09-18-2011, 03:23 PM | #1251 |
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(Space): SPACE TRIAL!
(Space): Putting the system on trial. (Space): In space. (Space): GUILTY! OF NOT BEING IN SPACE! (Space): GO TO SPACE JAIL! (Nyx): awesome, i get to go to jail (Nyx): in SPACE (Space): Oh, oh, play it cool, here come the Space Cops. (Space): Here come the Space Cops. (Space): Help me Space Cops, Space Cops help. (Jesus): Man this is what happens when I leave the earth alone for a bit (Nyx): SAVE US SPACE JESUS ChatBot: (DESPAIR) has been logged out (Timeout). (Nyx): good job (Jesus): I am the best (Nyx): Lord Baby Space Jesus works in mysterious ways (Jesus): I think getting rid of despair is a pretty good days work So, this happened. I'm pretty sure about that. As for everything else, I don't even
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10-13-2011, 01:36 PM | #1252 |
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11-16-2011, 04:13 PM | #1253 | |
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Did we already talk about the chat from a while back where whatever his name said
"Man, I thought I'd like this place but you're a bunch of liberals, and since libtards never want to listen to anything conservatives say and always bash them and make them feel bad for holding the views they hold, screw it, I'm out of here. Toodles and thanks for making my kind feel unwelcome" for literally no reason? Cause that was awesome.
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11-16-2011, 06:30 PM | #1255 | |
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There it is. Mmmm. So random. Just like mama used to make.
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11-26-2011, 05:19 AM | #1256 |
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23:06:46 <Shyria_Dracnoir> Thad, if Doc is still sore at you for losing his diamond stuff I can loan you some to give to him
23:06:50 <Shyria_Dracnoir> as a peace offering 23:06:52 <Thadius0> Nah he's happy 23:06:57 <Thadius0> We got the Hellway up together 23:07:07 <Thadius0> We cool again 23:07:18 <Shyria_Dracnoir> well that's good 23:07:27 <Thadius0> I'm gonna harvest the shit outta Sugarcane Cove 23:07:27 Doc_ock_rokc logged in 23:07:39 <fifthfiend> sup doc 23:07:41 <Thadius0> Speak of the devil and thou dost summon him 23:07:42 <Shyria_Dracnoir> apparently i have uncanny luck with diamond finding 23:07:43 <Doc_ock_rokc> nOTHING 23:07:47 <Doc_ock_rokc> fUCK YOU THAD 23:07:54 <Shyria_Dracnoir> I've found eight on this trip 23:07:56 <fifthfiend> haha 23:08:16 <Doc_ock_rokc> The vines and lava are the best touches 23:08:17 <Thadius0> So like the opposite of everything I just said is true 23:08:31 <Thadius0> Man I wish Minecraft saved chatlogs 23:08:32 <Shyria_Dracnoir> I figured... 23:08:33 <Doc_ock_rokc> So your gay 23:08:33 <fifthfiend> it's a pretty sweet setup 23:08:37 <fifthfiend> it totally does 23:08:39 <fifthfiend> at least on my end 23:08:39 <Thadius0> Cause I would put that in the Wing Wong thread 23:09:01 <fifthfiend> I will totally, totally give that to you to wing wong 23:09:07 <Doc_ock_rokc> Hey fifth have you seen our new base 23:09:08 <Thadius0> PM it to me 23:09:11 <fifthfiend> that is 100% a valid use of the server logs
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11-26-2011, 09:38 PM | #1257 |
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In the Steam chat, my event title started with "Pants are optional."
