Sheik: A true mystery. (Zelda OoT spoilers within) - Page 2

Kikuichimonji · 06-16-2005, 04:27 PM

After looking it up on the game, I have decided that I have a crappy T.V. It does say eye. But it's not a typo, it makes sense in the sentence it's in. Sheik is a she, for sure, because it says so. Fucking hate my t.v.

Red Mage Black · 06-16-2005, 05:07 PM

I believe there is a new Zelda flash on Newgrounds that shows the "true"(just a joke though) meaning of the Triforce, I just can't find it again or remember the name of it.

Lucas · 06-16-2005, 06:57 PM

zelda's pride force... and ugh.

MFD · 06-16-2005, 11:43 PM

Well, if you want to get into art theory and imagery, the triangle has been used to symbolize womanhood, specifically the vagina. So, um... the Triforce is totally the essence of the goddesses. Triangle of triangles, womanhood of womanhood. Also, Zelda wears the Triforce symbol on her dress, correct? Near her waist?

Illuminatus · 06-17-2005, 12:00 AM

Proof that Sheik is indeed a man:

Zelda: Sumptuous rack.

Sheik: No rack.

End of discussion.

Flare · 06-17-2005, 12:14 AM

Mental Note: Just keep your questions to yourself from now on, Flare. :fighter:

PyrosNine · 06-17-2005, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Illuminatus

Proof that Sheik is indeed a man:

Zelda: Sumptuous rack.

Sheik: No rack.

End of discussion.

Ever heard of the Priestess's bind? It's a magical bra given to certain "gifted" magical priestesses and princesses of magic, That makes them appear less "gifted"(Nintendo uses it alot) . Some don't use it, as showing their goods seems to serve as some sort of defense mechanism, but if used well, can make them as flat as a board.

And duct tape works wonders too.

Point that Sheik be a chick:
1 Zelda wasn't so "Gifted" in the first place,
2 Zelda did have a nice rear.
3 Sheik has a nice rear (And several Cut Scenes unneccesarily zooming in on it, Remember the Monster coming out of the Well?)

So either Sheik's a girl, or I'm a very confused Fire Demon/Ninja.

This brings to mind a line from a sitcom (that featured Queen Latifah I think, but I can't remember the name):

First Executive: "So He was a woman? That explains why I felt strangely attracted to him."
Second Executive: "Indeed. And she was a man? That explains why I was strangely attracted to her."

Flare · 06-17-2005, 12:23 AM

*Completely Dumfounded* I'm hoping you have just had too much caffine or something to that effect. :fighter:

Illuminatus · 06-17-2005, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PyrosNine

2 Zelda did have a nice rear.
3 Sheik has a nice rear (And several Cut Scenes unneccesarily zooming in on it, Remember the Monster coming out of the Well?)

No, Zelda has a MONSTROUS rear that at least doubles the radius of her skirts. Sheik has a disturbingly attractive rear, but by no means the monstrosity that Zelda posseses. She's shaped like some sort of brodbingnarian hourglass.

Psrdirector · 06-17-2005, 12:40 AM

shiek is a girl, and in ssbm the best caricture in the game (i know tecnocly Zelda is the caricture and shiek is someone you can sorta become)

Any one else remember that in the origanol game Zelda was the name of the little fairies, and that the princess was just called the princess of hyrul

06-16-2005, 05:07 PM	#12
Red Mage Black Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Where the Sun isn't so warm. Posts: 2,673	I believe there is a new Zelda flash on Newgrounds that shows the "true"(just a joke though) meaning of the Triforce, I just can't find it again or remember the name of it. Last edited by Red Mage Black; 06-16-2005 at 05:12 PM.

06-16-2005, 11:43 PM	#14
MFD THWIP! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,626	Well, if you want to get into art theory and imagery, the triangle has been used to symbolize womanhood, specifically the vagina. So, um... the Triforce is totally the essence of the goddesses. Triangle of triangles, womanhood of womanhood. Also, Zelda wears the Triforce symbol on her dress, correct? Near her waist? __________________ And The Lord did curse Caine for his sin, for by The Lord blood may only be repaid in sparkly glitter. - DFM 11:30

06-17-2005, 12:00 AM	#15
Illuminatus The Dread Pirate Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the wild things are Posts: 1,310	Proof that Sheik is indeed a man: Zelda: Sumptuous rack. Sheik: No rack. End of discussion. __________________ Man, n. An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be. His chief occupation is the extermination of other animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole habitable earth and Canada. -Ambrose Bierce's Devil's Dictionary

06-17-2005, 12:14 AM	#16
Flare Knight of the Flare Moon Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: MD Posts: 248	*Sigh* Mental Note: Just keep your questions to yourself from now on, Flare. :fighter: __________________ "Don't worry. I'll die before I let the enemy touch you." -Sousuke, speaking to Crimsonsage, Cheef, and Princessjo (FFXI, Garuda server)

06-17-2005, 12:23 AM	#18
Flare Knight of the Flare Moon Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: MD Posts: 248	... Completely Dumfounded I'm hoping you have just had too much caffine or something to that effect. :fighter: __________________ "Don't worry. I'll die before I let the enemy touch you." -Sousuke, speaking to Crimsonsage, Cheef, and Princessjo (FFXI, Garuda server)

06-16-2005, 06:57 PM	#13
Lucas Shotokan Master Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 529	zelda's pride force... and ugh.

06-17-2005, 12:40 AM	#20
Psrdirector Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In the worst State in the damn world Indiana Posts: 1,261	shiek is a girl, and in ssbm the best caricture in the game (i know tecnocly Zelda is the caricture and shiek is someone you can sorta become) Any one else remember that in the origanol game Zelda was the name of the little fairies, and that the princess was just called the princess of hyrul