04-21-2009, 05:50 PM | #11 | |
Learned EXTRASENSORY!
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One of the few careers more badass than piracy itself. All the sailing the seas kicking ass, but with more Justice.
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04-21-2009, 06:27 PM | #12 |
Bob Dole
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I can only assume you mean a sexay partay, but with pirates!
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04-21-2009, 06:54 PM | #13 |
Archer and Armstrong vs. the World
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A couple of exotic dancers to dance in the bow while we come in out of the setting sun at 50 MPH, guns blazing, can only aid us in our dance with death.
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04-21-2009, 07:30 PM | #14 | |
That's so PC of you
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who needs zombie training when you can go out on real life hunting pirates for booty with a fuckload of snipers on a sailboat?
Real life rocks!!! Also, Shurikens, bows and Crossbows just the same as home made rail guns, will be Welcomed aboard! Plus beer and barbecue... and some Orange juice because we don't need scurvy like those damn pirates... Quote:
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04-21-2009, 07:57 PM | #15 |
So we are clear
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well technically privateers ARE pirates, just goverment sanctioned pirates.
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04-21-2009, 08:10 PM | #16 |
Sent to the cornfield
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They're like secret agents plus pirates. Badass.
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04-21-2009, 09:53 PM | #17 |
Just sleeping
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You know how, in One Piece, the World Government are the bad guys and, despite the evil, evil dudes among them, the pirates are the good guys? Well, from what little
If I were going to take sides and cruise out to the sea of battle, I'd probably be on their side. I mean, I've shown my pirate supporter status in the past, in the context of "pirates vs. ninja." However, I could join them now (barring language barriers and international hatred of Americans, with white Americans being the easiest to discern), and I haven't, so I guess I won't be joining any side. Sorry, guys.
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04-21-2009, 10:02 PM | #18 |
Burn.
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No, more like people willing to bring along missile launchers.
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04-21-2009, 10:03 PM | #19 |
for all seasons
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Fifthfiend would have pointed out a lot of reasons why this is stupid.
But Jamster's in the house now, and by house I mean pirate ship, and by pirate ship I mean motherfucking pirate combination ship/skateboard/MOON ROCKET FUCK YEAH WE'RE ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKERS A PIRATE BOAT
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04-21-2009, 10:04 PM | #20 | |
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He's got a point that those guys are out there primarily because Somalia sucks right now and they haven't a better alternative. On the other hand pirate hunting is kickass and these guys are shooting innocents.
Equally sexy.
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