5:25 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: Also Pants from here on out are REQUIRED
5:25 PM - Arcanum: But still, hungry, need food 5:25 PM - Arcanum: Too late 5:25 PM - Arcanum: I lost my pants 5:25 PM - Arcanum: They are gone 5:25 PM - Arcanum: Only had the one pair 5:25 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: PUt on a kilt at least 5:25 PM - Godtier Ragestache: that's fine, I remembered to accomodate for that 5:25 PM - Godtier Ragestache: gotta make sure the rules work with these kinds of things 5:25 PM - Arcanum: I could use the sweater I'm wearing to cover myself up... but then my upper body would be chilly 5:25 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: ah Eye bleach 5:25 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: Give me 5:26 PM - Godtier Ragestache: don't worry, it's not like we're webcamming 5:26 PM - Arcanum: Anyway, for reals this time, food, brb 5:26 PM - Godtier Ragestache: if that was the case I would have said "shirts are optional" 5:26 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: "for ladies" 5:27 PM - Godtier Ragestache: yes 5:27 PM - Godtier Ragestache: this is the kind of chat we can get away with when Shy, Mauve and Flare aren't here 5:28 PM - Godtier Ragestache: man, if they caught us saying this stuff 5:30 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: Im telling shy right now 5:30 PM - Godtier Ragestache: at least you're not posting it in the wing wong thread 5:30 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: now i am 5:30 PM - Godtier Ragestache: well balls 5:30 PM - Godtier Ragestache: for the female members reading this, it was totally arcanum's idea 5:32 PM - Godtier Ragestache: be back in a bit, I need to eat before my event kicks in 5:47 PM - Godtier Ragestache: back 5:47 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: AS YOU CAN SEE 5:47 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: nothing happened 5:48 PM - Godtier Ragestache: awww 5:48 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: I totally didn't throw steve into a Time crack completely erasing him from reality forwards and backwards out of spite 5:48 PM - Godtier Ragestache: which steve? 5:49 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: There is only one steve 5:49 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: for ever and ever now 5:49 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: And if you say otherwise 5:49 PM - Godtier Ragestache: man, I'm kinda disappointed that the wing-wong thing was an empty threat 5:49 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: I throw you in the time crack 5:49 PM - Godtier Ragestache: I was kinda hoping to see reactions 5:50 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: Yeah Too busy drawing this stupid pony a pegisister requested 5:54 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: although to be fair 5:54 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: I do produce are thats similar to vectored works 5:54 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: arts 5:54 PM - Godtier Ragestache: oh snap, optional pants time in 6 minutes 5:56 PM - Godtier Ragestache: THESE PANTS ARE SO OPTIONAL, IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY *Ramary entered chat. 5:57 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: Hey ram 5:57 PM - Godtier Ragestache: THE PANTS ARE SO OPTIONAL, RAMARY Arcanum disconnected. 5:57 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: MANDATORY 5:57 PM - *Ramary: you say that like i am wearing pants 5:57 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: Now 5:57 PM - Godtier Ragestache: wow, thinking ahead 5:57 PM - Godtier Ragestache: I'm proud of you 5:57 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: To figure out how to stab my mind's eye 5:58 PM - Godtier Ragestache: can I help? 5:58 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: with what 5:58 PM - Godtier Ragestache: maybe if we oversaturate it it will die completely 5:58 PM - Godtier Ragestache: the minds eye thing 5:58 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: I have no idea what your talking about 5:59 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: I have a note here in my handwriting that says "Repressed for sanity do not ask about pants" 5:59 PM - Godtier Ragestache: say doc, what about pants? 5:59 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: What do you mean 5:59 PM - *Ramary: you mean the pants i am not wearing? 5:59 PM - *Ramary: as of this moment 5:59 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: ...... 