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Squishy Cheeks · 12-31-2003, 09:47 PM

Ok then

Name: Captain Super
Secret identity: Pablo Phoenix
Age: 18
"Super" Power: Super strength (spiderman level), Super speed(spiderman level), Flight, Super hair (it always looks good), super dancing skills, and super fasion sense
Bio (origin): Captain Super is a well known superhero. He is a bit of a celebrity. He is well versed in self promotion since his day job is as Pablo Phoenix, pop star. He was in the Boy band, New Kids on the Backstreets. He is really an Alien from a distant planet, and just happens to look human. He was the only known survivor of the planet getting sucked into a black hole.
Appearance: He has black hair with blonde highlights. Spiked. He wears a designer uniform. It changes every day. And he wears colored aviation glasses (the color changes to match his outfit)
Archnemisis: The Rampaging Redneck
extra: He likes to Partay.

12-31-2003, 09:51 PM

...Spiderman has super speed?

Squishy Cheeks · 12-31-2003, 09:52 PM

he's faster than the average man and more agile. I'm just saying he's not fast like Superman or the Flash. He's faster than the fastest human but only by a second or so.

dragonglove · 12-31-2003, 09:53 PM

Spiderman's four powers:
Spider-Sense
Spider-Agility
Spider-Crawling
Spider-Strength

I can't think of any bad superheroes that haven't already been done.

Squishy Cheeks · 12-31-2003, 09:55 PM

they don't have to be bad, just pathetic or funny in some way.

dragonglove · 12-31-2003, 10:05 PM

Ok I just got one.

Name: The Burn
Secret identity: Phil Jaleco
Age: 24
"Super" Power: His skin is too hot for anyone to touch. Using this ability he can burn enemies as well as melt most objects.
Bio (origin): The Burn has lived in secrecy most of his life. He has not been on many save the world adventures and is somewhat ashamed of his powers. As Phil Jaleco he has developed slight success as a systems administrator for a US kitchen appliance company.
Appearance: He is always wearing leather on every part of his body except his face. Leather is the only thing that can suppress his powers.
Archnemisis: Joe Piscotti - the guy who refills the candy and pop machines. The Burn swears Joe has it out for him.

Muffin Mage · 01-01-2004, 12:15 AM

I've got two: Captain Sleepy-head, and his faithful sidekick Narcolepsy Lad!

Hero name: Captain Sleepy-head
Secret Identity: Bill Buckley
Age: 42
Super Power: Not only is he super-strong, super-fast, and super-caffienated, but he can put people to sleep by making eye contact.
Bio: Captain Sleepy-Head had stayed up for about five days straight working on a project for Cheeseco Industries. He'd drunk about twenty gallons of coffee, and looked about half-dead. Enter the Sandman. He walks into Bill's office and sprinkles a wee bit more dust than is usual, and something snapped. Sleepy-Head himself doesn't know what it was, but it gave him his powers.
Appearence: Blue and white striped pajamas, with a tasseled hat, fuzzy slippers, and a teddy bear. Captain Sleepy-Head himself looks like he's been up for 80-ish hours straight and has been chugging coffee for fifty of them.
Archnemesis: The Refrigerator Pixies(you know, the ones that turn the light in the refrigerator on and off). He knows for a fact that they stole his creamer, but he can't find them.

Sidekick name: Narcolepsy Lad
Secret Identity: Freddy Byorgensky
Age: 15
Super Power: He can fall asleep at any time, seemingly at random.
Bio: Freddy was born with narcolepsy. However, when an evil window washer killed his parents, he sought out Captain Sleepy-Head so that he could aid in the fighting of crime.
Appearence: Narcolepsy Lad has blonde hair and blue eyes, and is clad in the clothes he wore yesterday. (changes on odd-numbered days)
Archnemesis: The guy on the Oatmeal Box. Narcolepsy Lad is utterly convinced that the guy on the oatmeal box is going to sacrifice him to the god of Cheese and gain a lifetime's supply of canned yams.

Dante · 01-01-2004, 01:27 AM

I can't decide...

Hero name: Stupidman
Real name: Pidass, Stu
Age: 30
Superpower:
Too Dumb to Die - Stupidman's stupidity is such that it warps reality. He refuses to recognizes anything as truly damaging to him, and thus he preserves hmself. To that end, he is almost invulnerable to physical harm, be it AK-47s, nuclear detonations, or even giant comedy mallets.

Plain Dumb Luck - Through a combination of advanced stupidity techniques and simple luck, Stupidman has incredible luck in anything he does.

Superhero name: Friendly Fire
Real name: Monty Blank
Age: 33
Superpower: Friendly Fire can shoot flaming blasts of power from his hands. Unfortunately, due to his clumsiness, he tends to blast his friends by accident.

Superhero name: The Defenestrator
Real name: Terry Reeves
Age: 29
Superpower: Strength of Defenestration - The Defenestrator gained his name from being able to toss almost anything through almost any aperture. To that end, he is inhumanly skilled at throwing things, but he prefers to shove people and things through the portable window he carries.

cruelty13 · 01-01-2004, 05:06 AM

Name: Lawyer Lady
Real Name: Lisa Northdon
Age:35
Superpower:
Is practically a super lawyer. Can lie very well, can talk really fast. Can also literally talk black into believing it is white. Can also get to any courthouse fast. Nowhere else though. While on the day job, she never uses any of her powers and fails miserably.

Appearance: A rather fat, short woman has beige hair and wears a suit always. In superhero mode, she carries a case and wears a red cape.

Bio: Was once a normal lawyer, but a very unsucesful one. So one day she got hit with a rock, that fell from the heavans and now is Lawyer Lady, protector of rich and wealthy in court.

