The NPF Island! - Page 14

CheshireThief · 09-30-2004, 01:53 PM

CheshireThief shook his head. "The comma is irrelevant. Because of the object placement, the prepositional phrase is modifying the hand, not the mountain." He smiled. "You won't win this argument."

Cloud Strife · 09-30-2004, 01:55 PM

"You have a point, but I think that we should have JAD tell us what he meant, yes?" With that, Cloud turned to JAD, awaiting his answer.

Elminster_Amaur · 09-30-2004, 01:57 PM

El walked up from the mouth of a cave carrying a large sack of long thin objects. "Hey guys." He said the arcane word which ended the spell he had placed on the monsters in the dungeon to freeze them in time. "I don't know what I'm going to do with this large sack of incredibly powerful wands and rods. I guess I can throw them away. I'll probably have to throw away these Netherese Spellbooks too." He said, knowing that these people were mostly mages, and that the wands and rods were actually joke items he made that looked as though they cast spells such as Hadoken, Ultima, Twinned, enlarged, epic-level, acid, sonic, lightning, energy fireballs, and one wand that looked to be the Wand of Robotech Missiles.

Dragonsbane · 09-30-2004, 02:03 PM

Dragonsbane's eyes widened, "Netherese spellbooks!!?? How did you...?" his eyes abruptly narrowed as his sentence trailed off, "Right, sure...real Netherese spellbooks!" he grinned, "Can you prove they aren't fakes?"

Elminster_Amaur · 09-30-2004, 02:08 PM

"Mystra keeps me well stocked. I'm supposed to put these in dungeons and spread rumors about them, but I don't wanna. Besides, I didn't say they were Epic Netherese Spellbooks. I wouldn't dare throw those away...I mean, these contain spells that do anything you could want. These are from their acadamies. Everyone in Netheril was required to have a personal copy of all of these spells when they were in school."

Dragonsbane · 09-30-2004, 02:13 PM

"I guessed as much, I studied there." Dragonsbane said shortly, nodding, "Damn Karsus...anyway, pour me some scotch, lads!"

Elminster_Amaur · 09-30-2004, 02:29 PM

"You should be glad Karsus did what he did. If magic were still whole, the Netherese would control the Universe. So, no takers on the wands?"

CheshireThief · 09-30-2004, 02:31 PM

CheshireThief perked up. "I'll take some wands. They should prove fun. Gimme whatever you feel like unloading." He then pours some scotch for Dragonsbane. "Here you go. More scotch!"

Elminster_Amaur · 09-30-2004, 02:34 PM

El dumps the bag at their feet. "Here ya go. I don't need 'em."

Squishy Cheeks · 09-30-2004, 02:43 PM

"I think my statement is perfectly clear." Manifests a keg. "Hey CT what time is it? It's Beer o'clock. KEG STAND TIME!!!!" Grabs Dante bye the ankles and hoists the Bishie boy upside down over the keg. "Ready to pump, ct? Kick when your done dante."

09-30-2004, 01:53 PM	#131
CheshireThief Still RaiRai's ***** Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Shut up, KP. Posts: 2,365	CheshireThief shook his head. "The comma is irrelevant. Because of the object placement, the prepositional phrase is modifying the hand, not the mountain." He smiled. "You won't win this argument." __________________ Holy crap! A CheshireThief spotting!

09-30-2004, 01:55 PM	#132
Cloud Strife Stranger in a strange land. Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Walla Walla, WA. Posts: 2,846	"You have a point, but I think that we should have JAD tell us what he meant, yes?" With that, Cloud turned to JAD, awaiting his answer. __________________ You know, I'd put up something witty and clever right now, but eh. I'm lazy.

09-30-2004, 01:57 PM	#133
Elminster_Amaur Her hands were cold and small. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: My Mind Posts: 2,049	El walked up from the mouth of a cave carrying a large sack of long thin objects. "Hey guys." He said the arcane word which ended the spell he had placed on the monsters in the dungeon to freeze them in time. "I don't know what I'm going to do with this large sack of incredibly powerful wands and rods. I guess I can throw them away. I'll probably have to throw away these Netherese Spellbooks too." He said, knowing that these people were mostly mages, and that the wands and rods were actually joke items he made that looked as though they cast spells such as Hadoken, Ultima, Twinned, enlarged, epic-level, acid, sonic, lightning, energy fireballs, and one wand that looked to be the Wand of Robotech Missiles. __________________ "It just rubs me the wrong way." -CJ, most likely about non-yaoi porn or something

09-30-2004, 02:08 PM	#135
Elminster_Amaur Her hands were cold and small. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: My Mind Posts: 2,049	"Mystra keeps me well stocked. I'm supposed to put these in dungeons and spread rumors about them, but I don't wanna. Besides, I didn't say they were Epic Netherese Spellbooks. I wouldn't dare throw those away...I mean, these contain spells that do anything you could want. These are from their acadamies. Everyone in Netheril was required to have a personal copy of all of these spells when they were in school." __________________ "It just rubs me the wrong way." -CJ, most likely about non-yaoi porn or something

09-30-2004, 02:29 PM	#137
Elminster_Amaur Her hands were cold and small. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: My Mind Posts: 2,049	"You should be glad Karsus did what he did. If magic were still whole, the Netherese would control the Universe. So, no takers on the wands?" __________________ "It just rubs me the wrong way." -CJ, most likely about non-yaoi porn or something

09-30-2004, 02:31 PM	#138
CheshireThief Still RaiRai's ***** Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Shut up, KP. Posts: 2,365	CheshireThief perked up. "I'll take some wands. They should prove fun. Gimme whatever you feel like unloading." He then pours some scotch for Dragonsbane. "Here you go. More scotch!" __________________ Holy crap! A CheshireThief spotting!

09-30-2004, 02:34 PM	#139
Elminster_Amaur Her hands were cold and small. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: My Mind Posts: 2,049	El dumps the bag at their feet. "Here ya go. I don't need 'em." __________________ "It just rubs me the wrong way." -CJ, most likely about non-yaoi porn or something