The Wing Wong strikes back!

[Bob The Mercenary]

This is a chat I just had with someone called b0nethugz238, we were talking about NP a second before, then I idled for a bit and came back to continue chatting...this ensued...

b0nethugz238: please talk, i'll be good lol
BobtheMercenary: heheh, what's your screen name in the forum?
b0nethugz238: my name is andy
BobtheMercenary: oooohhh
b0nethugz238: hmmm, what do u want to talk about?
b0nethugz238: hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit
b0nethugz238: :-P
BobtheMercenary: heheh, about?
b0nethugz238: really?
BobtheMercenary: wait, is this that friggin' AIM prank thing?
b0nethugz238: y?
BobtheMercenary: ...I feel...mocked
b0nethugz238: i dont beleive u lol
BobtheMercenary: well...I don't believe you...lol
b0nethugz238: i just went for a run so i'm all sweaty now, gross lol
BobtheMercenary: let's have sex
b0nethugz238: mummm... no
BobtheMercenary: I like sweaty men
b0nethugz238: i dont beleive u lol
BobtheMercenary: oh yeah? watch...*bangs a sweaty man*
b0nethugz238: alrighty
BobtheMercenary: so...you still sweaty, or have you showered, oh sexy internet script
b0nethugz238: lol ;-)
BobtheMercenary: what is the matrix?
b0nethugz238: im not sure... somehow u got on my buddy list
BobtheMercenary: I'm thoroughly confuzzled now, are you still the AIM prank, or am I talking to a carbon-based lifeform
b0nethugz238: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com
BobtheMercenary: wow...I am...surprised...*acts surprised*
b0nethugz238 signed off at 11:59:48 PM.

[Dragonsbane]

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:
and rednecks kick ass, they're all Republican. They're what the Republican party sent into the South to take over.
Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:
...sort of.
Thaumaturge says:
o_0

*nods and smiles* ;;;
Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:
No, that's not true
Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:
Just seeing how much you know
Thaumaturge says:
I thought that it sounded a bit off, but bear in mind that I know fairly little about America - mainly what I've seen on TV and heard from others.
Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:
Jeff Foxworthy and John Stewart are the only two you need to hear from.
Thaumaturge says:
Um... Is the former a comedian? The other rings a faint bell, but I don't quite know...
Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:
he's a comedian, but an accurate one.
Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:
and John Stewart is a trusted newscaster.
Thaumaturge says:
Aaah, fair enough.
Thaumaturge says:
More trustworthy than Captain Planet, I hope
Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:
Very much so.
Thaumaturge says:
*chuckles* Good good

[Mr. Viewtiful]

Kneumatic Pnight: I think you're all freaks.
Kneumatic Pnight: No, I KNOW you're all freaks.
MrViewtiful: you know nohing!
MrViewtiful: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
Kneumatic Pnight: I AM the truth!
MrViewtiful: YOU WISH
Kneumatic Pnight: I don't have to wish!
MrViewtiful: YOU CAN'T
Kneumatic Pnight: THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!
MrViewtiful: THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK
MrViewtiful: BUT IT'S NOT OVER YET
Kneumatic Pnight: NOT THINK, KNOW!
MrViewtiful: YOU KNOW NOTHING
Kneumatic Pnight: Also, yes it is.
Kneumatic Pnight: Becasue I've lost interest.
LethargyMan: True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing
Kneumatic Pnight: AS you're boring and repetative.
MrViewtiful: pft.
MrViewtiful: you wish.
Kneumatic Pnight: See?
MrViewtiful: *rimshot*

[Bob The Mercenary]

pauljg04 has entered the room.
madmuffin398: OMFG A GUY
pauljg04 has left the room.
BobtheMercenary: ...
Kneumatic Pnight: ...

[Cloud Strife]

You have just entered room "chat8bit."
batgirlsprodegy2 has entered the room.
GreatMedicNigel has entered the room.
Kuroude7: Hey y'all.
batgirlsprodegy2: Cloud1 *glomp*
madmuffin398: I'm here, clouyd
Krylo Killian: I was already here, Cloud.
madmuffin398: dunno why you invited me
Kneumatic Pnight: So was I.
Krylo Killian: Silly man.
Kuroude7: Then how'd you get the invite?
Elmin Amaur: Cloud, why did I get an invite?
GreatMedicNigel: Joto da, anta joto!
Kneumatic Pnight: Who knows?
Krylo Killian: We're gods.
Kneumatic Pnight: i'll go with that.

