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03-29-2005, 06:41 PM
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Pure joy
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Germany
Posts: 10,689
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Sometimes the members of NPF just sit around and talk about fruit.
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Delirious treat: Why is it I get even less sleep when I'm on semester break?
Elmin Amaur: And why is the clown's will eating you?
spaceychick2003: can't type is more like it
Sasami Android: Because Oranges rock.
Sasami Android: ....what? They do.
RickZarber: Hmm. I've the opposite problem.
spaceychick2003: Or rocks orange.....
Maxis2K: tangermelons keep Clone's at bay
Delirious treat: Meister no likey the oranges.
Maxis2K: clowns!
Maxis2K: GAH!
Maxis2K: I GIVE UP ON ENGLIS
Maxis2K: H
spaceychick2003: i nothing type right for ingleesh sucketh
Sasami Android: Maxis, you crack me up.
Elmin Amaur: Incoming!!!
Sasami Android: And Meister....how can you not like oranges?!
Maxis2K: -_-
spaceychick2003: *hides under desk*
Elmin Amaur: *Dives away from the entrance*
clollieman: Oranges?
Delirious treat: Oranges make me angry. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY!
Elmin Amaur: Hmm...my invite must not have worked.
RickZarber: Look out, he's Mod'ing out!
clollieman: MY TEXT IS ORANGE! FEAR MY ORANGE TEXT OF MAKING-MEISTER-ANGRY-NESS!
clollieman: :DDD
Delirious treat: *blows up a random orange* Okay, that's better.
Sasami Android: IT'S KIM POSSIBLE!
spaceychick2003: *uses ray of frost on orange*
LethargyMan hat den Raum betreten.
Delirious treat: But seriously.
Sasami Android: KIM POSSIBLE IT MY HALF-UNCLE TWIN!
LethargyMan: Hello
spaceychick2003: Kim Possible is kool!
Delirious treat: I avoid the little buggers.
clollieman: YES I AM KIM POSSIBLE SASAMI AND I WILL KICK YOUR ASS WITH ORANGES :DDD
Elmin Amaur: No you won't Kim Possible!
Sasami Android: *gasp* NOt the Oranges!
Elmin Amaur: You'll have to kick my ass instead!!!
spaceychick2003: WELL I AM YOU BROTHER'S UNCLE'S HALF-BROTHER'S COUSIN'S FORMER ROOMMATE!
Delirious treat: Now, tangerines...
clollieman: o_O
Sasami Android: Suck
Sasami Android: *hates tangerines*
Maxis2K: tangerMELONS!
Elmin Amaur: I hate all forms of citrus.
spaceychick2003: CECTARINES!!!
Sasami Android: You are spacey? WHY DIDN'T YOU SEND ME A POSTCARD THEN?!
Delirious treat: At least they're easy to detect.
spaceychick2003: *NECTARINES
Sasami Android: ....those are good.
LethargyMan: Pummelos rock
Delirious treat: You can smell someone eating tangerines across the whole room. Then you can go over and bum some.
Maxis2K: I love this
clollieman: Aw, I was likin' the sound of them Cectarines. :{{{
Maxis2K: anyone played Suikoden III?
Delirious treat: Unless you hate them, in which case you're screwed.
Elmin Amaur: Heh, too much citrus in this state.
Sasami Android: *raises hand*
Maxis2K: heh, I'm in a strategy battle
Delirious treat: Also, nectarines are too juicy for my taste.
Sasami Android: For real?
Maxis2K: ...I made Cecile able to take on everybody in the councils army -_-
Sasami Android: NICE.
Maxis2K: its pathetic
Delirious treat: Whenever I eat one the neighbours from below knock on my door and complain about the wet spots on their ceiling.
