Too funk to drunction! - Page 2

BitVyper · 12-18-2008, 10:37 PM

Man, I have a hard enough time remembering who I am and what I am doing at any given moment (not joking) WITHOUT alcohol. I can't imagine what would happen if I actually drank.

DFM · 12-19-2008, 02:53 AM

Half the shit I say I say because I'm drunk.
Ain't a day goes by this ole boy ain't gettin crunk
Stumble out of bed, four in the afternoon
Grab another bottle, sees a blue baboon

Motherfuck ain't crunk dis an acid trip
Flim to the Flam to the Flavalip
Dawg was right, better buckle up
Lady Love's come gon' fuck him up

Colors taste delicious, what he love the most
Pullin off his skin, guess he better go post
Keys eat his fingers gotta use the mouse
Don't click too fast, you burn down the house

Writes a plea for help, one letter per thread
Ain't nobody knows what that fool done said
Jump ahead three years, missing persons finds the key
"ya'll gotta help, there's this babboon eatin' me."

Hmm. It appears my alcoholic binges have produced, at last, true art.

*sips mai tai*

Demetrius · 12-19-2008, 03:03 AM

Baboon? All I see is a sad loon
Drink all day and all night, pass out until noon
Can't function, can't think but for the drink
Lean over and let loose, puke in the sink

phil_ · 12-19-2008, 03:30 AM

Well, to get the bad taste of Demetrius's little poem there out of our collective mouths, let's try answering Noncon's questions.

Quote:

How do you know when you are too drunk to post?

By that point, I'm usually too drunk to stop myself. It's kind of a non-issue. If I'm a little drunk, I can post, and if I'm tow' up, I post anyway. It only affects RP posts, really, since if I'm gone I can't keep track of what's happening.

However, it's a good habit to check you recent posts after a night of heavy drinking to make sure you haven't posted anything too terrible and to try to put out any burning bridges. Also, it can be really funny.

Quote:

What's the best drunk post you have ever posted?

I leave that up to my fans. Wait, I got rep for this drunk post. My fans have no taste.

Osterbaum · 12-19-2008, 04:41 AM

Next time when you're "too drunk" and you so know you're going to regret it tomorrow, write yourself a note that says "Hello future me, this is the past you! I know you're feeling like shit now, but you had fun last night!"

It's hilarious to find that in your pocket in the morning and not remembering you wrote it. Be sure to sign it too, so you know it's authentic.

Azisien · 12-19-2008, 03:12 PM

I post too often to have a chance of finding any drunk posts I've left here.

But I do remember one of the only thoughts in my mind while posting hammered was to proofread my one or two line post over and over from overwhelming fear of getting banned. I was still well aware I would probably post inappropriate things, because I'm quite the lightweight.

You know...NPF should have a stickied "drunk post" thread!

12-18-2008, 10:37 PM	#11
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Man, I have a hard enough time remembering who I am and what I am doing at any given moment (not joking) WITHOUT alcohol. I can't imagine what would happen if I actually drank. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

12-19-2008, 02:53 AM	#12
DFM Om Nom Nom Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,850	Half the shit I say I say because I'm drunk. Ain't a day goes by this ole boy ain't gettin crunk Stumble out of bed, four in the afternoon Grab another bottle, sees a blue baboon Motherfuck ain't crunk dis an acid trip Flim to the Flam to the Flavalip Dawg was right, better buckle up Lady Love's come gon' fuck him up Colors taste delicious, what he love the most Pullin off his skin, guess he better go post Keys eat his fingers gotta use the mouse Don't click too fast, you burn down the house Writes a plea for help, one letter per thread Ain't nobody knows what that fool done said Jump ahead three years, missing persons finds the key "ya'll gotta help, there's this babboon eatin' me." Hmm. It appears my alcoholic binges have produced, at last, true art. sips mai tai __________________ [14:26] ManoftheRus: YOU GODDAMN SNEAKY DEE

12-19-2008, 03:03 AM	#13
Demetrius In need of a vacation Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Peoples Republic of Vermont Posts: 3,236	Baboon? All I see is a sad loon Drink all day and all night, pass out until noon Can't function, can't think but for the drink Lean over and let loose, puke in the sink __________________ DFM, Demon seed of Hell who fuels its incredible power by butchering little girls and feeding on their innocence. Demetrius, Dark clown of the netherworld, a being of incalculable debauchery and a soulless, faceless evil as old as time itself. Zilla, The chick. ~DFM Wii bishie bishie kawaii baka! ~ Fifthfiend

12-19-2008, 04:41 AM	#15
Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	Next time when you're "too drunk" and you so know you're going to regret it tomorrow, write yourself a note that says "Hello future me, this is the past you! I know you're feeling like shit now, but you had fun last night!" It's hilarious to find that in your pocket in the morning and not remembering you wrote it. Be sure to sign it too, so you know it's authentic. __________________ D is for Dirty Commie!

12-19-2008, 03:12 PM	#16
Azisien wat Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,177	I post too often to have a chance of finding any drunk posts I've left here. But I do remember one of the only thoughts in my mind while posting hammered was to proofread my one or two line post over and over from overwhelming fear of getting banned. I was still well aware I would probably post inappropriate things, because I'm quite the lightweight. You know...NPF should have a stickied "drunk post" thread!