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[Shyria Dracnoir]

Transylvanian-Cantonese fusion cuisine: still less insane than Amy's Baking Company.

Count Dracula journeys to a remote Chinese village in the guise of a warlord to support six vampires who are dispirited after the loss of a seventh member of their cult. At the same time, vampire hunter Prof. Van Helsing happens to be lecturing in the country and is persuaded by villagers to help them fight this curse of the ages.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Too bored/late to joke around myself, so I'm streaming Rifftrax's "Brainiac" video instead.

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Bite my shiny metal tail

Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975)

Aliens rebuild Mechagodzilla with the help of a demented scientist who has discovered a creature called Titanosaurus. They intend to team them up to defeat Godzilla.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Go ahead, call them a dwarf planet

Invasion of Astro Monster (1965)

Aliens from the mysterious Planet X, which resides on the dark side of of Jupiter, come to Earth asking its people to help them save their world from the dreaded King Ghidrah by letting them "borrow" Godzilla and Rodan. The aliens are actually planning to use the three monsters to take over our planet.

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"Something's funny going on. You better check."

Godzilla vs. Gigan (1972)

Aliens from space plan to conquer the world using space monsters Gigan and King Ghidrah, which they control from their secret headquarters inside the head of the Godzilla-replica building at a theme park. The only thing that can stop them is the combined efforts of Godzilla and Anguirus.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

MST3K Gameradammerung Part 1:

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Gameradammerung pt. 2 live now

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Watching a whole boatload of Rifftrax live shorts currently. Now with extra fire!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

People let me tell you about my best friend

Son of Godzilla (1967)

On a tropical island, scientists are conducting weather experiments and encounter gigantic mantises and a giant spider that are attacking the son of Godzilla, who arrives to defend his offspring

[Shyria Dracnoir]

We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by

Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)

A series of short sketches, most of which parody late-night television and the low-budget movies one often finds there. Other skits include a man being attacked by his apartment, a funeral hosted by classic comedians, and a teen-age boy's big night turning into a nightmare.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

We're going to need a bigger Santa Claus

Mars Attacks! (1996)

It is a normal day for everyone, until the President of the United States announces Martians have been spotted circling Earth. The Martians land and a meeting is arranged, but not everything goes to plan, and the Martians seem to have other plans for Earth. Are they just misunderstood beings or do they really want to destroy all of humanity?

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Film at eleven

A series of loosely connected skits that spoof news programs, commercials, porno films, kung fu films, disaster films, blaxploitation films, spy films, mafia films, and the fear that somebody is watching you on the other side of the TV.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Celebrating the 4th of July in (lack of) style with a Captain America retro-suck-tive

Stream will be live Thursday evening around 6:30 - 7:00 PM Pacific Time. Check for Steam Alerts:

The lineup:

Captain America (1944)

Originally Posted by IMDB.org

Superhero Captain America battles the evil forces of the archvillain called The Scarab, who poisons his enemies and steals a secret device capable of destroying buildings by sound vibrations.

Captain America (1979)

Originally Posted by IMDB.org

When a commercial artist is almost murdered by spies looking for his late father's secrets, he is saved in surgery when the FLAG formula is injected into him. This serum not only healed him but also gave him tremendous strength and lightening reflexes. To help him retaliate for his attack, a government agency equipments him with a special motorcycle loaded with gadgets and a detachable shield is not only bulletproof, but can be thrown as a offensive returning weapon. Thus armed, he battles against the nation's enemies as the Sentinel of Liberty, Captain America.

Captain America II: Death Too Soon (1979)

Originally Posted by IMDB.org

When Simon Mills is looking for a missing scientist, he believes that a revolutionary knows as Miguel has him. And that he is using him to get his formula for something that can accelerate the aging process. So he sends Steve Rogers aka Captain America to find him. His only lead is a chemical that the scientist needs for his formula. Steve follows it to small town. It's then that Steve notices some weird things going on.Some men tell Steve to leave town. It's also then that Miguel threatens to spray the chemical on a major city unless his demands are met. Which the President will not agree to.

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Relive high school civics class all over again, or for the first time

1776 (1972)

Originally Posted by IMDB.org

The film version of the Broadway musical comedy of the same name. In the days leading up to July 4, 1776, Continental Congressmen John Adams and Benjamin Franklin coerce Thomas Jefferson into writing the Declaration of Independence as a delaying tactic as they try to persuade the American colonies to support a resolution on independence. As George Washington sends depressing messages describing one military disaster after another, the businessmen, landowners and slave holders in Congress all stand in the way of the Declaration, and a single "nay" vote will forever end the question of independence. Large portions of spoken and sung dialog are taken directly from the letters and memoirs of the actual participants.

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Captain America Retro-suck-tive is live now!