Jumping on the Pokemon Bandwagon! But this time... JOHTO. - Page 2

Nikose Tyris · 01-23-2010, 07:16 PM

Name your character "Token"
Name your Rival "Fifth"
Select Chiqurita as your first pokemon and hope GC selected Squirtle.

Name the Chiqurita "Bananagirl".

Bard The 5th LW · 01-23-2010, 07:19 PM

I would suggest getting Tododile, and naming yourself Token.

Name the rival after someone you don't like here on NPF. Or asshat, he really was one.

Token · 01-23-2010, 07:27 PM

The only person here don't like has a name that is ten characters. I do have an idea though. The next update will be up in a couple of hours. That might be too soon, but hey, I didn't start a Pokemon Let's Play to not play Pokemon.

Also, I am most likely going to go with Totodile. If GC picks Squirtle, and it bugs you that much, I'll just shove the little bugger into the PC and start raising some Butterfree.

Token · 01-23-2010, 10:31 PM

I'm not sure if I'm allowed to double post here or not, but hey, UPDATE.

When we last left our hero, he was greeted by a strange man in his bedroom. Amazingly, this wasn't the worst part of the day- the shock of seeing and losing a "Pikablu" made him lose all of his memories! He can't even remember his name...

Uh... what should I tell him? The voices in my head say to go with...

Token... who the hell would name their kids after a coin? Ah well. It'll do for now. Token it is.

what

Back the hell up, what did you just call me?

Token may not be the best name, but it's sure as hell better than Asshat, you douche!

Argh, why won't you listen? :stressed:

You better hope not, for your sake.

Well, at least he's out of my bedroom now. Didn't he say something "a world of journeys and adventures?" If I'm going on an adventure, I might as well check out my computer. I don't know much, but I do know that any kid who isn't stupidtarded has at least a Potion in their PC.

Argh.

ARGH!

Wait. I have a town map, but not a Potion? That's totally assbackwards.

"New Bark Town," huh? Well, at least I know where I am now.

Walkin' down the stairs, WHEE.

"!" That can't be good. Oh my, I hope this is my house...

WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP CALLING ME THAT.:stressed: Due to the callousness I assume this is my mother. On the other hand, she let me sleep in until DAY 3 o'clock and 22 minutes. :/

Well as long as he doesn't call me Asshat.

Uh... yay?

GIMMIE.

Bollocks.

Pocket Monster Gear, or just Pokemon Gear, or just PokeGear

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. I, Token Q. Asshat will complete my journey without using my Poket Monster Gear once.

Don't care.

Didn't I just say I'm not going to use it?

No, it's Grunsday.

I. Don't. Give. A. CRAP.

...

I done said twice I'm not gonna ruttin' use i- it has a phone? I may not remember if I have any friends, but as a... however the hell old I am kid, a phone seems bitchin'.

Wow. I have like no memory, and even I could have figured that out.

"Memory?" Cheap shot, bitch.

GHOSTBUSTERS.

Yeah that's great I'm leaving bye.

Wait. If it was just DAY 3 o'clock and 22 minutes, why is it suddenly dark out? Great. Now I'm blacking out and losing time as well as my memory. :/

Now I might as well find this Elm dude. I'm guessing this is his lab, but I don't wanna barge in and look stupid. I guess I should ask someone... That guy looks friendly.

Sup dude, is this Elm's lab? Uh... why are you ellipsis-ing at me?

Yay, thanks! Wanna be friends? I've got amnesia! I want to be called "Token," but everyone calls me "Asshat" for some reason.

My new best friend?

Y...you kicked me! :gonk:

FINE. I don't need you! Even if you did just tell me where I was supposed to go! GOD.

Hi. I'm Token. How can I be of assistance?

OH FUCK YOU.:stressed:

So why are you calling me "Asshat?"

That's... not quite as bad as being called "Asshat."

Did he a discover a reason everyone I've met so far is a douchebag? ZING.

As opposed to all those times it was fake?

Yeah, I can totally see that. Y'know with the Gameboy you're trying to hide in your pocket.

That's what she... Nah. I don't know what sort of man I am, but I don't wanna be that guy.

