11-16-2012, 09:49 PM | #1291 |
Kawaii-ju
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Livestream chat, in which we discuss the finer points of elf biology
Malek ban: that explains why elves reproduce so rarely
shyriadracnoir mod: all the best smiths work shirtless shyriadracnoir mod: well, that and you have 15 something years just in the diaper stage PyrosNine ban: If the elves had more blacksmiths going shirtless, the elven population would have gotten a huge boost. shyriadracnoir mod: you know how human babies get born younger to compensate for faster brain growth and overall intelligence? shyriadracnoir mod: elves are that and more PyrosNine ban: If this was Assassinn's creed, Gandalf would be attacked by the guards. PyrosNine ban: So that means that baby elves are retardedly stupid at birth? shyriadracnoir mod: no, you learn faster when your brain is technically in a younger and still growing state shyriadracnoir mod: elves get super skilled by remaining functionally younger longer than humans shyriadracnoir mod: with the caveat that yes, they're even more helpless and need more care at first Malek ban: how can you be more helpless than a human baby? shyriadracnoir mod: http://www.scientificamerican.com/ar...more-infantile PyrosNine ban: Oh hey, that guy. PyrosNine ban: He totally died. PyrosNine ban: Yep, I remember that. shyriadracnoir mod: All those trees are really giant incubators for elf babies PyrosNine ban: Rolled like, a bunch of natural ones- shyriadracnoir mod: they're all basically premie shyriadracnoir mod: or like marsupial pouches PyrosNine ban: OH SO THATS...that's why they don't like it when I burn down their forests. shyriadracnoir mod: exactly PyrosNine ban: Whooops! PyrosNine ban: I mean, i've burned down orphanges and maternity wards before, but never unintentionally! PyrosNine ban: How unprofessional! PyrosNine ban: Now I feel like some sort of monster! PyrosNine ban: STEWARD! shyriadracnoir mod: well, you're a cat shyriadracnoir mod: that's a given PyrosNine ban: I'm like a nekomata! shyriadracnoir mod: additionally, I'm wingwonging this before it gets pushed off chat
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11-22-2012, 10:29 PM | #1292 |
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This just had to be recorded. Ignoring my words from before.
(21:07:21) Gary the Chatbot: Ryong logs into the Chat.
(21:07:23) Gary the Chatbot: Professor_Smarmi has been logged out (Timeout). (21:07:29) Ryong: AND AGAIN (21:28:49) Gary the Chatbot: rpgdemon logs into the Chat. (21:28:52) Gary the Chatbot: Ryong has been logged out (Timeout). (21:29:33) rpgdemon: This is the new fate of the chat room. Each person logs in as the other logs out, and they leave one message for the future generations to cherish, until it is wiped from the page, and gone forever. It's a metaphor for life. (21:56:22) Gary the Chatbot: Ryong logs into the Chat. (21:56:25) Gary the Chatbot: rpgdemon has been logged out (Timeout). (21:56:31) Ryong: Fuck you.(22:25:52) Gary the Chatbot: rpgdemon logs into the Chat. (22:25:54) Gary the Chatbot: Ryong has been logged out (Timeout). (22:25:58) rpgdemon: Dammit. (22:26:00) rpgdemon: Really?
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11-22-2012, 10:31 PM | #1293 |
Professional Threadkiller
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This too, shall one day be erased forever.
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12-27-2013, 06:22 PM | #1294 | |
Making it happen.
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I mean, it worked.
Given that I don't believe communication on the internet has died altogether, I am going to just blow some dust off the old wing-wong here.
Axoren: I grab the goblin player, throw him like a spear for the surprise round, then I slide down the mountain, jump off, unsheatch my sword cane, and do a landing two-attack combo just as the goblin hits the first goblin. Axoren: I kill all 3 with triple criticals. Axoren: DM doesn't even roll fall damage, he just claps for a whole minute. loyal2nes: I'm sorry, "throw him like a spear"? Axoren: Javeline. Axoren: He also had a spear. loyal2nes: No, that wasn't the part I was caught on.
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01-08-2014, 12:27 AM | #1295 |
Burn.
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No context needed.
PyrosNine is now Away. Flare: *Sounds of a can popping open* PyrosNine is now Online.
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06-26-2014, 10:39 PM | #1296 |
Definitely NOT a samurai
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MSperoni: I was thinking of the final boss in Breath of Fire 2: http://bof.wikia.com/wiki/Deathe?van_%28Boss%29
(21:37:20) Fenris: yup, looks like dicks (21:37:24) Fenris: I don't know what I was expecting. (21:37:35) MSperoni: not-dicks? (21:37:51) Mac: Pe-gina? (21:38:06) (Max_Waifu): oh hey, penis dentata |
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