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Unread 12-10-2006, 10:37 PM   #1421
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Retarded Billy: DuuaAAhuh.
Nurse who is sick of the kid: What's that, little Billy? Let go? Okay!
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Unread 12-10-2006, 11:50 PM   #1422
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Warning: Crocodile Pit below. Check all wheelchairs at the door.
EXCEPT, THERE IS NO DOOR! HAH!
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Unread 12-11-2006, 12:14 AM   #1423
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It's a little-known fact that most Parks and Recreation warning signs are put up in hopes that somebody takes the suggestion.
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Unread 12-11-2006, 12:29 AM   #1424
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No, this sign does not include instructions on how to run over a crocodile with a wheelchair correctly. Sadly.
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Unread 12-11-2006, 01:08 AM   #1425
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DBS wins!

I have no idea what you're talking about POS!.
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There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old�s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.
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Unread 12-11-2006, 01:40 AM   #1426
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Welcome back my friends...to the show that never ends!
Bonus points for naming the song that's from*

This picture is from a Boston Red Sox baseball game

go nuts people

*bonus points aren't real...like monopoly money
Edit: sorry I couldn't make it bigger...
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Ugainius- Like my father always said: "A good shit is better than a bad ride any day of the week."
DFM- Your father either took some amazing dumps or had some terrible fucking rides.
Hawk- Weclome to the motherfuckin' NPF! Toilet's in the back.

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Unread 12-11-2006, 01:48 AM   #1427
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Some pitchers will do anything to improve performance, and to make their pitches less predictable, like bathe in Rogaine.
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Unread 12-11-2006, 02:06 AM   #1428
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The Kashyyyk Wookies defend their newly claimed title in what may prove to be the most dramatic game of baseball since 2008 when the Red Sox saved the world.
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Unread 12-11-2006, 02:10 AM   #1429
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-=The song is Emerson Lake and Palmer... erm... Jerusalem? EDIT: No! Karn Evil 9!=-
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Unread 12-11-2006, 02:31 AM   #1430
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The coach couldn't quite put his finger on what, though...
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