The Wing Wong strikes back!

[pochercoaster]

(11:32:58) BitVyper: man
(11:33:02) BitVyper: I wish I had a shell bra

[Nikose Tyris]

Nikose said
Locked out of my apartment so chilling on campus

Kerensky says
oh.
why are you locked out? 0.o

Nikose says
My roommate has the only key, and he is downtown getting married still
so I'm just chilling on campus till 5-ish

Kerensky says
crash the wedding
sleep with ALL the bridesmaids
...and the bride

Nikose says
It is a gay wedding
and everyone is male

Kerensky says
...
go to the wedding and steal the key
sleeping with bridesmaids optional
I dunno, I don't judge

[Aldurin]

Aldurin - says
what the fuck is this?
what the FUCK is this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTBgZybSLGg

Nikolas Kneeshaw says
*clicks*
oh god
this shit

Aldurin - says
yes, that's you in a batman suit, random deathmatching mimes while trying to be like batman

Nikolas Kneeshaw says
this is just the worst game
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comment...t_visitor_ive/
this will make everything better

Aldurin - says
when I saw the trailer while waiting to watch another video, I was like "please don't be real"
like dear lord man
take lessons from Insomniac if you're making a comedic game
this is like
just
fuck
yeah, that's cool
Kingdoms of Amalur had a pretty boss demo

Nikolas Kneeshaw says
dude, RA Salvatore
tell me you know about more than Amalur

Aldurin - says
and to know it was based on a world from his books
Nikolas Kneeshaw says
he's the author I grew up with; he's the reason I started playing D&D.
He's my hero.

Aldurin - says
get the game
it's fucking boss

Nikolas Kneeshaw says
I plan to but
you know about other things he did right
like you know Amalur is just the latest bit

Aldurin - says
I haven't followed him that much
though I've hear the name and some of his works mentioned here and there

Nikolas Kneeshaw says
Die forever D:
Go pick up his books for good reading oh my god, most of it's in big fucking collection tomes
he's written more then you can even comprehend

Aldurin - says
well excuse me for not being balls-deep in DnD memorabilia
and the culture
I grew up on platformers and adventure games
Nikolas Kneeshaw says
He's responsible for the death of Chewbacca

Aldurin - says
not dice rollermajigs
and honestly each form of RPG feels like a different form of constipation unless it's done really well
so hopefully you understand my reluctance to throw myself facefirst at shit
I'm still holding it against squeenix for FF13

Nikolas Kneeshaw says
...He wrote the novelization of the Star Wars Movies, the good ones, and wrote expanded universe content. He's not just RPG bullshit.
He's ridiculously talented as a fantasy author, he co-writes books with his kids
like
I can't even begin to explain why I hate your mouth noises right now
and I'm reverting back to wanting to dismiss you as "Fucking Earl"
like that's abd
I, like, never fanboy over people and I'm fanboying here.

Aldurin - says
it's not my fault that I don't worship him

Nikolas Kneeshaw says
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._A._Salvatore

Fucking start!

Aldurin - says
NO

Aldurin - said (12:12 PM)
I have vidya games to play

Nikolas Kneeshaw says
MSN crashed
probably from fanboy

Aldurin - says
and besides I live in the middle of fucking nowhere, where the best bet to find a fantasy group is the night workers at Walmart
literally
that bad

Nikolas Kneeshaw says
I will fucking mail you the books
I don't think you understand how much I fucking love this man

[Doc ock rokc]

Arcanum left chat.
Mauve McDiesALot: ...my horse just teleported itself halfway up a tree. wtf, Skyrim?
I'm neglecting my kids for this: Look at your horse.
I'm neglecting my kids for this: Your horse is amazing
Mauve McDiesALot: STUPID HORSE YOU CAN'T CLIMB TREES IF I CAN'T CLIMB TREES YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS
I'm neglecting my kids for this: The horse has surpassed you in skill.
I'm neglecting my kids for this: He is the true hero of legend.
Mauve McDiesALot: Clearly, the horse is meant to restore peace and order to this land, not me.
I'm neglecting my kids for this: It is as the prophecy fortold.
Mauve McDiesALot: MARE OF LEGENDS
Doc_ock_rokc: The horse doesn't give a fuck
Mauve McDiesALot: great, now the horse ran off again. Who knows where I'll find it this time?
I'm neglecting my kids for this: You should just get a motorcycle.
Doc_ock_rokc: Probobly over the corspe of a dragon
Doc_ock_rokc: because he thinks your moving to slow
Mauve McDiesALot: XD
I'm neglecting my kids for this: I AM TOLD YOU CAN DO ANYTHING IN SKYRIM, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET A MOTORCYCLE
Mauve McDiesALot: No freaking kidding!
I'm neglecting my kids for this: You can get one in WoW, and you can't do jack all in WoW.
Mauve McDiesALot: come on, Skyrim!
I'm neglecting my kids for this: Get it together!
Doc_ock_rokc: You ask the modders
Doc_ock_rokc: and You shall receive
Mauve McDiesALot: oh right, the workshop. I'm sure they'll have some sort of ACTUALLY USEFUL HORSE MOD or something there sooner or later.
Doc_ock_rokc: Your horse is more of a badass then you are
I'm neglecting my kids for this: You must learn to master the horse.
I'm neglecting my kids for this: Lest the horse masters you!
Doc_ock_rokc: stop being a pussy and follow your horse's example
Mauve McDiesALot: I don't even know where it is now. It randomly runs at enemies and kicks them to death, and I just survived a bandit ambush, so who even knows where it decided to go
Doc_ock_rokc: Like I said
Doc_ock_rokc: ITs off killing dragons
Doc_ock_rokc: Because you are not
Mauve McDiesALot: The horse was the Dragonborn the whole time!
Mauve McDiesALot: It whinnies in the language of the ancient dragons!
Doc_ock_rokc: it just needed a pupet that will take all it's attetnion away from it
Mauve McDiesALot: "NEEEIIIIGHHH" means Fus-Roh-Dah.
Mauve McDiesALot: It all makes sense now
Doc_ock_rokc: in the final battle he shall kill the god king of the dragons before you do
Mauve McDiesALot: And the history books shall remember the horse as teh greatest hero of our times, and I'll be remembered as "that random Imperial Lady who tagged along with him"
Doc_ock_rokc: No he shall be the true hero that fades into the dust of time. Biding it so that he and his offspring may be free to prepare for the next confrontation with evil
Doc_ock_rokc: While you get ganked in your sleep by some wanabe
Mauve McDiesALot: Well, at least I get all the money we earn from our adventures and he gets left outside in the rain whenever I go into towns. Smug bastard horse, making me look bad.
Doc_ock_rokc: Are you kidding
Doc_ock_rokc: He is probobly up to his neck in mares
Doc_ock_rokc: while your talking to some guy selling junk as treasures
Mauve McDiesALot: XD
Mauve McDiesALot: oh I found him. He's like fifty feet away, hiding behind a rock here. Or possibly planning an ambush from behind this rock, to destroy any remaining bandits.
Doc_ock_rokc: are you kidding
Doc_ock_rokc: They were running from him
Doc_ock_rokc: OR THEY WERE HIRED BY HIM
Mauve McDiesALot: OH GOD HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME
Doc_ock_rokc: So he could test to see if you where his Rider
Doc_ock_rokc: also I am putting this horse conversation on the forums
Mauve McDiesALot: Because the Tale of the Dragonborn Horse must be read by all?
Doc_ock_rokc: For it is told in the ELDER SCROLLS!
Mauve McDiesALot: THE HORSE OF POWER HAS RETURNED TO SKYRIM, AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD

