Pok�mon Umbral Discussion 3: Like Pok� Fables Except More Awesome... - Page 2

Dracorion · 03-05-2010, 10:54 AM

Oh relax. If we follow Geminex's plan, there's still a Charizard, Rio, Swampert, Matthias and Registeel left to mess up the Pulverots. You could probably down one and significantly wound another.

If the Gendom goes down, we're done anyway.

Menarker · 03-05-2010, 11:29 AM

Well, I was hoping it could be captured/preserved, given how it was of cruical priority to the scientists and the situation is not so dire anymore that it can't be recovered alive. Plus, the mission was technically to retrieve and protect the egg. :3

*Is thinking extra reward might be given for it being alive* $_$

Dracorion · 03-05-2010, 11:33 AM

I don't think the original objective applies when the egg is actually a pokemon breeding factory. And a pokemon itself. And it was only crucial when it was an egg, and while it's certainly more valuable now, it's still a deathmachine. Still, Mike can try to snag it if the triple onslaught doesn't kill it.

As for the Pulverots, my suggestion is that Rio, Registeel and Matthias take one out, and Swampert and Charizard target another one for quad-damage sexiness.

Menarker · 03-05-2010, 11:34 AM

Matthias is KOed, isn't he? He's struggling not to die, or rather fall into sleep he'll never wake up to.

Dracorion · 03-05-2010, 11:36 AM

According to the battle synopsis he's in critical condition. I don't know if that means he's in the red or incapacitated and hanging by a thread.

Menarker · 03-05-2010, 11:39 AM

Well, if he's conscious, he should be using a Full Restore on himself (or Protect so Rachel has time to heal him if he ran out) since it does seem he's near death. If he's really unconscious, he can't do much anyhow.

Guess we need to hear from AB about his current status.

Heh, Rachel is getting a workout from this. Man, it would suck if we had to go through a mission without her like if she was kidnapped or so.

Dracorion · 03-05-2010, 12:10 PM

What the hell do you think you're doing?

Don't give him any ideas!

Astral Harmony · 03-05-2010, 12:58 PM

Don't worry, you're not losing Rachel. As I displayed by this picture, Pikachu Pok�brids are the real hawtness.

In fact, expect to get a second support unit for the next mission since you'll be split up. A Lopunny Pok�brid, because Lopunnys can be hot, too.

Dracorion · 03-05-2010, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

this picture, Pikachu Pok�brids are the real hawtness.

Thank you for remind me of this. From now on, that's how I'm going to think of Rachel.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

Lopunnys can be hot, too.

Thanks for this too.

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Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

In fact, expect to get a second support unit for the next mission since you'll be split up.

Oooh. Speculation, ahoy!

Astral Harmony · 03-05-2010, 02:04 PM

Okay, here's the first omake of a possible series I've so far entitled That Bitch, Gardevoir! I kinda didn't want to do this because it's an old skit that you don't have to be Gardevoir to do.

That Bitch, Gardevoir! ...at the McDonalds

Rachel (cashier): "Damn it, I'm so tired of all the downtime since that last mission so I unwisely decided to get a part-time job as a cashier at a McDonalds."
Moon (assistant manager): "Hmmm, that's odd. Is it just me, or did a Gardevoir just enter the restaurant?"
Rachel: "Customers are customers even if they are Pok�mon, right? Good afternoon, Gardevoir! May I please take your order?"
Gardevoir: "Yeah, can I please have a small coke?"
Rachel: "Okay, small coke?"
Gardevoir: "Medium coke."
Rachel: "Then a medium coke."
Gardevoir: "Large coke."
Rachel: "...Large coke."
Gardevoir: "Small diet coke...medium diet coke...large diet coke..."
Rachel: *shuts her brain off and continues to take the order*
Gardevoir: "Small sprite...medium sprite...chicken ceaser salad...crispy cut chicken salad..."
Rachel: *sweating* "Ah, crispy cut chicken salad. Any dressing?"
Gardevoir: "Uhhh...yeah, all of them."
Rachel: "Huh?"
Gardevoir: "All of 'em. All three. Uhhh, six nuggets...ten nuggets...twenty nuggets...vanilla cone...oh, what kind of McFlurries do you have?"
Rachel: *one of her eyebrows is on the ceiling* "We've got M&Ms, Oreos and Crunchy."
Gardevoir: "I'll take all three, actually. A big mac value meal?"
Moon: *steps forward to assist Rachel* "What size, ma'am?"
Gardevoir: "A large."
Moon: "So, with the nuggets, what sauce did you want?"
Gardevoir: "All of them."
Moon: "All of the sauces?"
Gardevoir: *nods* "A fillet-o-fish meal."
Moon: *getting really disturbed* "What size, ma'am?"
Gardevoir: "Large. And a cheesburger."
Moon: "Meal, or just the burger?"
Gardevoir: "Aw, I should probably get the meal, what the hell. How much is all that?"
Moon: "$146.50."
Gardevoir: "Aw, Jesus. I got like twenty bucks." *leaves while whistling*
Rachel: "..."
Moon: "..."
Rachel: "Moon, I need a chest to cry my soul into."
Moon: "Perhaps after working hours."

