That's Plan P Thadius: then i see no need to but it Thadius: buy it i mean Thadius: also a catapult that shoots you to the moon is awesome Thadius: put nik in it first Thadius: if he doesn't come back we put mac in it Thadius: then they can make one to come home together Gummy the Alligator: Can do Gummy the Alligator: *later* Thadius: wait Thadius: wait what does that mean Thadius: what does that *later* mean Gummy the Alligator: Well, we launched them an hour ago, and neither of them is back yet Thadius: ah Thadius: okay Thadius: well Thadius: hmm Thadius: we should consider they might not ever be coming back Thadius: which would be nice Gummy the Alligator: We can get away with not giving them oxygen, right? I figured they'd forage for it up there Thadius: but it would hinder our catapult based space program Thadius: hmm Thadius: maybe we should send them Thadius: i dunno Thadius: a cake or something Thadius: just to make sure they don't eat each other Thadius: maybe some catapult parts too Thadius: just so they have the option of coming back Thadius: if we're lucky they won't take it Gummy the Alligator: Can do
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06-25-2011, 04:08 PM
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Keeper of the new
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: A place without judgment
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It's like my life is a Kafka story and I'm the villain
This is a transcription from memory of a phone conversation I had about 2.5 kilometers ago:
Me: Hello? Friend: Hello, it's me, why did it take so long to answer? Me: I was in the bathroom and left the phone in my other pants. Friend: Oh well could you do me a big favor? Me: Sure. Friend: I mean a huge favor. I'm worried I left the iron plugged in back home and I'm on the other side of town right now. Me: Oh, sure, I'll run over there right now. (It's a 15 minute walk from me to her.) Friend: I'd ask my ex (lives next door), but he's out of town and I really don't have anyone else I can ask. Me: Yeah, I'll get over there right now, I'm not doing anything special. Friend: So could you just go over and make sure my apartment isn't on fire, I'll owe you a solid. Oh hey what are you doing? Me: I was going to watch a movie, whatever, it can wait. Friend: Oh, is there anyone there with you? Me: No no, I'm alone. Friend: Oh, you sounded so pitiful and alone when you said that just now. Me: Haha well I don't want to sound like I'm avoiding that subject but I'm going to go now. Friend: So should we meet up and catch a movie or three tomorrow? Me: Sure we decided on that already, the day before yesterday? Friend: Oh right well I'm really looking forward to it! Me: So yeah, I should go now. Friend: Alright, we'll talk tomorrow. And by the way you're the coolest, I can always count on you etc. etc. Me: It's not a big thing really, like who wants their house to burn down? Friend: Alright, I'll talk to you later then. Me: Yeah I'll call you when I can see if your apartment is burning or not. Friend: If it's burned down I'll have to sleep at your place just so you know. Me (thinking): GODDAMNIT I COULD HAVE RAN THERE AND BACK BY NOW Me: So, I'll call you in a minute. Friend: Don't forget to take your cell with you! Talk to you soon! (silence) Friend: And uh I'll see you tomorrow too, right? Me: I'm hanging up now. Friend: Bye bye! Unrelated, but a few days later this hit convo takes place right here at NPFC: Invisible_Queen: some people drink at parties, i watch sitcoms InsaneGenius: I'm never intvited to parties anyway. InsaneGenius: Because no one loves me :'( (Moon): I hate parties. Smarty_McBarrelp: Parties are the best. I take over them, have ridiuclous discussions about stupid things, then disappear into the night Invisible_Queen: leaving people to wonder "who was that bearded man armed only with rhetoric? and where is the bar?" Meister: "he drank it"
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06-30-2011, 01:34 AM
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Kawaii-ju
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Monster Island
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Thadius: They also go in the hopes of finding an angry dwarf and killing it for their pickaxe.