[Japan]

(01:50:02) Krylo: You must play fatal to understand fatal
(01:50:20) Krylo: BIT BEGIN THE GMENINGINING
(01:50:40) BitVyper: everyone roll 10d10 for boner size in feet
(01:50:57) BitVyper: you too poch
(01:51:04) pocheros: i have the biggest one
(01:51:15) Japan: how do I roll on this thing
(01:51:18) Japan: haha
(01:51:39) ChatBot: POS_Industries logs into the Chat.
(01:51:46) ChatBot: Japan rolls 1d6 and gets 1.
(01:51:51) Japan: hm
(01:51:53) POS_Industries: well done
(01:51:55) BitVyper: hahahahaha
(01:51:59) ChatBot: pocheros rolls 1d6 and gets 6.
(01:52:02) ChatBot: Krylo rolls 1d6 and gets 4.
(01:52:08) ChatBot: POS_Industries rolls 1d6 and gets 5.
(01:52:08) Krylo: lesseee
(01:52:08) pocheros: i told oyu
(01:52:11) pocheros: i have the biggest one
(01:52:11) Krylo: I think it was
(01:52:16) ChatBot: Krylo rolls 10d10 and gets 3,3,10,2,2,1,9,10,3,4.
(01:52:22) Krylo: yeah taht
(01:52:26) pocheros: how do you do that
(01:52:27) ChatBot: greed rolls 1d6 and gets 5.
(01:52:30) Krylo: it's /roll xdy
(01:52:32) BitVyper: those are the sizes for your ten boners
(01:52:37) ChatBot: Japan rolls 10d10 and gets 10,2,5,5,1,8,3,8,3,9.
(01:52:41) ChatBot: pocheros rolls 10d10 and gets 10,7,5,10,9,6,8,4,6,6.
(01:52:48) BitVyper: hahahaha
(01:52:49) ChatBot: greed rolls 1d100 and gets 6.
(01:52:53) greed: Ouch
(01:52:57) pocheros: hahahhaha
(01:52:58) Japan: LULZ
(01:53:02) greed: Just 6 feet
(01:53:08) pocheros: damn
(01:53:16) pocheros: how're you gonna break impenetrable hymens with that?
(01:53:17) BitVyper: greed your boner is not big enough for FATAL
(01:53:22) Japan: wait why would I have 10 boners
(01:53:25) ChatBot: POS_Industries rolls 10d10 and gets 6,10,6,9,4,7,5,8,3,8.
(01:53:26) BitVyper: I said 10d10 because 10 is the minimum length
(01:53:34) BitVyper: also poch has the biggest
(01:53:40) ChatBot: pocheros rolls 1d6 and gets 1.
(01:53:53) POS_Industries: not anymore
(01:54:00) pocheros: it's cold
(01:54:02) pocheros: i can't help it
(01:54:09) BitVyper: you guys are being attacked by vaginargoyles
(01:54:12) BitVyper: roll for penetration
(01:54:12) greed: In Nevada?
(01:54:20) pocheros: yes
(01:54:24) Japan: how do I shot penis?
(01:54:26) ChatBot: greed rolls 1d40 and gets 10.
(01:54:27) ChatBot: POS_Industries rolls 2d6 and gets 2,1.
(01:54:27) pocheros: well
(01:54:28) pocheros: no
(01:54:30) POS_Industries: dammit
(01:54:41) Japan: can I use all ten of my boners?
(01:54:43) BitVyper: Japan, consult your wank table
(01:54:50) BitVyper: and compare it with your dexterity
(01:54:51) pocheros: you cna rape ten people with ten boners
(01:54:53) pocheros: how efficient
(01:54:55) BitVyper: to figure out your strokes per second
(01:55:05) pocheros: or SPS
(01:55:19) BitVyper: then consult your climax threshold
(01:55:24) BitVyper: matrix
(01:55:28) ChatBot: Japan rolls 5d8 and gets 2,5,7,6,2.
(01:55:47) Japan: fuck yeah I took care of the vaginargoyles.
(01:55:47) Krylo: You didn't tell us what to roll, Bit
(01:55:49) Japan: probably
(01:55:54) BitVyper: I realise that isn't nearly enough tables for an authentic FATAL experience
(01:55:56) Krylo: therefore
(01:56:00) ChatBot: Krylo rolls 100d100 and gets 97,88,92,90,9,96,84,63,25,11,60,?99,73,96,6,82,66, 21,5,55,32,7,53,?14,19,32,38,18,79,67,10,27,22,11, ?16,76,69,59,35,97,7,54,84,89,89,9?6,43,6,78,17,62 ,29,94,22,26,22,65?,73,67,93,90,68,47,89,82,16,33, 35?,70,86,70,40,43,46,88,13,37,69,14?,57,51,19,46, 14,78,52,73,91,28,43?,8,26,66,79,63,85,51,80,94,98 .
(01:56:01) BitVyper: but I'm just one man
(01:56:10) BitVyper: hahaha
(01:56:14) ChatBot: pocheros rolls 1d6 and gets 2.
(01:56:17) pocheros: dam
(01:56:22) pocheros: i tried rolling 999d999
(01:56:26) pocheros: it didn't work
(01:56:35) BitVyper: Krylo, you attack a Vaginargoyle
(01:56:35) Krylo: 100d100 is the max
(01:56:35) pocheros: i dont' udnerstand how this thing works
(01:56:38) pocheros: aww
(01:56:47) BitVyper: unforunately its hymen strength is 120
(01:56:52) BitVyper: your attacks fail to penetrate
(01:56:55) greed: roll1d100
(01:56:58) greed: Ugh
(01:57:12) ChatBot: greed rolls 1d100 and gets 21.
(01:57:23) BitVyper: the vaginargoyle begins to eat your boner
(01:57:27) Krylo: but that wasn't actually 100d100, it was one d10000
(01:57:44) Krylo: I missed a few zeros there
(01:57:47) BitVyper: greed, you have to roll for shame every round
(01:57:48) ChatBot: pocheros rolls 100d100 and gets 61,39,25,63,29,22,53,17,17,59,60?,3,31,58,34,69,35 ,45,13,56,48,24,?37,67,90,91,72,92,34,61,93,32,20, ?64,93,13,17,55,73,94,12,80,3,34,1?00,20,35,44,63, 8,59,13,60,59,26,9?1,100,23,78,82,72,81,4,79,48,58 ,9?8,31,20,84,18,90,70,54,74,63,58,3?,22,31,2,63,7 7,98,14,13,58,23,84,?23,72,100,8,27,56,16,94,35,29 ,73.
(01:57:56) BitVyper: because of your six foot boner
(01:58:16) greed: Haha
(01:58:19) BitVyper: okay Krylo, your boner explodes through the vaginargoyle
(01:58:26) BitVyper: but brushes up against POS's
(01:58:26) Japan: can I apply like, an ointment to my boner to get combat bonuses?
(01:58:27) ChatBot: greed rolls 3d30 and gets 7,24,30.
(01:58:36) BitVyper: save against homoeroticism
(01:58:47) Krylo: But I don't want to save against homoeroticism
(01:58:50) Krylo: I want to just
(01:58:53) Krylo: rub oil all over my man chest
(01:58:56) Krylo: and be homoerotic as fuck
(01:58:57) BitVyper: Japan you apply viagra, roll 3d10 and add it to your boner length
(01:59:10) ChatBot: Japan rolls 3d10 and gets 4,9,9.
(01:59:12) BitVyper: guys
(01:59:19) BitVyper: Krylo is in the throes of homoeroticism
(01:59:24) BitVyper: what do you do?
(01:59:31) BitVyper: there are 11 Vaginargoyles remaining
(01:59:34) Japan: throw bibles and porn at him
(01:59:55) pocheros: challenge him to a an oily chets contest
(01:59:59) pocheros: ^chest
(02:00:02) BitVyper: no
(02:00:03) POS_Industries: make a sandwich and refuse to share it while I eat in front of them
