NPF Avatars: The Journey of a lifetime - Page 2

***Fenris*** · 03-17-2006, 05:56 PM

"Eh, it gets me around..." Fenris said with a grin as he smashed another lurker's nosebone through his brain.

'This is almost too easy...' he thought, as he clubbed one coming up on Pedro from behind, not noticing the one coming up behind him.

"SHIT!"

Mr.McSpiff · 03-17-2006, 06:02 PM

"Yeah," Spiffy said as he blasted the lurker behind Fenris, 'I'm good." and continued on blastin' and bashin'. Spiffy then yelled so everyone, and I mean everyone could hear him, "We have to find a way to keep these guys from coming through these portals, any suggestions?!"

POS Industries · 03-17-2006, 06:03 PM

"And I thank you, sir," POS noted as he turned to see Fenris' clubbing of the lurker behind him, "But I think it's getting about time to fight dirty.... Hope no one minds!"

With that, he held his fisted right arm outstretched in front of him and began turn in t a360 degree motion around him, yelling at the top of his lungs, "HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART!!!!!!"

One by one, each of the oncoming maniacs stopped as their disposition changed. Though mindless, even the noobs gave pause to take in this new sensation. His voice becoming raw, he immediately began assaulting the effected adversaries.

"I know, I know," he muttered to the others, "but it's the only way to slow them down. We'll talk about moral justification later!"

Mr.McSpiff · 03-17-2006, 06:06 PM

"Hey, as long as they drop dead, I don't care what you do to 'em beforehand." Spiffy then shot 2 noobs and clubbed a lurker. 'Heck, I'll even help you." He reloaded and shot another, finishing off a stubborn lurker by hitting him in the gut with his rat-flail. "Now, less talkey more hurtey! And I don't mean me."

GARUD · 03-17-2006, 06:19 PM

Garud launched a burning newb off into the distance and turned to Pyros.

"Look, don't listen to Premonitions. I like your particular brand of destruction. It's got like a get-the-fuck-away-from-me-or-I'll-burninate-yo-ass type of feel."

Garud kicked another enemy in the head, and shot it with the Chaos Shot spell. It grew imensly, but there was a short timer. The clock started at 2... and finished at 1, before the N00b realised what happened. Instantly, all power it had drained away, leaving it utterly defenceless. Time to use my own brand of mass destruction. Garud unlatched his book, and started chanting. Who knows what destruction he would cause.

Mesden · 03-17-2006, 06:57 PM

*Sigh* <The group over there need help it seems. Time to go pyros on them.>

In her ethereal form she strolled right through the onslaught. Literally. The luminescent being passed through all of the non magical creatures until she reached the small, surrounded group.

With a familiar bright light her physical form had re-manifested onto this plane.

She looked at the small group and in a low and dreadful voice she said, "Duck."

With the seriousness of her voice the others didn't really have much of an objection. Scary goddess is a role she can play very well.

She lifted her sword into the air and it erupted into a glorious white flame. No heat came from it, but the glow of it made all around her stare in awe.

She brought the sword down and pointed it out into the oncoming masses and her voice boomed, "SPIRITUAL RESINENCE!"

Her body spun into a glowing white spin as the blade followed along. Within seconds dozens of large waves of light bursted from the spinning goddess's sword.

Every Lurker and Newb to be hit with it fell to the ground in an instant.

Once she had stopped spinning there was a plethora of corpses around her and the others. She looked towards POS, Spiffy and Fenris and said, "I think we should catch up with Ecurt and the others. Lest more of these...things come after us."

She placed her sword to her back and it assumed its spiritual latch to her. As she darted off toward Ecurt and the others she snapped her fingers. THe small dragon zoomed toward her and landed back on the surprisingly fast woman's shoulders.

She arived to Ecurt in just enough time to hear about his....surprisingly workable plan.

POS Industries · 03-17-2006, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mesden

She looked at the small group and in a low and dreadful voice she said, "Duck."

And so, being one to always listen to good advice, he did, dragging Spiffy and Fenris down to the ground with him as Mesden's spell o' doom incinerated the surrounding legions of idiocy.

