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Unread 07-02-2010, 07:34 AM   #161
Arlia Janet
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We have a long and occasionally sexy history, JC.

God, there's 2 of you with the same first initial and last name. And you're married. I'm pretty sure that violates some kind of international law, or maybe a maritime one or something.
You know what they say, when you sleep with someone, you are sleeping with everyone that they've ever been with.
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Unread 07-02-2010, 08:19 AM   #162
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So if a dude slept with you, he'd also be sleeping with like a hundred other dudes. Guys, guys, the quickest way to become gay is to have sex with a girl.

Well, a promiscuous one, anyways. Yknow. Like most of the girls around here.

Not the guys though. If you're on NPF, then odds are you haven't had sex in years.
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Unread 07-02-2010, 08:48 AM   #163
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Not the guys though. If you're on NPF, then odds are you haven't had sex in years.
Almost a year, but that statement hurt just the same.

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Unread 07-02-2010, 08:55 AM   #164
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My favorite banning is time I was banned just now!
...Synk must be new at this whole "banning people" thing though, because he forgot to revoke my posting privileges.
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Unread 07-02-2010, 08:58 AM   #165
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Not the guys though. If you're on NPF, then odds are you haven't had sex in years.
Odds are I'll be married soon, but until then I'm not your boat.
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Unread 07-02-2010, 09:11 AM   #166
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Nikose you should really know by now that the first 90% of anything you say is instantly disregarded, 90% of the remaining statement is disbelieved and then -

Well, here. Look - this is what most people see:

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Odds are I'll be married soon, but until then I'm not your boat.
What kind of a seacraft fetishist psychopath are you? God, every time I think you can't get weirder you just have to go and prove me wrong.
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Unread 07-02-2010, 09:19 AM   #167
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I'm actually perfectly okay with this.
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Unread 07-02-2010, 11:01 AM   #168
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I'm actually perfectly okay with this.
It is a rather fine Vessel...Though the real question is; if Nikose is or was the captain of Shiny's boat, did he marry himself to it?
Is that legal?
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Unread 07-02-2010, 12:28 PM   #169
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On a somewhat random note: Holy crap, I just looked at my user profile and realized that my user ID is #56. I am officially the 56th NPF member.
...That's pretty cool is all I'm sayin'. I'm a real old-timer.

...Okay, now back to your off-topic rants about Nikose sleeping with boats.
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Unread 07-02-2010, 12:45 PM   #170
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