09-01-2008, 03:40 AM | #1261 |
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Knowing Wolverine he'd win because writers like having Wolverine beat people.
If I were to write it, Dr Who would win like this: "Huh? Who're you, bub?" "I'm not Wolverine. Therefore..." "What does that-" *Wolverine explodes* THE END
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09-01-2008, 03:44 AM | #1262 |
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The Doctor is an over 900 year old entity with the ability to go anywhere in space and time and the whole universe worth of knowledge crammed into his head that can also regenerate. Oh and he has a sonic screwdriver which appears to be able to do anything at all. If Wolverine somehow won the universe would implode on itself sucked into the blackhole that is whatever the hell medium such a story was written on.
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09-01-2008, 03:52 AM | #1263 |
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Technically neither as the fight never occurs due to the Doctor being too preoccupied laughing as Wolverine gets the shit beat out of him by a five year old girl.
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09-01-2008, 10:10 AM | #1264 | |
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First Doctor: The guy was so fragile he spent entire episodes out-of-screen. Wolverine wins.
Second Doctor: Same thing. Third Doctor: Now it gets interesting. To quote Wikipedia: Quote:
I'll leave Fourth, Fifth, Sixth and Eighth to someone else. Seventh Doctor: The Doctor. You know pretty damn well why. Ninth Doctor: He'd be too busy moping about how he lost Gallifrey in the Time War to care. He would accept his demise, so, Wolverine. However, then he'd regenerate, leading to... Tenth Doctor (aka the biggest Deus Ex Machina since the TARDIS): Here's a guy who has connected himself to a telepathy field spanning a planet, delve into one's mind, fly, trap little girls in a mirror, leave an opponent in an inanimate state as a scarecrow, tow an entire planet from beyond the universe, and who knows what else. All it would take for him is to immobilise Wolverine with the help of his Sonic Screwdriver (or maybe leash him with chains made from a star) and then throw him into a black hole. The Doctor wins. |
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09-01-2008, 12:55 PM | #1265 |
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Honestly Wolverines whole entire "Fighting style" is him getting the shit beat out of him till the villain gets tired then going for the finishing blow or just taking the punches till he looks Bad ass then going berserk and the doctor is more of OHSHI-SONIC SCREWDRIVER! RUN! and Deus ex machina moves
in the end the doc buys logan a beer and all is forgiven
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09-03-2008, 04:34 PM | #1266 |
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The Profound Darkness from Phantasy Star IV vs Giygas
Also: Sylvester McCoy's Doctor talks Wolverine into killing himself by jumping into a black hole or something, because that's how he handled shit.
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09-07-2008, 01:39 PM | #1267 | |
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Gonna throw some WoT out, it's a bit spoilery, so if you haven't read the eleventh book keep that in mind.
Rand Al'Thor with the Male Choeden Kal v. Lanfear(pre Eelfinn) with the Female Choeden Kal. Rand Al'Thor (shielded and with both hands still intact) v. Padan Fian And for those of you who haven't read The Wheel of Time, Gandalf the White v. 3rd ed. level 20 Sorcerer
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09-08-2008, 12:06 AM | #1268 |
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The Master from Actraiser in all of his glory vs the world of Nosgoth as it is in Soul Reaver. The Master's goal, of course, is to rebuild humanity and get rid of the various evils that are choking Nosgoth.
As far as Gandalf vs Sorcerer goes; the balors of D&D are pretty much imitation balrogs. Gandalf soloed a balrog. I'm going with him.
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09-08-2008, 12:17 AM | #1269 |
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Gandalf was a Maia which is sort of like a demigod (I'd give him divine rank 0) and in the Simarillion they could kick total ass.
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09-08-2008, 12:28 AM | #1270 |
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I would note that we are specifying Gandalf the White who himself was more powerful than Gandalf the Grey who had originally defeated the Balrog.
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