Pokemon Umbral Discussion 29: I Dare Nintendo To Make This a Game - Page 14

Geminex · 06-16-2010, 11:00 PM

Fair enough. The way I see it, Impact court-martials Burkmont, and calls upon Charlotte to carry out the sentence.

Astral Harmony · 06-17-2010, 12:56 AM

I feel the urge to correct some things, but I'm not in the mood to disappoint.

I'll get to posting, now.

Geminex · 06-17-2010, 01:04 AM

Correct some things? Please do. Unless your correction is going to be something along the lines of "You're not going to be fighting Burkmont, that'll happen in the other RP". Because fuck that, I don't want to hear that. I don't even want anyone to think that. Above all, I don't want it to happen.

Dracorion · 06-17-2010, 01:08 AM

Clearly, now it must happen.

Clearly.

Geminex · 06-17-2010, 01:19 AM

You want it to?

Dracorion · 06-17-2010, 01:51 AM

Well if it screws you over...

Bard The 5th LW · 06-17-2010, 01:54 AM

Its integral Charlotte gets to kill Burkmont. INTEGRAL.

He ruined her coat. She likes that coat. Yeah, we're going to need to make that a running joke.

Astral Harmony · 06-17-2010, 03:14 AM

Well, I'll start by killing Drac's dreams of turning airship battles into a mile-high destruction derby. PATCA does have access to a single battleship, and because it's the only one and hella expensive, you'll be Dinner'd to hell if you say anything close to "ram".

Pierce: "Hey, could you pass the strawberry jam?"
Rayleen: "Incarcerate that motherf-!"

And there will be no court-martials. I'll give the Watchmen Burkmont, but you're going to have to kill him in a very unofficial way. 'Cause god knows he won't give you the chance to take him so you can play judge, jury, and executioner. You're gonna hafta skip all the way to the really good part.

Besides, I can already imagine you guys playing military court...

Impact: "Is the prosecution ready?"
Charlotte: "Hell to the fuck yeah!"
Impact: "Is the defense ready?"
*crickets chirping*
Impact: "I said 'Is the goddamn defense ready?'"
Renny: "Yeah...question. Why am I involved in this at all?"
Impact: "Well, we're using this to torture Burkmont before we fry that fucker. And the way I figure it, we can use this to kinda torture you as well, Renny. Two birds with one stone, or is that Pidgeys? Anyways, I'm going to go ahead and assume you're ready, so Pierce, would you kindly bring in the defendant?"
Pierce: "'Would you kindly?' What is this, Bioshock?"
*Pierce leaves and brings in Burkmont. Burkmont has been brutally beaten repeatedly and is covered in bruises and cuts, which is probably a step up from his usual appearance.*
Impact: "Does the defendant understand the crime he's being charged for?"
Renny: "How the hell could he, Your Honor? The defendant is ready to pass out and swallow his tongue, not answer for his crimes. Actually, you know what? Nevermind. You've all taken turns beating him within an inch of his life, and then you put him in court? I should think it's the other way around."
Charlotte: "Objection!"
Renny: "For what?"
Charlotte: "Yo' momma!"
Pierce: "You tell him, Charlotte!"
Renny: "Well fine, far be it for me to tell the truth and then you call me out on it. Y'know what? Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
Pierce: "Sure, go have fun with your Livejournal or letting Mollesk ass-ram you or whatever it is you do on your time off."
Renny: "I'm not even going to indignify myself by responding to that."

And then it just gets worse. I imagine you three fuckers trying to get Burkmont to say anything by slathering peanut butter on his lips like he's a goddamn horse.

Geminex · 06-17-2010, 03:25 AM

Well, I was thinking like:
*Team burst into room, guns down Burkmont's guards*
Imact: Allright, we're going to do this by the book. General Burkmont, by the power invested in me by the president of Hommnyr, you are hereby court-martialed.
Burkmont: Power invested in you? The hell?
Impact: Emergency presidential edict. I'm Commander-in-chief until you're dead, and that means I have the authority to court-martial you for the... next two minutes. You're charged with High Treason, the court has observed evidence including testimony and archived files that you were planning to overthrow the president. How do you plead?
Burkmont: Not guilty! How dare- AAArgh!
Impact: Ok, that was your right knee. Next bullet goes up and to the left. Your plea of not guilty is not aknowleged by the court, you're pronounced guilty and sentenced to death. Sentence is to be carried out by Charlotte. Good day to you.

...

That sound allright?

Astral Harmony · 06-17-2010, 03:31 AM

Won't work. Burkmont will be packing. Powered armor, bigass assault weapons, the works. You won't be tying him to a chair, dousing him in gasoline, and laughing maniacally as he burns.

You'll be unleashing your best attacks at him and his toughest Pokeweapon arsenal yet, complete with support from hidden enemy surprises.

Expect a self-destruct sequence short after victory before you can enjoy the afterglow.

