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Unread 11-28-2005, 12:39 PM   #11
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a really comprehensive guide to pistols so I can purchase my own.
Well, you're in luck.

Ready? Ok.

Step 1) Get a bunch of money/drugs together.
Step 2) Go to Mexico.
Step 3) Buy unregistered illegal handguns.
Step 4) Hide them in your car.
Step 5) Bribe anyone who gets too suspicious.
Step 6) Come on home.
Step 7) Dont let the police catch you with em.

Merry Christmas!
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Unread 11-28-2005, 01:15 PM   #12
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Well, I've already got a pony, so I guess it's time to move on to bigger and better demands-- I mean Christmas wishes.

All I want for Christmas is an X-wing. And a really hot guy to pilot it.
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Unread 11-28-2005, 01:45 PM   #13
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Currently, the most expensive thing on my list is a the DS-Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrows bundle over at Gamestop.com.

I know it's not bad considering some of the stuff on this thread...but it's pricey enough it isn't going to happen...probably. Once every few Christmases my parents give us a "bigger" present (a TV or something like that). If not...well, that's what Christmas money is for.
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Unread 11-28-2005, 03:45 PM   #14
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This would be the most insanely awesome Christmas present EVAR!
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Unread 11-28-2005, 04:18 PM   #15
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Well, I've already got a pony, so I guess it's time to move on to bigger and better demands-- I mean Christmas wishes.

All I want for Christmas is an X-wing. And a really hot guy to pilot it.



Merry Christmas Mauve
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Unread 11-28-2005, 06:57 PM   #16
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Merry Christmas Mauve
Ha! Skywalker ain't got shit on me! /flex
Well, except for that Force thing, he's got that going for him. But I do want an X-Wing. I would kill a man for an X-Wing.

EDIT: I would kill Jesus and Santa at THE SAME TIME for an X-Wing.
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Unread 11-28-2005, 07:19 PM   #17
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WELL... I would like a new computer, like a Dell, with Windows XP installed on it. And it would be nice if it had a lot of RAM on it, and a CD burner on it.

Enough memory would have to be on it, so I could run small programs like Lemmings as well as REALLY big programs like The Sims. I don't know what else I would want for it. Computers can be so complicated some times.

Anyway, that's totally what I would like.
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Unread 11-28-2005, 07:44 PM   #18
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Unread 11-28-2005, 10:30 PM   #19
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I had to type that out to get it. Bah, my piecing together mentally skills suck.

What I want? A: Alienware (the 30k kind, not the 5k kind)
B: Gamecube & games
C: PS2 & games

I have no consoles. I am not a man. ;_;
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Unread 11-28-2005, 11:32 PM   #20
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Sing along! All I want for Christmas are some incredibly expensive, imaginary stamps! Incredibly expensive, imaginary stamps! Incredibly expensive, imaginary stamps!


Also, because I can't help myself...
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