Corrupted Wishes - Page 13

Rejected Again · 07-23-2010, 02:42 AM

Granted, you get all my old ones. (No kidding, I got like 3 boxes of the damn things still.)

I wish Thad was not such a megalomaniacal jerk.

Thadius · 07-23-2010, 04:09 AM

Grant-

Whoa what the heck just happened? I feel as though...someone went back in time and messed with my-

ALERT. ALERT. ALTERNATE TIMELINE DIVERGING. SENDING 'REJECTED AGAIN' TO THE ALTERNATE TIMELINE SO AS TO PRESERVE THE CURRENT ONE. PLEASE BRACE YOURSELF AS NORMALACY REASSERTS ITSELF.

Okay whew that was interesting for lack of a better word. Oh. A wish. Ummmm...

I wish that, right before I die, my mind would be uploaded into the Internet. ALL OF IT.

Arhra · 07-23-2010, 05:29 AM

Skynet kicks your ass!

I wish for an immortal cyborg body.

(I mean, I know I could just wait for it, but I want one now.)

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 07-23-2010, 05:36 AM

Granted, you are now a member of the Necron race. Have fun being a mindless, soulless slave for all eternity.

I wish they brought back Firefly.

KeienSlayer · 07-23-2010, 08:42 AM

They do, but it follows after the movie. (No spoilers, but you should know what happens at the end to make it much less fun)

I wish that I didn't need to sleep.

krogothwolf · 07-23-2010, 11:24 AM

Granted, except the reason you can't sleep is because the image of the sun is all you can see. Even when you close your eyes all you see is the sun blazing in front of you keeping you awake because of the intensity of the light won't allow you to fall into a slumber, you become a zombie like person, shambling around and moaning about the light. Everyone will shun you forever!

I wish that the next wisher would explode into a million pieces in a painfully excruciating death then be reborn as another Thad!

Brainmeats · 07-23-2010, 12:55 PM

Granted. Unfortunately for you, guts were blasted all over you, causing you to be extremely sick and faint like a little girl... And the Thad that I turned into was the Thaddeus of the Bible and I start hitting you over the head with thou shalt nots.

I wish I had more coffee.

Rejected Again · 07-23-2010, 01:19 PM

Granted! All the water lines in your house are hooked up to a coffee machine. You now shower in burning hot coffee.

I wish my Les Paul was fixed.

Thadius · 07-23-2010, 02:24 PM

Granted! Unfortunately, you neglected to mention when you wanted it fixed. As such, 70 years from now, when it is sitting in the dump because you couldn't fix it yourself, the Les Paul magically fixes itself. A nearby dump worker picks it up, polishes it off, sells it on Ebay, and makes a fortune.

I wish for these, right here, right now.

Bard The 5th LW · 07-23-2010, 02:45 PM

Granted! Upon eating/drinking the Coffee Brownies, you reach an odd state of temporal nirvana. Time stops around you. All action, including aging and motion, ceases around you for eternity. You find yourself incapable of dieing.

Enjoy.

I wish school was cooler and more efficient at the same time.

07-23-2010, 04:09 AM	#122
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	Grant- Whoa what the heck just happened? I feel as though...someone went back in time and messed with my- ALERT. ALERT. ALTERNATE TIMELINE DIVERGING. SENDING 'REJECTED AGAIN' TO THE ALTERNATE TIMELINE SO AS TO PRESERVE THE CURRENT ONE. PLEASE BRACE YOURSELF AS NORMALACY REASSERTS ITSELF. Okay whew that was interesting for lack of a better word. Oh. A wish. Ummmm... I wish that, right before I die, my mind would be uploaded into the Internet. ALL OF IT. __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.

07-23-2010, 05:29 AM	#123
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	Alternative option: "You took a very long time to die." Skynet kicks your ass! I wish for an immortal cyborg body. (I mean, I know I could just wait for it, but I want one now.) __________________ This post is a good source of Ara ara, ufufu.* *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

07-23-2010, 08:42 AM	#125
KeienSlayer The guy who did the thing Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Pacific Northwest Posts: 56	They do, but it follows after the movie. (No spoilers, but you should know what happens at the end to make it much less fun) I wish that I didn't need to sleep. __________________ Searching for a properly witty and elegant quote. Apply within.

07-23-2010, 11:24 AM	#126
krogothwolf Fetched the Candy Cane! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,278	Granted, except the reason you can't sleep is because the image of the sun is all you can see. Even when you close your eyes all you see is the sun blazing in front of you keeping you awake because of the intensity of the light won't allow you to fall into a slumber, you become a zombie like person, shambling around and moaning about the light. Everyone will shun you forever! I wish that the next wisher would explode into a million pieces in a painfully excruciating death then be reborn as another Thad! __________________ Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge ╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗ ║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣ ║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝ ╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝

07-23-2010, 12:55 PM	#127
Brainmeats Master of Sword-Chuckery Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: On the MS River Posts: 68	Granted. Unfortunately for you, guts were blasted all over you, causing you to be extremely sick and faint like a little girl... And the Thad that I turned into was the Thaddeus of the Bible and I start hitting you over the head with thou shalt nots. I wish I had more coffee. __________________ Bees Like Honey. :fighter: Sound has color now!!! :fighter:

07-23-2010, 02:24 PM	#129
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	Granted! Unfortunately, you neglected to mention when you wanted it fixed. As such, 70 years from now, when it is sitting in the dump because you couldn't fix it yourself, the Les Paul magically fixes itself. A nearby dump worker picks it up, polishes it off, sells it on Ebay, and makes a fortune. I wish for these, right here, right now. __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.

07-23-2010, 02:45 PM	#130
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Granted! Upon eating/drinking the Coffee Brownies, you reach an odd state of temporal nirvana. Time stops around you. All action, including aging and motion, ceases around you for eternity. You find yourself incapable of dieing. Enjoy. I wish school was cooler and more efficient at the same time.