06-17-2010, 01:08 AM	#134
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	Clearly, now it must happen. Clearly. __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

06-17-2010, 01:51 AM	#136
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	Well if it screws you over... __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

06-16-2010, 11:00 PM	#131
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	Fair enough. The way I see it, Impact court-martials Burkmont, and calls upon Charlotte to carry out the sentence.

06-17-2010, 12:56 AM	#132
Astral Harmony Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Moe Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Harmonial Sanctum Posts: 6,798	I feel the urge to correct some things, but I'm not in the mood to disappoint. I'll get to posting, now.

06-17-2010, 01:04 AM	#133
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	Correct some things? Please do. Unless your correction is going to be something along the lines of "You're not going to be fighting Burkmont, that'll happen in the other RP". Because fuck that, I don't want to hear that. I don't even want anyone to think that. Above all, I don't want it to happen.

06-17-2010, 01:19 AM	#135
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	You want it to?

06-17-2010, 01:54 AM	#137
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Its integral Charlotte gets to kill Burkmont. INTEGRAL. He ruined her coat. She likes that coat. Yeah, we're going to need to make that a running joke.

06-17-2010, 03:14 AM	#138
Astral Harmony Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Moe Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Harmonial Sanctum Posts: 6,798	Well, I'll start by killing Drac's dreams of turning airship battles into a mile-high destruction derby. PATCA does have access to a single battleship, and because it's the only one and hella expensive, you'll be Dinner'd to hell if you say anything close to "ram". Pierce: "Hey, could you pass the strawberry jam?" Rayleen: "Incarcerate that motherf-!" And there will be no court-martials. I'll give the Watchmen Burkmont, but you're going to have to kill him in a very unofficial way. 'Cause god knows he won't give you the chance to take him so you can play judge, jury, and executioner. You're gonna hafta skip all the way to the really good part. Besides, I can already imagine you guys playing military court... Impact: "Is the prosecution ready?" Charlotte: "Hell to the fuck yeah!" Impact: "Is the defense ready?" crickets chirping Impact: "I said 'Is the goddamn defense ready?'" Renny: "Yeah...question. Why am I involved in this at all?" Impact: "Well, we're using this to torture Burkmont before we fry that fucker. And the way I figure it, we can use this to kinda torture you as well, Renny. Two birds with one stone, or is that Pidgeys? Anyways, I'm going to go ahead and assume you're ready, so Pierce, would you kindly bring in the defendant?" Pierce: "'Would you kindly?' What is this, Bioshock?" Pierce leaves and brings in Burkmont. Burkmont has been brutally beaten repeatedly and is covered in bruises and cuts, which is probably a step up from his usual appearance. Impact: "Does the defendant understand the crime he's being charged for?" Renny: "How the hell could he, Your Honor? The defendant is ready to pass out and swallow his tongue, not answer for his crimes. Actually, you know what? Nevermind. You've all taken turns beating him within an inch of his life, and then you put him in court? I should think it's the other way around." Charlotte: "Objection!" Renny: "For what?" Charlotte: "Yo' momma!" Pierce: "You tell him, Charlotte!" Renny: "Well fine, far be it for me to tell the truth and then you call me out on it. Y'know what? Screw you guys, I'm going home!" Pierce: "Sure, go have fun with your Livejournal or letting Mollesk ass-ram you or whatever it is you do on your time off." Renny: "I'm not even going to indignify myself by responding to that." And then it just gets worse. I imagine you three fuckers trying to get Burkmont to say anything by slathering peanut butter on his lips like he's a goddamn horse.

06-17-2010, 03:25 AM	#139
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	Well, I was thinking like: Team burst into room, guns down Burkmont's guards Imact: Allright, we're going to do this by the book. General Burkmont, by the power invested in me by the president of Hommnyr, you are hereby court-martialed. Burkmont: Power invested in you? The hell? Impact: Emergency presidential edict. I'm Commander-in-chief until you're dead, and that means I have the authority to court-martial you for the... next two minutes. You're charged with High Treason, the court has observed evidence including testimony and archived files that you were planning to overthrow the president. How do you plead? Burkmont: Not guilty! How dare- AAArgh! Impact: Ok, that was your right knee. Next bullet goes up and to the left. Your plea of not guilty is not aknowleged by the court, you're pronounced guilty and sentenced to death. Sentence is to be carried out by Charlotte. Good day to you. ... That sound allright?

06-17-2010, 03:31 AM	#140
Astral Harmony Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Moe Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Harmonial Sanctum Posts: 6,798	Won't work. Burkmont will be packing. Powered armor, bigass assault weapons, the works. You won't be tying him to a chair, dousing him in gasoline, and laughing maniacally as he burns. You'll be unleashing your best attacks at him and his toughest Pokeweapon arsenal yet, complete with support from hidden enemy surprises. Expect a self-destruct sequence short after victory before you can enjoy the afterglow.