NPF Avatars: Take three!

[Premmy]

Most excellent, this is getting to be a continuous thing, the minute one ends another starts. Well that's just dandy
Name:Premonitions
Appearance: average height, brown skin, big black afro, logn black cape with red interior, black, jean jacket,jeans and shoes, green T-shirt
Equipment; anything he can get, long cape which he occaisonally uses as a parachute
Powers:Super human abilities-stronger ,faster, more agile than average human, comparable to spider-man's super strength
Dimensional rift- Can pull anything from any video game from a portal in his afro
Premonitions don't play that: Can occaisonally resist damage and other negative things by sheer force of will
Innapropriate dramatic pause: can cause things to pause, only usable in a one on one battle time does'nt stop, everyone just pauses, usually in mid-air until he makes a move

[Mr.McSpiff]

Name: Mr.McSpiff. Spiffy for short, or if you're too lazy to say all of it.

Appearance: Gray and White cat with blue shirt and pants. Protects as well as 1337-inated leather +1

Equipment: A Rat-Flail (as seen on picture) and in pocket of insane holding-ness: a box of endless donuts, thermos of endless rootbeer, and for situations where he deems a gun is nescesary,a (Sawn off, with about 6 inches left after the grip on the barrel.) 12 gauge double-barreled Remmington! S-Mart's top a the line! Ts'right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. It's got cobalt blue steel, a walnut stock... and a hair trigger. Remember, shop smart, shop S Mart. YA GOT THAT! It is similar to krylo's 8-gauge shotgun, except it's slightly weaker (I think it's larger gauge of shell= less hurtifying. I think...) because it's a 12 gauge.


Abilities: Glory Hog: Powers/skills effectiveness and radius and such increase for every enemy killed... even if he wasn't the one who killed it. This is a passive, always in effect etc etc power. In short, it's always on and uses nothing to function.

Unrefuseable exremely cute kitty form: Looks insanely cute and can, for example, deter any weak-minded enemies from attacking, Shrek 2 Puss-in-Boots style, but usually does not do this if he thinks he has a chance of winning a fight without it.

Chese cutting extravaganza: Can fart big clouds of deadliness gassyness, again does not do this for above reasons.

He can also run and wave his arms 60 MPH if need be.

EDIT: Holy chesse-curd Batman! Premonitions and I posted almost at the same time... okay not that cool, but it hardly ever happens to me.

[Premmy]

I am Premonitions, it would'nt be right if some bizzare time stuff did'nt go down.

[Darth SS]

Guess who's baaaack.

Name: DarthSS (Darth for short)
Appearance: First of all, his left arm is robotic. Second, he hasn't shaved in a few days, giving him some stubble, and he's got almost-shaggy hair beyond that. He shaved off the beard however. At long last. For this RP, he'll be sporting hiking boots, a pair of beige khakis, and a plain white t-shirt. Unlike before, however, he's not wearing a bulletproof vest or a load vest. After he lost his last two, he now just carries almost everything in a backpack, or his fancy "utility belt." He also has a bitchin' pair of aviators. Caucasian. Brown hair. Brown eyes.
Equipment: He's brought the heat this time.
Bottomless backpack- You can fit anything you want into it, endlessly. The ony problem is that Darth also feels the weight of what he's carrying, so if you put an elephant in, then he would be screwed. Also, if you reach into any compartment, you'll find what you want right there.
Jericho 941- This is basically a desert eagle. It's his sidearm now.
Remington 870- Shotgun.
XM8 LMG- http://world.guns.ru/assault/as61-e.htm. Automatic rifle variant.
Combat Knife- Really, it's more of a short sword. He'll cut you up.
Grenades- He carries a lot of grenades. Shock, flashbang, frag, incendiary, the works really.
Rebuilt Lightsaber- He's rebuilt it since one of Willy's cronies destroyed it. It is his pwn weapon, saved for when the RP approaches its climax.
Special Abilities:
Crazy mind shit- Darth is telekinetic. He can fly, move things with his mind. He can also make molecules around him vibrate really fast until there's basically an explosion of heat around him. Like that one big move from Advent Rising.
Crazy kung-fu shit: Darth has learned many different martial arts, and rocks at hand to hand fighting.
Crazy commmando shit: Darth is a commando. He excels at shooting, taking cover, destruction, and generally ending any conflict very quickly. He also shoots out from around cover, like in GR:AW. Also, he moves very quickly when not aiming, but slows right down if he suspects an enemy.
Crazy HALO-heal shit: If he doesn't get hit for about two minutes, then he'll simply heal in about 5 seconds.
Crazy PoP shit: He does Speed-kills, and some crazy platforming stuff. This is only when his commando shit has failed him though.

[Inbred Chocobo]

Name: Inbred Chocobo (Fear it!)
Appearance: You've seen it. And if you haven't go look for it. You know what I am talking about.
Equipment:
Wind Edge: Mystical Giant boomerange that is used in both melee and ranged by IC. Maybe we will finally learn about this weapon eh?
Special Abilities:
Unstoppable strength: Since the last game, IC has had a new focus to increase his strength (Since he missed the boss battle).
Unmatchable speed: Look at strength.

Since the last game: IC realized how stupid carrying around that wand was, and has now ditched it (For however wants it, take it.) And took a whole new focus on physic, since it seems there are a lot of magic users, but very few warriors.