(02:00:04) BitVyper: Chets
(02:00:11) BitVyper: just a bunch of college football guys
(02:00:13) BitVyper: named Chet
(02:00:15) BitVyper: all oiled up
(02:00:21) ChatBot: POS_Industries rolls 10d10 and gets 1,5,3,5,1,8,8,9,5,3.
(02:00:29) Japan: can't stop laughing
(02:00:38) pocheros: if we stop responding it's because we're suffocating form laughter
(02:00:50) greed: It's why I'm quiet.
(02:01:01) Krylo: And so we learn that FATAL is actually the best system
(02:01:03) BitVyper: everyone POS' eating makes you hot
(02:01:14) BitVyper: add 1d10 to boner length
(02:01:20) pocheros: mayonnaise squirting everywhere
(02:01:45) BitVyper: POS a vaginargoyle tries to lift you off the ground, but your boner is too heavy
(02:01:47) Japan: I think my boner should be of sufficient length to generate substantial force on impact due to mechanical advantage
(02:01:49) BitVyper: take an attack of opportunity
(02:02:02) ChatBot: POS_Industries rolls 10d10 and gets 2,10,10,4,5,10,3,1,2,9.
(02:02:21) BitVyper: the vaginargoyle's hymen explodes
(02:02:28) POS_Industries: Huzzah!
(02:02:43) BitVyper: roll a grapple check to rape it
(02:02:57) Krylo: Does it literally explode? Does he have to roll damage to his boner?
(02:03:23) BitVyper: no, but he gets gross blood on him
(02:03:30) POS_Industries: ew
(02:03:37) POS_Industries: now I don't want to finish my sandwich
(02:03:45) BitVyper: POS, the gross blood gives you a new fetish
(02:03:59) BitVyper: everyone watching, add 2 points to your fetish pool
(02:05:29) BitVyper: seeing two of their comrades destroyed by your massive (and one modest) boner, the remaining vaginargoyles all split up and attack you
(02:05:37) ChatBot: BitVyper rolls 5d19 and gets 10,8,10,6,10.
(02:05:57) BitVyper: poch, you take 44 damage
(02:06:06) BitVyper: decrease your rigidity by 5
(02:06:07) pocheros: :'
( (02:06:28) Japan: don't you have to recalculate turgidity now?
(02:06:38) BitVyper: two vaginargoyles are fighting over your boner
(02:06:50) ChatBot: BitVyper rolls 5d4 and gets 3,3,3,3,2.
(02:06:56) BitVyper: oh bad luck
(02:07:05) BitVyper: greed, one of the vaginargoyles swallows you whole
(02:07:29) BitVyper: unfortunately your boner size is not enough to weigh it down
(02:07:33) BitVyper: would you like to try a potion?
(02:07:47) greed: I sharpen my boner and thrust my way out
(02:07:59) BitVyper: fortunately you are carrying a whetstone
(02:08:22) BitVyper: the sharpening adds a new derangement to your fetish pool
(02:08:31) BitVyper: you are now turned on by whetstones
(02:08:38) BitVyper: roll for cutting
(02:09:17) ChatBot: greed rolls 1d23 and gets 15.
(02:09:31) BitVyper: Japan you coninue throwing bibles at Krylo, but nothing seems o happen
(02:09:35) BitVyper: his boneris too powerful
(02:09:48) greed: Also I drop it like it's hot while thrusting.
(02:09:49) Japan: well if it can't be Jesused then I give up
(02:10:00) BitVyper: greed you split the hymen in half and fall to the ground
(02:10:05) greed: Maybe let loose a funky beat.
(02:10:05) BitVyper: your sharpened boner sticking into the dirt
(02:10:30) BitVyper: everyone roll a will save to resist spinning greed around on his tiny boner
(02:10:42) pocheros: i borrow viagra from japan to restore rigidity
(02:11:17) ChatBot: Japan rolls 7d5 and gets 3,3,3,3,4,4,5.
(02:11:32) BitVyper: your rigidity is restored, but the vaginargoyles are still attached to your boner
(02:11:33) Krylo: I refuse to resist
(02:11:38) ChatBot: pocheros rolls 7d5 and gets 1,4,3,2,2,1,1.
(02:11:42) Krylo: I'm going to spin him around on his boner
(02:11:43) Krylo: very
(02:11:46) Krylo: homoerotically
(02:11:46) BitVyper: Krylo you spin greed around by his boner
(02:11:58) BitVyper: greed save vs homoeroticism
(02:12:27) BitVyper: krylo your homoerotica levels are dangerously high
(02:12:28) pocheros: i impale both vaginagoyles at once with my mighty boner(s)
(02:12:28) Krylo: Also I am going to tell him that some people prefer plantains to bananas while licking my lips
(02:12:35) BitVyper: if they go over 34 you will become a gay zombie
(02:13:00) ChatBot: Liz logs into the Chat.
(02:13:07) ChatBot: CABAL49 has been logged out (Timeout).
(02:13:18) BitVyper: Liz roll 10d10 for boner size
(02:13:34) pocheros: we're playing FATAL
(02:13:44) Japan: its tots awesome
(02:13:50) BitVyper: you guys see your friend Liz coming to help you
(02:14:26) BitVyper: greed, Krylo is spinning you by your boner, what do you do?
(02:15:02) BitVyper: greed loses his action. The spinning mesmerizes the vaginargoyles
(02:15:08) BitVyper: everyone take an attack of opportunity
(02:15:23) Krylo: "Spin you right round baby right round, like a record baby"
(02:15:38) BitVyper: Krylo roll reflex to avoid greed's balls as he spins
(02:16:00) ChatBot: Krylo rolls 7d6 and gets 1,6,2,4,3,5,6.
(02:16:11) BitVyper: you are hit twice
(02:16:17) BitVyper: raise your homoerotica index by 3
(02:16:41) BitVyper: also you get hair in your teeth
(02:17:02) BitVyper: by the way, the vaginargoyles fly by flapping their vulvas
(02:18:24) Krylo: I suggest that we get some cheddar to go with all that roast beef
(02:18:56) ChatBot: BitVyper rolls 10d20 and gets 13,10,9,8,15,5,18,4,8,15.
(02:19:10) BitVyper: your quip causes two vaginargoyles to immediately die and fall to the ground
(02:19:27) BitVyper: 8 remain
(02:19:40) BitVyper: sorry 7
(02:19:43) BitVyper: greed killed one
(02:20:13) BitVyper: the vaginargoyles decide to change tactics and
(02:20:31) BitVyper: start flying around overhead, spewing mysterious vaginal fluids
(02:20:44) ChatBot: BitVyper rolls 7d4 and gets 1,2,4,1,3,1,2.
(02:20:57) BitVyper: everyone loses 14 rigidity
(02:21:02) BitVyper: POS has gone flaccid
(02:21:18) Krylo: I think really hard about your mom's tits