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03-29-2005, 09:11 PM
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Please Be Well
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Virginia
Posts: 2,715
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NPF'ers are the epitome of high society:
DruidofUndeath: What I want to know is who determined what words became swear words Elmin Amaur: You lobster-back! Sasami Android: why am I being given gifts/ RickZarber: fudgemonkies.... LethargyMan: Humbug! DruidofUndeath: Up yours elephant toenail clipping LethargyMan: Mee Crob Elmin Amaur: Why does the sun rise SA? DruidofUndeath: *gasp* DruidofUndeath: The worst of the swears! RickZarber: nah LethargyMan: Indeed RickZarber: that'd be BELGUIM! RickZarber: crap, shocked y'all into silence... DruidofUndeath: Ni! RickZarber: *twitch*
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03-29-2005, 11:50 PM
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Shaken not Stirred
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Arkansas
Posts: 1,949
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pwned
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Kufu Reaper: Puns = teh sucks. DruidofUndeath: You=teh sucks DruidofUndeath: Puns=win Sasami Android: Puns = Chair Sasami Android: Chair pwns. DruidofUndeath: Fire pwns chair Kufu Reaper: Water pwns fire. DruidofUndeath: Fire and water pwn each other Maxis2K: wind p0wnz water DruidofUndeath: Thus steam pwns all Mysterious1711: Electricity pwns all Darthlord Ragnos: Blackholes Pwn all Sasami Android: Leaving chair intact, thus still pwning all. DruidofUndeath: Blackholes suck DruidofUndeath: Eunechs pwn chair Kufu Reaper: *pokes Druid in the brian* Elmin Amaur: EA=pwned Darthlord Ragnos: No such thing as a suck in science DruidofUndeath: Not the Brian! Maxis2K: Quazars own Black Holes Sasami Android: Yes, the brian. Kufu Reaper: Yep. Kufu Reaper: I went there. Maxis2K: because Quazars are colliding Galaxies that form giant black holes Kufu Reaper: Eat me. DruidofUndeath: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Darthlord Ragnos: Quazars are blackholes LethargyMan: aieee! Sasami Android: Fancy pwns ordinary Darthlord Ragnos: With stuff around them Maxis2K: like I said Sasami Android: so, since it has a fancier name...it pwns. Darthlord Ragnos: Blackholes can't pwn themselves Kufu Reaper: Oooooh. Sasami Android: THey can too. =P DruidofUndeath: Why not? I can pwn myself DruidofUndeath: *pwns self* Maxis2K: a bigger black hole can absorb a smaller one Darthlord Ragnos: I was talking in general Sasami Android: Heh, okies. DruidofUndeath: Hypothetical pwns general Darthlord Ragnos: One group of things can't pwn itself Sasami Android: I can pwn things. Darthlord Ragnos: Do I need to break out M theory? Kufu Reaper: God pwns Black holes. (I did it agian! ARRGH!) Mysterious1711: My left hand pwns my right hand Kufu Reaper: At what? Kufu Reaper: >.o DruidofUndeath: pwning himself Mysterious1711: Stuff Darthlord Ragnos: M theory pwns god. Kufu Reaper: Dare I ask it... Kufu Reaper: M theory? Sasami Android: Don't... Maxis2K: the human mind p0wnz all
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03-30-2005, 05:10 AM
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Stranger in a strange land.
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Walla Walla, WA.
Posts: 2,846
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Krylo Killian has entered the room. Kuroude7: Yo. Sasami Android: Heya, nothing really goin on. Kuroude7: Yup. Krylo Killian: Cloud made me come back.. Kuroude7: I just felt like dragging you in here. =p Krylo Killian: I feel like a bitch now Kuroude7: Heh heh heh heh heh. Sasami Android: Cloud....Krylo is your bitch? 0_O Kuroude7: Holy shit, Krylo's my bitch! XD Drake Chaser: I should write a song entitled "I'm my own bitch" Kuroude7: O_o Krylo Killian: ...Is Cloud going to pimp slap me and make me suck his cock now? Kuroude7: No, I'm going to pimp you out to the forumsers, bitch! *pimp slaps* Sasami Android: *saves* Sasami Android: *prints Tabloids* Krylo Killian: Which forumers? Kuroude7: Oh, you know, those forumers. You know the ones... Krylo Killian: No I don't. If I did, I wouldn't ask Kuroude7: *pimp slaps* No questioning! Krylo Killian: Bah... screw this. I quit. Lycan, I'm your bitch now. Kuroude7: Damn.
