Paris Hilton goes to jail, Humanity Celebrates.

[PyrosNine]

I swear, what's up with these mall chicks and driving anyway? My sister got a DUI too just recently, and yet she's determined to get behind the wheel, saying that I'm too slow and stupid.

When I haven't gotten a DUI, and I happen to drive the speed limit instead of gunning it to make a yellow light a few blocks in the distance. She rips me out of the drivers seat and I mention that y'know, Paris Hilton was doing the same thing only a few days ago, and guess what happened to her?

She says whatever, tells me I'm stupid because of course Paris Hilton would go to jail for it, she's and idiot and will get caught, and that She (my sister) would never get caught.

Then I learn that if she'd pulled this stunt just an hour later, a routine roadblock license check would've screwed her over royally.

Crazy women drivers.

Paris will not be in prison for 90 days. She will worm her way out. Like that ugly, drooling mongrel you try to keep caged behind your house who will get out every night and tear through every single on of your neighbor's garbage cans.

[Dead Phoenix]

Originally Posted by Irigriel

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/0...rss_topstories

Booyah. I think this improved my nearly non-existant faith in humanity, even if she goes for only 90 days.

Thoughts?

Finally, she deserves the most of it because she is nothing but a slutty piece of scum for this world. She isn't hot either, only someone that needs glasses could say that, but I don't think it happens all the time.

Let's just hope she is mistreated while she is there. That woman deserves to worst.

[Long-Haired Narcissist]

I'm laughing on the inside.

[Squishy Cheeks]

Originally Posted by fifthfiend

Personally I find it hilarious. It thrills me to death seeing spoiled rich people sent to actual honest-to-goodness jail. In re: 42's statement that this only brings her attention, all I can say is observe her total lack of smirk. Seriously I thought her face had been surgically fused into that shape.

Not just any jail. county lock up in Compton.

[POS Industries]

Well, close enough to Compton, I suppose. It's technically Lynwood, though, so think less Dr. Dre and more Al Yankovic.

[Melfice]

She's actually put up an online petition where her fans can put their autographs so she won't have to go to jail. XD

Also, her mom, I think, was being sarcastic, seeing as later in the article it's mentioned her mom thought it:

Originally Posted by Kathy Hilton

[...]pathetic and disgusting, a waste of taxpayer money with all this nonsense. This is a joke.

[Mirai Gen]

Sounds like an honest mistake that never would have happened if she wasn't as dumb as a bag of hammers.

[Telephalsion]

I doubt she's stupid enough to brag about being in jail.
I mean sure it's going to create headlines, but seriously.
But then there are cameras in some jails, she might make a habit of dropping the soap.

[I_Like_Swordchucks]

The fact of the matter is that anybody else gets jail time after violating a DUI probation (or at least a massive fine). Paris going to jail means that she's getting the same treatment from the law as anybody else.

So hopefully its a wake up call to her that she is NOT above everybody else, and she has to follow the same bloody rules as the rest of us.

EDIT: And clearly, fines won't cut it, because she's like a multi-billionaire. A few thousand dollars in fines to her is like pocket change, so justice isn't served that way.

[Seil]

Wow - there is a lot of hostility towards Paris Hilton - I mean, I don't like her that much either, but... c'mon, now. I have issues with anyone who treats others like they don't matter and teaching the younger generations how to dress like a prostitute - and jail time will probably be good for her - like an adult version of time-out.

But now for some quotes from "Let's Go To Prison."

Nelson Biederman IV: [Long silence] So now what do we do?
John Lyshitski: Hmm?
[pause]
John Lyshitski: What do you mean?
Nelson Biederman IV: What do I mean? I mean, what are we... what are we supposed to *do*?
John Lyshitski: We're doin' it, man. This is it. We're right in the thick of the action. We hang out here, go to lunch, come back, hang out some more, go to dinner... You know how someone might describe a situation that's unpleasant or confining as being, "like a prison"?
Nelson Biederman IV: [pause] Yeah.
John Lyshitski: This is what they were referring to.

John Lyshitski: We should be cellmates. I don't snore, and I'm a quiet masturbator. Hell, I'll even give you the top bunk.

[Some of the prisoners try to grab Nelson in the shower, but John comes to his rescue]
John Lyshitski: Hey! He is my property, you dick monster! You got that?
[Pushes the one standing closest]
John Lyshitski: This little frilly is all mine! You can look, but not touch! This little asshole only got one name on it! Mine! Romeo! Romeo Lyshitski! No rear entry!
[slaps his hand on Nelson's butt and points at Barry]
John Lyshitski: That goes for you!
[Barry walks off]
John Lyshitski: That big bastard is the head of the Black G Lords.
[Nelson is stiff as a board]
Nelson Biederman IV: I don't mean to sound ungrateful John... but did you have to stick your finger up my ass?
John Lyshitski: Nope, probably not. But it happened.
[Removes his hand]