(02:21:38) BitVyper: Krylo your homoerotica index is lowered by 5
(02:21:47) BitVyper: roll wisdom to try and generate a new fetish for my mother
(02:22:02) BitVyper: otheriw
(02:22:02) ChatBot: Krylo rolls 8d15 and gets 3,13,13,3,10,3,8,11.
(02:22:10) BitVyper: otherwise lose 5 rigidity from horor
(02:22:29) BitVyper: not bad. You successfully give yourself a new fetish
(02:22:37) BitVyper: lose another 4 off your homoerotica index
(02:22:43) BitVyper: rigidity goes up by 5
(02:22:50) BitVyper: add 1d10 to boner length
(02:23:15) BitVyper: roll a will save to resist telling everyone about my mother
(02:23:28) ChatBot: Krylo rolls 8d15 and gets 15,6,15,3,10,2,13,2.
(02:23:47) BitVyper: you fail. Everyone roll a will save against Too Much Information
(02:24:35) BitVyper: too slow. Everyone fails
(02:24:43) ChatBot: BitVyper rolls 5d4 and gets 3,4,1,3,2.
(02:25:01) BitVyper: everyone but krylo loses 13 rigidity
(02:25:08) BitVyper: poch goes flaccid
(02:25:16) BitVyper: her massive boner crashing to the ground
(02:25:33) pocheros: darn
(02:26:03) Japan: this game is HARD
(02:26:12) Japan: eh? eh?
(02:26:13) Krylo: not for poch
(02:26:15) Krylo: bam
(02:26:16) BitVyper: it takes a LONG time to learn
(02:26:27) BitVyper: haha
(02:26:27) Krylo: Greed figured it out pretty shortly
(02:26:29) Krylo: double bam
(02:26:39) BitVyper: poch and POS are shamed by their low stamina
(02:26:44) pocheros: i just don't have this boner business figured out
(02:26:58) BitVyper: the vaginargoyles stifle laughs and tell you it happens to lots of guys
(02:27:07) Krylo: I cast 'fluffer' at POS
(02:27:19) BitVyper: POS' boner is restored
(02:27:28) BitVyper: as a side effect, his homoerotica index is raised by 4
(02:27:44) pocheros: I just learned whata fluffer is today
(02:27:52) BitVyper: hahaha
(02:27:53) pocheros: wooh
(02:28:00) BitVyper: I wonder what that pays
(02:28:08) Krylo: Not nearly enough
(02:28:11) pocheros: that has tyo eb the worst job
(02:28:14) BitVyper: it couldn't be
(02:28:40) BitVyper: I wonder like
(02:28:43) BitVyper: how good they get at it
(02:28:45) BitVyper: like
(02:28:55) Krylo: a pro fluffer
(02:28:58) Krylo: can give a man an erection
(02:29:02) Krylo: from fifty yards
(02:29:02) BitVyper: it's gotta be a skill doing it quickly but JUST enough
(02:29:06) BitVyper: hahahaha
(02:29:06) Krylo: with a single flick of her wrist
(02:29:22) Krylo: but can never get him off
(02:29:24) Krylo: =[
(02:29:26) BitVyper: I wonder if they ever make like
(02:29:28) BitVyper: smalltalk
(02:29:31) pocheros: yeah but you're still jacking people for a living
(02:29:33) BitVyper: while fluffing
(02:29:53) BitVyper: like "hey Pete, how's the wife?"
(02:29:55) Krylo: just hand jobbin' it up while talkin' about the weather
(02:29:58) ChatBot: Smarty_McBarrelp logs into the Chat.
(02:30:02) BitVyper: "you seem tense today"
(02:30:09) Smarty_McBarrelp: jump jump jummp
(02:30:09) BitVyper: Smarty
(02:30:12) BitVyper: roll for boner size
(02:30:20) BitVyper: there are 7 vaginargoyles left
(02:30:21) pocheros: we're playing FATAL
(02:30:27) Smarty_McBarrelp: howw do I do the roll thing
(02:30:34) BitVyper: 10d10
(02:30:38) Japan: I was actually reading the review linked earlier
(02:30:43) pocheros: click on your name then click roll dice type 10d10
(02:30:44) ChatBot: Smarty_McBarrelp rolls 10d10 and gets 3,6,5,7,6,5,7,8,4,6.
(02:30:49) Japan: the game sounds horrible but the people who wrote that review are shit as well
(02:30:57) Japan: I'm kind of confused
(02:31:05) BitVyper: Smarty explodes out of one of the vaginargoyles from behind with his modestly sized boner
(02:31:23) Smarty_McBarrelp: yeah! Hail to the king!
(02:31:25) BitVyper: I just linked the first review I remembered, Japan
(02:31:31) BitVyper: 6 vaginargoyles remain
(02:31:40) BitVyper: Smarty, you see your friend poch is dangerously flaccid
(02:31:40) ChatBot: Japan is now known as (Funka).
(02:31:52) BitVyper: and Krylo is becoming more homoerotic by the second
(02:32:03) (Funka): I all ready tried bibles and porn
(02:32:12) BitVyper: as he spins greed around
(02:32:17) Smarty_McBarrelp: Shoot heroin into your cock poch
(02:32:19) BitVyper: who is stuck in the ground on his sharpened boner
(02:32:33) BitVyper: Smarty is that out of character knowledge?
(02:32:38) pocheros: it's a last ditch attempt
(02:32:45) pocheros: but i try the heroin
(02:32:50) BitVyper: wwe are serious roleplayers here
(02:33:02) Smarty_McBarrelp: my character is a space pimp
(02:33:10) BitVyper: poch, your boner is restored, and explodes to new heights
(02:33:17) pocheros: sweet
(02:33:17) BitVyper: add 4d10 feet to it
(02:33:18) Krylo: I continue to sing 'You Spin Me Around' while spinning Greed
(02:33:20) Smarty_McBarrelp: yessssss
(02:33:30) ChatBot: pocheros rolls 4d10 and gets 9,5,10,10.
(02:33:33) BitVyper: roll to hit one of the vaginargoyles as it shoots out
(02:33:38) BitVyper: hahahahaha
(02:33:39) BitVyper: poch just
(02:33:43) BitVyper: keeps rollin the biggest boner
(02:33:50) pocheros: i told y'all
(02:33:52) pocheros: i have the biggest
(02:33:57) pocheros: it's just getting it hard that's difficult
(02:34:10) BitVyper: Krylo your homoerotica index has reached critical levels
(02:34:12) ChatBot: pocheros rolls 10d10 and gets 7,9,7,9,9,4,2,4,1,2.
(02:34:12) Krylo: But I've done the most damage with mine and I'm spending half my time being homoerotic. Over half.
(02:34:34) Krylo: I'm obviously a skilled swashcockler
(02:34:36) (Funka): mine seems to be completely ineffectual
(02:34:43) Krylo: Just like real life
(02:34:43) BitVyper: pocheros, your boner gets stuck in the hymen of one of the vaginargoyles
(02:34:53) ChatBot: POS_Industries has been logged out (Timeout).
(02:35:00) pocheros: i apply lubricant
(02:35:11) BitVyper: you can't reach the end of your boner
(02:35:20) (Funka): I'll do it then