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03-30-2005, 05:29 AM
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Deus Lupus
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The City of Angels
Posts: 2,925
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and after that:
Sasami Android: Whose bitch am I then? Kuroude7: Dibs! krylokillian: You can come join Lycan's stable. Sasami Android: But Lycan doesnt' like me... krylokillian: We could be roomies! krylokillian: I'll knock him around 'til he agrees. Sasami Android: Well...ask Lycan what he thinks. krylokillian: Lycan! Lycanthrope: I go away for three minutes and find myself a pimp? No no no. this doesn't go. 2:05 AM Sasami Android: See? he hates me... krylokillian: *kicks Lycan in the balls* krylokillian: Try again Lycanthrope: You see, I'm not flamboyant nor charismatic enough to be a pimp and-- *oof* Kuroude7: ... Ouch, role reversal. Lycanthrope: *stiffens* Lycanthrope: *in higher voice* that was uncalled for krylokillian: *grabs Lycan's ear and yanks it down by his mouth* Right... so me and SA are your bitches now... ok. Kuroude7: o_O Lycanthrope: ....okay....
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"With these seven easy steps, you, too, can be the authoritarian despot of your own principality. Machiavelli, your road to happiness" "I shoot Flying Monkies!" "Christmas had it coming its what it gets for taking over thanksgiving and threatening halloween with its weapons of mass consumerism" "Death to All Fanatics!" Official RP Action God  Lycanthropic Poem "FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE." -Death Krylo and BMG are apparently my bitches. |
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03-30-2005, 06:35 PM
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3 months till Learners
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: somewhere over the rainbow to the east in US
Posts: 345
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Anime Ben2003: cheater
Krylo Killian: Cheater's always win. Krylo Killian: Cheaters* Anime Ben2003: *puts bunny ears on krylo* *will get slapped latr Krylo Killian: bah Krylo Killian: Oooohh... bunny ears! Anime Ben2003: maybe not Krylo Killian: *strokes them lovingly* Anime Ben2003: *run away Krylo Killian: Think I can run faster and jump farther now? Like in Majora's Mask? Anime Ben2003: no this is an old dying bunny Krylo Killian: Bah. Krylo Killian: Well, at least they're still fashionable. Anime Ben2003: humbug Anime Ben2003: true that
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03-31-2005, 09:49 PM
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Stranger in a strange land.
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Walla Walla, WA.
Posts: 2,846
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Starring (In order of appearance) Apathy Man, DruidoftheDead, and me, Cloud Strife.
LethargyMan: whoa....did I really spell it "thurst" LethargyMan: I'm off today DruidofUndeath: So it seems DruidofUndeath: But we have the spiky haired spell check here DruidofUndeath: So never fear! DruidofUndeath: He can correct full sentences with a wave of his hand DruidofUndeath: Locate a thesaurus in a single bound Kuroude7: Heh heh heh... Kuroude7: I like it, Druid. DruidofUndeath: He can dodge leetspeak like the wind DruidofUndeath: Beware typos, you're time has come! Kuroude7: *your ¬¬
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You know, I'd put up something witty and clever right now, but eh. I'm lazy.
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04-01-2005, 10:53 AM
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HA! This time *I* win!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Dancing on Link's grave ^_^
Posts: 92
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Waiting... = Me
Cloud Strife = duh [02:17:24 AM] Waiting...: i just got done mircowaving dice lol [02:17:37 AM] Cloud Strife: Wow...someone's bored. [02:17:53 AM] Waiting...: yea, no kidding [02:18:28 AM] Waiting...: they are so hot lol [02:18:36 AM] Cloud Strife: I'll bet. [02:19:32 AM] Waiting...: my d4 half exploded [02:19:42 AM] Cloud Strife: o_O [02:20:40 AM] Waiting...: yea, it was aahsome
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04-01-2005, 11:37 PM
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:3
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 395
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[20:52] Friend: So basically you just said if I randomly grabbed you and raped you in the ass, you would enjoy it?
[20:52] VA Ninja75: yep [20:52] Friend: Just checking Last edited by VA_Ninja; 04-02-2005 at 06:19 PM. |
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04-02-2005, 10:57 AM
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D8
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 732
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crazyman06883: :P
nuklearshiney: :B crazyman06883: oh crazyman06883: well crazyman06883: :B crazyman06883: there crazyman06883: mine is so much cooler crazyman06883: :B nuklearshiney: negative, the superiority of mine cannot be measured by conventional methods crazyman06883: ya huh crazyman06883: :B SHAZAM! (note: mine was way cooler cuz it was bigger ad red, while his was tiny and black. :p ) |
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