[_mike]

TheDarkNight0333 is Captain Switzerland

TheDarkNight0333: Phil said he was talking to you on AIM. Where are you?
davemikemc: Mexico
TheDarkNight0333: I feel sorry for you.
davemikemc: yeah, it's freezing
TheDarkNight0333: Why is your screenname 'dave'mikemc
TheDarkNight0333: Why dave?
TheDarkNight0333: Wait, freezing?
TheDarkNight0333: I thought it was hot in mexico
davemikemc: nope!
TheDarkNight0333: Huh.
TheDarkNight0333: ou learn something new every day
davemikemc: just never know these things till you visit
TheDarkNight0333: Its cold as hell in swizerland
TheDarkNight0333: *switzerland
davemikemc: I'd bet
TheDarkNight0333: Yeah, especially during winter.
davemikemc: but it's not winter yet
TheDarkNight0333: Why are you in mexico anyway?
TheDarkNight0333: Is all of the tv in spanish?
davemikemc: most of it, but there is a channel in chinese
TheDarkNight0333: that's strange
TheDarkNight0333: you still there?
davemikemc: yup
TheDarkNight0333: ¿Usted habla español bien?
davemikemc: non

[Melfice]

Washi-sensei = Meister
Marshmallow woman of joy? Right = BMG!
Aizen Sousuke = Osterbaum
everyone calm down and sip your latte! = Funka Genocide

Washi-sensei zegt:
*reels in*
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
Gah!
Washi-sensei zegt:
C'mere, you buggers! =P
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
Yo.
Melfice version 2.6 -- Bargain Hunter, level: 5. zegt:
Good day, everybody.
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
Hello.
Melfice version 2.6 -- Bargain Hunter, level: 5. zegt:
What's up?
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
Nammuch.
Cloud zegt:
Yar.
Washi-sensei zegt:
*modem noises*
Cloud zegt:
GAH!  *runs*
Melfice version 2.6 -- Bargain Hunter, level: 5. zegt:
0_o o_0

What's wrong?
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
That has to be the most annoying sound of all...
Washi-sensei zegt:
*pokes BMG* You.
Washi-sensei zegt:
Talk.
Cloud zegt:
Modems... *shudder*
Melfice version 2.6 -- Bargain Hunter, level: 5. zegt:
I wouldn't know. My modem is quite silent. ^_^
Washi-sensei zegt:
It's all camouflage.
Washi-sensei zegt:
Acoustis camouflage.
Washi-sensei zegt:
*acoustic
  
  Marshmallow woman of joy? Right. heeft het gesprek verlaten.
  
Cloud zegt:
I'md DSL Techinical Support... how do you think I'd react to modems?! D:
  
  Marshmallow woman of joy? Right. is aan het gesprek toegevoegd.
  
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
That work?
Marshmallow woman of joy? Right. zegt:
Fine, invite them in it then. =P
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
Yup.
Melfice version 2.6 -- Bargain Hunter, level: 5. zegt:
Ah, right.
  
  Marshmallow woman of joy? Right. heeft het gesprek verlaten.
  
Cloud zegt:
Heya BM-
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
...
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
Yo
Washi-sensei zegt:
Yayyyyyaww.
Melfice version 2.6 -- Bargain Hunter, level: 5. zegt:
Where'd she run off to!?
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
Like I know!
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
Doesen't matter
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
Sez you!
Cloud zegt:
You should.  You're a BMGhist. =P
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
Says I
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
And proud of it! =P
Melfice version 2.6 -- Bargain Hunter, level: 5. zegt:
Heh.

Hey, Oster, I've been looking into Kendo a bit, and I've become quite interested. Alas, they do not teach Kendo in my hometown... Which sucks.
  
  Marshmallow woman of joy? Right. is aan het gesprek toegevoegd.
  
Marshmallow woman of joy? Right. zegt:
AI didn't even get the window!
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
Now.  Let's.  See.  If.  It.  Works.  This.  Time...
  
