Pants

[P-Sleazy]

Originally Posted by Mesden

And, pfft, PANTS. Skirts=Less hassle =p.

Heh, thats what the scots are there for.

I put my pants on right leg first and then left leg, both times all the way up. Then I button and then zip because its easier to zip up tight fitting pants then.

Shirts, I pull it off by the neck if its a T-Shirt or some light long sleeve shirt. If its a button up shirt, I pull one arm out at a time after unbuttoning (if it gets buttoned that is).

[Fifthfiend]

Originally Posted by iyeru42

If you don't care, just get sweatpants.

Sure that's a great idea, if you want to be people who go around wearing fuckin' sweatpants.

Which is fine I mean, except for people who go around wearing fuckin' sweatpants are the filth of the fuckin' world.

I unbuckle my belt and let her do the rest. AHAHAHAHA! Hahaha. Ha...

But, no, seriously, it's more passionate that way. I like passion and chamomile tea and another random italicized word at the end of the day.

End of the day.

[Inbred Chocobo]

I usually pull all the way up with one leg, normally the left. Then all the way up with the other one. Then the button and then zip. Its easier to work the buttons when you don't have it zipped anyway.

Shirts is totally the grab the neck and over the head and off.

For getting clothes off, I pull a Bruce Almighty and hold my hands up, then in one quick motion everything I am wearing but my thong is off and on the ground.

[Truce]

Honestly...as a guy, I can't stand the idea of wearing a skirt. The draft would be rather uncomfortable.

Besides, they make me look fat.

On the topic of taking off pants, I generally step on one leg, pull the other leg out, and then push the rest of the pants off. Of course, I unbuckle, unbutton and unzip first. The problem with this method is that if you begin to walk off prematurely you'll end up tripping.

[PyrosNine]

Hmm...when I do wear pants, I typically put them in both at the same time, and I only have to put in one leg at a time when I mess up and put down both legs into a pant leg and get stuck.

Beyond this, I have to zip, button, and then put on a belt or sash or whatever because they've yet to make a pair of pants that will fit perfectly on me. Damn my perpetually slim physique!

Originally Posted by Ecurty-person-guy

Honestly...as a guy, I can't stand the idea of wearing a skirt. The draft would be rather uncomfortable.

Not if you're wearing thick layers of underwear.

[Truce]

Oh sure, and make me look even fatter.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

On another a more serious note...thick layers of underwear is even more uncomfortable than a draft. It's like wearing a diaper, only you can't use it as such. At least, you're not supposed to.

[handofpwn]

Off? Unbuckle, unbutton, unzip, then shake them off with your legs and leave them in a mangled pile on the floor. If this takes more than a few seconds your doing something wrong.

My thoughts exactly. As for takeing off my shirt, it normally goes hand on the collar, rip it off. Or if im feeling adventerous, ill do the crossed arm thing. Im a guy btw.

[soulslash]

well now... this is intresting? pants.. i honestly wouldnt think anyone would make a thread about pants... good work though

[BlackMageGirl!]

Right leg in, then the left leg. Zip up, button, and make slight adjustments. If I'm feelin' nice I wear the belt.

As for takin' off clothes, I prefer no cameras. >> And I do the cross-arm method for shirts. Pants I just take off and throw wherever.

[Dark Seraphim]

What? Other people don't jump off thier bed and try to land both feet in the holes, missing over and over until they break both ankles and have to go pantless?