Quote:

"I think we should catch up with Ecurt and the others. Lest more of these...things come after us."

"Agreed," was all he could muster, his voice hoarse from shouting constantly for so long. Why did that stupid ring have to be voice activated? As the four of them arrived at Ecurt's position, Pedro found himself very intrigued by this plan.

"Magical suit of armor that could kill us all," he wheezed, wiping a trickle of blood from his forehead, "Sounds like fun. Who gets to wear it?"

Mr.McSpiff · 03-17-2006, 07:06 PM

"Thank you for the help, and what was that about pancakes?" Spiffy asked, not really paying attention to what Ecurt had said about the self-destructing of the armor.

(Anyone notice that NPF Avatars: The Final Frontier still has like 20 posts worth of space left? And also, I noticed that ther's a person on the forums named Kurosen. So Raiden stole the power-source to the city of the NPF... which is a person. I'm really confused.)

POS Industries · 03-17-2006, 07:17 PM

POS reached into his duffel bag and pulled out a pack of Twinkies, handing them to Spiffy. "Here you go, Fluffy," he grumbled, "Eat up and try pay more attention."

He looked grimly at the portals, which had not yet decided to close. "We need to get a move on," He said to the group, "This is a distraction. Whoever's responsible, Odin or whoever you guys keep yelling about, is trying to keep us off his trail."

He stood, slinging the duffel bag over his shoulder, and concluded, "I want to get this taken care of as soon as possible. No power means no refridgeration, and my drinks are getting warm. Shall we, ladies and gentlemen?"

Mr.McSpiff · 03-17-2006, 07:22 PM

"Thanks..." Spiffy took a twinkie out of a wrapper and stuffed it into POS's mouth. "... but I've got my own supply." With that he took his donut box out of his Pocket of Insane Holdingness (tm) ... which was full of donuts again! "Krispie Kreme anyone?"

03-17-2006, 05:56 PM	#11
*Fenris* Administrator Join Date: May 2005 Location: East Coast Posts: 6,806	"Eh, it gets me around..." Fenris said with a grin as he smashed another lurker's nosebone through his brain. 'This is almost too easy...' he thought, as he clubbed one coming up on Pedro from behind, not noticing the one coming up behind him. "SHIT!" __________________ "FENRIS IS AN ASSHOLE" - shiney

03-17-2006, 06:02 PM	#12
Mr.McSpiff Level inf. Boomstick Specialist. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In front of my computer... well I'd have to be to be on the forum right now! Posts: 262	"Yeah," Spiffy said as he blasted the lurker behind Fenris, 'I'm good." and continued on blastin' and bashin'. Spiffy then yelled so everyone, and I mean everyone could hear him, "We have to find a way to keep these guys from coming through these portals, any suggestions?!" __________________ Don't hit me. It hurts when I get hit!

03-17-2006, 06:03 PM	#13
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	"And I thank you, sir," POS noted as he turned to see Fenris' clubbing of the lurker behind him, "But I think it's getting about time to fight dirty.... Hope no one minds!" With that, he held his fisted right arm outstretched in front of him and began turn in t a360 degree motion around him, yelling at the top of his lungs, "HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART!!!!!!" One by one, each of the oncoming maniacs stopped as their disposition changed. Though mindless, even the noobs gave pause to take in this new sensation. His voice becoming raw, he immediately began assaulting the effected adversaries. "I know, I know," he muttered to the others, "but it's the only way to slow them down. We'll talk about moral justification later!" __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

03-17-2006, 06:06 PM	#14
Mr.McSpiff Level inf. Boomstick Specialist. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In front of my computer... well I'd have to be to be on the forum right now! Posts: 262	"Hey, as long as they drop dead, I don't care what you do to 'em beforehand." Spiffy then shot 2 noobs and clubbed a lurker. 'Heck, I'll even help you." He reloaded and shot another, finishing off a stubborn lurker by hitting him in the gut with his rat-flail. "Now, less talkey more hurtey! And I don't mean me." __________________ Don't hit me. It hurts when I get hit!

