Filler? I don't even know 'er! aka the fuck-Bleach [SPOILERS] megathread! - Page 158

Aerozord · 10-12-2011, 08:10 PM

I want to know why he doesn't just
*stabs the earth*
ok, I'm God now

Kyanbu The Legend · 10-13-2011, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Aerozord

I want to know why he doesn't just
*stabs the earth*
ok, I'm God now

Since when were you under the impression he didn't do it?

Seriously though, if it happens the universe will hate you forever.

Ecks · 10-13-2011, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Locke cole

Oh right. Byakuya could use that golden triangle thing to paralyze him, and then White Lightning him in the face.

You're forgetting that wonderful little number called Bakudou 61: Rikujokorou.

Pin him in between six bars of light and then decapitate. Can't dodge if you can't MOVE.

Doc ock rokc · 10-13-2011, 02:41 AM

So this douchebag has the ability to effect the "narrative" of anything he cuts...interesting

But wait flower power's sword is in thousands of shards he would not have control of every one! Unless he interjected his "history" to before it was...god damnit i made myself cross-eyed

Aerozord · 10-13-2011, 02:54 AM

actually, why the hell is he even bothering with these people. As he showed with Ichigo actual combat power doesn't really help when you have the world on your side. Despite what shonen anime preach your ability to fight isn't the only way to be powerful. This guy could be mind-raping heads of corporations, world leaders, mafia bosses. Remember you dont remember him attacking you.

In many ways his power is better then Aizen's because its retroactive. All that plotting that Aizen did over centuries he could do with one cut. Attack someone close to Bill Gates, cut Mr. Gates, remind him of that 5 billion he owes you. Similar to world leader, get close, cut, hey I'm your most trusted adviser. Just touch on it lightly so you can justify not showing up sooner, bide your time and boom, ruler of the world

Kyanbu The Legend · 10-13-2011, 03:47 AM

There must be something preventing him from attempting it.

h4x.m4g3 · 10-14-2011, 03:00 PM

I don't know why but I just remembered, Zanpaktou have minds of their own instead of just being dumb swords. I'm not sure what kind of relationship Byakuya has with his sword, but could he have made the sword itself not want to attack him, or will the sword go 'I love how you've been gloating about changing my past so here's something I know [because I'm smart] you've never seen'. Also depending on how much of the past he can alter, could he make the sword never reveal it's bankai to Bayakuya, making it so he never become a captain?

Just a crazy thought I randomly had and can't verbalize coherently.

Donomni · 10-19-2011, 11:53 AM

How To Fight Shonen Characters: Turn them into a stuffed monkey.

Surprisingly effective.

Locke cole · 10-19-2011, 12:13 PM

...Tsukishima, stop being so very Aizen about your power. The man has an utterly broken ability, but he is being such a dumbass about how to use it. Look at it this way; ever since his power was explained, we've heard him talked about as being able to win the fight with one decisive cut, because then he can wrewrite your history into him being your best friend, whom you'd never dream of attacking. And so here, he's used a couple of variants on that power to get within Byakuya's range and give him that decisive cut.

And instead of making Byakuya his personal fawning lickspittle, he makes it so that he's told him the range of his sword's power?

He honestly thought that gaining a combat advantage, one that Byakuya is probably going to subvert by being utterly reckless and getting healed later, was a better idea than winning outright?

That is just a total dumbass move!

phil_ · 10-19-2011, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Locke cole

And instead of making Byakuya his personal fawning lickspittle, he makes it so that he's told him the range of his sword's power?

Maybe he just really, really feels like having a good sword fight? Like, it's not often that you get to fight a dude with a sword, regardless of how common comics make it seem. He's not gonna get to use his hax like this again for a long time; may as well enjoy it.

And, while we're talking about sword fighting:

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Originally Posted by The two guys with long, black hair. You know the ones.

"Senkei... and even Goukei... will not work on you?"

"Not even your Hakuteiken."

I don't know what these words meeeean!

Then I googled it, but still.

10-12-2011, 08:10 PM	#1571
Aerozord So we are clear Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Former murder capital of the world Posts: 13,824	I want to know why he doesn't just stabs the earth ok, I'm God now __________________ "don't hate me for being a heterosexual white guy disparaging slacktivism, hate me for all those murders I've done."

10-13-2011, 02:41 AM	#1574
Doc ock rokc ...Really? Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: in Theory. Everything works here Posts: 3,961	So this douchebag has the ability to effect the "narrative" of anything he cuts...interesting But wait flower power's sword is in thousands of shards he would not have control of every one! Unless he interjected his "history" to before it was...god damnit i made myself cross-eyed __________________ I have a Pesterchum its DangerousDoc I am ether fading out of Time, Space, or Reality...Or Simply my Typewriter is running out of ink

10-13-2011, 02:54 AM	#1575
Aerozord So we are clear Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Former murder capital of the world Posts: 13,824	actually, why the hell is he even bothering with these people. As he showed with Ichigo actual combat power doesn't really help when you have the world on your side. Despite what shonen anime preach your ability to fight isn't the only way to be powerful. This guy could be mind-raping heads of corporations, world leaders, mafia bosses. Remember you dont remember him attacking you. In many ways his power is better then Aizen's because its retroactive. All that plotting that Aizen did over centuries he could do with one cut. Attack someone close to Bill Gates, cut Mr. Gates, remind him of that 5 billion he owes you. Similar to world leader, get close, cut, hey I'm your most trusted adviser. Just touch on it lightly so you can justify not showing up sooner, bide your time and boom, ruler of the world __________________ "don't hate me for being a heterosexual white guy disparaging slacktivism, hate me for all those murders I've done."

10-13-2011, 03:47 AM	#1576
Kyanbu The Legend Local Rookie Indie Dev Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,497	There must be something preventing him from attempting it. __________________

10-14-2011, 03:00 PM	#1577
h4x.m4g3 Lakitu Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 2,152	Crazy Theory on Aizen #2 I don't know why but I just remembered, Zanpaktou have minds of their own instead of just being dumb swords. I'm not sure what kind of relationship Byakuya has with his sword, but could he have made the sword itself not want to attack him, or will the sword go 'I love how you've been gloating about changing my past so here's something I know [because I'm smart] you've never seen'. Also depending on how much of the past he can alter, could he make the sword never reveal it's bankai to Bayakuya, making it so he never become a captain? Just a crazy thought I randomly had and can't verbalize coherently.

10-19-2011, 11:53 AM	#1578
Donomni Would you deign to supply me food? Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Tampa Bay Area, Florida Posts: 2,004	How To Fight Shonen Characters: Turn them into a stuffed monkey. Surprisingly effective. __________________ Dance your cares away! Chirrrrrrp. Also, dead blog.