(02:35:27) pocheros: can i enlist osmeone elses' help
(02:35:32) BitVyper: Funka runs up your boner to apply lubricant
(02:35:33) pocheros: oh i alreayd have some help
(02:35:42) pocheros: funka's always got my back
(02:35:46) pocheros: and boner
(02:35:47) Krylo: I watch intently
(02:35:49) BitVyper: add 5 to your homoerotica index, both of you
(02:36:12) BitVyper: Krylo, roll a fort save or become a ManEater
(02:36:24) ChatBot: Krylo rolls 1d2 and gets 2.
(02:36:53) BitVyper: everyone you see your friend in the final stages of homoerotica
(02:36:58) BitVyper: he lets out a piercing howl
(02:37:09) BitVyper: and swings his boner around
(02:37:11) pocheros: dying from laughter again
(02:37:22) BitVyper: the vaginargoyles cease attacking you, Krylo
(02:37:36) BitVyper: instinctively recognizing that you are no longer their enemy
(02:37:53) BitVyper: you have become Wendigo
(02:37:56) BitVyper: the man eater
(02:38:34) Krylo: I act sassy and sing 'she's a man eater'
(02:38:34) BitVyper: Funka, as you apply lubricant, the vagina closes around you
(02:38:38) BitVyper: roll grapple
(02:38:56) ChatBot: (Funka) rolls 7d9 and gets 5,7,7,9,6,7,4.
(02:39:01) BitVyper: the other vaginargoyles join you as backup dancers, Thriller style
(02:39:25) BitVyper: you successfully force the vulva apart
(02:39:41) BitVyper: Poch your boner is freed
(02:39:50) BitVyper: but you have a dangerous new opponent
(02:40:35) BitVyper: Smarty would you like to attack the wendigo/\
(02:40:43) Krylo: I notice Liz seems to be defenseless and strike
(02:41:14) Krylo: with a flirtatious line
(02:41:28) BitVyper: caught unawares, Liz is defenseless against your flirtation
(02:41:43) BitVyper: advance to second base
(02:42:10) (Funka): so is that stolen or a ground rule double? I don't have that chart.
(02:42:38) BitVyper: you should have the tables memorized
(02:42:44) BitVyper: it's only 900 pages
(02:42:53) Krylo: I suggest a night on the town, and clarify by town I mean my dick.
(02:42:58) Krylo: and wink
(02:43:01) Krylo: salaciously
(02:43:10) BitVyper: guys, Liz is in danger
(02:43:29) (Funka): its not the kind of danger that gigantic cocks can solve I think
(02:43:58) BitVyper: then all is lost
(02:44:10) (Funka): I try to distract the Wendigo with a Dulce and Gabbana catalog
(02:44:20) BitVyper: Krylo, will save
(02:44:25) pocheros: ^dolce
(02:44:38) Krylo: roll 7d15
(02:44:42) ChatBot: Krylo rolls 7d15 and gets 10,1,3,12,1,8,13.
(02:44:45) BitVyper: poch, lose 4 rigidity for anal retentiveness
(02:44:53) BitVyper: ouch, two 1s
(02:45:00) pocheros: my boner is so sensitive
(02:45:03) BitVyper: you fail your will save and are mesmerized
(02:45:38) Krylo: I think really hard about what funka would look like in these clothes
(02:45:41) BitVyper: the vaginargoyles are distracted
(02:46:03) (Funka): with the threat momentarily neutralized I attempt to defeat the vaginargoyles by locating their weak spot
(02:46:04) pocheros: this is the fourth result for google images search dolce and gabbanna. http://www.wallpapersweb.com/dat?a/m...bbana%?209.jpg
(02:46:07) BitVyper: Funka, Krylo is eyeballing you strangely
(02:46:32) BitVyper: everyone add 5 to your homoerotica index for that link
(02:47:00) (Funka): man I want their hair
(02:47:06) Krylo: I move on to thinking about what he would look like outside of these clothes
(02:47:40) (Funka): I have located the clitoris! Time to strike!
(02:47:57) BitVyper: Funka, add 3d10 to your hit roll
(02:48:08) ChatBot: (Funka) rolls 17d10 and gets 1,5,7,5,7,1,2,5,9,8,3,9,6,7,9,10?,3.
(02:48:23) BitVyper: critical hit
(02:48:33) (Funka): you mean CLITICAL
(02:48:42) pocheros: that was so bad it hurt
(02:48:43) BitVyper: you skewer the vaginargoyle on your boner
(02:49:00) BitVyper: one more vaginargoyle drops to the ground, killed by your pun
(02:49:26) BitVyper: Krylo, will save to come out of your trance
(02:49:27) (Funka): I take the other 5 out for a nice seafood dinner and NEVER CALL THEM AGAIN
(02:49:34) Krylo: I attempt to break free of the mesmerizing effect of the catalog by imagining peeling the clothes with in it off of funka
(02:49:53) BitVyper: you successfully break the trance and notice that Funka is turned around
(02:50:07) Krylo: I attempt a flanking attack
(02:50:19) BitVyper: Funka, roll 5d20 for your dangerous gambit
(02:50:40) BitVyper: Krylo's attack will resolve when you are finished
(02:50:40) ChatBot: (Funka) rolls 5d20 and gets 17,10,17,9,19.
(02:51:14) BitVyper: 3 Vaginargoyles are consumed with body-image issues
(02:51:27) pocheros: ahahahahaha
(02:51:33) BitVyper: but no sooner have you defeated them than you feel something strike you from behind
(02:51:40) BitVyper: Krylo roll your attack
(02:51:50) ChatBot: Krylo rolls 15d10 and gets 7,9,6,2,7,7,7,10,8,2,4,3,8,6,4.
(02:52:02) BitVyper: +1d10 because Funka is unbalanced by the vaginargoyle skewered on his boner
(02:52:10) ChatBot: Krylo rolls 1d10 and gets 8.
(02:52:13) BitVyper: 4 7s
(02:52:20) BitVyper: you get lucky
(02:52:27) (Funka): ha ha
(02:52:32) BitVyper: Funka your pants explode
(02:52:59) pocheros: I imagine that in the same manner as fist of the north star except wioth pants
(02:53:18) pocheros: needs a gif
(02:53:26) (Funka): I have struck one of your secret pressure points, the asshole.
(02:53:42) BitVyper: Kru
(02:53:50) BitVyper: Krylo, lower your rigidity by 3
(02:53:59) BitVyper: if you continue this attack too long, you are in danger of going flaccid
(02:54:42) Krylo: I tell funka that it is okay to enjoy it
(02:54:56) BitVyper: Funka roll will vs homoerotica
(02:55:03) (Funka): http://aznbadger.files.wordpress?.co...ata.gif?w=?406 like this but with cocks
(02:55:05) BitVyper: poch, the remaining vaginargoyles attack you
