I *could* buy a real one for 99c at the checkout. Like a SAVAGE. - Page 2

Fifthfiend · 11-02-2006, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Drusus

You're on a slippery slope there, fifth. Before you know it, you'll be freebasing nougat just to get through the day. You just can't keep chasing the (chocolate, caramel-filled) dragon -- find a nice candy bar, settle down with it, and remember that you aren't as young as you used to be.

I can't help it. My dark temptress, she calls to me.

No seriously, these things are like if you made s'mores into a candy bar, except minus the annoying goddamn graham cracker. And with caramel! There's just no saying no to that, I tell you.

Belnazar · 11-07-2006, 07:22 AM

Hmmm I feel that I have to firmly disagree, i do not see or have ever seen twix as the superior chocolate bar, instead i feel that Cadbury's Turkish Delight is truly as its name implies, and a much better choice for candy consumption. However I will also note that the Cadbury's Snack bar is a load of tripe, and merely an excuse for them to fill chocolate with sludge.

Kerensky287 · 11-08-2006, 10:22 PM

I've always had a soft spot for Mint Aero Bars and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Nothing fancy. I gotta say though, I hate the way those Caramel Reese's cups come in packs of 2, but cost as much as the 3 pack of regular ones. Why do people even buy them? They're messing with the legendary "You got peanut butter in my chocolate" formula, and they're gouging you for that extra bit of caramel! There's no way in HELL that a small layer of gooeyness makes it worth 1.5 times as much. And I know that they aren't forcing me to buy it, but it takes up valuable vending machine space that could be better served holding Mint Aero Bars or... umm... feeding the starvin' children?

Mint Aero Bars are the best. They stay true enough to the formula of the original without being a complete copy, and they give you enough mint flavour that it separates it from the pack. Plus, the inside is GREEN. How cool is that?

Fifthfiend · 11-08-2006, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Kerensky287

I gotta say though, I hate the way those Caramel Reese's cups come in packs of 2, but cost as much as the 3 pack of regular ones.

I hate the way those Caramel Reese's cups manage to take chocolate, peanut butter, and caramel, and make them all taste like grody ass.

BlackMageGirl! · 11-09-2006, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by fifthfiend

I hate the way those Caramel Reese's cups manage to take chocolate, peanut butter, and caramel, and make them all taste like grody ass.

Pretty much my sentiments on those abominations.

My love is reserved for Watchamacallits. Good stuffs! <3

GARUD · 11-09-2006, 01:03 AM

Wait, fun size? FUN SIZE? How is having an extra small chocolate bar fun? Since when is it enjoyable? It just means you want another one just for the sake of filling up a little more. What, is all the fun in eating the second bar or something? No, sorry, I don't think so.

And calling it fun size is so confusing. Why not call it extra small? You don't see men walking around saying they have fun size genetalia, do you?. And how is it can be wrapped in a 'party pack'? What's there to party about, having a group of really small chocolate bars to eat? Seriously.

greed · 11-09-2006, 01:27 AM

Wait when have YOU heard men walking around saying they have extra small penises?

I second the Fry's Turkish Delight though. Well them or Golden Roughs.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche · 11-09-2006, 02:52 AM

Cadbury eggs will always have a special place in my heart.
But for the time when it's no longer easter and the evil monkeys in charge of chocolate take that away I enjoy Twix's most of all.
Anyone else feel like going through the effort of getting a "Fun" sized candy bar open just isn't worth it?

Kerensky287 · 11-09-2006, 03:44 PM

I bet the whole "fun size" idea was made by someone who was trying desperately to think of another word to describe his manhood with while trying to pick up girls. Someone overheard him, for he had no inner monologue, and thought he was talking about their miniature chocolate bars. Needless to say, the term was never used to describe one's unit again.

Or so the legend goes.

**Satan's Onion** · 11-10-2006, 02:38 AM

Chocolate Oranges. Lord, yes, Chocolate Oranges. I love those. Those are amazing. Chocolate Raspberries ain't bad, and those Chocolate Peppermint ball thingys don't do it for me at all, but I heart me Chocolate Oranges. 'Specially the dark chocolate ones. (But I'll take either. 'Cos I'm a candy slut that way.)

11-08-2006, 10:22 PM	#13
Kerensky287 Just That Good Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,426	I've always had a soft spot for Mint Aero Bars and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Nothing fancy. I gotta say though, I hate the way those Caramel Reese's cups come in packs of 2, but cost as much as the 3 pack of regular ones. Why do people even buy them? They're messing with the legendary "You got peanut butter in my chocolate" formula, and they're gouging you for that extra bit of caramel! There's no way in HELL that a small layer of gooeyness makes it worth 1.5 times as much. And I know that they aren't forcing me to buy it, but it takes up valuable vending machine space that could be better served holding Mint Aero Bars or... umm... feeding the starvin' children? Mint Aero Bars are the best. They stay true enough to the formula of the original without being a complete copy, and they give you enough mint flavour that it separates it from the pack. Plus, the inside is GREEN. How cool is that? __________________ People who live in Glass homes should not throw stones or Jerk off at daytime

11-09-2006, 01:03 AM	#16
GARUD Demon Slayer and Ass Kicker Join Date: May 2005 Location: Hell... and demons are my bitches Posts: 1,460	Wait, fun size? FUN SIZE? How is having an extra small chocolate bar fun? Since when is it enjoyable? It just means you want another one just for the sake of filling up a little more. What, is all the fun in eating the second bar or something? No, sorry, I don't think so. And calling it fun size is so confusing. Why not call it extra small? You don't see men walking around saying they have fun size genetalia, do you?. And how is it can be wrapped in a 'party pack'? What's there to party about, having a group of really small chocolate bars to eat? Seriously. __________________ Just a post made by your neighborhood ~~friendly DEMON SLAYER~~ jerk PSYCHO KILLER! ~Awesome Avatar by Mauve.

11-09-2006, 03:44 PM	#19
Kerensky287 Just That Good Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,426	I bet the whole "fun size" idea was made by someone who was trying desperately to think of another word to describe his manhood with while trying to pick up girls. Someone overheard him, for he had no inner monologue, and thought he was talking about their miniature chocolate bars. Needless to say, the term was never used to describe one's unit again. Or so the legend goes. __________________ People who live in Glass homes should not throw stones or Jerk off at daytime

11-10-2006, 02:38 AM	#20
Satan's Onion Swing You Sinners! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: 4th Street Posts: 2,666	Chocolate Oranges. Lord, yes, Chocolate Oranges. I love those. Those are amazing. Chocolate Raspberries ain't bad, and those Chocolate Peppermint ball thingys don't do it for me at all, but I heart me Chocolate Oranges. 'Specially the dark chocolate ones. (But I'll take either. 'Cos I'm a candy slut that way.) __________________ Good evening, ladies. Please enter and be tained .

11-07-2006, 07:22 AM	#12
Belnazar Goomba Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3	Hmmm I feel that I have to firmly disagree, i do not see or have ever seen twix as the superior chocolate bar, instead i feel that Cadbury's Turkish Delight is truly as its name implies, and a much better choice for candy consumption. However I will also note that the Cadbury's Snack bar is a load of tripe, and merely an excuse for them to fill chocolate with sludge.