Let's all kill the idiot who almost killed Brian! - Page 2

PyrosNine · 11-28-2005, 11:33 PM

Well, I don't know about "accedently" killing the guy, but I do no that we shouldn't immediately draw arms over this guy.

Heck, if we killed everyone that pissed Brian off, we'd have already killed half the world and Brian'd be able to start up that Monarchy and then he'd kill off the other half of the world (except some of us) in some war he started with his own super robot creations, which he fights on both sides due to his awesome-super-cyborg body.

....What? It's the truth!

Raiden · 11-28-2005, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by PyrosNine

Well, I don't know about "accedently" killing the guy, but I do no that we shouldn't immediately draw arms over this guy.

Heck, if we killed everyone that pissed Brian off, we'd have already killed half the world and Brian'd be able to start up that Monarchy and then he'd kill off the other half of the world (except some of us) in some war he started with his own super robot creations, which he fights on both sides due to his awesome-super-cyborg body.

....What? It's the truth!

Believe him. Brian's already started measuring some of us for cybernetic limbs. I get a robot arm!

Anyway....Yeah, it sucks. All I can say is, Karma's a bitch. It'll come around for that guy.

The Wizard Who Did It · 11-28-2005, 11:55 PM

Or, we could make it look like a real accident by making him get into a car-crash.

synkr0nized · 11-29-2005, 08:41 AM

Or you could grow up*.

* This response is soley in regards to the "omfg kill someone har har har" vibe of this thread. I don't read the main page.

mattmotion · 11-30-2005, 12:25 PM

I like this:

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Shouldn't the police be able to look into any companys that have had shipments of, well, whatever it is Brian ran over, and see who fell short, then ask what driver who would have taken the route Brian was on came up short? I'd think theres a company out there that is none to happy about their missing parts. Maybe overstepping the abilities of law enforcement, but still seems like they should be able to do it.

Seriously...Brian gave us the road and area he was in on the main page...anyone have a cop friend/spouse/lover/bought-off-slave?

The Wizard Who Did It · 11-30-2005, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by synkr0nized

Or you could grow up*.

* This response is soley in regards to the "omfg kill someone har har har" vibe of this thread. I don't read the main page.

Or, y'know, we're just having fun. Or at least I am. I don't know about everybody.

Fifthfiend · 11-30-2005, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by synkr0nized

Or you could grow up*.

Real grown ups are grown up enough to let kids be kids.

synkr0nized · 12-01-2005, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by fifthfiend

Real grown ups are grown up enough to let kids be kids.

Or bug their government to raise their kids for them.

**Satan's Onion** · 12-01-2005, 03:54 AM

As has been pointed out, violence is obviously not the answer here.

That's what a good multimillion-dollar lawsuit's for, yo :shifty: .

Say, Brian, how's that whiplash healin' up?...Gasp of horror

! You mean the whiplash is spreading into a series of painful and difficult-to-disprove soft tissue injuries? And your car was actually vaporized by the accident? Further gasp! What horrible, horrible, lucrative and horrible things to have happen to you.

Meister · 12-01-2005, 06:23 AM

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Seriously...Brian gave us the road and area he was in on the main page...anyone have a cop friend/spouse/lover/bought-off-slave?

Yeah, you know, it's been a week now. Making a thread in the heat of the moment is one thing, but come on. Next thing you know, they shortchange Brian in the grocery store and the next day it's full of people with sunglasses talking to the owner about protection.

11-28-2005, 11:33 PM	#11
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11-29-2005, 08:41 AM	#14
synkr0nized synk-ism Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: throughout the Wired Posts: 6,857	Or you could grow up. This response is soley in regards to the "omfg kill someone har har har" vibe of this thread. I don't read the main page. __________________ Find love. Last edited by synkr0nized; 11-29-2005 at 08:46 AM.

12-01-2005, 03:54 AM	#19
Satan's Onion Swing You Sinners! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: 4th Street Posts: 2,666	As has been pointed out, violence is obviously not the answer here. That's what a good multimillion-dollar lawsuit's for, yo :shifty: . Say, Brian, how's that whiplash healin' up?...Gasp of horror ! You mean the whiplash is spreading into a series of painful and difficult-to-disprove soft tissue injuries? And your car was actually vaporized by the accident? Further gasp! What horrible, horrible, lucrative and horrible things to have happen to you. __________________ Good evening, ladies. Please enter and be tained .