(02:55:36) ChatBot: (Funka) rolls 82d17 and gets 12,14,3,2,4,17,17,10,15,3,5,6,1,?14,3,16,1,11,11,6 ,15,10,15,7,3,7,?5,13,14,6,10,7,13,14,7,13,5,8,7,5 ?,5,14,17,2,17,3,12,2,5,13,12,14,3?,7,7,14,12,10,1 7,4,14,8,7,5,15,13?,12,15,7,8,4,8,13,14,1,15,13,2, 6,?8,10,4.
(02:56:01) pocheros: i tell the vaginagoyles that they are fat and need to diet more
(02:56:13) BitVyper: your homoerotica index increases by 2, Funka
(02:56:18) pocheros: also ugly
(02:56:37) Krylo: I tell funka that only a man can truly understand a man's body and how to please it
(02:57:20) Smarty_McBarrelp: I pee on everybody
(02:57:26) (Funka): I smoke several cigarettes and vow to say this happened in college
(02:57:53) BitVyper: unfortunately poch, the remaining vaginargoyles already have body image issues, and are willing to settle for you
(02:57:56) BitVyper: they continue attacking
(02:58:06) BitVyper: Smarty your attack does massive damage
(02:58:09) BitVyper: everyone take a new fetish
(02:58:18) pocheros: i offer to takew them shoe shopping
(02:58:18) (Funka): beards
(02:58:38) pocheros: cars
(02:58:38) Krylo: Turning straight men gay.
(02:58:51) pocheros: can i change that to relevant degrees?
(02:58:59) BitVyper: hahaha
(02:59:05) BitVyper: he does actually have the degrees
(03:00:01) Krylo: I use wendigo spell like ability aura of homosexuality to make those near me gayer
(03:00:26) BitVyper: I think that raises everyone's index the rest of the way except Smarty
(03:00:29) BitVyper: because he came in later
(03:00:34) (Funka): I use the "I'm just metrosexual" kata
(03:00:35) BitVyper: everyone roll a fort save
(03:00:47) BitVyper: oh, Funka manages to avert the damage
(03:00:50) ChatBot: (Funka) rolls 17d12 and gets 7,1,7,10,12,5,1,4,6,7,4,2,3,9,3,?2,10.
(03:00:50) ChatBot: pocheros rolls 15d10 and gets 5,10,8,6,4,2,9,5,3,10,7,2,3,8,8.
(03:01:03) BitVyper: poch, unfortunately, succumbs
(03:01:15) BitVyper: you now have a second wendigo on your hands
(03:01:23) BitVyper: poch you feel reborn
(03:01:31) pocheros: i knew i was a dyke
(03:01:52) BitVyper: poch and kry
(03:01:57) BitVyper: save vs being disowned by your parents
(03:02:10) ChatBot: Krylo rolls 1d6 and gets 6.
(03:02:17) ChatBot: pocheros rolls 1d6 and gets 3.
(03:02:23) BitVyper: Krylo your parents accept you for who youare
(03:02:34) BitVyper: Poch you are written out of the will and crossed out of every photo
(03:02:38) Smarty_McBarrelp: I think about sexy ladies
(03:02:52) pocheros: like my parents were rich enough to have a will
(03:02:55) BitVyper: Smarty's holy aura activatew
(03:02:55) pocheros: haha
(03:02:56) BitVyper: s
(03:02:56) Krylo: I dress like a sexy lady to confuse and arouse the remaining non-wendigos
(03:03:06) BitVyper: any wendigos standing near him take 5 holy damage
(03:03:26) pocheros: i diguise myself as an adrogynous looking male
(03:03:29) BitVyper: roll disguise to hide your massive boners
(03:03:35) pocheros: and attempt to seduce funka
(03:03:42) ChatBot: Krylo rolls 2d10 and gets 2,3.
(03:03:52) BitVyper: Krylo you fail to tuck it in
(03:03:59) ChatBot: pocheros rolls 1d6 and gets 3.
(03:04:00) Krylo: I cast Sweet Transvestite
(03:04:06) Krylo: and wink at Smarty
(03:04:11) BitVyper: your disguise is defeated by unfortunate bulge
(03:04:19) pocheros: hahaha
(03:04:35) BitVyper: poch, your bulge is less noticeable, but more acceptable because you are posing as male
(03:04:47) (Funka): I start yelling "I don't swing that way bro" and justify my collection of John Mayer cds by saying "its for the chicks"
(03:05:05) BitVyper: Funka roll a rationalization check
(03:05:12) BitVyper: and save vs reevaluating your life
(03:05:20) Krylo: I point out that he has a huge boner while flirting with a dude
(03:05:21) ChatBot: (Funka) rolls 13d14 and gets 6,7,9,13,9,3,14,6,11,6,5,9,6.
(03:05:28) BitVyper: unfortunately you threw out all your bibles earlier
(03:05:31) Krylo: in an attempt to add a negative modifier to his roll
(03:05:47) BitVyper: ouch, with that, and the low roll
(03:05:58) BitVyper: Funka, start to consider alternative lifestyles
(03:06:09) pocheros: i persuade funka wiht this http://www.kickette.com/files/20?10/...un?derwear.jpg
(03:06:10) BitVyper: this guy is making a lot of sense
(03:06:32) BitVyper: those guys have dumb looks on their faces
(03:06:41) pocheros: yeah hahaha
(03:06:44) BitVyper: Funka, your homoerotica index goes down by three
(03:06:58) pocheros: i wasn't really looking at thier faces though
(03:07:31) (Funka): I decide that I should live life as a traveling musician and take the remaining vaginargoyles on as itinerant groupies
(03:07:47) pocheros: OT, but man dolce and gabbana ads are hilarious http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BFnBIJ?XlI.../s1600/232.JPG
(03:07:48) BitVyper: Funka multiclasses bard
(03:08:00) BitVyper: the vaginargoyles are pacified
(03:08:09) BitVyper: everyone gets 23120 xpd
(03:08:11) BitVyper: xp
(03:08:45) BitVyper: the king comes out of hiding, raising the flag on his boner
(03:08:59) BitVyper: would you like to loot the vaginargoyles?
(03:09:03) Smarty_McBarrelp: I try to steal his crown
(03:09:08) (Funka): I put all my XP into buying pants that don't explode
(03:09:08) Smarty_McBarrelp: the source of his power
(03:09:15) pocheros: seriously guys http://www.whats-wrong-with-the-?zoo...ail.jpg?9d7bd4
(03:09:52) pocheros: http://guilloubo.free.fr/wordpre?ss/...01x%281%29.jpg
(03:09:55) BitVyper: Smarty roll sleight of boner
(03:10:13) ChatBot: Smarty_McBarrelp rolls 4d100 and gets 99,59,38,21.
(03:10:33) BitVyper: the king doesn't seem to notice as you slip the crown off his boner and onto yours
(03:10:45) BitVyper: the crown gives you +10 resistance to homoerotica
(03:10:53) Smarty_McBarrelp: hail to the king!
(03:10:57) Krylo: I flirt shamelessly with the king
(03:11:13) (Funka): I pack up my tour bus and hit the road
(03:11:14) BitVyper: you can also use it for autoerotic asphyxiation