  Marshmallow woman of joy? Right. heeft het gesprek verlaten.
  
  Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil is aan het gesprek toegevoegd.
  
Melfice version 2.6 -- Bargain Hunter, level: 5. zegt:
It doesn't. Apparently...
  
  Marshmallow woman of joy? Right. is aan het gesprek toegevoegd.
  
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
There.
Washi-sensei zegt:
What are you guys trying to do over there?
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
Keep her in here...
Melfice version 2.6 -- Bargain Hunter, level: 5. zegt:
Breaking the MSN, it would seem.
Washi-sensei zegt:
I have duct tape.
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
XD
Melfice version 2.6 -- Bargain Hunter, level: 5. zegt:
Heh.
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
Crazy Glue?
Melfice version 2.6 -- Bargain Hunter, level: 5. zegt:
Could work...
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
Velcro might do in a pinch...
Washi-sensei zegt:
Rope. A stapler. Nails.
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
Ow.
Washi-sensei zegt:
PSI powers.
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
XD
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
Static electricity?
Melfice version 2.6 -- Bargain Hunter, level: 5. zegt:
Ya.
Washi-sensei zegt:
In a pinch.
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
Perhaps you shouldn't invite her anymore
Washi-sensei zegt:
No Oster. No rubbing jokes.
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
Have somebody grab her ankles?
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
Who do you take me for?
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
And I wouldn't know
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
Uh... You?
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
But Melfice,
Melfice version 2.6 -- Bargain Hunter, level: 5. zegt:
Ya?
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
Kendo rules.
Melfice version 2.6 -- Bargain Hunter, level: 5. zegt:
Indeed it does. Therefor I'm planning on looking in nearby towns.
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
What I said
Cloud zegt:
And MSN Sucks.  :B
Cloud zegt:
But not as much as AOL.
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
Better than windows or Web Messenger...
Cloud zegt:
I wasn't talking about messenger.
Cloud zegt:
Just MSN in general.
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
As is displayed by our local MageGirl...
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
Ah.
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
I go to the next city for Kendo
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
From Vantaa to Helsinki
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
Well, it is run by a greedy corporation...
Melfice version 2.6 -- Bargain Hunter, level: 5. zegt:
Yeah.
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
'Tis the American way...
Melfice version 2.6 -- Working on becoming 2.7! zegt:
I recon so.
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
XD
FenrisWolf-Loyal BMGhist zegt:
Nice name, Melfice.
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
Here the water goes the american way
Melfice version 2.6 -- Working on becoming 2.7! zegt:
Thank you Fenris.
Melfice version 2.6 -- Working on becoming 2.7! zegt:
And I am actually working on it right now.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Cool.
Melfice version 2.6 -- Working on becoming 2.7! zegt:
Ya.
  
  everyone calm down and sip your latte! is aan het gesprek toegevoegd.
  
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Yo, Funka.
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
Who invited him?
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Not me.
Melfice version 2.6 -- Working on becoming 2.7! zegt:
Me neither.
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
you got a rpoblem with that Oster? huh?! XD
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
He has a problem with everything =P
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Including kittens...
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
I invited him
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
disgusting!
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Wh. Ee.
  
  Cloud heeft het gesprek verlaten.
  
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Eh?
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
...?
Melfice version 2.6 -- Working on becoming 2.7! zegt:
The Spikey-haired one has left us!
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
I bet he got fired
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Oh Noes!
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
no more job for you CLoud! ha!
Washi-sensei zegt:
Maybe he's on break and he was so happy he just ran away from everything.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Okay..........
Melfice version 2.6 -- Working on becoming 2.7! zegt:
Perhaps. Probably.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
*twitch*
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
oh wait, thats probably a good thing
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
into the street heedless of consequence!
Melfice version 2.6 -- Working on becoming 2.7! zegt:
Heh.
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
flapping his arms madly while making odd, guttural noises.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Be sure to look out for traffic...
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
O_o?
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
TRAFFIC
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
THERE IS NO TRAFFIC
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
hes an odd one that Cloud!

<_<
>_>
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Greetings, Gentlemen.

