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[BitVyper]

MGS1's Foxhound vs Dead Cell

[POS Industries]

That's it. Time to get serious:

DISNEY PRINCESS SINGLE-ELIMINATION DEATHMATCH TOURNAMENT

No disqualification except outside interference, and only available objects on the scene may be used as weapons. Fights take place outside Patton Avenue Pub in Asheville, NC, starting at 3am.

[The Wizard Who Did It]

I got an opinion on three of these.

Belle vs Jasmine - Belle is a bookworm and Jasmine has a tiger for a pet. I can clearly see which one's gonna win this one.

Snow White vs Arielle - Snow White is like 10 (I just rewatched it this summer, and I wanted to shoot myself after this realization). She doesn't stand a chance.

Mulan vs Pocahontas - Girl who became a soldier versus your basic princess. Really, I can mostly see Mulan going straight to the top, let alone having trouble against this chump.

[Si Civa]

Originally Posted by The Wizard Who Did It

Snow White is like 10 (I just rewatched it this summer, and I wanted to shoot myself after this realization).

10 year old girl with all those dwarfs. I.. I.. Why does Disney want to slap my face again? Why?

But Mulan will win. She is the only of them who wasn't damsel in distress (Ariel may have been actual heroine but I don't remember that well). But since when was Pocahontas a princess?
But hey, I take it back. Mulan will not win because all of them will die. Because they are princesses.
Why do you people want me to watch Disney movies again? First the music thread and now this.

[The Wizard Who Did It]

Originally Posted by Si Civa

10 year old girl with all those dwarfs. I.. I.. Why does Disney want to slap my face again? Why?

To be fair, I didn't get all the way through cuz it was so boring. But she was definitely the fairest of them all at a stupid young age.

But hey, I take it back. Mulan will not win because all of them will die. Because they are princesses.

Er... what?

[POS Industries]

While I agree that Mulan has the greatest odds, I wouldn't necessarily count Jasmine out. She becomes pretty capable in the TV show, at least, and strikes me as being more willing to fight dirty than someone like Mulan, which gives her something of a field advantage, in my opinion.

[Si Civa]

Originally Posted by The Wizard Who Did It

Er... what?

Because I see damsel in distress phenomenon happening. And then Disney can make a sequel crossover holiday special movie, where all the men go and try to rescue them.
But as there must also be villains and the amount of Disney villains in one movie will cause black hole and then everybody in the world will die.
And thus nobody don't have to watch that horrible, horrible movie.

[POS Industries]

Originally Posted by Si Civa

Because I see damsel in distress phenomenon happening. And then Disney can make a sequel crossover holiday special movie, where all the men go and try to rescue them.
But as there must also be villains and the amount of Disney villains in one movie will cause black hole and then everybody in the world will die.
And thus nobody don't have to watch that horrible, horrible movie.

Or, I mean, the damn house rules could just be obeyed.

[Si Civa]

Originally Posted by POS Industries

No disqualification except outside interference

Yup. But yes, yes, because I don't want to die because of blackhole, someone should really finish that death elimination tourtament.
But if it's death elimination tourtament will the last one also be death?

[Fifthfiend]

Consider the following:

- Cinderella was played by Drew Barrymore in that one movie.

- Drew Barrymore is capable of wire-fu, pyrokinesis, and making Adam Sandler seem marginally less retarded.

I think the evidence speaks for itself.