Wait, you mean a companion who won't call me Asshat? FUCK YEAH SEAKING, I'm in!

Dude, I'm already sold. You could give me like a Magikarp for all I care.

SQUEE. Lessee...

Hmm... Kinda cute. I don't hate it.

I don't know anything, but I know that shit ain't goin' down.

D'AWW! :3nod:

He will be my best friend and I will love him and he will never say that I am a rectum's headwear.

DOESN'T COUNT.

Well, DUH.

Anyone who gets that will get a cookie.

That's it for tonight, I think. I forgot how long the beginning of Silver was. I'm 98 screencaps in, and I haven't even been in a battle yet.

Ah well.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 01-23-2010, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Token

Anyone who gets that will get a cookie.

That's it for tonight, I think. I forgot how long the beginning of Silver was. I'm 98 screencaps in, and I haven't even been in a battle yet.

Ah well.

Is that a Ninja Turtles reference I am seeing?

Token · 01-23-2010, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mac

Is that a Ninja Turtles reference I am seeing?

Why yes. Yes it is.

Julford Hajime · 01-24-2010, 12:40 AM

Sooooo... Are you sticking with Asshat, or was this a case of "Screencapped it all with one name, then you fuckers and your democracy all voted for Token, so I gotta redo that segment off screen"?

Also, Chikorita hates makes me sad

At least get a Bellsprout!

Token · 01-24-2010, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julford Hajime

Sooooo... Are you sticking with Asshat, or was this a case of "Screencapped it all with one name, then you fuckers and your democracy all voted for Token, so I gotta redo that segment off screen"?

Also, Chikorita hates makes me sad

At least get a Bellsprout!

I'm gonna pull an Nikose and not go with Token, for the sake of a joke that should be in the next update. My plyan was to change his name to Token after beating the Elite Four, but I can't find a code to do that, so I'm improvising. Sorry. In return, I will use any (non-starter, obviously) Pokemon that you guys ask. I'm already about to go catch six Caterpie.

Edit: I'm guessing you guys won't want to see every random encounter I have through two regions, but just to make sure: would anyone object to me only showing wild battles where I catch someone/level up?

Double Edit: Dammit. I just spent an hour searching before I realized that I can only get Caterpie/Metapod in the Bug Catching Contest. Stupid version exclusives. :/

Ecks · 01-27-2010, 07:16 PM

Bumping in the hopes that maybe Token just forgot he had an LP or that he's just been too busy to update.

If bumping is a no no, I'll let this post serve another purpose. YOU HAVE TO CATCH A SCYTHER MAN. I KNOW YOU CAN'T GET SCIZOR ON A ROM UNLESS YOU HAX FOR IT, BUT SCYTHER'S STILL PRETTY COOL.

Gee, I don't know if that really needed caps, but I'm leaving it like that. Scizor's a pretty cool guy. eh rapes everything that isn't fire-type and doesn't afraid of anything.

Token · 01-29-2010, 06:00 PM

Sorry dude, I've just been busy. I'll try not to let there be a gap this big again, but my schedule is sort of crazy right now.

Anyway, I finally have an update, and it's a relatively big one. And Scizor's on my list, don't worry. There's a way to trade between totally legal copies now, and since I have a totally legal copy of Gold, it shouldn't be a problem.
Chapter 3: Last part of the exposition, WHEE!

Yeah that's great I'm busy with Leatherhed here.

Fine. I guess I probably should do your stupid errand, since you gave me a BADASS CROCODILE and whatnot.

Huh, thanks. Maybe you aren't a complete jerk after all.

:gonk: what

I... I hope you don't mean anything down there.

Doo doo doo d... Um.

Lethy's stats, which I can apparently check without a Pokedex. That's just how damn good I am.

Doo-doo-doo-DOO!

Yeah, busy with your stupid gameboy. :shifty:

Wait wasn't it just night?

... Welp. That's it. Peace out New Bark Town. If I could remember you I'd probably feel kinda sad about leaving. But I don't so... ADVENTURE! :p

To celebrate my newfound freedom (and newfound existence, for that matter

) I'mma go talk to this random stranger!

