CALVINBALL VI: This time, it's PERSONAL.... ok, so it's not.

[Mirai Gen]

http://elfonlyinn.keenspace.com/d/20030523.html

*TCHING TCHING*

in a whiff of energy and a few sword slashes, Mirai Gen swipes the calvin ball leaving Dark Toaster with a small toothpick, and then throws it at him, gaining a few points for things including but not limited to
Stealth stealing
Being cool
Making a plan
Making a plan that worked
Gaining points

[videogamerz2000]

And back to the game.....

TD nulifies the mini-Jara things, whatever their called, with his powerful lazer vision. That's right. Lazer vision. After then jumping on his wyvern friend, he flys up toward and steadies himself by SAAM and Jara. He stares at puny MM and laughs at the so called "godly spear". "My little sister picks her nose with tooth picks such as those" he chuckles. He wips out a beautiful spear, readily armed with fire turrets, a not-so-trident like tip and thousands of scrolls, streaming out of the spear, ready to be chanted by TD, to nulify more enimes.

[Jadarendir]

is the word "immortal" not in your fuckin vocablary or what???

The Minirendirs, unaffected by TD's attack, swarm TD. When they stop swarming him, he wasn't there anymore, for they had picked him apart and each had a tiny piece of TD in their hands. They destroyed the pieces, thus destroying TD's body.

[videogamerz2000]

"Pathetic..."
A voice fills the heads of everyplayer on the field except for the mangled remains of the current "TD". "You really think mini-Jara's could defeat me..." the voice calls out again. Across the field, a horde of TD's march onto the field preparing for war. "As for the word immortality, dip-shit" the voice says in Jara's head, "That's to light a word for my power." Across the horizon, a giant dragon, the of a enormus hill, pulls the throne of the almighty, supreme, everlasting, and "immortal" Thunder Dragoon wrapped in the universes strongest alloy. The horde of TD's stop and start chanting a massive, nuklear and unholy fire spell, that will engulf the field in a earth-charring explosion.
"Lay waste to the land...." the Supreme TD says, and waves his hand to the other players.

[slightly aboveaverage man]

Ooc: The winner is decided in two ways:

1.Two players begin to dominate (by that I mean come up with the best ideas) and then those two are the ones who will duke it out 'til one of them forfeits in a super cool way. (eg. Calvinball 2 I believe.)

or, when we near the page limit, the outcome is decided by a tie, the calvinball destroyed or something, everyone ends up doing something awesome in the end. then a new chapter starts.

Ic: suddenly the Calvinball flies from its posessor's hands and lands on the other side of a small rickety bridge. blocking the way of the Rickety bridge is SAAM, holding a large stick.

"Anyone who wants to cross me bridge 'ere will 'ave to pay da toll." SAAM declares.

Ooc: begin Robin Hood Men in Tights scene here.

[Jadarendir]

Jadarendir raises a hand to strangle the leading TD, but instead uses his indomitable psychic powers to break TD's soul in half. With another boost of power, he crushes the soul. Every TD drops into a motionless, lifeless ball.

[videogamerz2000]

"Jara... whatever you think your smoking..... stop thinking" TD says as he sees Jara, constipated on the ground with outstreched hands, and every last TD looks at him, frowning. The TD's gather round the passed-out Jara and draw their spears. "By the way Jara..." the Supreme TD says "My power is so imense, that if I were to come to this field and even say a word, your fraile body would shatter into a pile of bloody remians. That's why I making clones, pawns of my image to appear on this vast field." And with that, the TD's stab Jara unto his almost existence is wipped out. "This has been today's lesson..." the voice says again. "Anyone who wants to negotiate temporary alliances to squash tiny persons, such as Jara, may choose to do so now."
And with that, he throws a Document toward SAAM, stating that we should form a temporary alliance. He says to Jara "As for my soul..... nothing can crush it. Nor bend it. Nor even think of it's imerse power."

[slightly aboveaverage man]

"But technically that means even you can't comprehend your souls power. If you can't comprehend yourself, that means you are not self-aware. If you are not self aware, it means you're no smarter than a squirrel." comments one of the SAAM clones from the previous Calvinball chapter.

Ooc: this clone is expendable

[videogamerz2000]

"My souls power... if you can comprend the power BM gaines for a short time in hell... take his power and multiply it by, lets say... a million times. While i'm still able to hold it together with powerful magic bonds and strength, I disperse it to the clones/pawns. That way, they know what the goal is.... destroy enimes, claim the Calvinball and celebrate with my allies. And at the moment, from your question, I don't know if I'm confused by it or not." The Supreme Pawn TD shrugs at SAAM, and says "so do you wanna help me obliviate the competition and get down to the duel or not?"

[slightly aboveaverage man]

"Shmeh." the Toll bridge SAAM replied.
"my short term priority right now is to run this toll bridge here. at least until I get a challenge of some sort."

*Cough, cough, JADARENDIR, Cough.*