03-17-2006, 06:19 PM	#15
GARUD Demon Slayer and Ass Kicker Join Date: May 2005 Location: Hell... and demons are my bitches Posts: 1,460	Garud launched a burning newb off into the distance and turned to Pyros. "Look, don't listen to Premonitions. I like your particular brand of destruction. It's got like a get-the-fuck-away-from-me-or-I'll-burninate-yo-ass type of feel." Garud kicked another enemy in the head, and shot it with the Chaos Shot spell. It grew imensly, but there was a short timer. The clock started at 2... and finished at 1, before the N00b realised what happened. Instantly, all power it had drained away, leaving it utterly defenceless. Time to use my own brand of mass destruction. Garud unlatched his book, and started chanting. Who knows what destruction he would cause. __________________ Just a post made by your neighborhood ~~friendly DEMON SLAYER~~ jerk PSYCHO KILLER! ~Awesome Avatar by Mauve.

03-17-2006, 06:57 PM	#16
Mesden There is no Toph, only Melon Lord! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Inside of a box inside of a smaller box Posts: 4,310	Sigh <The group over there need help it seems. Time to go pyros on them.> In her ethereal form she strolled right through the onslaught. Literally. The luminescent being passed through all of the non magical creatures until she reached the small, surrounded group. With a familiar bright light her physical form had re-manifested onto this plane. She looked at the small group and in a low and dreadful voice she said, "Duck." With the seriousness of her voice the others didn't really have much of an objection. Scary goddess is a role she can play very well. She lifted her sword into the air and it erupted into a glorious white flame. No heat came from it, but the glow of it made all around her stare in awe. She brought the sword down and pointed it out into the oncoming masses and her voice boomed, "SPIRITUAL RESINENCE!" Her body spun into a glowing white spin as the blade followed along. Within seconds dozens of large waves of light bursted from the spinning goddess's sword. Every Lurker and Newb to be hit with it fell to the ground in an instant. Once she had stopped spinning there was a plethora of corpses around her and the others. She looked towards POS, Spiffy and Fenris and said, "I think we should catch up with Ecurt and the others. Lest more of these...things come after us." She placed her sword to her back and it assumed its spiritual latch to her. As she darted off toward Ecurt and the others she snapped her fingers. THe small dragon zoomed toward her and landed back on the surprisingly fast woman's shoulders. She arived to Ecurt in just enough time to hear about his....surprisingly workable plan. __________________ I can tell you're lying.

03-17-2006, 07:06 PM	#18
Mr.McSpiff Level inf. Boomstick Specialist. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In front of my computer... well I'd have to be to be on the forum right now! Posts: 262	"Thank you for the help, and what was that about pancakes?" Spiffy asked, not really paying attention to what Ecurt had said about the self-destructing of the armor. (Anyone notice that NPF Avatars: The Final Frontier still has like 20 posts worth of space left? And also, I noticed that ther's a person on the forums named Kurosen. So Raiden stole the power-source to the city of the NPF... which is a person. I'm really confused.) __________________ Don't hit me. It hurts when I get hit! Last edited by Mr.McSpiff; 03-17-2006 at 07:13 PM.

03-17-2006, 07:17 PM	#19
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	POS reached into his duffel bag and pulled out a pack of Twinkies, handing them to Spiffy. "Here you go, Fluffy," he grumbled, "Eat up and try pay more attention." He looked grimly at the portals, which had not yet decided to close. "We need to get a move on," He said to the group, "This is a distraction. Whoever's responsible, Odin or whoever you guys keep yelling about, is trying to keep us off his trail." He stood, slinging the duffel bag over his shoulder, and concluded, "I want to get this taken care of as soon as possible. No power means no refridgeration, and my drinks are getting warm. Shall we, ladies and gentlemen?" __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

03-17-2006, 07:22 PM	#20
Mr.McSpiff Level inf. Boomstick Specialist. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In front of my computer... well I'd have to be to be on the forum right now! Posts: 262	"Thanks..." Spiffy took a twinkie out of a wrapper and stuffed it into POS's mouth. "... but I've got my own supply." With that he took his donut box out of his Pocket of Insane Holdingness (tm) ... which was full of donuts again! "Krispie Kreme anyone?" __________________ Don't hit me. It hurts when I get hit!