#1211: "But why would you insult a sidewalk?" - Page 2

Faythoffenrir · 01-16-2010, 02:48 PM

BM seems almost nice lately. He hasn't tried to kill fighter in awhile.

Dauntasa · 01-16-2010, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Faythoffenrir

BM seems almost nice lately. He hasn't tried to kill fighter in awhile.

He's lost his ability to stab properly, remember?

Faythoffenrir · 01-16-2010, 03:26 PM

He could still slash or hadoken.

Posion, dropping a heavy rock on him, or bad puns.

None would work though. But He still should try, you know.

GrandMasterPlanetEater · 01-16-2010, 03:31 PM

If renting a single room for the night skips forward an entire night in a few moments, obviously renting an entire town full of rooms will let you skip forward YEARS. Fighter, in all of his genius has invented time travel. The entire party was whisked forward far enough in time that society has re-evolved from protobacteria post-cataclysm! The Light Warriors are saved!

ERROR · 01-16-2010, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Deciheximal

If renting a single room for the night skips forward an entire night in a few moments, obviously renting an entire town full of rooms will let you skip forward YEARS. Fighter, in all of his genius has invented time travel. The entire party was whisked forward far enough in time that society has re-evolved from protobacteria post-cataclysm! The Light Warriors are saved!

I think Fighter somehow used every room at once, actually. So, no, I don't think so.

Nice idea, though.

Hobo Phoenix · 01-16-2010, 05:39 PM

Brian, that "putting down pavement/down payment/insulting sidewalks" thing is easily the most clever thing ever said EVER.

Seriously, the universe is done, we have peaked. That joke is the crown jewel of human achievement.

I mean, I'm rather good at coming up with clever stuff on the fly (Improv experience, and no, not just in the High School theater sense).

But that... that was...

It was beautiful.

timemonkey · 01-16-2010, 06:31 PM

I wonder why Red Mage hasn't tried to master time magic yet. They're on a very stricy time limit andhe did claim earlier he could do it.

GrandMasterPlanetEater · 01-16-2010, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ERROR

I think Fighter somehow used every room at once, actually. So, no, I don't think so.

Nice idea, though.

We're still talking about the guy who found Swordtown, folded a portable hole in on itself, and willed his swords into chainsaw blades right?

TARDIS · 01-16-2010, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Dauntasa

He's lost his ability to stab properly, remember?

I'd say all he lost was his blue magic, and all tha super-evil. He could ALWAYS stab. He'd still have Thundara, Firaga, and HADOKEN.

Pink Bison · 01-16-2010, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TARDIS

I'd say all he lost was his blue magic, and all tha super-evil. He could ALWAYS stab. He'd still have Thundara, Firaga, and HADOKEN.

Good sir/madam, I direct you here:
http://www.nuklearpower.com/2009/10/...-or-maybe-gas/

01-16-2010, 02:48 PM	#11
Faythoffenrir The Last of His Kind Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Where DON'T I live? Posts: 39	BM seems almost nice lately. He hasn't tried to kill fighter in awhile. __________________ Why do we do what we do? For the lulz, of course. Last edited by Faythoffenrir; 01-16-2010 at 03:03 PM.

01-16-2010, 03:26 PM	#13
Faythoffenrir The Last of His Kind Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Where DON'T I live? Posts: 39	He could still slash or hadoken. Posion, dropping a heavy rock on him, or bad puns. None would work though. But He still should try, you know. __________________ Why do we do what we do? For the lulz, of course. Last edited by Faythoffenrir; 01-16-2010 at 03:29 PM.

01-16-2010, 03:31 PM	#14
GrandMasterPlanetEater Nom nom planet nom Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 236	If renting a single room for the night skips forward an entire night in a few moments, obviously renting an entire town full of rooms will let you skip forward YEARS. Fighter, in all of his genius has invented time travel. The entire party was whisked forward far enough in time that society has re-evolved from protobacteria post-cataclysm! The Light Warriors are saved! __________________ That big guy over there just called you a wuss.

01-16-2010, 05:39 PM	#16
Hobo Phoenix Hobo Genius Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: USA Posts: 148	Brian, that "putting down pavement/down payment/insulting sidewalks" thing is easily the most clever thing ever said EVER. Seriously, the universe is done, we have peaked. That joke is the crown jewel of human achievement. I mean, I'm rather good at coming up with clever stuff on the fly (Improv experience, and no, not just in the High School theater sense). But that... that was... It was beautiful. __________________ "When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." ~Sir Arthur Conan Doyle "The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie -- deliberate, contrived and dishonest, but the myth, persistent, persuasive, and unrealistic. Belief in myths allows the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." ~John F. Kennedy

01-16-2010, 06:31 PM	#17
timemonkey Shyguy Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 221	I wonder why Red Mage hasn't tried to master time magic yet. They're on a very stricy time limit andhe did claim earlier he could do it. __________________ :bmage: INNA NERTS!