I feel a bit down today

[Mondt]

Originally Posted by Lockeownzj00

#2:

Be amazed!

Heh... heheh... hahahha.

My dad wanted two moniters so he could see behind him when he turned he chair around in BF2

[PyrosNine]

Originally Posted by Lockeownzj00

#4:

And finally, that time that me and The Space Pope dropped mighty powerful sunshine acid and wound up here.

You mortals and your "acid". I've been seeing the world like that since I was born. You could say I'm high on life. OR you could say "Stay the hell away from me you freak who sees anthropromorphic bunnies and biggie frys!"

In other words, you lesser beings pay lots of money or jump through hoops for a few minutes of the sensation, whereas I live it 24/7 fo free.

If that's a good thing or not, I can't tell. Either way, the geek chart humbles me. At least I'm not on the very bottom...

[Adghar]

Originally Posted by Lockeownsj00

#1:

Read this and laugh, then realise you're one of the branches.

As you may expect, I take a little offense at this. WTF is 13-year old gamers doing near the bottom of the tree? Thankfully, I don't count, as I'm a 12-year old gamer for four more days, but still. WTF? How is gaming at 13 years geekier than LARP?! Some 13-year old gamers aren't idiots, y'know. And what about anime haters that use the term "Japanamation"? Because, frankly, I find it more accurate and more insulting at the same time. Those Japanese bastards (I can say this because I'm Chinese).

[POS Industries]

Originally Posted by Adghar

As you may expect, I take a little offense at this. WTF is 13-year old gamers doing near the bottom of the tree? Thankfully, I don't count, as I'm a 12-year old gamer for four more days, but still. WTF? How is gaming at 13 years geekier than LARP?! Some 13-year old gamers aren't idiots, y'know. And what about anime haters that use the term "Japanamation"? Because, frankly, I find it more accurate and more insulting at the same time. Those Japanese bastards (I can say this because I'm Chinese).

Look, at least you don't fall into over a third of the catagories.

Anyway, back to the issue of His Holiness of the Cosmos. I know how it is. I myself have had a bad habit lately of laying awake at night thinking of quick and easy ways to end it all, followed by sleeping all day because I was busy all night lulling over doing a very STUPID thing. Still, people seem to think that I do a lot of good things for the world at large, so I'm sure I'll be OK. I mean, think of the children!

Still, though as anyone who has read any of my posts can attest, I have never been nor will be "funny", here's a story I wrote to a friend of mine when she needed cheering up...

"So, okay, so there's these guys, and they're doing this thing. It's an odd thing, but I don't know what it was because they didn't tell me. They seemed kind of defensive about it, too, so I thought that was odd. (I love this joke). So anyway, they're doing this unnamed thing that they wouldn't tell me about and the first guy (you can tell he's the first guy because of the mustache) says to the second guy (who also has a mustache but it's completely different from the first guy's mustache), "Hey, that's no wildebeest, that's my wife!"

The second guy looks at the first guy confusedly and responds, "But... you don't have a wife. I'm, um, pretty sure that's a wildebeest." Then they both break out into a musical number about cheese.

Anyway, that's how they told it to me, and they both thought it was hilarious. I told them to get off of my property before I called the cops. True story."

[Toastburner B]

Behold...Star Wars: Revenge of the Brick. Watch, and be amused!

[MrJoykill]

yo don't be sad, be glad.

you know what is worse than your day?
The holocaust


so remember that when you have something bad happening to you, ok?

[anphorus]

Originally Posted by Lockeownzj00

#1:

Read this and laugh, then realise you're one of the branches.

Wait, one of the branches? I'm much geekier than I thought (not that that's a bad thing).

Originally Posted by Adghar

As you may expect, I take a little offense at this. WTF is 13-year old gamers doing near the bottom of the tree? Thankfully, I don't count, as I'm a 12-year old gamer for four more days, but still. WTF? How is gaming at 13 years geekier than LARP?! Some 13-year old gamers aren't idiots, y'know. And what about anime haters that use the term "Japanamation"? Because, frankly, I find it more accurate and more insulting at the same time. Those Japanese bastards (I can say this because I'm Chinese).

It's because all of us were 13 at one point in our lives, and when you're older you'll look back at yourself then and go "Jeez, what the hell kind of n00b was I?" Or "Man was I and idiot!" or something to that effect. It happens to us all. I think that my personality changed more vetween the ages of 12-16 than the entire rest of my life.

Also the reason that anime haters in't in their is because hating anime isn't geeky. If you say to someone that you hate anime, they wont call you a geek, whereas even the top of that list still counts as geeky.


I don't really get depressed, but whenever I feel down I always just think of all the good things I have. Like my health, family, friends etc. It really works!!

[Yakubyougami]

Originally Posted by Adghar

WTF? How is gaming at 13 years geekier than LARP?!

Or anyone else for that matter - short of trekkies who can speak Klingon - seriously Klingon? Learning a fictional language is a sin against humanity!

Originally Posted by Adghar

Those Japanese bastards (I can say this because I'm Chinese).

It's funny cus' it's true.

[TheSpacePope]

I less than three you guys
i am lauging the old ass off

you all will be spared when the rapture comes
or the raptors, i can't remember.

I don't have anything humorous to share, but I'll tell you what always picks me right up whenever I'm a bit on the down side. That new-fangled Intervention show!

Seriously, the people on that show suck at life so much, it's impossible to not feel awesome about yourself.