[POS Industries]

Know what? I'm in.

NAME: Pedro O'Sullivan, President and CEO of POS Industries, Inc.

APPEARANCE: 5'10", 130 lbs, long brown hair, pale skin, wears business attire, a long coat, and sunglasses, all black.

EQUIPMENT: All the financial resources of the now defunct POS Industries, Inc. More specifically, a wallet with about $8.00 (canadian) in it. Also, some magic wand that got a good deal on at a pawn shop. If he ever finds the previous owner, maybe they can tell him how to use it. Currently, he's just been using it as a blunt weapon.

ABILITIES: "The Power of Heart", or more accurately a magic ring that he looted off the unconscious body of some South American kid in a khaki vest who was picking up litter on the freeway. Later investigation showed that the boy was hit in the back of the head with a blunt weapon, resulting in a severe concussion. No one will miss him.

[Krylo]

Pedro O'Sullivan? I always thought it stood for Piece of... nevermind...

Name: Krylo.
Appearance: You've seen the picture thread, right? He looks like me. Just incase you haven't, though: http://photobucket.com/albums/v294/krylo/ 'Cept he wears a duster, which has holsters for his various bigger weapons. Duster being an extremely long coat, generally seen in westerns.
Weapons/Items:

Lead lined gloves: Adds a bit of extra punch to his punches. Again, nothing special... just like a pair of really comfy brass knuckles you never have to take off.

Steel toe boots: Like the gloves... but boots... and they work with kicks, not punches.

Dual Barrel Sawed Off 8-Gauge Shotgun: Like a 12 gauge, but far more illegal and far more powerful... especially with his over stuffed buck shot shells. He can't move while shooting, it only holds two shells (which are usually fired at the same time), and it'll throw him three feet backwards and land him on his ass if he tries to fire it without stancing first. Also, It's pretty useless outside of a hundred feet or so. The spread gets too wide and even if a shot hits you, it probably won't hurt much.

Dual .9mm Glock Semi-Autos: Nothing special... but they're faster and easier to handle than his bigger guns. The ammo is also cheaper.

.44 Caliber Remington Longbarrel Revolver: The hand cannon. He keeps it loaded with hollow point rounds, and with those a bullet to your shoulder from this gun means you just lost an arm, and the guy behind you is probably dead... and so are the next two guys behind him. It only holds six shots, and loading is time consuming, however. It also has enough kick to make rapidly firing off shots difficult, and moving while shooting nigh-impossible.

Grenades: Nothing special... just normal grenades.

Withering Blade: Once belonged to a shape-changing immortal demon--the blade is cursed so powerfully that, once cut, even an immortal may succumb to the horrible flesh decaying disease from as little as a scratch. Needless to say--its effects on mortals are even more severe.

Special Abilities:

Immortality: He heals any wounds dealt to him in a matter of seconds. However, it still hurts like a mother fucker, and his clothes aren't gifted with the same ability. (On the one hand--over powered somewhat. On the other... do PCs ever actually even get hurt in these things?)

Gun-Fu: If death were an artist, he would be the Reaper's masterwork with his nine mils held gingerly in his hands.

Dirty Fighting: He knows the body's weak points and he attacks them brutally and without hesitation. There is no such thing as honor in a fight with him... he'll take those steel toed boots and kick you so hard in the balls that they'll comically pop out of your mouth like that illegal fight in the beginning of Hot Shots: Part Deux.

Swordsmanship: Ever since surviving the ordeal at the North Pole, he has been practicing his swordsmanship with the withering blade, so as to make himself actually useful with it. Thankfully, he was able to transfer some of his unarmed training over, and make learning much easier. He is quite adept with it at this point, although he still relies much more heavily on his gun-fu.

Sexy Mother Fucker: 'Nuff Said.

[Mr.McSpiff]

I have added a shotgun to my guy's arsenal. Re-read my Equipment section for details.

[PyrosNine]

Funny. I also thought it was Piece of....well, that may be why it's now defunct.

Name: Pyros F**king Nine
Appearance: Either a Firey Cat, a Nine Tailed Fox, a Persian-ish Goddess, or A long brown haired guy with red fighting robes, a large sword on his back, red eyes, and Timberland (tm) boots. A Fire Angel's gotta show some style.
Equipment:
The Flametongue, a sword that is forked like the tongue of a lizard, and creates flames when swung.
Asheth's burning Bracelets: A feminine manifestation of whatever weapon Pyros has on him, in this case the Flametongue becomes a gold bracelet that always glows like fire.
Asheth's armcloth: Long bits of cloth that are red and expensive looking. Can move like a whip/tentacles, but normally are rolled around the arm.
Special Abilities: Complete and Utter Mastery of fire, Knowledge of the ancient lore, Shapeshifting skills, and the power of Insanity. Bizzitches. (Except Rhiya)

Didn't I call dibs on GMing the next one? Which this is? Do I have to burn someone? Who the heck is DarkCorn? Why does he make me think of CornNuts? Why are CornNuts adored by people when they are hard as rock? Sporks!

[Mr.McSpiff]

No Pyros, not sporks... foons. also, when you turn into firey-cat form thing will you look like your avater/your character from the "No soup for you!" comedy RP or some god-like cat-esque figure, or some combonation of the two?