5:59 PM - Godtier Ragestache: but today is a good day for me Arcanum entered chat. 5:59 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: Excuse me a momment 6:00 PM - Godtier Ragestache: a I bought some new underwear and it's like the softest thing in the world 6:00 PM - Godtier Ragestache: it's like flannel made out of silk 6:00 PM - Godtier Ragestache: the pants can't even hope to contain the softness Ryong entered chat. 6:00 PM - Arcanum: And I'm back just in time 6:00 PM - Ryong: Hey y'all IHMN entered chat. 6:01 PM - Godtier Ragestache: tonights topic is about pants and the lack thereof 6:01 PM - Godtier Ragestache: Ramary is setting the standard 6:02 PM - IHMN: Pants were only invented to contain ones manhood, like a sheath for a sword 6:03 PM - Godtier Ragestache: sheaths are for pussies who don't know how to use their "swords" 6:03 PM - Arcanum: Hahahaha get it? For pussies. 6:04 PM - Godtier Ragestache: a sword is best sharpened in battle, not in practice 6:05 PM - Arcanum: This metaphor suddenly got awkward with that implication 6:05 PM - Godtier Ragestache: arc, this is NPF 6:05 PM - Godtier Ragestache: if you're not immune to awkward by now, you're doing it wrong 6:05 PM - *Ramary: yeah i was about to say 6:05 PM - *Ramary: i been here only a little while 6:05 PM - *Ramary: and i picked that up already 6:06 PM - Arcanum: Oh no I can dig it, I'm just pointing it out 6:08 PM - Godtier Ragestache: we need more people here so we can have more pants shenanigans Doc_ock_rokc left chat. 6:08 PM - Godtier Ragestache: Doc couldn't handle the tru-I mean pants 6:09 PM - Godtier Ragestache: or maybe he just went onto our PantsCraft server 6:09 PM - Godtier Ragestache: I need to overload the server chests with pants, just to freak out doc 6:12 PM - Arcanum: Oh man, fuck Notch 6:12 PM - Arcanum: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Top_Notch 6:12 PM - Arcanum: He gets his own TF2 hat 6:12 PM - *Ramary: notch is a lazy bastard 6:12 PM - *Ramary: minecraft was not ready for release at all 6:12 PM - Godtier Ragestache: THE FUCK 6:12 PM - Godtier Ragestache: NO 6:12 PM - Godtier Ragestache: NO 6:12 PM - *Ramary: and if i had to buy it for 30 bucks i would strangle the sweedish cunt 6:12 PM - *Ramary: or just not buy it 6:13 PM - Godtier Ragestache: it probably requires you to use the original crafting interface in a specific pattern with refined once it becomes craftable 6:13 PM - Arcanum: Or it will just never become craftable 6:13 PM - *Ramary: it wont be craftable 6:13 PM - Arcanum: It would be neat if they add a minecraft head though 6:13 PM - *Ramary: its notch only 6:14 PM - Arcanum: Like whatever the default one is 6:14 PM - *Ramary: cause 6:14 PM - *Ramary: notch is overloved 6:14 PM - *Ramary: overrated 6:14 PM - *Ramary: whatever 6:14 PM - Godtier Ragestache: the modding community basically took over development for him a long time ago 6:15 PM - Arcanum: Is there a mod for minecraft that makes it so you don't lose all of your items when you die? Because that's the one thing that keeps me from playing the game with enemies 6:15 PM - Arcanum: And since I only play on peaceful, it gets boring real fast 6:16 PM - Godtier Ragestache: I actually have trouble mining on non-peaceful 6:16 PM - Godtier Ragestache: just because I'm such a nervous twitch about monsters coming out of nowhere 6:16 PM - Godtier Ragestache: I nearly shat myself when a skeleton almost hit me while I was building on the server recently InsoMuMuniac entered chat. 6:21 PM - InsoMuMuniac: haha look at that starless loser 6:21 PM - Godtier Ragestache: doesn't even like making names 6:21 PM - Godtier Ragestache: or avatars 6:22 PM - Godtier Ragestache: MuMu, you are aware of tonight's special rule? 6:22 PM - InsoMuMuniac: i never wear pants 6:22 PM - Godtier Ragestache: perfect! 6:22 PM - Godtier Ragestache: Doc was here, but he couldn't handle the lack of pants 6:28 PM - Godtier Ragestache: So, are we going to do any games? 6:28 PM - *Ramary: NO 6:28 PM - *Ramary: THIS IS STEAM NIGHT 6:28 PM - *Ramary: NOT GAME NIGHT 6:28 PM - Godtier Ragestache: I'm open for PantsFortress2, or Left4Pants2 6:28 PM - *Ramary: WE SIT IN STEAM CHAT 6:28 PM - Arcanum: Oh. Man. I totally didn't see that Civ 5 was on sale for $10. 