You gave me advice and didn't call me "Asshat?" Wi..will you be my best friend?

Made it through the grass without being murdered by a wild animal!

Lethy is made entirely out of win.

But there is grass everywhere. :gonk:

HAH!

Take that grass! I am untouchable!

Well bugger.

LETHY, KILL.

Oh. Wow. He went straight for the eyes.

WIN! Oh, right... I need a corny one-liner...
Looks like Pidgey...

...flew the coop.
Uh... Let's pretend I didn't say that Lethy.

Dead end. :/ Ah well, POTION GET.

D:

I... what is that? LETHY atta... wow.

I wish I could have saved that Sentret. I had no idea something so small could bleed so much.

Uh oh.

Whoops, waste of a berry.

Wow. Lethy is somehow even more vicious now. Ah well. I'm sure no one will miss one Rattata...

Wouldn't it be smarter to wait inside until it's night?

Woot!

!tooW

Say bye by.. what.

Ugh. This is what I get for not healing between battles. :/

Potions are helpful.

Nice.

But he's violent enough already! :gonk:

New city GET... to, I guess.

Actually, I'm the world champion. Kiss the ring, bitch.

Yeah, I didn't think you'd buy that.

Sure, I guess. Could be useful.

Kay. Where are we headed?

That's pretty helpful.

Do you doubt my skills? You're a jerk, old man.

Yeah, I could guess, seeing as it has "MART" on the side in giant letters.

Normally, I'd refrain from a ball joke, but seeing as this is the 69th image... nah.

Coo', I guess. Isn't Mr. Pokemon out that way?

I hate you and every pun you have ever made ugh.

You're old. :/

There... and everywhere...

Yeah, whatevvs.

GIMMIE. Please.

Doo-doo-doo-DOO!

Well that's totally awesome isn't it. :shifty:

C...cards? Ugh, my head...

:stressed: What the... wait... he's talking again.

Uh thanks. I gotta go now...

Actually this might be useful. Time to heal!

Wait. You want my pokemon to get hurt?

Better go find Mr. Pokemon.

Grass. My mortal enemy.

Curses!

Wow, Lethy didn't try to kill it this time. He's almost cuddleable again.

Is that his house?

Nah, it's just some fat dude.

My Totodile got bigger by eating a Sentret.

Yay thanks!

Hey, look at all that stuff I already knew.

OMG, Berry? HAY GURL HAY!

So I guess it's this way...

Can't touch this.

:/ Almost there...

Dammit.

dammit

Looks like Kakuna...

... just goot "Kooked."

That's a lot.

Hell yeah!

About time.

Hello! You must be the other douche with a dumb name.

I think he was hitting on me earlier.

Please keep your pants on please keep your pants on

A DIGIEGG!

They didn't even try to see what Digimon was in it? I hope it's a Terriermon. :3nod:

I can see why. He probably wants an Etemon or something.

Wasn't Rowan the one who always goes on about evolution? Wait... who the hell is Rowan?

Professor WHO now? Aw crap.

Will know what? That the Digital Gate is open? I can't see why he'd imagine that.

AHA! So you're that creep who was in my room!

Yeah, we went over that while you were invading my personal space. :shifty:

CREEP.

Yeah, he's pretty sweet.

Because there is a fuckton of tall grass between New Bark Town and this shithole?

Good for you. I'll be over here not caring.

I treat him with Potions and cockfighting. :shifty:

Well obviously, the dude with no memory and a bloodthirsty pet crocodile is dependable. :/

How would you like to go to hell?

Latest version of what now?

I care so much. Really.

That's cool dude, but I can probably get Bulbapedia with my Pocket Monster Gear.

Doo-doo-no one-cares!

No, seriously. Bulbapedia.

In the realm of the living? Yeah you have.

Protip: NO ONE WATCHES YOUR SHOW.

Oak, I hate you!

Why yes, yes I am.

Oh thanks. Y'know, you're not actually a complete asshole.

I won't let you down nice person!

Sup Professor Pedo.

why are you groaning like that?

:shifty:

Yeah... I'll get right on that.

NOM.

Buggerit millennium hand and shrimp.

Hi.

