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Unread 06-02-2007, 05:03 PM   #11
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What with wars raging and the government ripe with corruption, there is only ONE cure to satisfy a man's desire to know that the world is NOT collapsing around him--chili sauce
The vile stew is just another manifestation of entropy. So yes, I suppose if one thought the universal constants were coming apart...
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Unread 06-02-2007, 05:16 PM   #12
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It's just hot sauce, for crying out loud. I mean, couldn't he have gone home with the chili and added his own?
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Unread 06-02-2007, 05:18 PM   #13
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My favorite part was that the manager didn't even know he was shot till about 3 minutes after the fact when he was sitting in his office and he saw blood.
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Unread 06-02-2007, 05:29 PM   #14
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It's just hot sauce, for crying out loud. I mean, couldn't he have gone home with the chili and added his own?
Just hot sauce? JUST HOT SAUCE? Listen to yourself! The world is coming apart and the one ingredient this man needs is ruthlessly DENIED him by corporate policies and bureaucratic red tape. The sheer lunacy of it all! In MY DAY, if you were that Wendy's Manager, you'd thank your lucky stars you were only shot!
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Unread 06-03-2007, 10:28 AM   #15
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Just hot sauce? JUST HOT SAUCE? Listen to yourself! The world is coming apart and the one ingredient this man needs is ruthlessly DENIED him by corporate policies and bureaucratic red tape. The sheer lunacy of it all! In MY DAY, if you were that Wendy's Manager, you'd thank your lucky stars you were only shot!
You know not every body likes chilli sauce. I for one hate hot stuff but that's IMO. It's not just 'Chilli' sauce that holds the world together. Lemonade holds my world together.
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...Or at least medical screening for past identified disorders. Tell me they at least look at medical history. Please?
"...Let's see here. Your dad has hereditary schizophrenia and your mom has hereditary bipolar disorder. Here's your gun sir!"
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I'm sure if the screening was reduced to a "Do you like Chili? Yes or No" question risk would be cut by half! Even "Would you kill over Chili?" would be informative.
I think the best would be a simple open-response question. This is not a new question, and is in fact commonly asked. The question of the ages, and the next question for gun-approval:

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Surely if he loved his chili so, he could not but spill his true intentions with the temptation of the frozen treat looming in his thoughts!
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Unread 06-05-2007, 09:38 AM   #18
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Really, we need to crack down on the gun control. People that are obviously unstable are driving around with guns, for fuck sakes, screen people when they go to get guns.
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Unread 06-05-2007, 09:48 AM   #19
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there's actual legislation somewhere that denies using past medical history for gun control shtuff like this.
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That fills me with such utter disappointment, I think I'll just sit here and weep until my keyboard malfunctions from water damage.
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