All your traffic are belong to us.
Melfice version 2.6 -- Working on becoming 2.7! zegt:
NO!
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
lame!
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Aww...
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
sorry, but come one man?
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
come on
Melfice version 2.6 -- Working on becoming 2.7! zegt:
Yeah, that joke's been done to death.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
I am...



SAD!
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
we need something vitally comedic, alive with humor!
Washi-sensei zegt:
Like slipping on a banana peel?
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Duct tape?
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
you must try harder! there is no defeat only temporary setbacks and strange rashes of indeterminate origins!
Melfice version 2.6 -- Working on becoming 2.7! zegt:
<_<  >_>  <_<

...

My traffic! The cars! They do nothing!
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
PECOLA!
Washi-sensei zegt:
I have no traffic problems.
Washi-sensei zegt:
Flatrate.
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
there are worlds of unexplored funnies out there!
Melfice version 2.6 -- Working on becoming 2.7! zegt:
Meh.
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
ah, I am lost now,
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Yeah, me too.
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
WHAT HAPPEN!?!?!
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
No.
Melfice version 2.6 -- Working on becoming 2.7! zegt:
Who knows.
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
flatrate what?
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
We've already been over that.
Washi-sensei zegt:
Flatrate you glad I didn't say dial-up?
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
-_-
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
and then there was silence most abundant...
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
*chirp chirp*
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
*cricket cricket cricket*
Washi-sensei zegt:
Ninjas!
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
YAR!
Washi-sensei zegt:
Run!
Melfice version 2.6 -- Working on becoming 2.7! zegt:
NO! Stand still!
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Their vision is based on movement!

[Melfice]

Part two!

everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
I don't think any of have the prerequisite skill to be a ninja.
Washi-sensei zegt:
I think that's dinosaurs.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Oh.
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
maybe a bumbling ninja like side kick?
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Dinosaur-ninja?
Washi-sensei zegt:
With Febreeze?
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
XD
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
dinosaurs were never ninjas, they didn't have the technology.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Meh.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
It's a special future-ninja.
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
Pirate-Ninja
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
future dino ninja that smells nice?
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Pirininja?
Melfice version 2.6 -- Working on becoming 2.7! zegt:
Yeah.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
The Claw!
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
Piri : DDDD
dfghryh
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
fdsghvfjnrgjmrfl-ohgatregbjnfdhbed
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
deodorize your dino ninja today with extreme Febreze family pack size!
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Bad.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Stop.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
XD
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
Piri is a word for extacy
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
Pirininja
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
Haha
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Good for it.
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
XD
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
You are easily amused, Finnish one.
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
hes always out to sea! even on land!
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
The amusement is strong in this one.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Yeah, I think we lost BMG...
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
adrift on a wave of drug induced euphoria...
Melfice version 2.6 -- Working on becoming 2.7! zegt:
WHOO!
Washi-sensei zegt:
*looks under the couch* Sasami?
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
much like professional football players at half time!
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
I updated my lj
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
IN ENGLISH
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
*Gasp* I AM AFLAMED!
Melfice version 2.6 -- Working on becoming 2.7! zegt:
You are? Cool.
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
I once saw a man shoot himself in the toe with a 9mm pistol...
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Jerk...
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
You make Vader sad!
Washi-sensei zegt:
*sings* I shot a man in the foot just to watch him limp...
Melfice version 2.6 -- Working on becoming 2.7! zegt:
Heh. Cool.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Good for you.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Write a book about it =P.
Washi-sensei zegt:
Meh. There's only one good title I could give it and that kinda gives away the ending.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
XD
Melfice version 2.6 -- Working on becoming 2.7! zegt:
Indeed.
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
it was strange because his gun was still holstered and it somehow just went off, shot right through the bottom and pierced his foot. He just stood there saying "I didn't do anything"
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Good god no.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Too bright!
Washi-sensei zegt:
Actually he probably wasn't.
Melfice version 2.6 -- Working on becoming 2.7! zegt:
Yet, not quite bright enough. ^_^
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
thatll make you listen up ya punks!
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Oh ha ha.
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
you should heed well my words of wisdom, wherever they may be!
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
I'm waiting for the movie to come out...
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
GONNA BE A DIRTY PUNK!
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
o_0
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
you are a dirty punk though
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
I are confuzzled...
Melfice version 2.6 -- Working on becoming 2.7! zegt:
You are? Good for you.
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
I'm punkish
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
punked out punkish punksters?
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
These are not the droids you're looking for.
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
stop that
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Fine... killjoy...
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
or else...
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Or else... kittens?
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
MUA HA HA HA HA!
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Meh.
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
Ill write a sonnet in mind numbing yellow!
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Good for you.
Melfice version 2.6 -- Working on becoming 2.7! zegt:
YELLOW!
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
and it will be phrased in the language of pain!
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Creepy.
Washi-sensei zegt:
Suddenly I want some lemon ice cream.
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
I hope you've all learned your lesson
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
that hurt me more than it hurt you
Melfice version 2.6 -- Working on becoming 2.7! zegt:
Heh.
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
and so on and so forth
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Meh.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
It had to hurt you more.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
I Felt fine.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
So nyah!
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
so how go things then? still keeping irt real there Mesiter?
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
Meister
Washi-sensei zegt:
Yep.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Any Cat-attacks as of late?
Melfice version 2.6 -- Working on becoming 2.7! zegt:
Heh. Cat attacks?
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
is DB here too?
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Kinda-sorta.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
I accidentally invited him, honestly.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
He tends to vanish for long periods of time...
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
oi! DB! look at me!
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
He wont
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
He's away.
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
hes most likely baking cookies, but you didn't hjear that from me!
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Meh.
Melfice version 2.6 -- Working on becoming 2.7! zegt:
Hear what from you?
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
I think he's washing his kilt, personally.
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
exactly!