Thadius: Because with that pickaxe they shall pierce the- Thadius: *Is shot* Gummy the Alligator: *defibrillator* Thadius: What happens now, doctor? Gummy the Alligator: The same thing that happens every night, darling. Try to take over THE WORLD!....or order out for pizza. I forget sometimes. Thadius: Why not both? Thadius: Take over the world by...yeah that won't work Gummy the Alligator: We could prank major world leaders by prank ordering hundreds of pizzas, delivering them, and pinning the blame on other countries to incite chaos Thadius: I thought I was supposed to come up with the dastardly plans? Gummy the Alligator: Please. You haven't made any major plans since Project Moonapult and even that was contributed to heavily by me Gummy the Alligator: You're slipping, dear Thadius: It'd be easier if I didn't have BEEEEEEEES to worry about Thadius: All my plans get foiled when I can't concentrate due to extensive BEEE-ness. Thadius: Okay the moth APPEARS to be gone Thadius: That or its a ninja moth Thadius: Oh god Thadius: what if all the bees Thadius: are actually ninja bees Thadius: and they're in the room right now? Gummy the Alligator: oh dear Thadius: Window screens wouldn't be an issue for NINJA BEES Gummy the Alligator: BURN EVERYTHING Gummy the Alligator: IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE Thadius: Wait wait wait Thadius: rule of inverse ninja Thadius: if there were all that many ninja bees in here, then we could catch them and figure out some sort of ninja bee repellant. Thadius: Would it apply to ninja BEES, though? Gummy the Alligator: I have no idea! Thadius: Okay. Do you see a bee in a ninja suit in the room? Cause if so we have an issue. Gummy the Alligator: no Thadius: Okay we might still have an issue Gummy the Alligator: nearest I see here is a scorpion in a spartan costume Thadius: Check around for tiny shuriken Gummy the Alligator: Hmmm.... Gummy the Alligator: *gets the metal detector* Thadius: Well that'd also make it easier to find the bees in general Gummy the Alligator: *big ol beepin nose when pointed at the wall behind the computer* Thadius: calmly now. Thadius: no sudden moves Thadius: cause now they know we know Gummy the Alligator: BURN VICIOUS STINGING SPAWN OF BAELZEBUL! *incinerates the wall* Thadius: ... Thadius: Or you could do that Thadius: Hey look a survivor. Thadius: *CATCH* Gummy the Alligator: *offers mason jar* Thadius: And now we have a test subject for ninja bee repellant! Gummy the Alligator: For science! Thadius: And also personal gratification. But mostly science! Gummy the Alligator: WOO!
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07-13-2011, 07:20 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2010
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I'm amazed the first post of this page was over a year ago.
Recent discussion with Flare regarding our superpower gambling results (see thread for details).
Flare: So, apperentally, you're Kefka Aldurin: who? Flare: ... Have you not played Final Fantasy 6? Aldurin: no, the only ones I've played are 1 and 13 Flare: http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Kefka Aldurin: And I think I'm more like Doc Scratch, but less fatalistic Flare: Well, you'd need one thing for your Omnipotence Flare: Omniscience. Flare: Otherwise, apperentally, you'd be diven mad Aldurin: I've have a simple solution Flare: *Driven Aldurin: I'll utilize my current mental capacity to use what power it can to increase my mental capacity. Aldurin: this cycle will continue until I have sufficient brainpower for the rest of the powers Flare: And it says you need tremendous levels of Self Control, and the ability to resist the temptations the power presents Aldurin: pffft, as if Flare: That's what it says on the pahe Flare: *Page Aldurin: the power only controls you if it has a different intention than you Flare: And let's face it, what if your power actually likes the Twilight series? Aldurin: But such a pure force has no care for good, evil or media trivialities. It is only power. Aldurin: Paraphrased from the Sonic Comics Flare: And you have gone nuts when you encounted someone that likes the Twilight series Aldurin: such issues are irrelevant when you are enacting the galaxy equivalent of Minecraft Aldurin: SPACE CREEPERS Flare: I'd see you more as like a Q. Aldurin: ? Flare: http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/Q Aldurin: Maybe so Flare: And gods have been stripped of powers Aldurin: the race that Q is from reminds me of the Ascended Beings from Stargate Flare: *Nods* Aldurin: but yeah I'd prefer the "fuck you" to everything approach with omnipotence Flare: Until an even higher power steps in, huh? Flare: Or mortals decide they didn't need you anymore. Flare: Isn't that how gods always fall? Aldurin: in anticipation of such an event, I would hide physical manifestations of that power in reality bubbles Aldurin: and I don't need worship, don't want it Aldurin: the puny mortals can do their own thing and I'll do mine Flare: Besides, you can always go and make your own universe, right Flare: With hookers and blackjack? Aldurin: I'd be banned from all the casinos Aldurin: since I'd anticipate the cards Flare: You'd have your own casino! Aldurin: couldn't I just do that in this universe? Flare: It's crowded already Aldurin: well all I have to do is conquer Austrailia and I'll have enough space for one Flare: Why Australia? Aldurin: why not? Flare: Why not just make another Earth? Aldurin: "Yo dawg, I heard you like Earth. So I put your Earth in your Earth so you can [action] while you [action]" Aldurin: actually that sounds like a cool idea Flare: :P Flare: I just realized something. Flare: I can also be Shrodinger from Hellsing Flare: At least in the "Everywhere and Nowhere" part Aldurin: oh yeah, you have that dream thing don't you? Flare: Yep Flare: And Portal making ability Aldurin: FOR SCIENCE! Flare: And I can sense other dimensions... Aldurin: good, I won't have to give you directions to my dimension X resort Flare: :p |
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formerly known as Prince.