6:29 PM - Godtier Ragestache: FFFFFFF 6:29 PM - Ryong: gmod 6:29 PM - Ryong: single day thing 6:29 PM - Arcanum: $17 for goty edition 6:29 PM - Arcanum: Thing is: I've never played a civ game before 6:29 PM - Arcanum: But I played the demo and liked it 6:29 PM - *Ramary: civ5 was designed for newbies 6:29 PM - Godtier Ragestache: I played an opensource variant of the original 6:29 PM - Godtier Ragestache: drove me near insane 6:30 PM - *Ramary: pissed me off somewhat since some parts were dumbed down from civ4 beyond the sword 6:30 PM - Godtier Ragestache: I eventually allied with my only enemy, then after I advanced far enough that I just started nuking cities 6:31 PM - Arcanum: Eh screw it gonna pass on it. I don't need another ridiculous time sink with exams coming up 6:31 PM - Godtier Ragestache: I think that version was made with the space core in mind, since the ultimate goal is to go to space 6:32 PM - Godtier Ragestache: man, I get so tempted to buy any game that's less than 4 dollars 6:33 PM - Godtier Ragestache: Polynomial is so pretty 6:33 PM - Godtier Ragestache: and if I buy it I won't need to keep up my hallucinogenics habit 6:33 PM - Arcanum: Oh hey polynomial has a demo 6:33 PM - *Ramary: not much to polymail 6:33 PM - Arcanum: yoink 6:33 PM - *Ramary: besides PURRTY 6:33 PM - Godtier Ragestache: it's so pretty my laptop can't take it 6:34 PM - Godtier Ragestache: hence why I couldn't play the demo 6:34 PM - Godtier Ragestache: are any of the FEAR games any good? 6:34 PM - *Ramary: NO 6:34 PM - InsoMuMuniac: the first one is very solid 6:34 PM - *Ramary: well 6:34 PM - Godtier Ragestache: woah woah woah 6:35 PM - InsoMuMuniac: espectacular AI. 6:35 PM - Godtier Ragestache: How does ramary have Dota 2? 6:35 PM - *Ramary: they are okay 6:35 PM - *Ramary: magic! 6:35 PM - Ryong: He got lucky. 6:35 PM - Arcanum: He's in hte beta 6:35 PM - Godtier Ragestache: fuck you, ramary 6:35 PM - Godtier Ragestache: just . . . 6:35 PM - Godtier Ragestache: fuck you 6:35 PM - Arcanum: Also I had fun with Fear 2. But I got it when it was on sale in one of hte other sales for super cheap 6:35 PM - *Ramary: i got 2 beta invites with my valve invite 6:35 PM - *Ramary: that i could give to others 6:36 PM - Godtier Ragestache: I take back the fuck yous 6:36 PM - InsoMuMuniac: others that don't tell you to go fuck yourself 6:36 PM - Godtier Ragestache: I take them all back 6:36 PM - *Ramary: that i gave away to people on 4chan, who were compeltely random 6:36 PM - Godtier Ragestache: on 4chan . . . 6:36 PM - Godtier Ragestache: seriously? 6:36 PM - *Ramary: yes 6:36 PM - *Ramary: i got just cause 2 and mafia 2 from random people on 4chan 6:36 PM - *Ramary: i was giving back 6:37 PM - Godtier Ragestache: I could understand 6:37 PM - Godtier Ragestache: just cause 2 is pretty fun 6:37 PM - Godtier Ragestache: story and dialogue are shit 6:37 PM - *Ramary: i put 40 hours into it 6:37 PM - Godtier Ragestache: but it's fun 6:37 PM - *Ramary: i think 6:37 PM - *Ramary: 32 hours 6:37 PM - *Ramary: which is less then saints row 6:37 PM - Godtier Ragestache: my favorite thing was running over motorcycles with a sportscar 6:37 PM - *Ramary: which after a week was 52 hours 6:38 PM - *Ramary: anyway 6:38 PM - Godtier Ragestache: or taking the Eclipse battle jet 6:38 PM - *Ramary: time to wait 5 hours to find a matach 6:39 PM - Godtier Ragestache: I just turned beta on for my account 6:39 PM - Godtier Ragestache: going to restart and wingwong the whole backlog |
12-02-2011, 06:04 PM | #1258 |
Lakitu
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This is why we have rules against using the NPF pentagram for casual calls.
(14:53:04) (Satan): vaginas are scary
(14:53:09) greed: Read that somewhere, apparently that was the inspiration for the Gaping Dragon from Dark Souls. (14:53:09) (Dickless): I don't need a dick (14:53:09) Smarty_McBarrelp: Nah I just checked, book of revelation totally calls him out as a serpent (14:53:12) (Dickless): Dicks are for pussies. (14:53:20) (Satan): ...well, yes (14:53:26) (Satan): in a sense (14:53:31) Smarty_McBarrelp: Satan what would you offer for my soul (14:53:33) Smarty_McBarrelp: Best offer (14:53:39) (Satan): a big mac (14:53:50) Aldurin: say yes (14:53:51) Smarty_McBarrelp: Do I get fries (14:53:53) greed: A good one? (14:53:53) Smarty_McBarrelp: And a cok (14:53:53) Aldurin: do it, smarty (14:53:55) Smarty_McBarrelp: coke (14:53:56) (Satan): maybe a klondike bar (14:54:03) greed: Or one that's been sitting in the warmer for a while?(14:54:04) Smarty_McBarrelp: I don't know what that is (14:54:27) (Satan): you get fries and a coke, but the coke is from a fountain (14:54:32) ChatBot: Geminex has been logged out (Timeout). (14:54:36) (Satan): and its watered down and tastes vaguely of sprite (14:54:43) Smarty_McBarrelp: Here is your problem Satan- you are too region specific. It's a globalised world. I bet you could get like all the buddhists to sell their soul real easy (14:54:47) Smarty_McBarrelp: And atheists |
