Evil's Return Discussion Thread Two: The Sequel: Because The Other One Is Damned Full

[Mr.Bookworm]

No, no, no.

Use a gun-morning star. Beats me exactly how that would work, but it would look kickass ass hell, and that's really all that matters in these types of games.

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Hot stepsister?

Are you deliberately trying to turn this into a hentai game? *insert "HAWT" comment here*

EDIT: And I agree. I think the BS should be a wee bit injured by now, what with the grenades, acid, fireballs, magic arrows, and all.

[musicmage4114]

The sigil idea would actually be practical...

Gotta loves capes. CAPES FOR TEH WIN!!!!!

[Astral Harmony]

Yes, a hot stepsister. And she and I'll have a duel to the death near the end of the RP on top of a runaway train on fire heading directly towards a huge drop off. They would have the fight inside the train, but there's snakes all over the place in there.

[Mr.Bookworm]

Where's the hentai?

If there's not any semi-incestuous, lesbian, tentacle hentai, I am so out of this place.

[Astral Harmony]

Fine, they won't end up killing each other and at the last minute they'll safely jump off and realize their love for each other, followed by steamy incestuous girl-on-girl action. As for the tentacles...

Blood Demon from the School: "Yo, ladies. Room for one more?"
Laurella: "The fuck? Didn't you die...like, big time back near the start of the RP?"
Blood Demon: "The fact about that is that I saved my game and kept loading it when they killed me. Fuckers never knew the difference. Go figure."

[Mr.Bookworm]

SCORE!

b(^__^)d

Mind if I tape it? I could make millions.

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On a slightly serious note, what're we doing after all of the demon/possessed ass-kicking? It seems like that's almost done, and we've got a lot of chaos on our hands.

I vote killing everyone on general principles.

[Astral Harmony]

You can tape it, but if they see you, you'll have a gunblade-wielding Mother of Hell, a gunkatana-wielding hot stepsister to the Mother of Hell and a Blood Demon I just remembered someone naming Garm in the previous thread who will gang up on you, and not in the pleasureable way either.

As for the serious part, I figured it would be just left up to the nameless NPC Men In Black types. They walk in, tape the whole school off, neuralyze anybody who isn't a main character, and rebuild the damage the school suffered.

[Toastburner B]

...you guys are making it far harder to kill these things than I orginally intended.

Yes, I know that I said it would take more than one attack to kill it...but I was trying to prevent it being to easy to kill...I was going to have Mesden's grenades be pretty much the kicker for it...I guess that's what I get for going to sleep and work >_<.

...I'm such a bad GM.

...I'm apparently not all that great with syntax and grammar either. >_<

[Mr.Bookworm]

Originally Posted by AB

You can tape it, but if they see you, you'll have a gunblade-wielding Mother of Hell, a gunkatana-wielding hot stepsister to the Mother of Hell and a Blood Demon I just remembered someone naming Garm in the previous thread who will gang up on you, and not in the pleasureable way either.

Kinky. And hawt.

Besides, isn't "bishoujo" actually some kind of hentai? Like, bisexual hentai?

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Originally Posted by AB

As for the serious part, I figured it would be just left up to the nameless NPC Men In Black types. They walk in, tape the whole school off, neuralyze anybody who isn't a main character, and rebuild the damage the school suffered.

We have those kind of people? I figured we'd have to do it all ourselves. And if they are real, why not have a near infinite supply of cannon fodder following us around, besides their cleanup duties?

And can we neuralyze people? "Sorry sir, but you can't go in there, it's Ladies onl-" NEURALYZED

Or maybe I just have a dirty mind.

EDIT:

...I'm such a bad GM.

Aw, cheer up, buddy.

You can't be any worse than me.

I've only succesfully started one out of about nine RPs.

Now you've made me deppressed.

[Astral Harmony]

Originally Posted by Mr.Bookworm

Besides, isn't "bishoujo" actually some kind of hentai? Like, bisexual hentai?

Nah. Bishoujo literally means "pretty girl" in Japanese, and bishoujo games are where you encounter and date a number of pretty girls. Most bishoujo games don't have adult situations or anything like that, but there are those that do, and for what kind of adult situations are found in there, it's quite a variety, not just the normal stuff. It goes as far as hentai.

Originally Posted by Mr.Bookworm

We have those kind of people? I figured we'd have to do it all ourselves. And if they are real, why not have a near infinite supply of cannon fodder following us around, besides their cleanup duties?

Actually, I'm not sure. I figured we wouldn't have to as it detracts from the action, even though it does give us some time to survey the destructive results of our handiwork. I don't think we have actual neuralyzers, so we're going to have to settle with beating people in the face with a sledgehammer until that part of the brain where they recall the whole incident falls out through a crack in their skulls. It will hurt...a lot, but they'll only feel the first impact.