Bye.

Hi.

Bye some more.

Healed. I still don't trust that creepy nurse. :shifty:

!

Hey, aren't you that douche who kicked me earlier? :stressed:

Lethy? Yeah, so?

I don't think I like you. :/

Stop with the goddamn ellipsis..es!

Not really.

Fine. Bring it! :stressed:

I am never going to get used to this what the hell :O_o:

Well good for ??? then!

I thought you said you had a good Pokemon. :shifty:

Heh.

Looks like Chikorita...

... yeah, I got nothing.

Woot level up!

A little, yeah.

Stop doing that dammit. What are you, a Squenix character?

I'm so sorry for you.

Get in line QuestionMarkQuestionMarkQuestionMark.

And Tri-Q's gone. What a douche.

Hop down the ledge, hop down the ledge, humming this song while I hop down the ledge!

It's cute how you think you have a chance. Peace out.

After brutalizing a cute woodland creature, I went back to Elm's lab.

I probably should have realized that after the fight with Q-ball.

Good for you.

Yeah, I kicked that kid's ass.

Did I stutter?

For the third time, yes.

Yeah, it was-

Oh hell yes.

heheheh...

...
MOTHER FUCKER!

And that's it for now. Next update will probably be this weekend.

01-23-2010, 07:27 PM	#13
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	The only person here don't like has a name that is ten characters. I do have an idea though. The next update will be up in a couple of hours. That might be too soon, but hey, I didn't start a Pokemon Let's Play to not play Pokemon. Also, I am most likely going to go with Totodile. If GC picks Squirtle, and it bugs you that much, I'll just shove the little bugger into the PC and start raising some Butterfree. Last edited by Token; 01-23-2010 at 09:14 PM.

01-23-2010, 10:31 PM	#14
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	Episode 2: Everyone is a jerk. I'm not sure if I'm allowed to double post here or not, but hey, UPDATE. When we last left our hero, he was greeted by a strange man in his bedroom. Amazingly, this wasn't the worst part of the day- the shock of seeing and losing a "Pikablu" made him lose all of his memories! He can't even remember his name... Uh... what should I tell him? The voices in my head say to go with... Token... who the hell would name their kids after a coin? Ah well. It'll do for now. Token it is. what Back the hell up, what did you just call me? Token may not be the best name, but it's sure as hell better than Asshat, you douche! Argh, why won't you listen? :stressed: You better hope not, for your sake. Well, at least he's out of my bedroom now. Didn't he say something "a world of journeys and adventures?" If I'm going on an adventure, I might as well check out my computer. I don't know much, but I do know that any kid who isn't stupidtarded has at least a Potion in their PC. Argh. ARGH! Wait. I have a town map, but not a Potion? That's totally assbackwards. "New Bark Town," huh? Well, at least I know where I am now. Walkin' down the stairs, WHEE. "!" That can't be good. Oh my, I hope this is my house... WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP CALLING ME THAT.:stressed: Due to the callousness I assume this is my mother. On the other hand, she let me sleep in until DAY 3 o'clock and 22 minutes. :/ Well as long as he doesn't call me Asshat. Uh... yay? GIMMIE. Bollocks. Pocket Monster Gear, or just Pokemon Gear, or just PokeGear CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. I, Token Q. Asshat will complete my journey without using my Poket Monster Gear once. Don't care. Didn't I just say I'm not going to use it? No, it's Grunsday. I. Don't. Give. A. CRAP. ... I done said twice I'm not gonna ruttin' use i- it has a phone? I may not remember if I have any friends, but as a... however the hell old I am kid, a phone seems bitchin'. Wow. I have like no memory, and even I could have figured that out. "Memory?" Cheap shot, bitch. GHOSTBUSTERS. Yeah that's great I'm leaving bye. Wait. If it was just DAY 3 o'clock and 22 minutes, why is it suddenly dark out? Great. Now I'm blacking out and losing time as well as my memory. :/ Now I might as well find this Elm dude. I'm guessing this is his lab, but I don't wanna barge in and look stupid. I guess I should ask someone... That guy looks friendly. Sup dude, is this Elm's lab? Uh... why are you ellipsis-ing at me? Yay, thanks! Wanna be friends? I've got amnesia! I want to be called "Token," but everyone calls me "Asshat" for some reason. My new best friend? Y...you kicked me! :gonk: FINE. I don't need you! Even if you did just tell me where I was supposed to go! GOD. Hi. I'm Token. How can I be of assistance? OH FUCK YOU.:stressed: So why are you calling me "Asshat?" That's... not quite as bad as being called "Asshat." Did he a discover a reason everyone I've met so far is a douchebag? ZING. As opposed to all those times it was fake? Yeah, I can totally see that. Y'know with the Gameboy you're trying to hide in your pocket. That's what she... Nah. I don't know what sort of man I am, but I don't wanna be that guy. Wait, you mean a companion who won't call me Asshat? FUCK YEAH SEAKING, I'm in! Dude, I'm already sold. You could give me like a Magikarp for all I care. SQUEE. Lessee... Hmm... Kinda cute. I don't hate it. I don't know anything, but I know that shit ain't goin' down. D'AWW! :3nod: He will be my best friend and I will love him and he will never say that I am a rectum's headwear. DOESN'T COUNT. Well, DUH. Anyone who gets that will get a cookie. That's it for tonight, I think. I forgot how long the beginning of Silver was. I'm 98 screencaps in, and I haven't even been in a battle yet. Ah well. Last edited by Token; 01-23-2010 at 10:37 PM.

