#587: "Thirsty. Tired. Die." - Page 2

PyrosNine · 08-16-2005, 12:25 AM

You don't need to 'probe' to see the humor in this one. Though odds are we'll beat this horse dead quite quickly...

Wow, so that's how you make a kickass comic. Sometimes I wish I had the monetaries to have photoshop. And then some natural art talent, which I lack like the Dwarfland Desert lacks an ocean.

Lumpy · 08-16-2005, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by phil_mike

Metal, there's a smaller article on the page that mentions a real-estate scam involving ocean-front property and a desert. That'd be what BM is talking about.

Also, Brian, you know we want to know what else is on that page. Hook us up so that we may probe the dwafland media.

Why do the jokes have to be so subtle? Aw well, I'll check more closely next time.

Tebor · 08-16-2005, 02:25 AM

Good Lord, Black Mage's comment pointing out the factual error of the writer is PRICELESS. The probe jokes fell flat with me, but I was rolling around with that "Haven't happened yet" comment. GENIUS!!!

videogamerz2000 · 08-16-2005, 02:32 AM

I just hope for future sake, the word 'Probe' from RM's vocab and the words 'Kill.Poop.Rape' from Berserkers are never put in the same sentence.
As for BM's insight on Time anomolies with past deaths and future real-estate, I'm surprised RM's brain didn't a-splode.
Oh, and the elves are NEVER to be blamed.

Trixbeat · 08-16-2005, 03:02 AM

But the dwarves blame the elves for everything! Which is strange when both Ranger and Berserker manages to keep together as a team.
I'm sure the news article probably means SOMETHING, but it's too blurred to read. I can only make out "Regardless of boundaries and regulations of what may become..."

Cybren · 08-16-2005, 03:15 AM

i was hoping I could have wittly mentioned the very thing BM did, suprising everyone with my keen observation.
Oh well, it seems I was beaten to the punch.
Or, to keep with the pattern, beaten to the probe

CraC17 · 08-16-2005, 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Trixbeat

But the dwarves blame the elves for everything! Which is strange when both Ranger and Berserker manages to keep together as a team.
I'm sure the news article probably means SOMETHING, but it's too blurred to read. I can only make out "Regardless of boundaries and regulations of what may become..."

Very good point: Why would a dwarf (Beserker) and an Elf (Ranger) ever team together for any reason other than to accompany the ringbearer to Mount Doom?

Skyshot · 08-16-2005, 06:15 AM

Thank god I wasn't drinking something when I read that last line. Although I knew it was coming from the strip title.

Best part was probably the quote in the thread title, though.

Incidentally, Ranger's a half-elf. That had to help somehow.

Argonreality · 08-16-2005, 10:28 AM

I'm interested in the caption for the picture in the paper. All I can make out is:

"Artist's rendition of the serial arsonists by -------- --------
Thank ------ he didn't fill the whole page up with nothing but ----
cocks. He is obsessed with man-genitals."

At least, I THINK that's what it says. Anyone else?

shiney · 08-16-2005, 10:37 AM

Scott(something) Ramsoomair. Probably edited to be more dwarfy.
The second blank is that dwarf god, I can't remember the name. Moria or something similar. Third blank no idea.

Edit: I was close!

08-16-2005, 12:25 AM	#11
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	You don't need to 'probe' to see the humor in this one. Though odds are we'll beat this horse dead quite quickly... Wow, so that's how you make a kickass comic. Sometimes I wish I had the monetaries to have photoshop. And then some natural art talent, which I lack like the Dwarfland Desert lacks an ocean. __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!

08-16-2005, 02:32 AM	#14
videogamerz2000 The Thunder Dragoon Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Next door Posts: 1,253	I just hope for future sake, the word 'Probe' from RM's vocab and the words 'Kill.Poop.Rape' from Berserkers are never put in the same sentence. As for BM's insight on Time anomolies with past deaths and future real-estate, I'm surprised RM's brain didn't a-splode. Oh, and the elves are NEVER to be blamed. __________________ Thunder Dragoon _______________________________ If I had a nickel for everytime I got drunk with, I would have a very effective nickel sock. To beat people with.

08-16-2005, 03:02 AM	#15
Trixbeat Bullet Bill Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 286	But the dwarves blame the elves for everything! Which is strange when both Ranger and Berserker manages to keep together as a team. I'm sure the news article probably means SOMETHING, but it's too blurred to read. I can only make out "Regardless of boundaries and regulations of what may become..." __________________ ??? used Scan on Fighter! Level: 0.001 HP: !VALUE# MP: 0 Weak against: nothing

08-16-2005, 10:28 AM	#19
Argonreality Scrapper, Damage Pony. Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 19	I'm interested in the caption for the picture in the paper. All I can make out is: "Artist's rendition of the serial arsonists by -------- -------- Thank ------ he didn't fill the whole page up with nothing but ---- cocks. He is obsessed with man-genitals." At least, I THINK that's what it says. Anyone else? __________________ :bmage: Blind stabs at humor only hurt the slow.

08-16-2005, 10:37 AM	#20
shiney Derrrrrrrrrrrrrp. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The land of fartz and buttz Posts: 8,266	Scott(something) Ramsoomair. Probably edited to be more dwarfy. The second blank is that dwarf god, I can't remember the name. Moria or something similar. Third blank no idea. Edit: I was close! __________________ boop

08-16-2005, 02:25 AM	#13
Tebor Canon Fodder Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 25	Good Lord, Black Mage's comment pointing out the factual error of the writer is PRICELESS. The probe jokes fell flat with me, but I was rolling around with that "Haven't happened yet" comment. GENIUS!!!

08-16-2005, 03:15 AM	#16
Cybren ҉҉҉҉▒▒▒▒▒▒ Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 279	i was hoping I could have wittly mentioned the very thing BM did, suprising everyone with my keen observation. Oh well, it seems I was beaten to the punch. Or, to keep with the pattern, beaten to the probe