[Fenris]

Melfice got permission to double post from Meistah.

Aizen Sousuke zegt:
He bakes cookies
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
And makes tee
Washi-sensei zegt:
While wearing it!
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
A cooking-kilt?
Washi-sensei zegt:
Yes.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Heh.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Kinda useless...
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
He's actually a woman
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
That sentence is SO wrong....
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
not a very attractive one mind you
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
HE's actually a WOMAN.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Just no.
Washi-sensei zegt:
How's it useless?
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
What's the kilt going to do?
Washi-sensei zegt:
Keep hot fat from his jinglies.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
One word: PANTS!
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
but he doesn't have jinglies, seeing as he is actually a hse
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
and its not a kilt, its just a skirt
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
Jinglies...
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
with a plaid print on it
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Jingly bells, jingly bells, jingly all the way!
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
kind of punkish you know?
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
No
Melfice version 2.6 -- Working on becoming 2.7! zegt:
No. Just no, Fenris.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
PHWEE!
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Squee?
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
you no know?
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
A-wha?
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
something random!
Melfice version 2.7 -- Melfice's headgear is quite horny, no? zegt:
A PHWEE! Don't you know what that is? You guys know nothing.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
That can be taken so many wrong levels, Melfice...
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
yay!
Melfice version 2.7 -- Melfice's headgear is quite horny, no? zegt:
I know, Fenris. I know.
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
OMFG
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
C-r-e-e-p-y.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
CREEPY!
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Who's wing-wonging this?
Washi-sensei zegt:
We'd have to wing wong everything...
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
We do have to wing wong everything...
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
'Tis what makes the world go round.
Melfice version 2.7 -- Melfice's headgear is quite horny, no? zegt:
Indeed. I'm willing to post it. If no-one else will.
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
GLOBAL A GO-GO
Melfice version 2.7 -- Melfice's headgear is quite horny, no? zegt:
Yeah.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
o_0
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Transform and uh, do, uh, something... yeah.
Melfice version 2.7 -- Melfice's headgear is quite horny, no? zegt:
"Roll out!" would be the correct phrase,
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
awhee, bwhee, cwhee, dwhee, ewhee, fwhee, gwhee, hwhee...
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
Will I be in Wing Wong?
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
jwhee?
Washi-sensei zegt:
Do the Decepticon jets also roll out?
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Possibly.
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
no
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
They do have to roll on the ground before they start to fly.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Unless they're like harriers...
Washi-sensei zegt:
"Decepticons, transform and... fly out!"
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
what if they have VTOL
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
?
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
It doesn't have the same ring to it.
Washi-sensei zegt:
And then the speedboats come along "*sigh*... transform and swim out!"
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Then its:
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
CHECK MY LJ
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
Or rather no
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Decepticons: Transform and hover out!
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
Become my LJ friends
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Labotomy John?
Washi-sensei zegt:
And after that, Beast Wars and he just goes "Transform and... oh, sod it, you're just doing it to annoy me now."
Melfice version 2.7 -- Melfice's headgear is quite horny, no? zegt:
Yeah.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
XD
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
I hate you
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
We hate you too, Oster =P
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
you have too much hate
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
let it go my son