01-29-2010, 06:00 PM	#20
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	Holy crap, I updated? Sorry dude, I've just been busy. I'll try not to let there be a gap this big again, but my schedule is sort of crazy right now. Anyway, I finally have an update, and it's a relatively big one. And Scizor's on my list, don't worry. There's a way to trade between totally legal copies now, and since I have a totally legal copy of Gold, it shouldn't be a problem. Chapter 3: Last part of the exposition, WHEE! Yeah that's great I'm busy with Leatherhed here. Fine. I guess I probably should do your stupid errand, since you gave me a BADASS CROCODILE and whatnot. Huh, thanks. Maybe you aren't a complete jerk after all. :gonk: what I... I hope you don't mean anything down there. Doo doo doo d... Um. Lethy's stats, which I can apparently check without a Pokedex. That's just how damn good I am. Doo-doo-doo-DOO! Yeah, busy with your stupid gameboy. :shifty: Wait wasn't it just night? ... Welp. That's it. Peace out New Bark Town. If I could remember you I'd probably feel kinda sad about leaving. But I don't so... ADVENTURE! :p To celebrate my newfound freedom (and newfound existence, for that matter ) I'mma go talk to this random stranger! You gave me advice and didn't call me "Asshat?" Wi..will you be my best friend? Made it through the grass without being murdered by a wild animal! Lethy is made entirely out of win. But there is grass everywhere. :gonk: HAH! Take that grass! I am untouchable! Well bugger. LETHY, KILL. Oh. Wow. He went straight for the eyes. WIN! Oh, right... I need a corny one-liner... Looks like Pidgey......flew the coop. Uh... Let's pretend I didn't say that Lethy. Dead end. :/ Ah well, POTION GET. D: I... what is that? LETHY atta... wow. I wish I could have saved that Sentret. I had no idea something so small could bleed so much. Uh oh. Whoops, waste of a berry. Wow. Lethy is somehow even more vicious now. Ah well. I'm sure no one will miss one Rattata... Wouldn't it be smarter to wait inside until it's night? Woot! !tooW Say bye by.. what. Ugh. This is what I get for not healing between battles. :/ Potions are helpful. Nice. But he's violent enough already! :gonk: New city GET... to, I guess. Actually, I'm the world champion. Kiss the ring, bitch. Yeah, I didn't think you'd buy that. Sure, I guess. Could be useful. Kay. Where are we headed? That's pretty helpful. Do you doubt my skills? You're a jerk, old man. Yeah, I could guess, seeing as it has "MART" on the side in giant letters. Normally, I'd refrain from a ball joke, but seeing as this is the 69th image... nah. Coo', I guess. Isn't Mr. Pokemon out that way? I hate you and every pun you have ever made ugh. You're old. :/ There... and everywhere... Yeah, whatevvs. GIMMIE. Please. Doo-doo-doo-DOO!ugh I hate my name. Well that's totally awesome isn't it. :shifty: C...cards? Ugh, my head... :stressed: What the... wait... he's talking again. Uh thanks. I gotta go now... Actually this might be useful. Time to heal! Wait. You want my pokemon to get hurt? Better go find Mr. Pokemon. Grass. My mortal enemy. Curses! Wow, Lethy didn't try to kill it this time. He's almost cuddleable again. Is that his house? Nah, it's just some fat dude. My Totodile got bigger by eating a Sentret. Yay thanks! Hey, look at all that stuff I already knew. OMG, Berry? HAY GURL HAY! So I guess it's