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Unread 08-24-2004, 11:55 AM   #11
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How did this topic get from a cheeto on ebay to trading people's souls? I will admit, though, that WAS a large cheeto. Indeed.

We also did the soul trading thing in high school, but only about 8 of us did it. We had other people's souls, but nobody thought anything of it. I used to always say I was giving someone mine in a trade, and then use a fake signature or an alias to backstab my way out of losing my soul.
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Unread 08-24-2004, 11:57 AM   #12
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Souls...mmmm...Don't you just love someone elses hard earned soul...Offcourse I don't collect souls anymore...I don't! ...Go away!

I must start collectong souls and then selling them at ebay...I could make some real money in the soul business...Not to mention the cheeto business...

THINK ABOUT IT! IT'S BRILLIANT!
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Unread 08-24-2004, 12:11 PM   #13
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That cheeto definitly was big, and man shaped.
Oh, I just happen to have some pens aroud i was wondering if someone wanted to do a little trading?
Please, i could really use a soul, I traded mine for a FORBIDDEN DOUGHNUT
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Unread 08-24-2004, 12:28 PM   #14
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I ate my soul a while ago. It was tasty, and good with salt.

Anyway, that was a disturbing cheeto. It should be shot.
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Unread 08-24-2004, 01:12 PM   #15
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Meh...I've seen worst. There was once a "haunted rubber ducky" for sale. I tried to find it, but I couldn't. Generally, the guy who was sold it wrote a story about how it went all possessed on them, and that they were trying to get rid of it.
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Unread 08-24-2004, 01:16 PM   #16
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Haha, selling souls. Despite the fact that it's obviously a joke, the few believers who buy them...it's brilliant! I could totally con people out of money with non-existant things! I should just sell goblins and angels on ebay too.
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Unread 08-24-2004, 01:23 PM   #17
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if I may quote a rather good movie
"People buy blood sausage, people are stupid"
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Unread 08-24-2004, 01:53 PM   #18
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I wonder if there is anything in the E-Bay Guildelines against the sale of souls on e-bay... Someone should check that out. Also... what would you list a soul as? Collectable? Miscellanous?

I am intrigued by this...

I'd sell my soul... but it's kind of... in debt to the Broodwich that I found... it really is a good sandwich tho... I like the honey mustard... but I picked off the sun-dried tomatoes. Ick... hate tomatoes.
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Unread 08-24-2004, 02:03 PM   #19
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Once, while browsing E-Bay, I noticed a soul, a copy of the necronomicon, and a demon (in a bottle) all on sale at the same time. I pondered buying them and then summoning satan, or cthulu, or whatever big baddy I could summon with their collective powers... then I decided that would cost money and probably not work.
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Unread 08-24-2004, 02:32 PM   #20
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I've seen too many weird things being sold on ebay to even notice a cheeto anymore...

A "slightly used" Lamborghini.
Nipple warmers (made of possum fur)
A dead gnat.

And...

"The player didn't work all that bad, all things considered. He had a slight whirring noise towards the end though. So I worked it over a little.

PS: The whirring noise is gone now (see images)

Pickaxe not included."


On an unrelated note, if someone knows an English page dedicated to collecting weird auctions, why not share your knowledge?
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