character VERSUS character VERSUS another character VERSUS your mother

[tycan]

Originally Posted by Mesden

Huh, what are you talking about? You've got it all wrong.

See, Batman stole it then he shot and he missed, JACKIE CHAN was the one who deflected it with his fist.

Doesn't Batman have a strict "no gun policy"?

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Originally Posted by POS Industries

I can't believe you just tried to godmode in the versus thread.

Just pointing out the fact that Jones has a tendency to A), lose his weapons and B) bite off more than he can chew, which leaves him in very stupidly dangerous situations.

Originally Posted by Mesden

Huh, what are you talking about? You've got it all wrong.

See, Batman stole it then he shot and he missed, JACKIE CHAN was the one who deflected it with his fist.

You're right, I don't know how I got that wrong. I might've been in a rush to type that up. Brain fart amended.

[POS Industries]

Originally Posted by Hawk

Just pointing out the fact that Jones has a tendency to A), lose his weapons and B) bite off more than he can chew, which leaves him in very stupidly dangerous situations.

Which he tends to masterfully and comedically get out of every time. However, none of that matters because what you mentioned was not in any way part of the given scenario. You can't just decide something happened before the fight that gimps one guy because you want the other to win. That's not how this thread works.

.....Well, okay, that's not how this thread is supposed to work but you get what I mean.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

It was supposed to be a joke.

[Kerensky287]

Originally Posted by tycan

Now THATS what I'm talkin about.
Okay now continuing to assume they are all in a typical Metal Gear scenario and the terrorists have gotten a hold of CERTAIN VIRUS(not FoxDie, think another sneaking/shooting game).

The T-Virus?

...So, it's Solid Snake vs Agent 47 vs Sam Fisher vs zombies.

I'm not sure what to say.

Except that Snake wins.

[POS Industries]

Originally Posted by Hawk

It was supposed to be a joke.

Do we look like we're joking around in here?

Clearly, these hypothetical battles between characters from disparate fictional universes are to be taken 100% seriously all the time forever. I mean, come on, man.

[Mesden]

Originally Posted by tycan

Doesn't Batman have a strict "no gun policy"?

Someone hasn't seen the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!

Originally Posted by Hawk

You're right, I don't know how I got that wrong. I might've been in a rush to type that up. Brain fart amended.

Hey, no, bad! That was my wit, not yours! D:<


Oh also, I have claimed the Leetest post in the thread.

[tycan]

Originally Posted by Kerensky287

The T-Virus?

...So, it's Solid Snake vs Agent 47 vs Sam Fisher vs zombies.

I'm not sure what to say.

Except that Snake wins.

Haha! Actually I was thinking of the Syphon Filter virus. I figured it wasn't ridiculus enough, so we need to bring Gabe Logan into the picture.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Originally Posted by Kerensky287

...So, it's Solid Snake vs Agent 47 vs Sam Fisher vs zombies.

Agent 47 can't handle zombies, it would be ludicrous to assume otherwise. Sam Fisher.. well, the less said about Sam Fisher the better (HINT: He's totally LAAAME!).

Technically one could argue that Snake has already fought zombie-like enemies, and succesfully bested them all (granted they weren't virus zombies, but they were controlled by nanites, which possibly makes them even more dangerous).

So yeah, Snake wins, because he's goddamn Solid Snake! He's the guy who, whilst suffering from the effects of rapid aging and massive cellular degeneration and almost certain battle fatigue, crawled through a 100 foot long mircrowave oven whilst being stabbed by long spikey spikes! And then kicked the arse of his arch rival immediately afterwards. He's not going to lose.

[Zilla]

Hmm...

Sam Fischer is pretty to-the-point about everything; he's speedier than Snake about getting around. I give him the acrobatics award. However, aside from a few little espionage-aiding gadgets, Sam is severely underequipped when compared with 47 and Snake. His main function is not being a soldier or an assassin, but an agent. As such, I don't think he can keep in step with the other two.

I say 47 can easily handle Sam, but given the circumstances, would let him pursue Snake and would monitor the battle. If 47 is taken to be the most informed party, I can feel safer betting on him.

I also rather retract what I said about 47 not being able to take down Snake in a straight up gunfight. 47 hardly flinches, even when being shot, and his handguns are incredibly powerful, more than enough to match Snake's.

I have a feeling that Sam just couldn't touch Snake though, no matter how he set up the situation. So, my motion to include him seems a little unfair. All I think it would end up doing is giving 47 more of an edge, as he doesn't have to reveal himself to Fischer, and can use him to distract Snake.

With full agency support, 47 ought to be able to keep tabs on his targets via satellite, while Snake only has the Soliton Radar, which is short-range.

Edit: 47 could take zombies, in a reasonable amount. If there was a competition to see who survive a zombie holocaust the longest though, Snake wins. Snake wins HARD.