this way... Can't touch this. :/ Almost there... Dammit. dammit Looks like Kakuna... ... just goot "Kooked." That's a lot. Hell yeah! About time. Hello! You must be the other douche with a dumb name. I think he was hitting on me earlier. Please keep your pants on please keep your pants on A DIGIEGG! They didn't even try to see what Digimon was in it? I hope it's a Terriermon. :3nod: I can see why. He probably wants an Etemon or something. Wasn't Rowan the one who always goes on about evolution? Wait... who the hell is Rowan? Professor WHO now? Aw crap. Will know what? That the Digital Gate is open? I can't see why he'd imagine that. AHA! So you're that creep who was in my room! Yeah, we went over that while you were invading my personal space. :shifty: CREEP. Yeah, he's pretty sweet. Because there is a fuckton of tall grass between New Bark Town and this shithole? Good for you. I'll be over here not caring. I treat him with Potions and cockfighting. :shifty: Well obviously, the dude with no memory and a bloodthirsty pet crocodile is dependable. :/ How would you like to go to hell? Latest version of what now? I care so much. Really. That's cool dude, but I can probably get Bulbapedia with my Pocket Monster Gear. Doo-doo-no one-cares! No, seriously. Bulbapedia. In the realm of the living? Yeah you have. Protip: NO ONE WATCHES YOUR SHOW. Oak, I hate you! Why yes, yes I am. Oh thanks. Y'know, you're not actually a complete asshole. I won't let you down nice person! Sup Professor Pedo. why are you groaning like that? :shifty: Yeah... I'll get right on that. NOM. Buggerit millennium hand and shrimp. Hi. Bye. Hi. Bye some more. Healed. I still don't trust that creepy nurse. :shifty: ! Hey, aren't you that douche who kicked me earlier? :stressed: Lethy? Yeah, so? I don't think I like you. :/ Stop with the goddamn ellipsis..es! Not really. Fine. Bring it! :stressed: I am never going to get used to this what the hell :O_o: Well good for ??? then! I thought you said you had a good Pokemon. :shifty: Heh. Looks like Chikorita... ... yeah, I got nothing. Woot level up! A little, yeah. Stop doing that dammit. What are you, a Squenix character? I'm so sorry for you. Get in line QuestionMarkQuestionMarkQuestionMark. And Tri-Q's gone. What a douche. Hop down the ledge, hop down the ledge, humming this song while I hop down the ledge! It's cute how you think you have a chance. Peace out. After brutalizing a cute woodland creature, I went back to Elm's lab. I probably should have realized that after the fight with Q-ball. Good for you. Yeah, I kicked that kid's ass. Did I stutter? For the third time, yes. Yeah, it was- Oh hell yes. heheheh... ... MOTHER FUCKER! And that's it for now. Next update will probably be this weekend. Last edited by Token; 01-29-2010 at 06:04 PM.

01-23-2010, 07:19 PM	#12
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	I would suggest getting Tododile, and naming yourself Token. Name the rival after someone you don't like here on NPF. Or asshat, he really was one.

01-24-2010, 12:40 AM	#17
Julford Hajime Monty Mole Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 744	Sooooo... Are you sticking with Asshat, or was this a case of "Screencapped it all with one name, then you fuckers and your democracy all voted for Token, so I gotta redo that segment off screen"? Also, Chikorita hates makes me sad At least get a Bellsprout!