8-bit Magic: The Gathering - Page 2

Michael Morris · 01-04-2004, 10:54 AM

I'll continue the March of cards here since Russ over at ENWorld might shoot me if I squirrel many more 8-bit cards into the server.

Michael Morris · 01-04-2004, 10:56 AM

For those who can't read that card above the rules text is

When during the course of this recreational activity (hereafter "game") this document (hereafter "card") is entered into the play zone (or in the terminology of the documents governing the game (hereafter "rules") this card "comes into play" then if it is the thirteenth day of the month and one or more players is wearing any clothing manufactured from denim cloth and if the day of the week is a Friday, Tuesday or Sunday then the player of this card shall be declared the winner unless one of the other players immediately dispenses from his portable document repository (hereafter "wallet") all monies therein to the player of this card.

Next card...

Michael Morris · 01-04-2004, 11:01 AM

Speaking of Black Mage...

Michael Morris · 01-04-2004, 11:02 AM

More Black Mage v. White Mage silliness...

Forever Zero · 01-04-2004, 11:03 AM

Heh, nice card, it actually does sound like something you would find in a Thief contract, although his would be more vague so he could claim this card worked on any day in any situation. Maybe there should be another card labeled, "The All Purpose Prove Them Wrong Clause", and if it is used immediatly after any card is put in play, it negates all special qualifiers on that card or any attempts to counter the card and the card is a success, thus making Thief's Contract always a success if you have both and can play both of them at the same time.

EDIT: This is in reference to Thief's contract, the others weren't up a second ago.

Michael Morris · 01-04-2004, 11:06 AM

This next card is broken - but so is Thief's larceny skill rank.

Michael Morris · 01-04-2004, 11:08 AM

Speaking of empty vaults

Michael Morris · 01-04-2004, 11:11 AM

Back to Thief...

Michael Morris · 01-04-2004, 11:12 AM

Now, Here's my take on King Dumb Ass.. Er, Stevie...

Michael Morris · 01-04-2004, 11:16 AM

And now back to Black Mage. This is one of my favorites so far.

01-04-2004, 10:54 AM	#11
Michael Morris Usually Lurking Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Knoxville TN Posts: 153	I'll continue the March of cards here since Russ over at ENWorld might shoot me if I squirrel many more 8-bit cards into the server. Attached Images

01-04-2004, 10:56 AM	#12
Michael Morris Usually Lurking Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Knoxville TN Posts: 153	For those who can't read that card above the rules text is When during the course of this recreational activity (hereafter "game") this document (hereafter "card") is entered into the play zone (or in the terminology of the documents governing the game (hereafter "rules") this card "comes into play" then if it is the thirteenth day of the month and one or more players is wearing any clothing manufactured from denim cloth and if the day of the week is a Friday, Tuesday or Sunday then the player of this card shall be declared the winner unless one of the other players immediately dispenses from his portable document repository (hereafter "wallet") all monies therein to the player of this card. Next card... Attached Images

01-04-2004, 11:01 AM	#13
Michael Morris Usually Lurking Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Knoxville TN Posts: 153	Speaking of Black Mage... Attached Images

01-04-2004, 11:02 AM	#14
Michael Morris Usually Lurking Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Knoxville TN Posts: 153	More Black Mage v. White Mage silliness... Attached Images

01-04-2004, 11:03 AM	#15
Forever Zero Saint of Stats Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The End Of The World Posts: 5,646	Heh, nice card, it actually does sound like something you would find in a Thief contract, although his would be more vague so he could claim this card worked on any day in any situation. Maybe there should be another card labeled, "The All Purpose Prove Them Wrong Clause", and if it is used immediatly after any card is put in play, it negates all special qualifiers on that card or any attempts to counter the card and the card is a success, thus making Thief's Contract always a success if you have both and can play both of them at the same time. EDIT: This is in reference to Thief's contract, the others weren't up a second ago. __________________ "For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast, And breathed in the face of the foe as he pass'd; And the eyes of the sleepers wax'd deadly and chill, And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!" - The Destruction of Sennacherib Last edited by Forever Zero; 01-04-2004 at 11:11 AM.

01-04-2004, 11:06 AM	#16
Michael Morris Usually Lurking Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Knoxville TN Posts: 153	This next card is broken - but so is Thief's larceny skill rank. Attached Images

01-04-2004, 11:08 AM	#17
Michael Morris Usually Lurking Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Knoxville TN Posts: 153	Speaking of empty vaults Attached Images

01-04-2004, 11:11 AM	#18
Michael Morris Usually Lurking Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Knoxville TN Posts: 153	Back to Thief... Attached Images

01-04-2004, 11:12 AM	#19
Michael Morris Usually Lurking Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Knoxville TN Posts: 153	Now, Here's my take on King Dumb Ass.. Er, Stevie... Attached Images

01-04-2004, 11:16 AM	#20
Michael Morris Usually Lurking Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Knoxville TN Posts: 153	And now back to Black Mage. This is one of my favorites so far. Attached Images