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Cri?s?n: I
Cri?s?n: Ugh
Cri?s?n: Today
Cri?s?n: Just
Karesh: Like riding on a train
Karesh: when suddenly you realize everyone else is on their way to a sumo convention?
Cri?s?n: Exactly

[RobinStarwing]

(20:51:51) RobinStarwing: Well, here is something all your STO players should go tell Cryptic/whoever to implement next

(20:52:03) Loyal: Why?

(20:52:04) RobinStarwing: Make the Tamarians a playable race for either faction

(20:52:13) Flarecobra: Who?

(20:52:18) RobinStarwing waits to see who is the biggest Trek nerd in the room
(20:52:24) RobinStarwing: Just wait
(20:52:33) RobinStarwing: They were on an episode of TNG

(20:52:34) Loyal: I'm not entirely convinced Cryptic takes any feedback from their customers at all.

(20:52:35) Flarecobra: *Star trek Wiki*

(20:52:43) Grimpond: one of the original space marine legions

(20:52:54) Loyal: (the why was directed at Robin)

(20:52:58) RobinStarwing: Don't ruin it Flare!!!

(20:53:06) Grimpond: oh

(20:53:09) Flarecobra: Oh, those stupid things

(20:53:16) RobinStarwing: They weren't stupid

(20:53:32) Flarecobra: Yes they are

(20:53:37) RobinStarwing: That was one of the best TNG episodes made besides the one with Data's Daughter

(20:53:50) Grimpond: were you saying who to me or rob

(20:53:55) Flarecobra: I mean, a language based off of entire metaphors? What the fuck?

(20:54:13) Intern_Nin: Seriously?

(20:54:21) Flarecobra: Yes

(20:54:39) Intern_Nin: I just
(20:54:46) Intern_Nin: I need a moment

(20:54:50) Flarecobra: http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/?Tamarian

(20:56:09) Donomni: Yo.

(20:56:22) Intern_Nin: Oh my goodness.

(20:56:23) RobinStarwing: Dono, settle this
(20:56:43) RobinStarwing: Would you consider it stupid for an entire race to speak it's language in full metaphor

(20:56:51) Shyria_Dracnoir: man, those guys plus the good guy aliens from Galaxy Quest would be a depressingly hilarious meeting
(20:56:52) Loyal: I would.

(20:57:03) Shyria_Dracnoir: since the aliens there have ZERO concept of metaphor or fiction

(20:57:25) Donomni: I'd find it... funny, I guess. Probably not entirely feasible, though.

(20:57:51) Intern_Nin: Funny? No, this is hilarious.

(20:58:16) Loyal: How exactly does one develop a language entirely composed of metaphor.

(20:58:28) RobinStarwing: Unfortunately...Shyria is right
(20:58:39) RobinStarwing: With Myths and Legends

(20:58:56) Shyria_Dracnoir: the wiki says its because of their redonkulous brain structure and educational setup

(20:59:16) Shyria_Dracnoir: and apparently math is communicated through music instead of metaphor

(20:59:48) RobinStarwing: It would be like me telling you like "Hercules, his trials done"

(21:00:28) Kyanbu_The_Legen: hey terex

(21:00:36) RobinStarwing: Hey Terex

(21:00:40) Terex4: hey hey

(21:01:01) Flarecobra: Hi

(21:01:24) RobinStarwing: Loyal?

(21:01:28) Terex4: hi

(21:02:19) Krylo: But how would they DEVELOP a language of metaphor? Like, you'd need
something that means a thing to use it as a metaphor for something it doesn't mean

(21:02:34) Flarecobra: Exactly

(21:02:35) Krylo: So you'd need a normal not-entirely-metaphor language to draw metaphors from

(21:02:41) Flarecobra: THAT'S why it's a bad idea

(21:04:15) RobinStarwing: Okay, let me go beat my head on the why of this for a minute

(21:04:44) Grimpond: like, what kind of storied history would they need over the millions of years of evolution to reach a point where a metaphor language was even more feasible than just, fuckin talking

(21:05:02) Red_Mage_Black: Maybe it was just an evolution of a language they already had.
(21:05:11) Red_Mage_Black: Er
(21:05:25) Red_Mage_Black: That's what I get when I don't read the other person's explanation.

(21:06:01) Loyal: Develop language -> Develop language to the point where you have metaphors and shit -> Abandon all aspects of language that aren't metaphor.
(21:06:02) Loyal: I just..
(21:06:05) Loyal: Don't...
(21:06:06) Loyal: Why.

(21:06:24) Terex4: I think at best you'd have a language of nothing but shitty analogies

(21:06:51) Loyal: Also, are there no similes, or allegories?

(21:07:03) Grimpond: apparently not

(21:07:14) RobinStarwing: Is the episode online somewhere?

(21:07:20) Loyal: Do the component words of a given metaphor have no meaning on their own?

(21:07:45) Grimpond: I dunno

(21:07:48) Terex4: they would have to wouldn't they? Otherwise no one would understand the metaphor

(21:07:53) RobinStarwing: There are some pieces of it on Youtube

(21:07:58) Loyal: But that's the thing!

(21:08:00) Flarecobra: http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumbl?r_m...r7dq21_500.jpg

(21:08:04) Terex4: Unless the phrases took the place of the individual words

(21:08:19) Red_Mage_Black: That'd be one LONG conversation.

(21:08:21) Flarecobra: ..

(21:08:30) Loyal: Like if the component words mean something on their own then there must by definition be a way to communicate ideas without metaphor.

(21:08:31) Donomni: afk a sec.

