Interactive Story Time! - Page 2

Wigmund · 08-12-2008, 09:17 PM

Find a midget and have 'em crawl inside while you flick the machine on/off

TDK · 08-12-2008, 09:21 PM

This is pretty amusing...Poke it with a stick or broom like the other guy said.

Regulus Tera · 08-12-2008, 09:37 PM

Grab the arm of the corpse and store it inside your pocket. It might be useful in the future!

Kim · 08-12-2008, 09:57 PM

Take off your clothes and grease yourself up so that you can squeeze inside.

Sir Pinkleton · 08-12-2008, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Regulus and Azisien

Loot the area.

I got the arm (which has a blue glove on it, like the ones I have) and in searching the torso I found a wallet with $20 in it. It also had an I.D. for a Shurburger, B. Hey! It's Bob from accounting! Hi Bob... erm, nevermind.

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Originally Posted by TDK and Azisien

Poke the brown thing with a broom.

The machine turned off automatically when it got jammed, so I won't need to turn it off. So, off to find a broom!

In my search for a broom, I run into Gary. He's a total geek and doesn't do much other then whine, kinda like the red shirts in the old Star Trek. He asks "Whatcha up to Frank?"

Belm · 08-13-2008, 01:10 AM

Mock him by imitating his greeting in an obnoxious voice.

Trust me, he'll love it.

Kim · 08-13-2008, 01:24 AM

Insult his humorously colored shoes, and then call his mother a whore.

Steel Shadow · 08-13-2008, 01:41 AM

Tell him the truth in the most sarcastic manner possible, then get back to the broom hunt.

Regulus Tera · 08-13-2008, 06:40 AM

Stick the arm you just got up his arse. He will find it amusing, I'm sure.

Wigmund · 08-13-2008, 09:22 AM

Have Gary the red-shirt crawl into the machine while you flick it on/off!
He's a red-shirt they're natural lifespan is less than that of a mayfly.

And if a boss-guy comes around afterwards you can blame Gary - he'll hopefully be dead (or at least maimed horrifically into permanent silence), he can't argue.

08-12-2008, 09:57 PM	#14
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	Take off your clothes and grease yourself up so that you can squeeze inside. __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

08-13-2008, 01:24 AM	#17
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	Insult his humorously colored shoes, and then call his mother a whore. __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

08-13-2008, 01:41 AM	#18
Steel Shadow Mild Psychosis Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Aroundabouts thereish. Posts: 1,246	Tell him the truth in the most sarcastic manner possible, then get back to the broom hunt. __________________ Yeah, I'm understating. I do that sometimes.

08-12-2008, 09:17 PM	#11
Wigmund Lakitu Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Northwest Arkansas Posts: 2,139	Find a midget and have 'em crawl inside while you flick the machine on/off

08-12-2008, 09:21 PM	#12
TDK Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Reality Posts: 2,914	This is pretty amusing...Poke it with a stick or broom like the other guy said.

08-12-2008, 09:37 PM	#13
Regulus Tera lol i dont even know Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,271	Grab the arm of the corpse and store it inside your pocket. It might be useful in the future!

08-13-2008, 01:10 AM	#16
Belm Troopa Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 81	Mock him by imitating his greeting in an obnoxious voice. Trust me, he'll love it.

08-13-2008, 06:40 AM	#19
Regulus Tera lol i dont even know Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,271	Stick the arm you just got up his arse. He will find it amusing, I'm sure.

08-13-2008, 09:22 AM	#20
Wigmund Lakitu Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Northwest Arkansas Posts: 2,139	Have Gary the red-shirt crawl into the machine while you flick it on/off! He's a red-shirt they're natural lifespan is less than that of a mayfly. And if a boss-guy comes around afterwards you can blame Gary - he'll hopefully be dead (or at least maimed horrifically into permanent silence), he can't argue.