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Unread 08-05-2008, 12:48 AM   #11
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I tried this on an ice cube with similar results.
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Unread 08-05-2008, 01:02 AM   #12
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worrying incessantly about work is what wage slaves do.
Maybe they do, but this is something else. You know how you can clock out? You know how you can go home? Not have to think about whatever your job is? I work at home and my job is to think of things and write them down. It's kind of hard to get away from that, y'know?

I'm not complaining. Hell, I like it. But I should try to relax all the same.
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Unread 08-05-2008, 01:02 AM   #13
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Oh god. I don't think anything I've ever seen before has caused such sudden spontaneous laughter.

Thank you.
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Unread 08-05-2008, 01:15 AM   #14
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Maybe they do, but this is something else. You know how you can clock out? You know how you can go home? Not have to think about whatever your job is? I work at home and my job is to think of things and write them down. It's kind of hard to get away from that, y'know?

I'm not complaining. Hell, I like it. But I should try to relax all the same.
You know, I have to ask. Do you work on just the computer, or do you still use pen and paper?
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Unread 08-05-2008, 01:19 AM   #15
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Maybe they do, but this is something else. You know how you can clock out? You know how you can go home? Not have to think about whatever your job is? I work at home and my job is to think of things and write them down. It's kind of hard to get away from that, y'know?

I'm not complaining. Hell, I like it. But I should try to relax all the same.
Brian your good at what you do...AH! I know! if you want a brake why don't you let NPF do some guest comics for a week or two! So that you can get your "much needed" brake. then you can do what you please for awhile and we can take up your "job".

also on the comic (from my clearly deleted post from earlier)
That...That was beautiful...I think Rm just lost his title for the worst line ever... I mean that Canadian joke was so bad it shattered ice
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Unread 08-05-2008, 01:28 AM   #16
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Gee. Thanks for the racial profiling. Asshole.

See, not all us Canadians are polite.
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Unread 08-05-2008, 01:39 AM   #17
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Gee. Thanks for the racial profiling. Asshole.

See, not all us Canadians are polite.
Dood...At least its better than Down here. Everyone thinks that we own 10 gallon hats, snake skin boots, ride horses, live in a desert and have a gun on us at all times...

but you guys get polite, speaking proper English and Having good health care.
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Unread 08-05-2008, 02:18 AM   #18
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8 Bit Theatre takes place in a fictional world. Canada is fictional.

Therefore, 8 Bit Theatre takes place in Canada.
You win, everyone else loses the game.
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Unread 08-05-2008, 02:21 AM   #19
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Turns out there are people who make plans worse than Red Mage's and they still work.
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Unread 08-05-2008, 02:41 AM   #20
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Default I... Broke the Ice..

"I... Broke the ice..."

I'd like to put that up as the best pun ever.

I honestly couldn't explain why, but that joke is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. It's righht up there with your line from one of the newsposts from a while back:

"Your simple, logical solutions to problems I blow out of proportion are not welcome here!"

I seriously wish i had a comedic prowess at the level of yours. I'd never be sad again.
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