(21:08:36) Grimpond: hahahaha

(21:08:38) Flarecobra: http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumbl?r_m...r7dq21_500.jpg

(21:08:38) Grimpond: nice flare
(21:08:59) Grimpond: but according to robin, there isnt

(21:09:00) Loyal: Blarghalsiejklsdfjl.

(21:09:11) Grimpond: so dont put too much thought into it?

(21:09:39) Loyal: Robin - F--KING Robin - put the thought in my head.
(21:09:44) Loyal: I can't unthink it now.

(21:10:27) Kyanbu_The_Legen: hey poch

(21:10:31) Terex4: hi Poch

(21:10:33) Red_Mage_Black: Well, I think it's clever at least.

(21:10:38) pocheros: hello

(21:10:49) Grimpond: the language thing?
(21:10:50) Grimpond: no
(21:10:52) Grimpond: not really

(21:11:04) Red_Mage_Black: Well, it certainly is unique.

(21:11:12) Grimpond: yes
(21:11:14) Grimpond: it is that

(21:11:22) RobinStarwing: Actually Loyal...blame my mother.
(21:11:26) RobinStarwing: She had the episode on

(21:11:27) Loyal: That is not necessarily a good quality!

(21:11:28) Grimpond: no
(21:11:31) Grimpond: its not her fault

(21:11:32) RobinStarwing: And it is one of my favs

(21:11:35) Grimpond: you brought it up

(21:11:50) Red_Mage_Black: Well, metaphor isn't the only part of the language. It's the gestures as well.

(21:11:59) Grimpond: ...

(21:12:04) RobinStarwing: The Tamarians do gesture

(21:12:05) Flarecobra: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumbl?r_m...c7iro1_500.jpg

(21:12:06) Red_Mage_Black shrugs

(21:12:07) RobinStarwing: when speaking

(21:12:26) pocheros: haha

(21:12:31) Red_Mage_Black: Guess it would help get across what you mean.

(21:12:32) Terex4: *srk*

(21:12:34) Kyanbu_The_Legen: lol

(21:12:37) Loyal: Hah.

(21:12:37) RobinStarwing: Yes

(21:12:40) Grimpond: hahaha

(21:12:43) Flarecobra: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumbl?r_m...jhuro1_500.jpg

(21:12:53) Grimpond: its still f--king stupid and pointless

(21:12:54) RobinStarwing: Trying to change the subject Flare?

(21:13:11) Kyanbu_The_Legen: XD

(21:13:15) Red_Mage_Black: Oh man

(21:13:35) Flarecobra: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumbl?r_m...40vyo1_500.jpg
(21:13:54) Flarecobra: What gives you that idea?

(21:14:03) Kyanbu_The_Legen: XD

(21:14:17) Grimpond: the fact that robin is talking

(21:15:02) Flarecobra: http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumbl?r_m...gupbo1_500.jpg

(21:15:12) Grimpond: aahnahahahaha

(21:15:22) Terex4: >.>

(21:15:25) RobinStarwing: How the hell does one do that?

(21:15:27) Terex4: where did you find that photo

(21:15:32) Kyanbu_The_Legen: f--k why won't it play? XD

(21:15:36) Donomni: Stupid SNES not being forwards or cross-company compatible.

(21:15:40) Flarecobra: Tumblr.

(21:15:40) Donomni: Also, back.

(21:15:46) Grimpond: blow on the cartridge

(21:15:49) Flarecobra: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumbl?r_m...asw3o2_500.jpg

(21:16:12) Shyria_Dracnoir: leezord!

(21:16:13) RobinStarwing: Um...how do you do up a chatlog?

(21:16:22) Grimpond: seriously

(21:16:23) Loyal: ...copy, past, insert linebreaks.

(21:16:24) Red_Mage_Black: Copy + Paste

(21:16:27) Loyal: paste*

(21:16:29) Grimpond: you're asking how to save text

(21:16:31) RobinStarwing: Because the whole thing from start to finish I think is pretty damn good

(21:16:32) Grimpond: f--kin text

(21:16:45) RobinStarwing: Just in case I don't have it from start to finish
(21:16:48) RobinStarwing: On my window here

(21:16:50) Kyanbu_The_Legen: lol

(21:16:52) Krylo: If you think it's good, it's probably terrible

(21:17:10) Loyal: F--k this I'm getting food.

(21:17:11) Grimpond: http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/k...almx2combo.gif

(21:17:26) pocheros: token is very gifable

[CABAL49]

I have a Tamarian badge in STO. Temba,his arms wide.

[01d55]

(00:35:09) BitVyper: I really want to see less form fitting armour
(00:35:11) BitVyper: like
(00:35:17) BitVyper: they had the pot bellies for a reason
(00:35:32) 01d55: You know what I want to see?
(00:35:40) 01d55: A different Legion model for FemShep
(00:35:58) Lex: say what
(00:36:05) 01d55: Legion's model uses a piece of BroShep's N7 armor.
(00:36:48) 01d55: Like, they literally found a chunk of Shepard's armor and used it to partial repair itself
(00:37:00) Krylo: <cosplay spam>
(00:37:12) 01d55: but they only modeled Legion once, so it doesn't match up with FemShep's armor
(00:37:30) Krylo: You are the only person who noticed that
(00:37:47) Lex: Dang
(00:37:50) Krylo: Like that is the most super minor thing
(00:37:57) Lex: No, it makes sense
(00:38:02) BitVyper: yeah but it would be kind of hilarious
(00:38:07) BitVyper: if Legion had a tit
(00:38:09) BitVyper: for Femshep
(00:38:16) Krylo: also this one's for Liz: <more cosplay spam>
(00:38:21) Lex: i was super confused as to why Legion looked like it had random armor
(00:38:29) Liz: Nice
(00:38:32) BitVyper: 'cause it was the chest bit,right?
(00:38:33) Lex: Approval.
(00:38:33) 01d55: So they should have made a second Legion model to reflect FemShep's different armor, and the characters (e.g. Shepard) who erroneously use the pronoun "he" to refer to Legion would use "she" instead
(00:39:12) 01d55: Because yes, it was a piece of the chest, and Legion would have had a tit

[BitVyper]

Guys! Smarty is building me a bike!

(13:37:30) Professor_Smarmi: How fast do you want your bike
(13:41:28) BitVyper: super fast
(13:41:31) BitVyper: wait no
(13:41:34) BitVyper: super duper fast
(13:41:37) Professor_Smarmi: My bike will be at least 5D
(13:41:53) BitVyper: can we do 6?
(13:41:59) Professor_Smarmi: Oh man, super duper fast. I may need to ignore some regulations
(13:42:19) Professor_Smarmi: I've run the numbers on 6 but I havenever found a power source big enough
(13:42:30) BitVyper: I want to go so fast that I simultaneously exist in all places at once
(13:42:34) BitVyper: I can peddle really hard
(13:42:50) BitVyper: like
(13:42:54) BitVyper: really really hard
(13:43:13) Professor_Smarmi: Ok, I'll need to paint it rainbow coloured
(13:43:18) Professor_Smarmi: Cause only rainbows are that fast