A new canadate for the Darwin Awards - Page 2

Dante · 01-09-2004, 07:49 AM

I'm a combat medic. I am definitely going to wind up offing someone sooner or later...

Jack of Spades · 01-09-2004, 11:03 AM

It won't be your fault. Your'e a medic you take care of the people already injured.

Krylo · 01-09-2004, 11:07 AM

I'm relatively certain he means killing someone on purpose who may have otherwise survived because they're in his medical tent for something really stupid. Like shooting themselves in the stomach while cleaning their gun after they've gone through boot camp and military training on how to properly clean a gun.

Or I may be totally wrong. But that's pretty rare.

Illuminatus · 01-10-2004, 04:48 PM

This kind of stuff makes my job easier. If all the stupid people in the world just ceased to exist, I would be tha happiest ANYTHING alive.

Raiden · 01-10-2004, 05:19 PM

Is the guy still alive? I mean, he was right there when the magnesium went off.

Atronflame · 01-10-2004, 05:48 PM

Darwin Award = Award for Death by Stupidity.
Common sense should dictate, by all means - he's fucked. Well, dead fucked. err. Dead. Yeah.

Krylo · 01-10-2004, 05:53 PM

I think there was one guy who earned one while still alive though... but he couldn't reproduce anymore. It's really an award for removing yourself from the gene pool due to your own stupidity. But yah, he's pretty much dead if he's a candidate for the darwins.

IHateMakingNames · 01-10-2004, 05:58 PM

Is that the pipe cleaner guy?

Krylo · 01-10-2004, 05:59 PM

I'm not sure if that's the same guy or not... might have been the dust devil guy too (trying to get some pleasure from the dust devil... but there's fan blades in there so... CHOP!)... someone should go look through the Darwin Awards and find out.

Illuminatus · 01-11-2004, 12:41 AM

The Darwin Awards are for people who remove themselves from the gene pool either by death or, ummm, castration or something, so there are quite a few living Darwin Awardees who just can't reproduce.

01-09-2004, 11:03 AM	#12
Jack of Spades Lady Luck is on my side. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The winning hand. Posts: 818	It won't be your fault. Your'e a medic you take care of the people already injured. __________________ Imagine...In a world with no stupid people you would never hear: "I wanna see some noise!" "How do I call the cops?" "What die do I use again?"

01-09-2004, 11:07 AM	#13
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	I'm relatively certain he means killing someone on purpose who may have otherwise survived because they're in his medical tent for something really stupid. Like shooting themselves in the stomach while cleaning their gun after they've gone through boot camp and military training on how to properly clean a gun. Or I may be totally wrong. But that's pretty rare. __________________ I am very tired.

01-10-2004, 04:48 PM	#14
Illuminatus The Dread Pirate Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the wild things are Posts: 1,310	This kind of stuff makes my job easier. If all the stupid people in the world just ceased to exist, I would be tha happiest ANYTHING alive. __________________ Man, n. An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be. His chief occupation is the extermination of other animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole habitable earth and Canada. -Ambrose Bierce's Devil's Dictionary

01-10-2004, 05:19 PM	#15
Raiden Just a passing through veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: On your couch. Yes? Posts: 5,327	Is the guy still alive? I mean, he was right there when the magnesium went off. __________________ I have a signature. It's a really cool one, too. It's so awesome, you'd pull your eyes out and punch your mother. Sadly, these rules state that my signature is just too darned big. Too much awesome for such a small space. Oh well. You can still punch your mother...if you want... Fifth and Krylo made me do it. http://www.animecubed.com/billy/user...sigs/60266.jpg Be the Ultimate Ninja! Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN today!

01-10-2004, 05:48 PM	#16
Atronflame Addicted to NWN Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Somewhere. Posts: 652	Darwin Award = Award for Death by Stupidity. Common sense should dictate, by all means - he's fucked. Well, dead fucked. err. Dead. Yeah. __________________ Havent been here in a long long long long long time.

01-09-2004, 07:49 AM	#11
Dante Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Crushing the weak beneath the iron jackboots of tyranny Posts: 7,703	I'm a combat medic. I am definitely going to wind up offing someone sooner or later...

01-10-2004, 05:53 PM	#17
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	I think there was one guy who earned one while still alive though... but he couldn't reproduce anymore. It's really an award for removing yourself from the gene pool due to your own stupidity. But yah, he's pretty much dead if he's a candidate for the darwins. __________________ I am very tired.

01-10-2004, 05:58 PM	#18
IHateMakingNames Awwwwh Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 12,119	Is that the pipe cleaner guy? __________________ "If I'm reincarnated, I want to be Musashi again!" - Musashi, Brave Fencer Musashi

01-10-2004, 05:59 PM	#19
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	I'm not sure if that's the same guy or not... might have been the dust devil guy too (trying to get some pleasure from the dust devil... but there's fan blades in there so... CHOP!)... someone should go look through the Darwin Awards and find out. __________________ I am very tired.

01-11-2004, 12:41 AM	#20
Illuminatus The Dread Pirate Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the wild things are Posts: 1,310	The Darwin Awards are for people who remove themselves from the gene pool either by death or, ummm, castration or something, so there are quite a few living Darwin Awardees who just can't reproduce. __________________ Man, n. An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be. His chief occupation is the extermination of other animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole habitable earth and Canada. -Ambrose Bierce's Devil's Dictionary