Cloud is aan het gesprek toegevoegd.

everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
wait, Im not your father right?
Cloud zegt:
No, you're not.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
o_0
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
Who invited this guy?
Cloud zegt:
Hey-hey, version 2.7 is out!
Melfice version 2.7 -- Melfice's headgear is quite horny, no? zegt:
Query: Would you meatbags like it if I post the conversation up to now into Wing Wong?
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
hey Cloud! how was traffic, which I assume you were playing in until recently and may still be embroiled in?
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Answer: Who cares?
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
I love HK-47
Melfice version 2.7 -- Melfice's headgear is quite horny, no? zegt:
And yes, 2.7 is released.
Cloud zegt:
O_o
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
We meatbags have no opinion one way or the other.
Washi-sensei zegt:
I doubt it would fit.
Cloud zegt:
Traffic is hell.
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
Comment: Die meatbags
Cloud zegt:
Like my status says, I'm on the phone.
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
and it smells funny up close...
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Heh.
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
traffic I mean, not your phone
Cloud zegt:
Indeed.
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
though I cant be sure really
Cloud zegt:
Especially with the wildfires...
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
what does your phone smell like?
Melfice version 2.7 -- Melfice's headgear is quite horny, no? zegt:
Statement: Then I will post it right now. Please refresh your browsers in about 5 to 10 minutes.
Cloud zegt:
I don't know, it's a headset. :B
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Mine smells like lilacs.
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
>_>
Aizen Sousuke zegt:
Statement: I hate you all.
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
so it smells like your ears then...
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
o_0
everyone calm down and sip your latte! zegt:
but Oster, we love you!
FenrisWolf-Lord Vader in Disguise zegt:
Since when do my ears smell like lilacs?

The rest of the convo from Melfice.

[Bob The Mercenary]

locomotlvelung: well, don't think about that ass tooooo much, you'll forget the face
BobtheMercenary: oh I won't forget the face
BobtheMercenary: oh, and in order to seduce her, I will take advantage of her more geekier aspects
locomotlvelung: wow man, you've been planning a battle strategy haven't you?
BobtheMercenary: I'm going to pre-order FF: Advent Children
BobtheMercenary: and invite her to watch it
BobtheMercenary: then we'll have sex
locomotlvelung: step one: ingenious for us all
locomotlvelung: step two: good as well
locomotlvelung: ...but dude...the next thing you said was like...step 200000
locomotlvelung: where are all the steps in between?
BobtheMercenary: ya mean...like dating and such? Oh, I think my dog ate those pages out of the manual
locomotlvelung: :-)
BobtheMercenary: man...I will bone her before we're out of college
BobtheMercenary: and you're going to help me
locomotlvelung: HAHAHA!
locomotlvelung: well under moral conditions, I can't call it "helping Rob get laid" but, sure, I'll give you sound advice, unless I get the hots for her, then I'll silently undermine your every plan
BobtheMercenary: with your charm and my wang, we will be unstoppable
BobtheMercenary: if she accepts, you can get sloppy seconds
locomotlvelung: HAHAHAHA!
locomotlvelung: again
locomotlvelung: for moral reasons, I have to pretend I'm not helping you get laid, so thanks but no thanks for the offer :-)
locomotlvelung: however, like I said, I could betray you ;-)
locomotlvelung: I don't remember what she looks like
BobtheMercenary: she's the one with the blinding light of radiance eminating from her figure, and a beauty one could only describe as god-like. A true wonder of the heavens to behold. That should be enough for you to single her out in a crowd.
locomotlvelung: hahaha, dude
locomotlvelung: you just described what lust looks like
locomotlvelung: not what SHE looks like
BobtheMercenary: she looks like lust
locomotlvelung: *sigh*