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Unread 06-19-2007, 07:48 AM   #11
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Of course there's cake, we're just waiting for the egg laying girl, cow girl(quite literally), and flour fetish girl to get here so I can start baking my famous perversity cake. Or we would if Fifth wasn't a meanie-beanie-fo-feenie! And have you even thought about how we'll get streamers without access to obscure and disgusting internet pornography?!
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Unread 06-19-2007, 09:23 AM   #12
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Of course there's cake, we're just waiting for the egg laying girl, cow girl(quite literally), and flour fetish girl to get here so I can start baking my famous perversity cake. Or we would if Fifth wasn't a meanie-beanie-fo-feenie! And have you even thought about how we'll get streamers without access to obscure and disgusting internet pornography?!
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Unread 06-19-2007, 09:50 AM   #13
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What the hell are ya'll talking about?! o_O
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Unread 06-19-2007, 09:51 AM   #14
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Hmm on second thought this could be a bright new future for NPF. Now that there's a crackdown on outright obscenity we can usher in a golden age of innuendo not seen since 1970s British comedy! PG-13 with vagina jokes hiding in every second word!

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What the hell are ya'll talking about?! o_O
There's been a trend of fairly offputting topics and links lately. Fifth's sort of gotten the hammer out reminding this a PG-13(sort of) forum. He even made a rule thread for it, I can no longer find.
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Unread 06-19-2007, 09:53 AM   #15
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Unread 06-19-2007, 09:56 AM   #16
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Lamia lay eggs.
Can't decide if this makes my response where I didn't get this, just make less sense, or makes it even creepier.

Eh I'll edit, it just makes no sense and comes out as unfunny creepy. Which is kinda what the problem is in the first place.
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Unread 06-19-2007, 09:56 AM   #17
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innuendo .
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..no, seriously, Cake-me... now...

Actually i just thought of a Cake-filled Pie...
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Unread 06-19-2007, 10:41 AM   #18
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Actually i just thought of a Cake-filled Pie...

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I think that the universe just had so much deliciousness from that sentence that it might have imploded... and then exploded... and then gone back to normal...
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Unread 06-19-2007, 10:49 AM   #19
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There's been a trend of fairly offputting topics and links lately. Fifth's sort of gotten the hammer out reminding this a PG-13(sort of) forum. He even made a rule thread for it, I can no longer find.
I figure we're okay up to maybe the level of like, a low-level R.
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Unread 06-19-2007, 10:58 AM   #20
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