Krylo · 01-01-2004, 05:29 AM

How about...
Name: Apathy Man!
Secret Identity: Who cares?
Age: It doesn't matter...
Super Power: He doesn't care about anything.
Bio: Apathy Man lived in a shitty apartment, with a shitty job, a verbally abusive girlfriend, and a dog that greated him everyday by pissing on his leg. After a few years of this life style, he lost the ability to care about anything.

Appearance: An uncleaned slob. He doesn't care enough to wash.

Or...

Name: The Burrito!
Secret Identity: Sancho. Just Sancho.
Age: 25
Superpower: He can create burritos from thin air. Any kind of burritos. He can also make soft shell tacos, chalupas, and enchiladas... but he prefers burritos.
Bio: Sancho worked at taco bell when a truck carrying nuclear waste drove through the pick up window, and, unfortunately sprung a leak as it was driving past the window, dousing Sancho in nuclear waste, thus granting him his powers.

Appearance: He wears a flared red shirt with very tight leather pants. He also announces himself as Sancho from the movie Orgazmo. "I am SANCHO!" He thinks he's really cool... but he's not.

12-31-2003, 09:53 PM	#14
dragonglove Knight of El Dingo Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 642	Spiderman's four powers: Spider-Sense Spider-Agility Spider-Crawling Spider-Strength I can't think of any bad superheroes that haven't already been done. __________________ Dg's back, maybe. I swear "Forum Days" will return someday. War is no reason to end a friendship. Metal Gear Solid

12-31-2003, 10:05 PM	#16
dragonglove Knight of El Dingo Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 642	Ok I just got one. Name: The Burn Secret identity: Phil Jaleco Age: 24 "Super" Power: His skin is too hot for anyone to touch. Using this ability he can burn enemies as well as melt most objects. Bio (origin): The Burn has lived in secrecy most of his life. He has not been on many save the world adventures and is somewhat ashamed of his powers. As Phil Jaleco he has developed slight success as a systems administrator for a US kitchen appliance company. Appearance: He is always wearing leather on every part of his body except his face. Leather is the only thing that can suppress his powers. Archnemisis: Joe Piscotti - the guy who refills the candy and pop machines. The Burn swears Joe has it out for him. __________________ Dg's back, maybe. I swear "Forum Days" will return someday. War is no reason to end a friendship. Metal Gear Solid

01-01-2004, 05:06 AM	#19
cruelty13 Bring Cthulhu to Estonia! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In a tiny country next to Finland that quite obviously isn't sweeden nor Russia and where it rains Posts: 662	Name: Lawyer Lady Real Name: Lisa Northdon Age:35 Superpower: Is practically a super lawyer. Can lie very well, can talk really fast. Can also literally talk black into believing it is white. Can also get to any courthouse fast. Nowhere else though. While on the day job, she never uses any of her powers and fails miserably. Appearance: A rather fat, short woman has beige hair and wears a suit always. In superhero mode, she carries a case and wears a red cape. Bio: Was once a normal lawyer, but a very unsucesful one. So one day she got hit with a rock, that fell from the heavans and now is Lawyer Lady, protector of rich and wealthy in court. __________________ CTHULHU FHTAGN HEY YOU! Go over here and take a look at my pictures!

01-01-2004, 05:29 AM	#20
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	How about... Name: Apathy Man! Secret Identity: Who cares? Age: It doesn't matter... Super Power: He doesn't care about anything. Bio: Apathy Man lived in a shitty apartment, with a shitty job, a verbally abusive girlfriend, and a dog that greated him everyday by pissing on his leg. After a few years of this life style, he lost the ability to care about anything. Appearance: An uncleaned slob. He doesn't care enough to wash. Or... Name: The Burrito! Secret Identity: Sancho. Just Sancho. Age: 25 Superpower: He can create burritos from thin air. Any kind of burritos. He can also make soft shell tacos, chalupas, and enchiladas... but he prefers burritos. Bio: Sancho worked at taco bell when a truck carrying nuclear waste drove through the pick up window, and, unfortunately sprung a leak as it was driving past the window, dousing Sancho in nuclear waste, thus granting him his powers. Appearance: He wears a flared red shirt with very tight leather pants. He also announces himself as Sancho from the movie Orgazmo. "I am SANCHO!" He thinks he's really cool... but he's not. __________________ I am very tired.

12-31-2003, 09:51 PM	#12
BMHadoken Guest Posts: n/a	...Spiderman has super speed?

01-01-2004, 01:27 AM	#18
Dante Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Crushing the weak beneath the iron jackboots of tyranny Posts: 7,703	I can't decide... Hero name: Stupidman Real name: Pidass, Stu Age: 30 Superpower: Too Dumb to Die - Stupidman's stupidity is such that it warps reality. He refuses to recognizes anything as truly damaging to him, and thus he preserves hmself. To that end, he is almost invulnerable to physical harm, be it AK-47s, nuclear detonations, or even giant comedy mallets. Plain Dumb Luck - Through a combination of advanced stupidity techniques and simple luck, Stupidman has incredible luck in anything he does. Superhero name: Friendly Fire Real name: Monty Blank Age: 33 Superpower: Friendly Fire can shoot flaming blasts of power from his hands. Unfortunately, due to his clumsiness, he tends to blast his friends by accident. Superhero name: The Defenestrator Real name: Terry Reeves Age: 29 Superpower: Strength of Defenestration - The Defenestrator gained his name from being able to toss almost anything through almost any aperture. To that end, he is inhumanly skilled at throwing things, but he prefers to shove people and things through the portable window he carries.