03-05-2010, 10:54 AM	#11
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	Oh relax. If we follow Geminex's plan, there's still a Charizard, Rio, Swampert, Matthias and Registeel left to mess up the Pulverots. You could probably down one and significantly wound another. If the Gendom goes down, we're done anyway. __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

03-05-2010, 11:29 AM	#12
Menarker OMG! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3,802	Well, I was hoping it could be captured/preserved, given how it was of cruical priority to the scientists and the situation is not so dire anymore that it can't be recovered alive. Plus, the mission was technically to retrieve and protect the egg. :3 Is thinking extra reward might be given for it being alive $_$ __________________ THE BIO OF RENNY TRESSERHORN THE BIOs OF POKEMON UMBRAL! Last edited by Menarker; 03-05-2010 at 11:53 AM.

03-05-2010, 11:33 AM	#13
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	I don't think the original objective applies when the egg is actually a pokemon breeding factory. And a pokemon itself. And it was only crucial when it was an egg, and while it's certainly more valuable now, it's still a deathmachine. Still, Mike can try to snag it if the triple onslaught doesn't kill it. As for the Pulverots, my suggestion is that Rio, Registeel and Matthias take one out, and Swampert and Charizard target another one for quad-damage sexiness. __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

03-05-2010, 11:34 AM	#14
Menarker OMG! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3,802	Matthias is KOed, isn't he? He's struggling not to die, or rather fall into sleep he'll never wake up to. __________________ THE BIO OF RENNY TRESSERHORN THE BIOs OF POKEMON UMBRAL!

03-05-2010, 11:36 AM	#15
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	According to the battle synopsis he's in critical condition. I don't know if that means he's in the red or incapacitated and hanging by a thread. __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

03-05-2010, 11:39 AM	#16
Menarker OMG! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3,802	Well, if he's conscious, he should be using a Full Restore on himself (or Protect so Rachel has time to heal him if he ran out) since it does seem he's near death. If he's really unconscious, he can't do much anyhow. Guess we need to hear from AB about his current status. Heh, Rachel is getting a workout from this. Man, it would suck if we had to go through a mission without her like if she was kidnapped or so. __________________ THE BIO OF RENNY TRESSERHORN THE BIOs OF POKEMON UMBRAL! Last edited by Menarker; 03-05-2010 at 11:42 AM.

03-05-2010, 12:10 PM	#17
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	What the hell do you think you're doing? Don't give him any ideas! __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

03-05-2010, 12:58 PM	#18
Astral Harmony Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Moe Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Harmonial Sanctum Posts: 6,798	Don't worry, you're not losing Rachel. As I displayed by this picture, Pikachu Pok�brids are the real hawtness. In fact, expect to get a second support unit for the next mission since you'll be split up. A Lopunny Pok�brid, because Lopunnys can be hot, too. Last edited by Astral Harmony; 03-05-2010 at 02:04 PM.

03-05-2010, 02:04 PM	#20
Astral Harmony Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Moe Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Harmonial Sanctum Posts: 6,798	Okay, here's the first omake of a possible series I've so far entitled That Bitch, Gardevoir! I kinda didn't want to do this because it's an old skit that you don't have to be Gardevoir to do. That Bitch, Gardevoir! ...at the McDonalds Rachel (cashier): "Damn it, I'm so tired of all the downtime since that last mission so I unwisely decided to get a part-time job as a cashier at a McDonalds." Moon (assistant manager): "Hmmm, that's odd. Is it just me, or did a Gardevoir just enter the restaurant?" Rachel: "Customers are customers even if they are Pok�mon, right? Good afternoon, Gardevoir! May I please take your order?" Gardevoir: "Yeah, can I please have a small coke?" Rachel: "Okay, small coke?" Gardevoir: "Medium coke." Rachel: "Then a medium coke." Gardevoir: "Large coke." Rachel: "...Large coke." Gardevoir: "Small diet coke...medium diet coke...large diet coke..." Rachel: shuts her brain off and continues to take the order Gardevoir: "Small sprite...medium sprite...chicken ceaser salad...crispy cut chicken salad..." Rachel: sweating "Ah, crispy cut chicken salad. Any dressing?" Gardevoir: "Uhhh...yeah, all of them." Rachel: "Huh?" Gardevoir: "All of 'em. All three. Uhhh, six nuggets...ten nuggets...twenty nuggets...vanilla cone...oh, what kind of McFlurries do you have?" Rachel: one of her eyebrows is on the ceiling "We've got M&Ms, Oreos and Crunchy." Gardevoir: "I'll take all three, actually. A big mac value meal?" Moon: steps forward to assist Rachel "What size, ma'am?" Gardevoir: "A large." Moon: "So, with the nuggets, what sauce did you want?" Gardevoir: "All of them." Moon: "All of the sauces?" Gardevoir: nods "A fillet-o-fish meal." Moon: getting really disturbed "What size, ma'am?" Gardevoir: "Large. And a cheesburger." Moon: "Meal, or just the burger?" Gardevoir: "Aw, I should probably get the meal, what the hell. How much is all that?" Moon: "$146.50." Gardevoir: "Aw, Jesus. I got like twenty bucks." leaves while whistling Rachel: "..." Moon: "..." Rachel: "Moon, I need a chest to cry my soul into." Moon: "Perhaps after working hours." Last edited by Astral Harmony; 03-05-2010 at 02:14 PM.