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Right here, with you >:)
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Jack in the circle. Err. Box.
(22:33:47) Invisible_Queen: well, i read your masturbation article <Editor's (IG's) Note: Shameless plug.>
(22:34:00) Invisible_Queen: somewhat instructional (22:35:12) InsaneGenius: That sounds like I wrote a wikihow for masturbation. (22:35:30) Sifright: Oh man... (22:35:40) Sifright: I'm totally going to start a masturbation wikia (22:35:48) InsaneGenius: Do it. (22:35:57) Sifright: done! (22:36:04) Sifright: http://masturbation.wikia.com/wi?ki/Masturbation_Wiki (22:36:05) InsaneGenius: Link! (22:36:09) Sifright: turns out it already existed (22:36:24) Sifright: but it's a little bare. (22:36:27) Sifright: Fill it out! (22:37:13) InsaneGenius: Let's do just that. (22:37:19) InsaneGenius: Where do I start? (22:37:26) Sifright: Well I suppose... (22:37:33) Sifright scratches his head (22:37:37) InsaneGenius: Research. (22:37:45) Sifright: you could describe your technique... but that might be a little personal. (22:37:46) InsaneGenius: Let's all research together. (22:38:00) Sifright: This couldn't possibly go wrong! (22:38:07) Sifright: Skype video conference call time (22:38:08) InsaneGenius: Who finishes research first has to eat the cookie. (22:38:23) Invisible_Queen: whoa (22:38:40) Invisible_Queen: i look away for a second and you guys create a masturbation wiki
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Kawaii-ju
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Monster Island
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Thadius: *Prod*
Green Gummy Needs Coffee Badly: *PROD* Thadius: *Electric cattle prod* Green Gummy Needs Coffee Badly: *flamethrower prod* Thadius: *Sticky prod* Green Gummy Needs Coffee Badly: *baseball bat prod* Thadius: *Knife prod* Green Gummy Needs Coffee Badly: *bigger knife prod* Thadius: *Wrench prod* Green Gummy Needs Coffee Badly: *fist prod* Thadius: *Bonesaw prod* Green Gummy Needs Coffee Badly: *frying pan prod* Thadius: *Sword prod* Green Gummy Needs Coffee Badly: This is getting quite silly Thadius: *Monty Python prod* Green Gummy Needs Coffee Badly: *THE BISHOP! prod* Thadius: *Spaceballs prod* Green Gummy Needs Coffee Badly: *smooch* Thadius: :P Thadius: I think we've run out of silly. Thadius: I didnt think it was possible! Green Gummy Needs Coffee Badly: *holy mackrel prod* Thadius: *Herring prod* Green Gummy Needs Coffee Badly: *Flare's girlfriend prod* Thadius: Wait what Thadius: Are you sure Flare would appreciate you doing that? Green Gummy Needs Coffee Badly: *cant talk, is being smacked by Flare* Thadius: I TOLD YOU Thadius: Now I have somewhere else to be. Which is anywhere that isn't here. Thadius: Mainly to avoid Flare. Green Gummy Needs Coffee Badly: :P Thadius: ...If I know you that means you're probably wingwonging this out of spite so that Flare WILL see it. Green Gummy Needs Coffee Badly: :P
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Sent to the cornfield
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: A right and proper Nerd Cave
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A very short facebook status and comment from two of my friends. Last names omitted for their privacy.
Elizabeth: "I'm Jesse James behind the wheel, it's high noon in my automobile. Call me crazy, call me sick, I'm just tryin' to get to where I'm goin' to quick.." William: "Meowth, thats right!" |
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Just sleeping
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: At home, probably in bed.
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From the NPF chat I reminded you all about tonight.
(23:48:19) Eltargrim: Killed a pregnant mouse once
(23:48:24) Eltargrim: Stomped on it (23:48:29) Eltargrim: ~fetus explosion~ ... (23:50:04) MuMu: I hate having to kill rats, they're small enough to be annoying but big enough where you kinda sympathize with them.
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