12-04-2011, 10:33 PM | #1259 |
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POS is "I'm neglecting my kids" just fyi
Mauve McDiesALot: RickZarber might be around in a little bit for l4d
I'm neglecting my kids for this: cool I'm neglecting my kids for this: Also I take it you got your laptop working again? Mauve McDiesALot: not a laptop, but yes. Mauve McDiesALot: sort of. I'm neglecting my kids for this: sort of? Mauve McDiesALot: the mic/headset jack is still semi-broken, but the malware is gone I'm neglecting my kids for this: You need to show that jack who's boss Mauve McDiesALot: apparently it's not me I'm neglecting my kids for this: It has to be you. I'm neglecting my kids for this: When the made the show "Who's The Boss?" it wasn't about Tony Danza or what's her name I'm neglecting my kids for this: That was the show about Mauve I'm neglecting my kids for this: And how she was the boss. I'm neglecting my kids for this: They just had no idea. Mauve McDiesALot: I NEVER KNEW. I'm neglecting my kids for this: You are the boss. It's you. Mauve McDiesALot: then you're all fired. Mauve McDiesALot: all of you Arcanum: :O I'm neglecting my kids for this: Arcanum: Will I at least get a severance package? Doc_ock_rokc: I get my patent rights back right Mauve McDiesALot: I'm not at liberty to discuss such matters Mauve McDiesALot: all questions must be submitted in writing to the appropriate authorities twenty-four hours in advance Arcanum: Can I use the company time machine to get my questions in yesterday? I'm neglecting my kids for this: Yeah, but then you're just wasting company time Mauve McDiesALot: Are you a certified Company Time Machine Authorized Piolot? Mauve McDiesALot: pilot Mauve McDiesALot: I'm not seeing your name on the list. Arcanum: I helped fiddle with some doohickeys once. Does that count? I'm neglecting my kids for this: What if he went back in time and got a time machine piloting license? Mauve McDiesALot: He'd need the license to go back in time to get the license in order to go back in time. Mauve McDiesALot: to get the license. I'm neglecting my kids for this: Once he has the license from the past, he will go back and get the license Mauve McDiesALot: By then it will already be too late. I'm neglecting my kids for this: There's no such thing as too late in the fourth dimension Arcanum: But we have a time machine! How can we be too late when we have time in our hands? *Ramary: this arguement is meaningless, i had to bring the time machine back to doc brown to get it fixed Mauve McDiesALot: SO THAT'S WHERE IT WENT. *Ramary: so there wont be one for another week anyway I'm neglecting my kids for this: He makes a good point. DeLorean parts are impossible to find nowadays I'm neglecting my kids for this: The only place you can get them is the early 80s Mauve McDiesALot: Great. Future-Me has already come back to warn me about going back to the 80's. Arcanum: But if you don't go back to the 80's you won't know what's so horrible that future you had to come back to warn you about, thus creating a paradox. So really you should go back to the 80's in order to keep the time loop stable I'm neglecting my kids for this: Then you'll just have to go further into the future to warn future-you's future-her about warning you Mauve McDiesALot: Apparently if I do, I'll inadvertantly start an interalactic war. Kareshy: In before a letter that was mailed 100 years ago to be delivered to this exact time at your location Mauve McDiesALot: that's waaaay too much work. I'm neglecting my kids for this: What if we just open up the RAINBOW RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY memo and hope for the best? Mauve McDiesALot: Ugh, I can't stand arguing with my past and future selves. Stupid Future Mauve thinks she so damn great just becasue she knows everything I'm gonna do. Arcanum: Future and past selves never get along. So clearly the only solution here is to play some L4D I'm neglecting my kids for this: Good plan Mauve McDiesALot: ZOMBIES. RickZarber entered chat. Arcanum: That is like the absolute most perfect timing Rick I'm neglecting my kids for this: Apparently yelling ZOMBIES summons Rick RickZarber: Who what now? Mauve McDiesALot: the word ZOMBIES was yelled, and lo and behold, Rick enters chat. Mauve McDiesALot: LIKE MAGIC. Mauve McDiesALot: ZOMBIE YELLING MAGIC RickZarber: Yes. Magic. That was it. Let's go with that and not question it further. Last edited by Arcanum; 12-04-2011 at 10:36 PM. |
12-06-2011, 02:30 AM | #1260 |
Lakitu
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